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by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
tonight, on action 3, we report to you live from the scene as famed reporter ken kenderson talks live to xxausrottenxx, who has just made his 200th comic, ken...
this just in, xxausrottenxx really doesnt like anyone touching his, and this is a quote, "no-no spots"

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-03-04
i dont understand the big deal with these humans getting to see a famous persons nipples
i mean, paris hilton and pamela anderson both have shown more than their nipples, whats the difference?
now a chicken coup, thats where the action is, just the sight of one of those babes laying an egg, god it makes me hot......oh jesus, im sorry...im gonna have to clean this up now

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-04-04
oh man, i was so trashed last night, i dont remember anything passed th....what the hell??
um....welcome my son
who the hell are you? isnt this where jesus is supposed to come and lead me into the holy land
yeah, yeah, hes out running errands, so im supposed to do all the work, so yeah, lets get a goin
AHH SHIT!!!!!
fuck, the hell button again, haha cthulhu, when will you learn?

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-04-04
...she just got up and left, i didnt even get a goodbye
well, young lady, we'll be looking for her, in the meantime, you just have to trust that one day she'll be back, maybe youll even make some new friends
i guess..
i dont think this is gonna work out

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-04-04
so, whats the plan?
this

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-04-04
i was going to make a comic about what boinky is like when hes not at SC
but then i decided im not going to,
because this was the best that i got
cunts...

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-04-04
work!
WORK!
meh

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-04-04
warning: you have a virus
no, you have a virus
warning: you have a virus
no, you have a virus
warning: you have a virus
no, you have a virus

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-04-04
lol!
:D
omg!
wtf?
oh, n/m
ok, brb

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-05-04
hello sir, how may i assist you?
hhm
10 minutes..
...
3 hours
seven.......breads...

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-05-04
virus quaranteened
alright!
not all viruses were eliminated from your computer
WHAT?
big booty bitches: 100% complete
alright!

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-05-04
so, let me get this straight, you're going to hollywood to become a gangsta rapper?
yeah, G
im sorry, my initial would be 'P', for pumpkin
whats up, dawg?
im a pumpkin!
yeah, well im glad you have such high self-assurance. ...playa

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-05-04
whazzup, nigg?
yeah gee, you gotsta be a piamp iffn yeez wants ta sco' is big in heau!
um...i said whats up, nigga
what??
i guess this is where all the rappers start out... :(
oh and youve got the prettiest eyes!

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-05-04
OMG!
....OMG!
hey....quit pickin on my dad

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-05-04
i give you the power to say one word
dongs
poser

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-07-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
mushroom mushroom? i did that on page two!
good for you

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-07-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
...i haven't actually done them yet

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-07-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet.
What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
come on, ask me what its 'about'
oh, fuck off

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-07-04
LOL!
LOL!
lewl!
wtf?
lewl?
haha, i know, wtf?! i gtg

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-08-04
oh god this is horrible! it appears ive gone back in time to 5 minutes from now
you were asleep...
no no, that theory is just not feasable, im a time traveler!
i think it was just that...
oh gosh this is just like that movie, oh god the zombies, theyre everywhere!
*sigh*

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-09-04
pooooooossuuuuuuuuuum

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-09-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
...something about origins and relays and stuff
yeah, hes always had a thing with group sex, its best not to listen to him

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-09-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
son, ive been thinking, and i think that it actually wasnt a good idea to ask to mung their daughter after she dies

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-10-04
nicejohnson: look, i'm your internet girlfriend!
oh yeah?
does the robot
WHEE
WHEE
??
WHEE
WHEE

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-10-04
agh, ive been standing here for hours, and i havent had any action....oh wait someones coming
teenagers and that bee-bop music of theirs...

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-10-04
you know, when you asked for my services, i had something else in mind

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-16-04
man is this bus ever going to come?
but then again, why would there be a bus stop in the middle of the woods?
this is probably some philosophic idiom, but im just too american to realize it...man i hope the yankees won last night

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-16-04
one day at Elsinore Castle
so i says, those poles and norwegians arent gonna gravitate themselves
haha!
what the fuck are you talking about?

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-16-04
d00d my grav1t0ns are teh R0XX0R!!
haha!
wtf are U ta1k1ng ab0ut?

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-16-04
happy valentines day hun!!....no no that wont work
HAPPY V-DAY SWEETIE!....no
hey maur, your cunt seems to be bleeding less today

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-16-04
hey stan, what brings you here?
eh nothing, its just that some people in stripcreator dont think its a good idea to use the christian faith in comics, they consider it a sacrelige
oh, well i guess thats flattering, i dont really mind tho
whys that
because theyre all going to be burning in hell anyway
man and i thought having all those nazis was rough, theres nothing worse than having to deal with a bunch of nerds trying to be funny, thanks alot....ass

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
hey johansen, come here
whats the good word?
ive got a thorn stuck in my belly, could you get it out for me
why sure
...although i dont understand why theres white stuff coming ou.......oh fuck you

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
hey mark
yeah steve
have you ever gotten morning wood
no

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
ew, whats that smell?
i dont know, it smells kinda like fish though
well whatever it is, its gross
definately
and whoever its coming from, we are definately not being friends with them
:(

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
hey folks, how are ya all doin tonight, id like to start my routine out with some satire
so a jew, a mormon, and a christian walk into a bar
and then they all went to hell, thanks youve been a terrific audience

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
so i was on a plane the other day, and let me tell you, planes scare the heck outta me
its not the fact that the plane could crash and kill everyone on board
its the fact that those loud, annoying babies and their neglegent mothers would have to live in hell with me forver

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
whats the difference between a catholic and a dingleberry
nothing

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
so the other day satan was talking to me, he was saying something about the overflow of condemned souls the past couple years
he looked really stressed out, i mean it would wear any guy out
and then i realized he wasnt talking about anal sex

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
so, how about abortions
its a sad thing
...that they dont taste as good as i thought

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-18-04
phew, that was some hard work
yeah, all that rotatin and gravitatin, it seems like hard work
eh, its how the cookie crumbles
you were eating cookies the whole time??.....asshole

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-19-04
hey guys, normally i would have finished this series and it would have sucked, so instead heres what my government teacher said in class today
i actually really like smoking cigars
human cigars
...

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-19-04
so, hows everyone doin tonight
i just flew in here tonight, and man do my wings hurt
....dammit i gotta stop using that one

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-19-04
one night a christian bishop and a muslim priest were in a coffeehouse
the muslim priest says to the bishop, "what are your thoughts on peace?"
the bishop says, "well, peace is like a young boy, hard to crack on the outside, but inside, oh god the possibilities are endless"

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 hours later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
and then what happened?
ok this is the funny part, i got both of them pregnant

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
alright you bastard, its 6:30, im gonna kick your ass
bring it on, cocksucker
mmph
mmph
moh.

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
penis
PENIS
PEENIS!!
PEEEEEEEENIS!
PAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEENUUUUUSSS
damn...you win

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 hours later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
damn the whole way out here and there's no cheese...

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
hey darc
yes?
wanna get a pizza and screw?
...
what, you dont like pizza?

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
hey guess what
what?
this is my 250th comic
im still not fucking you

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
phew, im tired
whys that
cuz youve been running through my mind all day
...dammit

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