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O RLY?
Nah just shitting.
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-20-05

 

O RLY?
YA MOTHER!
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-20-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-21-05
Hello, i am God. But everyone calls me Goddi.
Where am i?
HA i dacted you!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-21-05
What the fuck is your problem Goddi?!?
I don't know.
Well i guess i just like pushing around christians.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
12-22-05
I have family and i'm christian, so i won't kill you.
Sam here i believe that god helped us become friends.
Let's not fight, let's be christian.
Yeah i love Jesus, who saves.
That was the day their wives just gave up and became lesos.

 

Whats the meaning of life?
It's obvious... What was the question?
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

 

What is the meaning of life?
SEX!
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

 

No really, what is the meaning of life?
No really, it's fucking people.
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

 

Now i remember, the meaning of life was a number!
69?
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

 

Now i remember, 42 is the meaning of life.
But i've had sex more than 42 times.
by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

 

What is the meaning of life?
To be a good Christian, and sucking off Canadian men that look like Jesus.
by HotRodDeathToll, 1-01-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-01-06
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
Do think it's a good time to teach my daughter about periods yet?
How old is she?
55 years old.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-01-06
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
I bought my 17 year old gran daughter a stuffed horse toy for christmas.
I bought my 8 year old gran daughter a dildo.
What a coincidence, i bought my husband the same thing!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-04-06
Zoe, i have something to tell you about your womenhood.
Yes?
Well there is a time in a girl's life when she is going into adolescenthood that she gets a thing called menustration.
Mum, i stopped having my periods four years ago!
AHH! MY DAUGHTER IS PREGNANT!

 

The meaning of life is hard to think of without being dirty.
Yeah, we have had sex way too many times.
by HotRodDeathToll, 1-04-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-05-06
In Mr. Howards secret lair...
Prime Minister!
Yes Peter?
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
Australia's economy has risin by 100%, our military forces are stronger than ever and Sydney has been voted best city!
Well thats not very good is it, Peter?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-05-06
As we all know, Kerry Packer has died.
And because he is the richest man in Australia, the Howard governement has decided to give him a state funeral.
With all the funding coming from taxes.

 

Nigga!
by HotRodDeathToll, 1-05-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-06-06
Hello girl
Oh hello
Old people are dumb bitches!
I agree.
Seventy years later...
Oh those lttle girls are nothing but fat whores!
Oh yes.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-08-06
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
I saw "I ♥ Huckabees" last weekend.
What was it about?
I don't know i haven't seen it.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-08-06
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
I saw "I ♥ Huckabees" last weekend.
What was it about?
I don't know, all i can remember is the sex scene.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-08-06
Hello Gran!
Oh hello
I saw "I ♥ Huckabees" last weekend.
What was it about?
Existential philosophy.
Evolve your mind around the infinity, remember life is just a blanket. If you ever get confused, think of the blanket, everything is connected even you and me so dream young one, dream.

 

Life is a Blanket!
What? It isn't sex?
by HotRodDeathToll, 1-08-06

 

Life is a Blanket!
Yeah, you have sex under a blanket
by HotRodDeathToll, 1-08-06

 

Life is a Racoon!
But i haven't ever had sex with a racoon.
by HotRodDeathToll, 1-08-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-14-06
It took me a while to find the perfect image to represent a Falcon.
And yes i capitalize Falcon because it is a very respected animal in our family.
Larry, are you talking to yourself on the toilet again?
No

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-14-06
For some reason i always think about Brittany Spears.
As you all know shes pregnant, which means she won't be able to sing anymore.
Not that she ever could.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-14-06
I believe that i am going to the toilet yet again.
Creating a little brown packages that will be sent to sea.
But since i had curry last night this time they're green.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-27-06
Lets play a game of some sort.
What game?
I have cards, how about snap?
Nah too complicated.
What do you want to play then?
Bridge

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-27-06
Come in
Hello, you must be Larry, Just sit down and i'll ask you a few questions.
Have you ever washed a car before?
I squirted one with a water pistol once.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-28-06
17
Bust
15
Do i take my clothes off now?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-28-06
I lose in poker again. I guess i will have to remove another item of clothing.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-29-06
I can't wait until we arrive at camp.
Yeah, It's a good thing that I go to a private school. We get an extra week of camp.
When they arrive...
What the fuck?

 

How long do you think we have to play games on the computer before the teacher kicks us off?
I dunno, last time it took her an hour.
by HotRodDeathToll, 1-29-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-29-06
Welcome to my farm Tim. You can whatever you want here.
Like what? I don't see anything fun I can do?
Here on the farm, our fun is our freedom.
So i can set the barn on fire?
Sure

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-30-06
I hope we can play some bridge later tonight.
Same--are you coming home early enough for dinner?
No
Does that mean you're not making pizza?
Yep
I have no brother.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-30-06
You do it. I dare you.
Okay, but you owe me for this.
Thanks for helping with the cooking, Billy.
Did it work?
Yeah, he actually thought it was real mayonaise.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-31-06
May i have your attention Comrades. Brad has made the seven commandments of 'Stripcreator', Which we will abide by.
Thou shall not kill...
... unless you rape them first.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-31-06
Thou shall not drink...
...unless it's alcohol.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-31-06
Thou shall not follow any other religions.
Thus wittycomics.com

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-31-06
Honey, I've terrible news!
What is it darling?
The Prime Minister just called up and said that the earth is going to blow in a matter of days and...
Does that mean we're not the wendy's party on saturday?
I am afraid so.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-31-06
Joey, i have idea!
Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
I sure am!
Then get ready, we don't much longer.
12 minutes later
Please, Joey, We don't have time for underwater sex.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-31-06
Oh my god! I almost forgot we are astronauts!
Quickly get changed, it's only a matter of time.
******************the closet******************
Come on, Kim. Let's go!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-31-06
Here we are, Kim, on the moon.
Isn't it beautiful?
Tis--look there are more space ship comingto take refuge on the moon. And they say TNT on the side.
Must be the chinese.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
1-31-06
Oops! My mistake, they were actually the Middle East.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-02-06
Let's make a comic strip, Gran!
I agree, Gran, let's!
Well should make it about how teenagers don't offer to help old grannies across the street.
Okay
What's a comic strip?
BINGO!

 

It sickens me that there is is a website saying "Movie piracy is bad"
by HotRodDeathToll, 2-03-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-04-06
Let's play charades!
okay
Is it a hand?
How did you guess?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-04-06
I'm bored! Do you have a pack of cards or something?
I have a pen
Do you have any paper?
No
Then what can we do?
I have a pen

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-04-06
Let's listen to music! I have my i-pod.
Cool, what have you got on it?
Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Lik...
Where are you going?

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