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by Beeko180
9-19-08
I told ya you shouldn't a-
Hey look I think I mighta found what makes the toilet work!
Really where?
The Guy on the right is a geek because he wants to learn how a toilet works....
It's right down here *unscrews the toilet from bottom*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!GOD DAMN IT JERRY YOU FREAKING MORON!!!!!!!*rolls over on ground screaming and writhing in pain

 

by Beeko180
9-19-08
YAY I'M IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever since Bill started trying to commit suicide in heaven he hasn't had much success, seeming that he's already done it before. But, in heaven it doesn't work.
OW!! FREAK!!!! I BROKE MY NECK!!!!!!!!
I beg to differ.
Cool Fact- If you read this comic backwards Bill will survive. Read it in the proper order and he dies. Try it...
Bill!!! You okay! Aaaaand he's dead. Well Better go get the funeral set up! Looks like he's going to hell!

 

by Beeko180
9-19-08
Hi Gary.
Gary?
To be continued...... By James.
Gary where you going?!

 

by Beeko180
9-19-08
Gary finally talks.................
Your head looks like it's been rubbed all over with a pigs mangled bum and then peed on by a chimpanzee
and later on a baboon sat his bum on your head and implanted the shape of his own bum carving your head out in the shape of a baboons bum
With regret?..............
I regret nothing!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-19-08
So this man says that you insulted his face, clothes, and his hair. You insulted his hair by saying it looked like a baboons bum. You also insulted his clothes saying they made him look like a........
...........stripper
shortly after.................

 

by Beeko180
9-19-08
Now I'm afraid I'm going to have to knock you out with this highly effective drug that may cause you to have hallucinations in your dreams or just freaky ones anyway. *stab*
I'm a frolicking pony! Neigh Hey Hey Hey! Hey!.........HEY!!!
The End by James.
What the hell!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-19-08
Well there you have it.
did you find the problem doc?
Yes part of your brains were punched out of your left ear.
Am I still able to think?
No so don't think because if you do it'll cane.

 

by Beeko180
9-20-08
Come here
Ok.
*HONK* *HONK*
uh what are you doing?

 

by Beeko180
9-20-08
Let's go eat that chick over there yo.
Great! I call dibs on the leg flabs
And I call dibs on her Lovehandles
Oh yeah well I call dibs on her neck flabs!
In cannibalism it is against the religion to eat the lips.
Oh really now, well I call dibs on her lips
Man that's just wong.

 

by Beeko180
9-20-08
And Seventy cents for my lovehandles going once, going twice and sold to the gentleman over there with his finger pointing at me.
30 minutes later.................
And twenty cents for my neck flabs going once going twice and sold to the gentleman over there with his finger pointing at me
Give me the freaking lovehandles....... *insane, wheezy laugh*

 

by Beeko180
9-20-08
It's time to take out the trash!
Oh no please don't hurt me!
Suddenly The Visions of death disappear to be replaced by visions of happiness..........
Hurt you?
Yeah hurt me weren't you gunna do that?
No! I was just gonna ask if you'd buy this knife for 75 cents seeming I keep on cutting myself that's all.
Phew, That's all! I thought you were gunna kill me with it. Sure I'll buy it for you.

 

by Beeko180
9-20-08
♫ I'm feeling If you're goooone Maybe it's Time to come home. ♫
There's an awful lot of breeding in room number two.
♫ If your goooone ♫
♫ maybe you need to come ho-ome ♫
No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008
♫ Oh ye-heh-heh There's an awful lot of breathing in ♫
♫ Room Number two ♫

 

by Beeko180
9-20-08
Excuse me young man but did you just swear several times at a police officer?
What it's freedom of speech in the constitution.
Yeah but swearing doesn't count.
Shut up you goggle-eyed freak!
Freedom of speech.

 

by Beeko180
9-21-08
One day when Billy is mucking around by singing a parody of "I kissed a girl"...........................
I saw your face and I laughed.
Suddenly a man comes up to him while Billy is still laughing about what he said earlier.....................
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [snort]
The End By James.
Now you'll never laugh again.

 

by Beeko180
9-22-08
Little Known Fact- An Atom Smasher is what scientists are using to recreate the big bang....
So did you hear on the news about what happened to the Atom Smashers?
No, What happened to them?
the World's largest one is leaking helium.
OH NO WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE SQUEAKY VOICES!!!!!!!
Well known fact- Freddy just got bowled over.....
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Note to self- Never tell this guy anything that will least likely or surely making scream and run away while panicking like a little baby on a treadmill.

 

by Beeko180
9-22-08
Boink.......Boink Boink..........Boink .........Boink......Boink Boink...................... .................Boink.....
Hurry up and stop touching things!
But I have OCD.
I'll shoot your wife!
That Body needs to be cleaned, it's too dirty!

 

by Beeko180
9-22-08
So chuck how's chen?
You know what I hate most about the Mall. The fact that those idiot employees from Kmart just dump the DVD's in the giant boxes and I have to clean them UP!!!!!!
Stop trying to change the subject god damn it!
He killed his grandma then cleaned up the crime scene and burnt her body then cleaned up the burning scene
Really? Oh, I probably shouldn't have told you to answer that question then huh? Well she ain't gettin' any deader.

 

by Beeko180
9-22-08
BREAK DOWN!!! How can't I break DOWN!!!!!!!
Well.........
WELL NOTHING!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT!!!! MY WIFE AND GRANDMA ARE DEAD AND I HAVE NOONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME EXCEPT THE DEVIL DISGUISE: MY MOTHER!!!!!!!
You have your son. Is he still able to help you live your life?
No, I shot him him last Thursday
Oh, well you can break down and cry like a baby now.

 

by Beeko180
9-22-08
And another thing i am sick of -
ARRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!
*screams in pain*
Better shove her body in the giant trash compacter out back.

 

by Beeko180
9-22-08
I'lll tell you a joke.
Yeah? What is it?
Why did the chicken run down the road?
Why?
To save the baby in the pram that had a motorbike attached to it's leg.
LOL

 

by Beeko180
9-22-08
Well it all started like this......
You suck
If i suck then what do I suck?
You suck what you suck when you suck that suck on the suck of a sucking suck suck sucker suck.
I'm, sick of you saying I suck what I suck when you suck on the suck of a sucking suck suck sucker suck.
WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!! FIRST I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF THEN I'LL FGEED TO A DOG THEN I'LL MAKE HIM PEE IT OUT ALONG WITH YOUR ALIVE CORPSE THEN I'LKL REATTACH YOUR HEAD TO YOUR...

 

by Beeko180
9-22-08
Sorry I'm late boss i got into a fight.
How'd it go?
Can't you tell!
*scans chen* No
Fine! it all started like this...................
boy this is gonna be long story better fill up my coffee. Hey can I just go fill up my coffee man. Oh...... He can't hear my own thoughts. heh. that was dumb of me.

 

by Beeko180
9-23-08
Haaappy Haaappy happy
Haaappy Haaappy happy
This guys grandma died
Ah who am I kidding.

 

by Beeko180
9-24-08
And the race starts.
OH DEBBY!!!!
OH BILL!!!!!
Funny how they roll over
OH BILL!!!!
OH DEBBY!!!!
and suddenly the romance is ruined by the cry of another name............ Is there three or two in there bill I dunno
OH DANNY
OH FREDDY

 

by Beeko180
9-24-08
A pretend fight is where you just say you had a pretend fight.
Just say you punched my wiggles.
**energetic voice** O K!!!
*HONK HONK*
What are you doing? I told you to punch me in the wiggles!
Oh, i thought you said ride my Shetland pony.

 

by Beeko180
9-24-08
Out of the box. Don't you mean out of my box!
now a famous debate inspired by seanator
You stink so much that orphans don't like your cooking.
your so dumb that the only thing you think is edible are rocks and dirt.
You shave your ningles with a potato peeler
good one.

 

by Beeko180
9-24-08
Oh Hi Clappy.
How are you?
Not good.
And Who cares? Not me!
But you just-
That's because I needed something to do.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
So are you pimp doods really cool?
No.
But I heard you are?
No you must be think of us being really pimped.
Soooooooooooo
Look, If ya wanna start tesin' me den go ahead n' tease da bruda of all brudas

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Hi.
Hello!
What up?
Look, there's only crabs that would answer that question. And I ain't no crab. I'm a seahorse
Crabs are well known for their Fantasizing nature.
Really? You don't look like one.
Can't a guy just fantasize about what they are without a god damn fish telling them off for it!

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Your going to hell little fishy!
Oh, So that means I can laugh at your ridiculous face for a little longer.
What ridiculous face?
The face in front of me with the goat horns, the goatee and weird looking mustache. Funny how the description makes you sound like a goat.
Now that's a bit odd for someone to tease the devil. Huh, I always thought people feared me. I think I'm losing my ability to scare the innocent.................. ..................................

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Ahh!!! It's a head!
Oh my! It's an arm!
When fish say that you know they're a cannibal.
Things are starting to get a little bit fishy here........

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Who the hell are you?
I'm boorite
Boo-itty-whatty?
Boorite.
© copyright Rights of Booing. pty ltd
Huh?
Let me introduce myself properly. My name is Boorite. I live to prove that people have the right to Boo.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Are you DragonXero?
Why Yes.
Why are you pretending to be a rapper?
Because I'm bald.
© copyright
What the? That makes no sense.
Why so? Most rappers are bald. Like 50 Cent

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Whats up with you?
I'm chillin dood.
How do you chill?
Like this &rArr

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Are you AttitudeChicka?
Yes.
just so you know, Bill ,meant no offence. Neither did I.
Your Hot
>:-(
For some strange reason She thinks the word hot is an insult
Nobody Calls me hot and gets away with it!

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Hi Phreaky.
Hi Dood.
Why are you covering your left eye?
Uhhh it's a bit embarrasing..........
© copyright The Drunken Master Inc.
Oooo something to leak to the press no doubt. Heh heh heh. Oh Bill you are one devious Fish you are.
I drunk too much beer and miscalculated where I had to put the tip of the beer bottle.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
What the hell are you!
I'm umfumdisi.
Well Well well We meet again.
Why whatever do you mean?
No offence Umfumdisi
You've had plastic surgery again haven't you?
No It was a face lift gone wrong.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Hi dexx.
Hi Bill.
Long time no see huh?
No.
What?
I was trying to avoid you. So it wasn't really long time no see, It was more like My goal was to never wanna see your god damn face again.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
What the hell is this!
*struggles*
It looks like some ancient statue or summit.
*rocks back and forth*
This is why fish weren't made the superior species.
It appears to have ancient 3D bubble Inscriptions.
GOD DAMN IT WHY WON'T YOU BLOODY HELP ME YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
I'm sorry sir but fish can't join the army.
What about if i give you a donut?
That only works on cops.
Ok then, what about this dead puffer fish.
Who would want to trade that for a job in the military.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
What are you doing?
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You do know that the type of suicide your using has been literally flogged by billions of stripcreator newbies right?
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you were to be sorted into category. You'd be in the section for insane loopheads who need to look at their own brain to know what a brain is. And your obviously obsessed with murder.
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Hi welcome to the series comeback of Meeting With the Characters. Tonight we introduce The one and only............. Honk Honk Guy!!!!
Hi Mr. Big Show Star Guy. Wanna check
Enough with the come-ons. What's your real name and what do you star in.
Well, my real name is Joe. But people call me the Honk Honk Guy.
And what are some comics you star in?
I star in Revenge II

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Hi and welcome back to Meeting with the charaters. Today we introduce Tooms. The insane coffee drived loophead from the A.R.B Collection.
I may be coffee drived but I ain't a loophead.
Yeah yeah whatever. Now what do you star in and what will you star in?
I star in The A.R.B Collection and I also starred in 40 year old baby.
And that's all?
One more thing. You suck.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
What is ten times the height of the average woman but has lips that look like they've been rolled over by a Trucks carrying a load of 16 Elephants?
Michael Jackson

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
One Dramatic day on September 11....
Where'd you put the bomb?
Oops.
And the Methane?
Haaaaaappy Haaappy Haaappy *Fart*
And so the World Trade Centre is thus destroyed.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Hi Welcome to the show where we introduce the stars of Beeko180's Comics. Today We get together with Jon. Now Jon what do you have to tell us?
Well, my name is Jon, as you already know. I starred in the lottery. And I'm one of the main characters in The series Jokes.
You weren't supposed to use up the entire show in the first panel you know.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Tonight on "Meeting with the Characters!" We introduce the Sea Demon! So what do you have to tell us Mr. Sea Demon?
Well My real name is Cthulhu. I star in Under the Sea. And that's all.
And I suppose Cthulhu is short for hideous mutant fish with an ugly beyond all reasons head.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............. .........................................
Just like old times.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Greetings fellow Audience. I'm Hosting LIVE underwater. Today We focus on Bill The REDFISH. So Bill What do you star in?
Under the Sea.
That all?
Yeah.
Well your a pretty sucky celebrity aren't you.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Good evening. I'm reporting LIVE from underwater where I have with me Bob The BLUEFISH Everybody!
Yo.
What the hell did you say that for?!
I dunno.
Anyway lets get on with the show!
Now Bob What do you star in?
Under the Sea.

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
Evening folks. Tonight we greet a star from tones of comics made by Beeko. Ladies and gentleman.......... IT'S JACK!!!!!!!
Hi.
Now Jack what do you star in?
I star in the Jokes Series, JACK & JILL, Under the Sea, What If English Meant Chinese, and much much more.
This just proves it.
Thank you Everybody and goodnight!
Yeah good- whatever.

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