All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
1-13-05
That chinese food sure was good?
Lets go to a pub and shoot some pool.
Where do you want to go?
Buckingham Palace.
Isn't that in England?
Royal Cue !

 

by xxxenon
1-13-05
I have never been to England ?
Well this is the next best thing. Queen Elizabeth's portrait is hanging on the wall.
Isn't she really old?
Ya ,but she is a rich bitch.
M.S.G. reaction
Bitch, better have our money.
Chalk one up for the man eater !

 

by xxxenon
1-13-05
I like fresh prince of Bel Air.
Prince Harry is a bad boy.
Why,what did he do?
He dressed up in a Nazi uniform for a costume party and had to make a public apology.
Balls of Fire
Prince Harry has alot of balls.
Fergie says he does alot for children and we should give him a break.

 

by xxxenon
1-13-05
Whatever Fergie says must be right.
Ya,bad press never hurts anyone.
I think we should give him a break.
9 - Ball Break.
Balls To The Wall
To The Berlin Wall !
To The Great Wall Of China !

 

by xxxenon
1-14-05
This is a Travesty to our Nations Heritage of Democracy.
Randy Moss's moon caper will cost him.
Odin is not going to be happy when I explain to him that one of his Viking Warriors was fined 10,000 dollars for mooning in public.
I am the anchor woman who has too many botox injections in her forehead and has no character lines.My face is pulled so tight it hurts to smile and my butt implants are killing me.
It wasn't a real moon it was a half ass fake moon.
My nasal passages are blocked and my boob augumentation is a requirement to cover top breaking stories.

 

by xxxenon
1-14-05
The.N.F.L should be paying Randy Moss 10,000 dollars for livening up the party.
Party Poopers
A Viking raiding party is all about kissing ass.
He's taking one for the team.
That is what a comrade does for his fellowship.
A Reciever and a Giver !

 

by xxxenon
1-16-05
Are you a mama's boy ?
I am in touch with my feminine side.I like posing in the mirror.
You look like a male stripper.
Cheerleading tryouts are this weekend. I am the captain of the football team.
I am not into powder puff girls.I am a tom boy.
What a coincidence my name is Tom.

 

by xxxenon
1-16-05
I am having a fundraiser.Do you want to buy some Firecrackers?
I remember when the Girl Scouts of America were just selling cookies.
I am a Lion Scout.
Do you have any cherry bombs?
I have a Revolutionary War Cannon.
The Beaver Scouts will buy it !

 

by xxxenon
1-18-05
I see you came wearing your Colors.
Here comes the bride all dressed in White.
Are you proposing to me?
A marriage made in Hell.
I'm yours.
Hells Angels !

 

by xxxenon
1-24-05
The Everlasting Flame.
American Hearts.
Torch Red.

 

by xxxenon
1-24-05
The Supreme court refuses to step in and keep a severely brain damaged woman hooked to a feeding tube.
Are you angry?
I am ready to explode. I watched a documentary on this case and I am here to support Terri Schiavo and her right to life.
I agree Terri's Law should be reinstated.
If they remove her feeding tube she will starve to death
That is Corporate Assasination !

 

by xxxenon
1-26-05
I asked for a wolf and this is what I get ?
I am the wolf in sheeps clothing.
I have been waiting here all night with my ceremony kit.The magic spell will only work up to 24 hours after the Full Wolf Moon.
We better hurry we dont have much time.
The Year Is 1963 John F.Kennedy Is President.Astronaut L.Gorden Cooper flies 22 orbits around the earth in a spacecraft.Legislation is introduced in congress to bring civil rights to all Americans.
I cant pull the wool over your eyes !

 

by xxxenon
1-26-05
1963 November 22 President Kennedy is assassinated.
22 is a significant number.
George Washington Lodge 22.
Our Founding Fathers.
Psalm 22 is the passage.
You are the white sheep of your family.

 

by xxxenon
1-26-05
I had a dream last night of a magnifiicent new Temple being built in the heart of the city.
What denomination?
A family values forum where people can get together and discuss matters of public interest.The foundation will be built around art and entertainment.
Creative energy on private property.
YA, that way we can be naked and blast the music.
A playgirl estate !

 

by xxxenon
1-27-05
Murder INC just got busted for drugs.
How Gotti is that ?
Their record label makes a fortune on top artists such as Jarule and Ashanti.
Naming themselves after a Mafia crime boss was their 1st hit.
Infamy !
High stakes !

 

by xxxenon
1-27-05
Do you ever wonder who you are?
I believe from the moment we are concieved we are learning how to forget.
How do you learn to remember ?
Have you ever been interviewed?
NO
Thats a start !

 

by xxxenon
1-27-05
Are you saying you want to promote me?
Your a Free agent and it would be in your best interest to have a manager.
My voice has never been heard.
Do you live in a Foster home?
YA
We have alot to express !

 

by xxxenon
1-29-05
I met a Real Estate developer.
Did you show him our buisness proposal ?
He is looking into the demographics and understands the concept we are trying to achieve.
A New Church.
Organized Ryme.
Family Values Charities !

 

by xxxenon
1-29-05
How are you at Public speaking?
Public displays are my forte.
This project is not conditioned around sobriety.
You mean I can have a drink if I WANT.
A.A. is high pressure sales that is not our goal.
Can I Swear?

 

by xxxenon
1-29-05
You can swear as long as it is with conviction.
Jesus Christ!
What?
Your eyelashes are way better than Tammy Faye Baker.
Fortune 500 club.
A tax write off !

 

by xxxenon
1-29-05
Televangelism is a marketing mecca capital of the world.
The Gold Coast City !
It will be like the song,''Renting A Room At The Hotel California.''
American Patriots and Bald Eagles.
Speaking of the Patriots and Eagles where are we watching the Super Bowl?
On the sidelines !

 

by xxxenon
1-30-05
The color red signifies blood. A circulation theory.The more blood to the brain the more sexual we are.
Human Pheromones.
I sweat the same sweat you sweat some of us are exerting effort up in this sweat shop.Turn up the energy and embrace the aroma.
Natural Instinctive Power.
We all shed tears.Breakdowns are all about climbing back up.
This is a testosterone and Hormone Frenzy.

 

by xxxenon
1-31-05
Lets go to a strip club and get some girls for our poker Game.
Lets just start our own escort service.
The last time we did that it turned into a wild beast.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Another wet and wild video.
Pimp it and they will come !

 

by xxxenon
1-31-05
We came to offer you a buisness deal.
We are having a party and want to know if you will cater it ?
We will pay your rent.
And your health and dental insurance.
Your utilities are included.
Food is on the house and stamps will credit to your account.

 

by xxxenon
1-31-05
Water Is Free.
We are looking out for your welfare.
Think of us as your WIC.
A Roman Candle.
Fireworks !
The Grand Finale !

 

by xxxenon
1-31-05
This place reminds me of the section 8 housing projects.
Foster a child.
This beats the unemployment line or standing in the combat zone hustling for change.
In here there is no sucking off state assistance.These girls work hard for their dollar bill. I call that Respect !
This is like a casino.
There is my girl she lives in my group home.

 

by xxxenon
1-31-05
Fake World wants to film our weekly poker party.
In that case I will be myself ''Real.''
Hook wants you to bring a girl to entertain.
Wic-kid
Hi Val !
I just met the sexxxiest guy wearing a bandanna.He gave me a key to his Penthouse.

 

by xxxenon
2-02-05
Have you ever heard of Saint Michael's cave?
The Archangel
It is a magnificent subterranean church hollowed out of solid rock.
That is the place it is said that a liquid substance was seen dripping from the ceiling and those who touched it were quickly healed from their ailments.
ROME
Word spread like wild fire and people flocked from everywhere to show their devotion.
Are you a travel agent?

 

by xxxenon
2-02-05
I consider myself a Astral Projectionist.
Out Of Body Traveler.
Visualization,dream control and guided imagery will take us anywhere we want to go.
ESP
Self is the part of ourselves that sits back and observes and evaluates what is happening to us.
Multiple personality disorder is a trip this must be my personality that is much saner,wiser or more benign than the rest.

 

by xxxenon
2-02-05
This feels like a volcano erupting. Synchronistic Chain Of Events.
Like pumped in oxygen filling our lungs.Harsh facts.
Entertainment ! Money and Sex.
This graveyard is a cinematic backdrop.
The climax center of the universe.
We got the Juice !

 

by xxxenon
2-02-05
The Family is going to bank roll your buisness venture. It will be a private contract.
Las Vegas is our wheel of fortune.
I see you are a veteran gambler.
I like the high life and beautiful woman.
A political cash reward if you play by the books.
What is the point spread?

 

by xxxenon
2-03-05
You pay back the money line or it is your life line.
Spreads are intended to level the betting playing field. I am a team player.
If the handicappers do their job right their should be an even chance of winning.
Where there is underdogs there is cash to be made.
You are ambitious.
Concept of a Family's Net worth.

 

by xxxenon
2-03-05
Did you bring the ancestral file?
Are you the one behind the free wheeling banking system?
Ya,I have been known to pop a few wheelies.
I took a big risk coming here.
Risk is reward.
Here are the citizenship papers.

 

by xxxenon
2-03-05
The handicapper is giong to run a check on the file and see if there is any Italian blood ties.
We take care of our own lineal descent.
Are you still up for that bowling match?
Bowlarama
Primo
How much you want to bet?
It is a Strike !

 

by xxxenon
2-04-05
Where is Perry Como when you need him ? This investigation is getting intricate and things are starying to heat up.
Public domain
Immigration and Naturalization Arcives
What Flag is this?
Coat of Arms

 

by xxxenon
2-04-05
Solid connections are breaking the blockbuster story world wide.
When this circulates throughout Washington there will be a fiery lobbying effort to Tell The Truth.
This is just the tip of the iceberg.

 

by xxxenon
2-04-05
I have a personal interest in this case history.
We are going to get to the bottom of this political whitewash.
I suggest a confidential interview.
Unspoken secrets revealed.
The background investigation report is all in tact.
Give me a name.

 

by xxxenon
2-04-05
I have come to pay my respects.
I appreciate your diligence.Do you have the geneology report?
Tuscany,Italy.
What Province?
Commune di Fivazzano.
I will inform the President.

 

by xxxenon
2-06-05
We have to take positive action and keep the energy level high.The radiance on Mars surface must remain healthy.
It is the year of the monkey in the Chinese z.odiac
This year is dedicated to the monkey.
I am the boss whatever I say goes.
What do you suppose we do?
Spank The Monkey !

 

by xxxenon
2-06-05
Science
The radiance of the surface Mars is currently 1064 nm.
So now you are a Weatherman.
Geology
I prefer to be called Forecaster.
What is my future?
Geophysics MOLA
I see you taking a trip on the Mars Global Surveyer Spacecraft as an Air Traffic Controller.
The Mars Orbiter Laser Altimeter is the force transmitting infrared laser pulses.Now I understand what Marky Mark meant when he said ''Good Vibrations.''

 

by xxxenon
2-06-05

 

by xxxenon
2-06-05
This is just Duckie
Dont kill me, I am a Young Duckling
A man has to show off his ego and feed his family
I am not an ugly Duckling, I am pretty
What just happenened?
We just got hit with a Mars Meteorite

 

by xxxenon
2-06-05
Holy Moly
The Laser Altimeter really works
The Fly Boys are ready to advance to the next level.They are securing the front lines for our assault on terror
Our Pledges have earned their wings
You are my trophy pet
All this just to be the center of attention,I feel special

 

by xxxenon
2-07-05
That is one huge House Fly,he looks like he is on human growth hormone
Your telling me,where is my swat team?
Here comes another one !
What do you know about H G H ?
They say it is the fountain of youth for the rich and famous
Your not so daffy after all

 

by xxxenon
2-07-05
How would you like to be my Chief Advisor?
I advise we get the hell out of here before those hungry Flys eat us for breakfast
Dont worry about them, they are my welcoming committee, this is a testing site for our military
Now that is what I call a tactical unit

 

by xxxenon
2-07-05
I thought the Laser Altimeter was a passive radio meter
It is passive agressive
It is a good thing you dont have a personality disorder
My bi polarity with occasional mania outbursts give me calm,cool reasoning skills
Where are you going?
My favoooorite Rage Against The Machine song is on Guerrilla Radio Turn that shit up !

 

by xxxenon
2-08-05
I am all about higher education,reading body language and subliminal mind control
The media is bombarding the public with illusion of reality,conditioning our imagination
Have you ever been in a think tank before?
I am a regular at a strip club I believe you can call that mental stimulation that requires quick wit
I want you to lead a research organization to analyze problems and plan future developments
like this computer generated illusion called pSyChOsIs

 

by xxxenon
2-08-05
That quack is hysterical,lets keep him around for comedic relief
A good laugh is better than any mind altering drug
Do you have a Zanex and a Zima,it is a stressful job leading our Nation
A ZZ Top coming right up
Mr. President I will be your Muscle relaxer for the evening
It is all in a days work

 

by xxxenon
2-09-05
There is alot of speculation and gossip surrounding our plight
This is a very complex situation,what were the results of our inquiry?
Positive,she is a Descendant
I will set up a private meeting and arrange for Around the clock security
She is one of us
The Family Crest

 

by xxxenon
2-09-05
Today is the Beginning of the Chinese New Year
Dont remind me ! I have to relinquish my crown to the Rooster
How does that make you feel?
Depressed ! He will be strutting around here like a Peacock showing off his pride and his size
The Rooster is a sign of courage
Lets Celebrate !Cocktails anyone ?

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