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by Devin
12-17-02
*sigh* I'm making a fool of myself because of you.
HA HA HA HA HA! Captain Obvious wins again!
Excuse me, security?

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Um, hi, could you read my comics? They probably suck though...
Yeah, they could use some work...
What the? Fuck you bitch!
B, but you even admitted that your comics sucked!
It was reverse psychology, damnit!

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Today we're going to explore America's backyard to find one of the most fascinating lands known to man...
...Pre-teen chatrooms!
Wh4z UP eVeRyB0dY a/s/l W4Nn4 tAlK toa dAwG!!!
Ssh, here we observe a pre-teen in his natural habitat...

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Okay, here's a simple example of ping. When I say "A," say "B" as fast as you can.
A.
Er, what?
Um, no, that's an example of packetloss.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Hey, wicked Halloween costume!
Thanks. I had to kill my whole family get enough blood for it.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
You sure took your sweet time to pick me up!
Er, sorry I'm late. I was speccing in Subspace, but I had turned off my radar by mistake, and the clock display is part of the radar.
My whole family's come to accept the fact that I'm a video game junkie.
Oh, forget it. Let's go home.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Ho ho ho, here's a present for you, and for you, and for you...
And this is for you! *BLAM*
Let's see you fantasize about my wife now, you little fucker!

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Where in the world are you? I got out from school half an hour ago!
Yeah, gimme another ten minutes. I'm playing Powerball and we're about to win...
...Aw, no! They scored one on us! Um, you've waited forty minutes, what's another twenty, right?

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Come on, man! Don't let your sister push you around!
You have to stand up proud and tall, and state, with conviction--
Um, terribly sorry to disturb you, but I was hoping to talk with my friends for a couple of minutes... um, pretty please, with sugar on top?
Mmm... no.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Happiness--
Heheheheheheheh...

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Hey, let's jack this car!
No, wait, we can't!
What, did you find your morals all of a sudden? Come on, let's do it!
No, look, it's protected by an anti-theft sticker, see?
Hmm... "this vehicle protected by anti-theft sticker..." You idiot!
I'm not stupid, man. I'm not gonna jack a protected car.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
So for this contest, I want you to show me famous people... if they had big ears!
Cool, I'll doctor a photo of Ross Perot... hey, someone's already given him big ears!
It must've been God... He's always one step ahead of me!

 

by Devin
12-17-02
While discussing why Subspace failed to make money
It's because it was made by VIE. I mean, who would buy a product from a company called VIRGIN Interactive?
What, I'd buy an interactive virgin.
Agreed, I'd interact with a virgin, if you know what I mean.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Come on, mod, give me my points back!
I want my puntos! ¡Dame mis puntos!
Subspace is pretty rowdy sometimes
Shut up, dude, why do you want putos so much?

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Hmm, what's that shirt say? "Be all you can't be - Emily (TM)."
You know, I think they changed the slogan. It's now "Be an Emily of one (TM)."
?
Ack, did I say that out loud?

 

by Devin
12-17-02
I've finally repaired you, Tobor! Now you will no longer feel the urge to engage in anal copulation!
RAAR! TOBOR WILL NOT CORNHOLE YOU!
Ack, oh my god, w-what are you doing???
RAAR! TOBOR WILL NOT CORNHOLE YOU!
Back to the drawing board...

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Coca-Cola: supporting the effort against terrorism
I'll bomb your buildings, bitch!
Not if Coca-Cola and I have something to say about it!
Nice ad, but there's no way we can use this on our Middle Eastern audience.
Don't worry, I have just the thing.
Coca-Cola: supporting the effort against terrorism
I'll bomb your buildings, bitch!
Not if Coca-Cola and I have something to say about it!

 

by Devin
12-17-02
I'm sorry, sir, but this bank is not FDIC-insured anymore. We can't return your money.
WHAT, but you bought insurance with a private company!!!
I'm afraid it went bankrupt as soon as our bank closed down.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Oh my god, what, what happened to my house???
I torched it.
W, why??? What the hell are you thinking???
Geez, lighten up, man, you take things too seriously.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Wooden toys, would anyone wish to buy a handmade wooden toy?
I like wooden toys... crushed, that is!
Oh my!
*STOMP* *STOMP*
Why thank you, kind man... crushed wooden toys, would anyone wish to buy a crushed wooden toy?

 

by Devin
12-17-02
I'm here to rape you bitch!
Oh my!
Later
Ha ha ha, how'd you like that, bitch?
Oh, thank you so much for showing me how that works!
Huh?
I can't wait to show my husband!

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Honey, I'm home-- eh, who is this fellow?
Oh shit!
Welcome home, dear! This nice man was showing me some fun things we can do on the floor!
Oh, is that so? Thank you so much for your trouble, sir.
...Um, don't mention, er, I think...

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Ha, take THIS!
Ouch!
Hey, my nose stopped running! Thanks a lot, mister!
Er, you're welcome, um, I guess...

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Well, I'm off again, dear.
Ooh, Nick, when you wear that outfit, you never fail to turn me on.
...Eh, they've waited a whole year, what's another day?
Ohhh, Nicholas, you naughty man...

 

by Devin
12-17-02
It could be because their race was once enslaved and mistreated.
*mutter* *mutter* Motherfucking son-of-a bitch...
What the fuck is up with this?... *grumble* *grumble*
Or maybe it's because they were pushed down and never allowed to live a happy life.
I hate this stupid shit... *mutter* *mutter*
*grumble* *grumble* Stupid dumbass bitch...
Or maybe it's because the subway is late-- again.
*mutter* *mutter* This train is fucking goddamned late...
What the fucking hell is the fucking driver doing?... *grumble* *grumble*

 

by Devin
12-17-02
The Playstation version of RPG Maker is an improvement on its Super Famicom counterpart.
It has more memory, allows more dungeons, lets you save more RPG files, allows more conditions to be set for an event, lets you tweak the graphics, has more memory...
...Did I mention it has more memory?

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Take us to warp, Ensign.
Golly gee golly, aye sir, Captain, sir, I'll gladly do it, sir! Hi ho, it's off to warp we go...
Cut! Cut!
...Hey, uh, I have an idea, um, let's have Mayweather get kidnapped or unconscious again!

 

by Devin
12-17-02
A court can control the future of the whole country!
The judicial branch is the most powerful branch of the United States government!
Tell that to the Cherokee.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
How come schools complain when kids use profanity?
We practically learn profanity in school!
Yeah, I remember getting an A in that class. Ah, the memories...

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Welcome to black beauty supply store!
Um, hi, do you work here?
Yes, I the owner.
Oh, really? Well, you do look a little mixed.
Yes, my dad is black. He from Malaysia.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Um, I'm sorry for being rude, but I don't feel that you'd be able to help me with advice...
Of course I can! I can be black too you know.
Ahem... what up, dawg, you see anything you down with up in here? Let me hook you up, playa'.
...Nuh-uh, I know you did NOT just go there...

 

by Devin
12-17-02
The drinking age was raised to 25.
See what happens when you don't vote?
George W. Bush won by decree of the Florida Supreme Court.
See what happens when you do vote?
The United States of America becomes a utopia for all its citizens.
See what happens when you stop voting and shake up the system for real?

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Wait, please!
Forget it, I'm leaving you and that's that!
B-b-but, to a vibrator???
Mr. Dildo's a better lover than you'll EVER be!

 

by Devin
12-17-02
B-but you can't leave me for that guy!
Why not? He's actually concerned about MY problems, and he even wants to help!
Please, I can change!
When? In ten years? Twenty? I can have the man I want right now!
It seems that your wife is about to leave you for me. How may I help?
...Fucker.

 

by Devin
12-17-02
when she's angry
when she's normal
when she's happy

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Geez, six bucks for a pair of fluorescent lamps! I thought they were four! And I'm in a freakin' hurry too...
It sucks that they lumped the six-buck ones and the four-buck ones and put the four-buck sign above them.
I mean, they have a barcode reader. They can just scan the sucker and figure out the price off their database. Me, I look at the barcode and go "duh, look at the funny lines..."

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Ere ar wie ho-way?
Huh?
Ere ar wie ho-way?
I can't understand you. Take that bagel out of your mouth first.
*pluck* Ere ar wie ho-way?

 

by Devin
12-17-02
Hey... Giggledick!
Oh my god, no...
No, no, no no no no nonononono NOOOOO!!!!!

 

by Devin
12-17-02
I can define any word you ask me to.
Okay, um, define "dissentary."
...Okay, I can define any word you ask me to, but you have to explain what the word means first.
Oooookay...

 

by Devin
12-21-02
So I says, "there's nothing more refreshing than being a rodeo clown... except for a refreshing dip in the local latrine."
Ha ha!
Wait, where is this "local latrine?" The only place I've ever seen you swim is in my pool-- oh god!

 

by Devin
1-20-03
He's small and has feet coming out his ears, he's the stripper that everybody fears, he talks funny and his spelling really sucks, but this 40-ounce is still for you my homie fuck.
What in the world was that?
Well, what better tribute to a madd rapper than a rap?
Uh, I said fuck was a madd rappIST.
There's a difference?

 

by Devin
1-21-03
GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW!!!

 

by Devin
1-21-03
Oh, yes, yes!
Oh yes! Yes! YES!
OH MY GOD!!!
Oh baby, your processing speed is SOOO fast!

 

by Devin
1-21-03
How, how could you do this to me??? I thought you were my friend, and hear I find you with my wife???
Uh, what are you talking about? I was just surfing the net.
Don't lie to me, you-- you-- FLOOZY!

 

by Devin
1-21-03
Flashback to the wedding day
Um, I'm sorry, my child, but, um, I can't marry you and, er, your computer.
I'm not marrying my computer! I'm not a weirdo.
He's my best man.

 

by Devin
1-21-03
After all the things we've been through, and you do this to me... RAAARGH!!!
DAMNIT... you WERE... always... the stronger one...

 

by Devin
1-21-03
Wait, please, I'm sorry!
Forget it! You obviously don't trust me, and I don't even WANT to think what you thought I was doing with your computer!
No, please, I'll change!
Well...
I'll... I'll become a computer, just for you! I'll be everything you saw in HIM and more!

 

by Devin
1-21-03
Look, look, I've turned myself into a computer, just for you!
Oh my god, I don't know what I ever saw in you! I'm leaving!
No, please, wait! Plug your peripherals into me, you'll see! I have three ports up here and one down here!
Come on, at least try my joystick! Please?

 

by Devin
1-21-03
And so I lost my wife, all because I was so hung up on a machine.
But I learned my lesson, doc. No more obsessing over computers!
From now on, I'm putting all my energy into console systems! PS-One all the way, baby!

 

by Devin
1-21-03
STOP THE HATE, YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLES!

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