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by arbi
6-17-18
* is this thing on? *
i stopped into best buy/buymore and impulse bought a little laptop for $160, because my $109 fargo walmart computer has a cracked screen and several keys thatt don't work.
so far this seems slow but functional.
i may or may not get back in the habit of daily comics. very hot for june, 93 or so. went to fnb. dumpster dived judge crisp's former law office. took the bus home with my last $1.75.
i've been cleaning and sorting my room. so far about 1/3 of thee floor is clear. i have to go read the latest letters from the zoning thugs... they are suing me again.
one of them snuck inside a month ago and took pictures, so i've spent a month cleaning. i will file a countersuit, i expect.

 

by arbi
6-17-18
Still 19 decisions outstanding, including gerrymandering, privacy in cell-site location data, public-sector unions, the #TravelBan, that weird Dalmazzi case, and more:
this just in!
: http://www.scotusblog.com
i guess i got overly worked up about the zoning thugs, because i was in the bathroom just now and swatted a fly, and broke the window.
so now i have a batman bandaid on my pinkie, and one more item on the housing orders list.
i got three loads of laundry done.
i'm researching my response to the city's answer in my voter id case.

 

on monday,, the supreme court announced some cases and took 3 more, so stay tuned for the mouse to explain them.
by arbi, 6-20-18

 

by arbi
6-21-18
s d v wayfair reverses quill, allows internet taxation 4-2-4., so no majority opnion
it's thursday morning, and the supreme court is announcing two boxes of cases, probably 5.
no blockbusters, i dont think. opinions by gorsuch, kagan, sotomayor.
cases about railroad retirement taxation, what's a federal officer , when does a deportaton schedule stop running, etc. somewahht minor.
some of the bigger cases we've had, such as masterpiece baking, are narrow decisions, but on the right side.
updated after we read more. expect more cases tomorrow and monday. ... ok i forgot about tomorrow.
then it wasn't really penultimate, was it?

 

by arbi
6-21-18
it's thursday. i'm having a good day. new computer is a toy, slow, memory taken up by bloatware. but it beats the one with cracked screen and bad keyboard.
this morning i read today's s ct cases. then i had a fight with yelling with tommy, because he missed one of his chores for the past 4 days, but we made up and he cut my hair.
http://electionlawblog.org/?p=99712
today the lawsuit against me finally came. for 9 days i knew i was being sued but didnt have the complaint.
writing the first draft of the answer took 4 hours and i'm so glad to have that done.
i got an article posted to the election law blog and sent emails to reporters and activists about my voter id case.
now i think it's time to clean the yard or do chores or whatever. i could at least get dressed.

 

by arbi
6-22-18
of course now i can't find it again, and youtube is now spammed with ads.
it's friday already? i work up and my computer was playing that youtube clip of the boy dancing to "every time we touch". haven't seen that in years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uojS0rMHziQ not this one.
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it's afternoon already and i'm still bed. just send a threatening letter to major cutter because he is withholding the name of the man who assautled me on march 2 at 4:16 pm at the state capitol.
i need to get up and clean my house and yard and basement,and check with buck to see if he's fixing my van.
later that day: i did 6 things on my list, 2 more to go, and tommy cleaaned while i was gone, did a great job.
i have 7 days before the next inspection, except by then i'll have filed my counterclaims and they'll be freaked out. worked on that another 4 hours last night.
i should also be working on my first amended complaaint in the voting rights case. and i forgot to lock up my other house, that i'd left open for a possible buyer to inspect.

 

by arbi
6-22-18
4 more cases today. 6 to go monday.
the chief and the 4 liberals upheld the need a for a warrrant to find your location via your phone. 4 dissents to that one.
the other cases seem kind of minor, not constitutional stuff, but obscure statutes and tax stuff.
gorsuch holds, 5-4, that a certain rare fact pattern isn't double jeapardy.
something something overseas patents. so no masterpiece today, but some fun lineups.

 

by arbi
6-27-18
wednesday, so i should take out the trash. the ssupreme court just overruled abood, which will drive npr crazy for a week.
hey that's my lion.
yesterday i had a hearing at the environmental court. it went well.
they gave me two more weeks to clean up the bedrooms and porch. i got one bedroom nearly cleaned out.
they didn't give me a lawyer. i sat in on 4 hearings.
so this week the supreme court has given me two powerful wins for the narrow specialty of cases i do.

 

Boom! This just in. Kennedy overhtrown, fired by Trump.
this has been aubrey plaza for cnn
by arbi, 6-27-18

 

by arbi
7-05-18
i've been slacking on these. today, thursday, i worked 5 hours moving boxes with a facebook friend, paid him $52.
front porch is almost cleaned out. front rook ok but cluttered. bedrooms improving.
we started the basement cleanout.then it rained. i applied as dishwasher/trainer job.
i wrote two memos, short but important. have a few more to do.
i did the dishes and took out the trash, whch are tommy's chores, but he made dinner from scratch.
i skipped going to the bar tonight. i also did not go to the rainbow gathering in georgia this week, where i would have wanted to be.

 

by arbi
7-09-18
this just in!
brett kavenaugh for supreme court
go federalist society!

 

by arbi
9-02-18
so it' sbeen months? since i did one of these
last tuesday i i standup at crackers open mike.
toay i wrote a letter to the governor's staffer who i talked to, an a memo on one of my cases.,
kicking and screaming, i'm ending up being a lawyer again.
i feel like i'm too cray to be a lawyer for very long. but for now i'll try it.

 

by arbi
9-03-18
i was out fighting crime toay. i'm the arbitrary aarvark.
riving past the oo, i got cut off ny a motorcycle turning left against the light. he was being chase by 3 cops, then 4. i gave pursuit.
when i caught up to them outsie the mariott, his bike was own, his hea was on the siewalk, he was in cuffs an unconscious.
they coul have broken his neck cuffing him. the meics showe up an put on a neck brace.
an got him to safety. i got a little vieo afte the fact.
i was wearing a cowboy hat, a tshirt, looke very unlawyerly. that's all for now. at a starbucks, heae home.

 

by arbi
9-07-18
this just in1 aardvark posts hot new video
Its 5.3 percent bonds dropped 1.75 cents, sliding under 84 cents on the dollar, a record low, according to Trace bond price data. That gives the notes a yield of 8.4%. oops. wrong news flash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xV2_CVhx_k&ab_channel=BJDeee
97 hits first day

 

by arbi
9-14-18
i really need to get back to doing these daily. i've been stressed for months and some things don't get done.
right now i'm having that few minutes of clarity in the morning, before i start the daily round of drug-taking.
but out of this crucible, i'm a lawyer again. i have clients, cases, to do list etc.
and i'm getting a good reception as a comic. i've done 4 open mikes, 3 at crackers comdey club.
ths tuesday i did my military time joke, trie to play a movie but i wouln't play., of the motorcycle down story.
i did my bit about running a group of clowns in the 2020 gop primary in indy.so i might do that.

 

by arbi
9-17-18
it's monay morning. my internet is wonky an gmail isn't loaing so i am catching up here.
off to print an try to file a secon amene complaint.
was up at 4 am listening to rogan an maron
more later maybe
i was able to get my motions printed and filed. the marshalls wouldn't let me in, so the clerk came and took my filing.

 

by arbi
9-18-18
it's tuesday so i did standup at crackers.
two elvis numbers, alison and poke sallet annie
i might have an offer on the house, 40k, an i just turne own 16k for the other house.
so an eventful day.
i went to goodwill and bought 32 waist jeans so i on't need a belt when i go in the city hall.
i've lost a coupe inches aroun the waist, an i lost my belt at the security line somehow.

 

by arbi
9-25-18
it's been a week? sunday nemo came over an has a house for sale so we went n looke at it aan i got my realtor on it.
monday i went to the scitech club, it's related to my mad scientist buddy
this is tuesday. i just i 8 minutes of standup tonight at crackers. did. some elvis and johnny cash.
tomorrow i go to a tree auction. today i skipped a restaurant auction.
toay i stopped into the hoosier state press association, and tried to recruit moishe as a client.

 

by arbi
9-26-18
wednesday i spent $532 at a nursery auction, bought 2000 shrubs.
so i'm trying to get my friends to help., or maybe i'll rent a trailer.
day 2, thursday, is going well. 4 trips so far, possible big plans tomorrow. already moved at least 530 plants i think.
i still have tio unpack the van an go for load 5. i paid nemo for 2 trips. is he lost again?
ay 3, friay, we put 1000 plants outside the gate. i went to the bank,took tommy to the doctor
major depression, anxiety disorder, the usual stuff,nice to have confirmed on paper. he was sick from his flu shot so didnt help with the plants. i picked up a load of 350 an will head back soon

 

by arbi
10-01-18
the motion got filed tuesday between trips.
it's monday.i took the last load of shrubs, printe but didnt file a motion, got the car checked out,
trapped a raccoon, got the van half unloaded,
no job. interview went badly. was an adventure.
might go for a job interview tomorrow.
tommy's in kokomo for a funeral.so i have the house to myself.. an the raccoon.
he's ok but has some whiplash.
upate tommy's been in a car accient? ok but i on't yet know whats going on. - probably- not another of his pranks.
tuesay now.gotta unloa the last shrubs, then do stand up. i kept my set short - they say i'm not punchy enough, need more laughs.d

 

by arbi
10-02-18
i was in the front yard telling a neighbor about tommy's accident when we heard a 3 car collision.
i ran over there. the mddile car was on fire. i asked like 6 neighbotrs if they had a fire extinguiher - none.
helped move debris out of the road
took some pics, left contact info for one of the drivers.
used stills instead of video because out of memory.

 

by arbi
10-03-18
i got some constructive criticism before my set last night, which bombed.
they want more jokes ,less story. so i have a set of light bulbs jokes for next week. had a non-vegan mudslide
the van is empty but needs cleaned before i take it to the shop.
anyway, wednesday i got little done. wrote a list, took out the trash, emptied the van,, picked up cans around the neighborhoo, almost went to church, bought a newspaper and lighter.
wrote a short memo, a notice of tort claim first draft that will be due this month, about my #metoo incident on groundhog's day. oh and i emailed bmv legal.
i did not go back to avon today to apply for the cycle counter gig
i did not get the car fixed or the dishes washed or pay the storage unit.
i sprayed for bugs and mopped the floor.fire trucks on our street but i'm out of space for video.

 

by arbi
10-05-18

 

by arbi
10-05-18
last night there was a two car pileup and a run over pedestrian. they had route 40 blocked off at my property line.
my photos were no good due to glare/flare an i'm out of disk space.
then today that lay with the pink hair got almost kidnapped,d grabbe off the street, they trie to rag her to a blue ford truck.
so meanwhile i'm suppose to tell knock knock jokes.

 

by arbi
10-08-18
saturaay i bought plumbing supplies.
supplies!
sunday i up-potted a bunch of shrubs, an workeon fixing my computer and phones.
https://www.mobot.org/jwcross/ duckweed/duckweed-genes.htm
monday so far i scheduled buck, got pink lady's case number, haggled some plants, uploaded videos to utube to make disk space, checked in with tommy.

 

by arbi
10-09-18
woke up, i stuff online, took the van to bucks, picke up trash, sent opposing counsel two emails.
the plan is to go pick up tommy tonight, i think.
$113 on car repair. must go pay water bill.
oh an kavenawww got confirme an sworn in.
opposing counsel got back to me with the thng they flled 10 days ago.
my set of lght bulb jokes worked pretty well last night.
i didnt have time to do my knock knock joke closer.

 

by arbi
10-11-18
so last night i took the scenic route up to kokomo, through noblesville and westfield. made copies of the accident report etc.,
got back ok, crashed. no, i just mean i went to sleep. tommy cleane up because the raccoon had gotten in the kitchen.
already past noon and i haven't done tuesday's homework yet - a response to a delaying moton by the county.
but i did email a bunch of lawyers this morning about a public records dispute with the voter registraton office.
and brought in the trash cans, closed windows, heated water for a bath an coffee.
partly i wasted the day at reddit. i need to go clean the van and pay the water bill. i did not do either one, but i knocked out the response between noon and midnight.

 

by arbi
10-12-18
friady went ok. i edited the filing, printe at knkos. the marshalls would'nt let me in the courthouse, and i was alreay late to take tommy to the octor, even tho i ran while doing my errands. so i
so i went back later, file, looke up case info, took a copy to ciity hall, while there, checke out early voting, then went to voters registraton office, nice chat wth the lawyer there, an they gave me
ran into two clients and a friend todau. usually i'm a hermit and don't talk to anyone. got invited to lunch tomorrow.
the records i've been asking for for two years, dawns voer registration card. and a clue,
yocell lives in hendrix county. with that, i found that she might have gone to st monica's, so the priest there is a possible go-between.
so i'll try hendrix county next. that's not how they spell it. i emaile the clerk there.

 

by arbi
10-13-18
krackers komedy klub
i woke up in the middle of the night and listened to podcasts till dawn, then felt sick with the chills and shakes and pukey, so i took the day off to rest. have not smoke weed all day an not cravin
it, so maybe i'll do a real sober octobert and take a break for a while. or not. listening to jacob roach podcast, local comic, rereport podcast.
tuesday nights 8:30 - see an arbitrary aardvark in its natural setting
i have a bad back and have been using the medical marijuana, but it ruins my short term memory, and i am trying to get back into practicing law, which is not very compatable with being a drug addict.
because with a bad back i can't go back to working in the warehouse, and i'm too old and sick for medical studies. so it's lawyer by default, not by choice.
$11 two drink minimum.
i have a little daylight so i should do some chores, install storm windows, bring plants inside etc.
about the only legal work i've done yet today was i witnessed a document. i could write some memos about all the stuff that happened yesterday with the federal marshalls.

 

by arbi
10-14-18
good evening indianapolis. i'm the arbitrary aardvark. i fight crime. i'm not very good at it. crime usually wins. that's how i start my sets.
sunday, podcasts, then church, then cleaned house and yard for hours. trying to make up for time lost yesterday
the idea is if i can get my room clean enough, can then sort those stacks of papers into active case files, so i'll be ready to start the week fresh.
i burned brush, tommy cleaned the bathroom and stairs, i installed his storm window and i'm moving plants inside. getting ready to hibernate
after the hunter s thompson documentary, there was one on hemingway.
my grandparents hung out in the same paris cafes hemingway ate at, but at different times.

 

by arbi
10-15-18
monday didn't get much done. but i went to the bank, got some laundry done, picked up groceries, sorted plants at my other house till my back hurt, went to a libertarian meeting.
i didn't pay the overdue water bill because they close at 4 now an that's when i got up.
just realized i haven't had weed all day. i'm trying to cut back, possible break. #sobert octobert.
hung out on reddit all morning, might have an offer on my petri dishes.
tomorrow, more laundry, pay water bill, scrap run, tommy wants movies. i nee to sort my files an get ready to write some memos this week.
tuesday update: laundry, paid $100 on the water bill, cleaned the new house for an hour, took tommy to the library, $21 scrap run, got groceries, fixed my spare tire, got boxes to sort files into.

 

by arbi
10-16-18
computer maalfuction when i got on stage, so i wasn't able to do my full knock knock bit. 'll try t again next week.i did a bit about beng two days sober, using an aa 8 month chip as my prop.
i opened with the tibetan singing bowl, although i only got out half the story.
did some crowd work, some guy had a birthday so i told a birthday themed knock knock joke.
i mentioned my stalker, since my moton to reconsider the erroneous dismissal was denied toay
i said no punchline yet but expect a story in a few weeks.
the host ben said i was getting better, slightly backhanded complement,, an after the show an audience member said i did good. so all n all it went ok. then i had a drink.

 

by arbi
10-17-18
i had a drink last night, so today didnt get much done. i seem to be all past the weed cravings, but who knows.
i got to the bank just before it closed, straaightene things out there, although i owe them 2k i dont have right now, at 14%.
i took out the trash, had a good dumpster score, now i have an hour of daylght to water my plants and try to mulch some a little. freeze warning tonight and half my plants will probably die.
but instead i'm still inside. i picked up my laundry, applie for a gig, emailed a local poltician, found $80 for tommy at indianaunclaimed.gov.
big fight with tommy because he wouldn't help water the plants. after calmed down enough, i tried to call mom but google wasn't working. i tend to be irritable whle detoxing.
brian will be back tomorrowiish. i guess my next task is sort files into boxes. no, fiirst i have to go buy plastic sheets. done, $10

 

by arbi
10-18-18
this morning i checked my mailbox and the federal court granted part of my moton and denied part of it.
so except for a run to the bank, i've been working online all day.
the predicted freeze didn't come so my plants are ok for now.
tommy cleaned and made dinner.
for an hour or so my former client scott was going to be the client. but then he withdrew.
so i'll just make a template for now.

 

by arbi
10-21-18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfpxiUIZPs
saturday i didn't get much done on my memos. brian's back in town. kevin still hasn't brought back all my laundry from a week ago. emaile some tv stattions re my case, nothng yet.
i ran into a bird dog, a local guy who is trying to get into the houseflipping gig, so i showed him both my houses and two of the vacant lots.
8 ways the world could end ted talk
i could not afford a tciiket to the damien center fundraiser ths year, sio i went to volunteer, but theey int really need anythiing done so i left.
today i cleaned up in the kitchen, went to church, aske pastor smith for an appointment but we didnt connect yet., i was supposed to be sorting papers but i think i waste the afternoon on reddit an wa
watching videos about an asian fungus used to make miso. i use ot have aa best frien carl who mae his own miiso, but we drifted apart. i have an inability to keep friends.

 

by arbi
10-24-18
monday.didnt get much done. bj did a good job of editing my voter id videos into one long one. my 2pm appointment with the branch manager at my bank was very confronatonal, went about as i expected.
got no further on the 3rd amended complaint, because the bank thng stole my focus. still havent caught up filing.
i'm at the stage of withdrawl where i fly into rages, given even a little provocation. and there was lots of that today
i burned my dinner, a pot of potatoes.
my tuesay night set went better than usual. they laughed at my knock knock jokes. but i ran late an they cut me off just as i was doing my dramatic closing scene.
for my elvis number i did suspicious minds, as part of a knock knock joke. but i forgot to bring brian to video it.

 

by arbi
10-24-18
i made a list, and checked it twice.
today was somewhat productive. brian and i made a voter ID video. if i have time i'll view it tonight. aired up my tires got gas.
we dove kroger. we stope by mr bruces house, but he was at my house, so we missed him. i made a list. brain paid $6.
new threatening letter from zoning thugs, unopened but taped to the stairs.
i got a call from the bird dog who is trying to sell my houses for me. no offer yet but progress.
tommy brought home an actual dog, and he tracked down the owner and returned it.
stopped into the plasma center to see what paperwork they need.
i have $20.50 in my pockets. having a huge cash crunch. crisis with my bank.
finally met with pastor smith and went thru the 20 point agenda of stuff i've been wanting to talk to him about.

 

by arbi
10-25-18
note to shelf- look up sideline.com, an online phone thingy.
thursday has been interesting already and it's barely noon. the indiana green party wants me to help them with ballot counting and ballot access.
a real estate holding company is getting ready to make an offer on my house, or at least looking into it. brain emailed me 3 more video clps from our aventures yesteray. one of my former clients, bob
'hildago' kern invited me a to a party to meet denise paul hatch, who we might get to run for mayor. i can't reach the city's lawyer by email today, wonder if that means he quit, or their email's
down today. pastor smith wrote thanking me for our visit. i killed a mouse. i booked a screening in cincinatti for december 10th monday 10 am.
so i guess it's time to get up an work on last night's to do list - i crashed early last night, then was up at 4 am responding to the green party letter.
my buddy tynan, a shelf-help guru, sent a colomn about how to be iinteresting. think i'm already there. i just have to stop hiding my light under a bushel.

 

by arbi
10-28-18
i spent 20 minutes doing this comic just right and the internet went down and it dint post. so i'm frustrated and crying and upset. [quitting weed takes a toll on my emotonal state.]
i have $2 in change left. i am broke and in crisis. low on gas, tire leaking.
i need a bath before church i probably smell like a sheep.
so 15 minutes to wash dress make this comic. has anyone seen my cane?, tom said sheepishly.
i will probably set aside my pride and ask my mom for a loan, whch i haven't had to do for 12 years.
short term scrap yard, sell stuff at auction, do plasma. longer term, maybe a job, and or disablity.

 

by arbi
10-28-18
sunday: by the time i took a bath and put on my suit, i was late to church again. but church was nice. i finally met the scoutmaster. i'm not sure if they actualy have any scouts.
i am not a member of their church, i just go because it's the closest, and pastor eddie is a lot of fun, and i'm getting involved wth stuff.
i bit the bullet and got a big loan from my mom to cover my cash crunch. at 58 i am embarrased to be going to my mom for an allowance, but i dont wan't to be in a spot where i cant pay my bills.
i multitasked in church and knocked out the first page of a memo on my federal case. i have two more things to write tonight, or is it 3.
so might be up all night. tomorrow i go to the scrapyard. the new scrapyard i go to is called saul goode llc. i'm not making that up.
i have to re-do a comic about the party saturday night, which was a blast.

 

by arbi
10-29-18
oh, did ii mention the part where i got a loan from a family member so my cash crunch is nearly over.
i stayed up much of the night. then drank enough coffee to get moving today
i emailed the zoning thug in tme. perhaps that will stop the board order. next, i printed the tort claim notice form, filled it out, filed it with the ag, ropped off a copy at the governor's office,
confronted the state police insisting this time they let me speak to internal affairs. they use aa secretary, a flack (public information officer) an a lawyer to try to stop me, but eventually i got
an email address. havent sent it yet. my bank's escalaton departtment reached out to me. we are playing phone tag.i got $7.50 at kinkos turning n a cash card, $23 from saul goode scrap yard, the last
$80 from my credit union. put air in my tire but still needs gas. mr bruce has a fresh crisisi, as usual. i brought him his liquor server permit form. i am headed over there for decaf. back.
so it's been a busy day and it ain't one yet. oh yeah an i helpe a truck stuck at a low bridge back up. another day of crime fighting.

 

by arbi
11-01-18
tuesday my set was short and not good, but we got it on tape for the first time. wenesay i had internet problems. it's friday 00:15 now. oh,an tues i did plasma first time in years, because i'm that
broke. wednesday i found a new venue, the dugout. it's way hipsterer than crackers. haircut $11, soda $3, gas $10
i just swatted a fly on my keyboard and lost a panel of this comic.
i will save then re-edit, so stay tuned.
i'll need to just redo this one, later.
i got 11 things done today. maybe i'll put them in the comments.

 

by arbi
11-04-18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-exP7z943w&feature=youtu.be
thursday i did plasma again but the cars werent working. good dumpster score from a closed coffee shop.
friday, wth my new short haircut, dark suit, red tie, and volunteer credentials, i worked the trump rally at southport high stadium. bj got video 10 feet from trump.
saturday i got more video of them telling me i can't vote without i d. i got some proof what drugs mr bruce is on. his mom lost the phone he 'borrowed'.
and then he tried to lie hs way out of it the sound quality of the video is low so i have heaphones on to see f i can hear any of it. emailed a few lawyers. mom's check wasn't at the po box yet. my
my sister in law found me great rates for the hawaii trip, tommy's coming too. the blood bank card is working again soi now have $100 in my pocket so i dont run out of gas.
it's 5 am so i'm likely to fall asleep and miss church. this church i've been going to is fun, not a chore.

 

by arbi
11-04-18
i went to sunday school for about the first time in 44 years. i'm still not a baptist, it's more about havng a local social network.
i screwe up an did not get any more election videoes toda, drove around uselessly. but when i got home the guy from ohio showe up and bought the junk volvo for $200, whch will buy 1/2 trip to hawaii
or a tuneup or somethng. found one of my credit cards. sorted some papers. $25 gas on card. saw a church for sale that i should look up details on.
i started writing a memo on stipulations of law and fact. i should call mom.. am sorting youtube videos. too much coffee today eating well. ove a crate of ramen and some pinatas. need to unload van,
https://youtu.be/LiZlw9KDMFk
should check oil an fix mirror. tomorrow last chance to get videos.
talke to mom and sucked into discussion on reddit instead of unloading van. i am uploading videos to youtube.

 

by arbi
11-08-18
wednesay i worked 5 hours countng absentee ballots. i' been up part of the night with election results. then i went to the plasma center, made $100. by then it was around 8 so when i got 2 the dugout
it was too late to get signed up for a set, but i had a good talk with jake the mc and crackers the comedy clown. also met robyn, wisecracking lesbian nurse.
an old woman taught me how to sort the absentee ballots. as we talked it turned out she ha been a tv crime reporter for 30 years an had lots of stories, an was a genuinely nice person, so i mighta
made a new friend. as an introvert it's a bit overwhelming how many people i'm meeting. e.g. justin the new county party chair wrote back re candidate recruitment.d
then my stalker emailed me saying she'll be by to invade my yard + threaten me today or so, so i sent her a declaration of war. i've been thinking of taking her to a higher court, by telling her mom.
it was the kind of letter i could get disbarred for, but needed to be said. now it's 4 20 am so i can binge on news, or do chores. foun my keys where i thought they were. mom's letter still awol.

 

by arbi
11-09-18
dinner so far is rabe, potatoes, sweet potatoes, brussel sprouts, real bread, a leftover mcrib, pound cake, microgreens, gas station coffee, forest mushrooms. leftovers.
it's friday. i was up in the middle of the night, so i did plasma and was going to scrap, an then start my day, but it was cold so i got into bed and turned on a podcast and woke up hours later.
i got in a few emails while bleeding into a tube, and stopped by the election division to see about my press credentials,
now that i have the hawaii tiickets, i could go back to looking for that texas loan company postcard, whch might be in this big box of mail.
i could still do laundry, which i did not get to last night. so i could make a new list and start a new day, even if it's dark soon. too late to scrap today
i have a bunch of crises going on, and it's hard to know where to start. i think i need to look over the llsts i have taped to the wall.
got email from a very distant relative, through the brother of my revolutionary war ankeny ancestor. caught three mice.
maybe i'll get up, make some soup, take a bath. nothing complicated. the most ambition task i can think of would be to clean the car, so i could load it for tomorrow. ok, i'm starting to remember 6
things i could do. sigh. it was snowing on the way home, and i don't have winter clothes sorted yet. so, chores, lists, laundry. i can make soup and clean the fridge at the same time, synergy.

 

by arbi
11-11-18
i tried to be productive this weekend. saturday po box, dollar store, diving, 5 loads laundry, emailed new counsel and some lawyers.
plan for monday - possible meet w max re solar project if he's in. he got trumped last time - i rescheuled my appointment with him to work the trump rally.
sunday, sorted laundry, church, showed brian a rent to buy, prepared my provisional ballot affidavits, killed two mice, cleaned the kitchen, made a big dinner, even baked cookies. called mom.
i did not hustle quick enough today to sell beer at the colts game, but it might be an option next week. i have my bar card now, the server's permit, not the lawyer one.
i can print my affs at fedex, but city hall wll be closed for veternarians day
ne to call back the reporter at indiana lawyer. and make a better list. pay internet bill with plasma money, worth it.

 

by arbi
11-12-18
monday, i went through that box of papers, found the postcard, emailed the texas loan company, now we are haggling aboout rates and fees. so i might not need a loan from mom after all.
last night brian helped me open scary letters. they were indeed scary, bills for thousans in fiines on my rentalhouse, but after an hoour of panic i realie why they can't charge those fines, so i have
a defense, that i can turn around into an offense. take that either way.
paid the overdue part of my internet bill, but they have raised the rates, so i need to change companies or play hardball like last time. i turned in my provisonal ballot affidaviit. i got a cane, $6.
now i'm running late to see if the guy from the solar company is in. he was, and we had a great meeting.
tommy's excited we travel thru 3 legal weed states on the way to from hawaii next week.

 

by arbi
11-14-18
i made my $100 but tommy got banned, mistakes happen.
tuesday ok set, got it on video, good meetng with my caretaker, some emails.it seemed busy anyway. scored a biig tub of ice cream on my way home. my press credentials came through
it's now early morning and i'm dreading trying t get tommy up so we can go do plasma. he's not a morning person.
we were in a coffeehouse when i got a call pretending to offer $30k on the house i'm trying to flip. i met him,
actually he got right up and was motivated to go, but is probably too sick for this to be a good day for him to screen.
guess that's ice on my windows. so his temp was ok, blood pressure a little high, so we came in and are waiting to screen. his might take all day.
he tried to presbyterian me down, i said a deal's a deal, we're haggling now. so i have some deeds to prepare.
today's adventures: i'm going to drop off a tree and a bush to max at jefferson electric, hope i get to meet with ronny about fix up lists, collect my press pass, and go through
the to do lists on posters on my wall, because i need to get far more organized.

 

by arbi
11-16-18
wednedsay night i went to do standup at the dugout but just watched, it was pre-booked for a showcase.
thursday stayed in to write emails, then wrote a memo during church dinner
friday plasma, picked up press credentials , got to the hearing to find out they moved it to noon from 1 pm with mimimal notice, i wasn't able to speak. they did not count my vote.
but we got some video snippets, and a possible new case. po box, shopping, dinner, bath bed and beyonce.
tomorrow just have to scrap, winterize, pack, write memos, fix the tire, etc.
did not scrap, or fix the tire. otherwise stayed busy

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