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by KajunFirefly
3-01-02
With allegations of murder from the rest of the group, DexX gets a little tense.
You got any water there? I need something to wet my wistle.
You mean "Whistle", there's an "h" in there you know?
So? Who cares? I don't hear any difference!
There's no "wh" sound.
glub?
Glub is not a question, Kajun, it's a statement.

 

by KajunFirefly
3-02-02
I can't take this anymore, this stupid island, so out of touch with the rest of the world, so disconnected!
it's run by idiots and inhabited with morons who speak some garbled nonsense dialect that grates on everyone nerves, I'm dropping out of this game.
dude, you got voted off weeks ago, this is Australia!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-03-02
now, you'll be left to provide for yourselves, have you all been taught how to catch and kill wild animals in a clean and humane way?
yep
aye
sure have!
ah, crap!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-04-02
what the hell was that?

 

by KajunFirefly
3-05-02
mean - adjective. unwilling to give or share money, noun. the average of a set of quantities.
meander - verb, follow a winding course, wander aimlessly.
meaning - noun..... the meaning ....it...means, uh, the meaning of meaning..... shit.

 

by KajunFirefly
3-05-02
non-rigid - adjective, not rigid, denoting an airship whose shape is maintained solely by the pressure of the gas inside.
non-scientific - adjective, not involving or relating to science or scientific methods.
nonsense - noun, words that make_no_sense, e.g. frapple, sqwarzo, flimpoid, arbong, jimple, phlonge, etc.

 

by KajunFirefly
3-05-02
floaty - adjective, light and flimsy.
floc - noun, a loosely clumped mass of fine particles.
floccinaucinihilipilification?? oh come on, someone's just taking the piss here!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-05-02
I'm sorry, but I can't do it, YOU tell them that there's no alchohol allowed!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-06-02
Life sucks, it seems that just when I'm about to get something good, I get kicked in the balls and I'm more depressed than when I started...
Dear God, why do you hate me?
because you're a cunt!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-07-02
you broke the first two rules, didn't you?

 

by KajunFirefly
3-07-02
hey, fatty, what time is it?
who are you calling "fatty"? At least I'm not a homosexual bedside lamp!
homosexual? I beg your pardon, but I've had more hot bulbs than you've had bed bugs!
I see the way you stare when there's a guy sleeping on me, your switch nearly pokes through the lamp shade!
look pal, you're the one who does all the squeaking and moaning when he's playing with himself!
It's hard not to, with you screaming "GO SPERMLORD, GO!" all the time!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-07-02
Do you need any help with your document?
DIE YOU STUPID NAZI PAPERCLIP!!!
AAAAAAARRGGHH!!!!
score!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-07-02
Honey, I adopted a son, a boy who's grotesque physical deformities have made him a reject all his life!
that's an elephant darling!
you unfeeling bastard!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-08-02
He's replacing you with a Craftmaticâ„¢, you know?
That's not true, you're just trying to provoke a reaction!
I heard him ordering one today, it's orange and takes half an hour to heat up!
ha ha, no, that's his new lava lamp, you're history mate!
perhaps he'll put me in another room, a place of my own!
it's the bin for you pal, you're not the first, wont be the last either!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-08-02
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mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
AH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-10-02
1996, Somewhere in Canada:
I really like online comics, but it lacks the interactivity of other websites, perhaps I could design a comic strip creator website!
or maybe I'll just go get drunk!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-10-02
2000, Somewhere in Canada:
already guys, glad you turned up, I have an idea for a comic creator website, but you were all I could afford. Do you guys want the gig?
this could be my big break, I just get this horrible feeling that this could be all wrong, like a nail through my head!
only if you promise you'll have me coloured in, do you promise, huh?
I don't like the fact that you've not bought my ass graphic!
sure, I've got nothing better to do!
I demand $3,000,000 per appearance!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-10-02
One day, at the ranch:
Hey Johnny, how's the comic creator coming along?
not too bad, but I feel it needs a catch-phrase, or an icon, one easily recongisable character to spout a whole series of comics!
My uncle was having the same problem, So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna...
WAIT A MINUTE! I've just thought of a great idea!
yeah yeah yeah, So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines...
"Beer makes time die", "Beer makes time die", "Beer makes time die", oh Johnny, you magnificent bastard, you're gonna be RICH!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-10-02
Hi asian girl, I was wondering, would you star in a one off promotional comic strip for my new website?
yeah, I might lend you my image, but only if you promise not to exploit me.
come on, you know me, I wouldn't do anything like that!
you don't have a sister do you?

 

by KajunFirefly
3-10-02
Somewhere in Canada:
Brad? Brad? Are you okay?
TOBOR.... CORNHOLE.... TOBOR.... ALL_YOUR_BASE.... ZZZZ *snort* huh?
I just had the weirdest dream about a comic creator website, and YOU were there.... and YOU were there!
and YOU.......and even OH DEAR GOD NO! GABE WAS REAL??

 

by KajunFirefly
3-18-02
a basket full of fun right now on E4, we have a new spin-off series from the US starring the less annoying and shallow characters from "Friends"

 

by KajunFirefly
3-20-02
later that night:
oh Betty, like the leaves on the trees, I have fallen for you, come away with me and we can sizzle and stir together until the neighbours complain!
oh Ben, I thought you'd never ask, take me, take me now by the bushes!
yeuch, this reminds me why our "Indian Supreme Butter Love Cream" flavour failed.
I thought it was because of the high semen content.

 

by KajunFirefly
3-25-02
Why does everyone hate me?
We don't all love assrape!
WHAT? MY MOST LOVEABLE FEATURE?
We can't even defecate alone!
When do you hate me?
When you're in my arse!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-25-02
Why does everyone hate me?
We don't all love assrape!
WHAT? MY MOST LOVEABLE FEATURE?
We can't even defecate alone!
When will Tobor understand everyone?
When YOUR fucking bowels collapse!

 

by KajunFirefly
3-27-02
HA HA! APRIL_FOOL! guys? GUYS?

 

by KajunFirefly
4-02-02
In a world where accountants can be who they want to be....
I want to be a monkey!
Who doesn't?
and virtual reality is more than a state of mind....
Electrons can't know true love!
are you kidding? I'm having an electron sex party RIGHT HERE!
Raul Julia is: "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank"
Mom?
this film can't end any sooner, come on, end, END, END!!!!

 

by KajunFirefly
4-09-02

 

by KajunFirefly
4-09-02
Damn Straight!

 

by KajunFirefly
4-09-02
*This program has stopped responding due to a critical error*
YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Enter 'Nate:
now now DexX, What Would Jesus Do?
*mmph, slurp, gobble, THANK_YOU_MICROSOFT, mmph mmph*
NEXT!

 

by KajunFirefly
4-12-02
99...100, I done it, I got all of the billiard balls up my ass, now you have to do the forfeit!
ah shit
well, I'm officially a preist Gabe, are you happy?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I guess both of us are confined to a life of celebacy now.
shut up

 

by KajunFirefly
4-14-02
*ding dong*
ah, Captain Lowpass, long time no see, what can I do for you?
It seems that you haven't been making many comics recently, so I'm here to tell you to make a series, or I'll delete your account.
What? Descolada and DragonXero were gone for months and you didn't delete their accounts.
Yes, but you're a cunt!

 

by KajunFirefly
4-14-02
I don't suppose you've got any ideas for a storyline? I can't just pull a series out of my ass.
Look pal, I don't care how you do it, just make a series, and it must be funny, if I don't laugh, then you're history!
wait a minute, didn't I kill you months ago?
yes, but that was before you were in the forums, nobody read your shitty comics back then.
I'm not sure anyone reads them now.
I wouldn't.

 

by KajunFirefly
4-14-02
Andy, I need to make a series, please, do something interesting so that my account doesn't get deleted.
interesting huh?
wait, you didn't do anything.
I stole your wallet.

 

by KajunFirefly
4-14-02
Great, now I've got no money and I'm four comics into a series that's going nowhere.
Hey DexX, I don't suppose you've got anything interesting to say?
Yeah, me and the guys found an old treasure map, you wanna go search for some gold?
WOW, YEAH, THAT WOULD ROCK!
cool, give us a phone when you've found it, we're all off to the pub!

 

by KajunFirefly
4-14-02
hmm, this seems to be the place, but I don't see any treasure.
ah, you must be the chosen one, a bit small, but I guess you'll have to do.
uh, hello? who are you?
I'm the BinaryBlock, that bastard Captain Lowpass has cemented me into the ground, help dig me out please.
I kind of thought you'd be a perfect cube, sort of neon green and a bit more 3-dimensional.
yeah well, I thought you'd be a tall blonde with big breasts, life sucks kid.

 

by KajunFirefly
4-14-02
ha ha ha, you'll never be able to free that block, I used an ancient secret spell to make sure it stays there forever!
damn you Captain Lowpass, you evil bastard!
Soon I will have StripCreator back in my grasp, and you shall all bow down to me, even Brad, that two bit Canadian will know my name is God!
What about DexX? Didn't he draw you?
like Frankenstien, I shall kill my creator!
Frankenstien WAS_the_creator. ass.

 

by KajunFirefly
4-14-02
You might as well start bowing and grovelling now, you can be my first bitch.
ah Lowpass, remember the good old days when I used to have magic powers and could set fire to people?
uh, yeah, what's your point?
DOS PAOLA NIBLA!!!
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!
sweet!

 

by KajunFirefly
4-14-02
wow, thanks Kajun, as a reward for your help, I'm going to give you your own Forum Users character!
COOL!
uh, just as soon as the art becomes available.
oh, right.
Ah, for fuck sake!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
Hey there, I'm Kajun Firefly, I'm new around here!
what? I'M Kajun, I've been here nearly a year, fuck off out of it!
but you're name's Gabe, you were just playing the part of me, now I'm here, you can go about your business.
well, I think this is a pile of shit, I didn't even get a fucking warning.
I can't wait to score with all the chicks here.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..................... ass!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
You know Kajun, I'm beginning to think that stealing all Brad's money and gambling it in Vegas was a bad idea, we're $40,000 down.
yeah, I think we've probably just sealed StripCreator's fate, we'd better skip the country before Gabe hunts us down.
Here mister, I'll pay you $3 million for one night, with you're pretty wife over there.
uh, sure, go right ahead.
later:
just make yourself comfortable sweet cheeks, I'll just go give Johnson the old once over.
Mr Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
Kajun made lots of comics about how shallow women were and how much it irritated him to be dumped on repeatedly...
and it was me, with my sarcastic stares that carried the humour in those strips, and now as soon as a better character comes along HE dumps ME?
if he thinks that I'm going to just float around in the void here he's got another thing coming... REVENGE_WILL_BE_MINE!!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
time for another boring series about my lonely, lonely life I think.
not so fast, numb nuts!
what the fuck?
yes, that's right Kajun, this is Big-Gabe1, I'm in control of your account now, I didn't star in all those comics without noticing your password!
what's this all about?
I'm going to kill you!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
Obviously when I say "you", I don't mean YOU really, I mean your character, does that bastard really think that he can steal my limelight?
the thing is, I can't do anything without it being recorded in a comic, so I had to hijack your account.
When it's all over, I'm going to fill your account with copies of Bazilla's comics, translated into traditional Welsh.

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
There once was a man from Kirkcauldy...
Ah "Kajun", prepare to meet thy doom!
what the fuck are you doing here? I'm in the middle of a comic contest entry, now I'll have to fit 6 potato puns into the last panel!
I've got control of the account now, I'm writing the script!
BAZILLA IS NOT ONLY A GREAT HUMAN BEING, BUT I FIND HIS COMICS HILARIOUS! you_bastard, you made me say that!
I was thinking about a 32 part series called "Kajun presents: The Kamu Sutra", It'll be just you and Tobor!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
Brad, you need to help me, Big-Gabe1 from the pennyarcade characters has taken control of my account, he keeps CANADA SUCKS!!
what?
sorry, ignore that, anyway, you need to get rid of him before he... I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!
uh, Kajun, I think maybe you need to lay off the alchohol.
HA HA, I'M IN CONTROL!
ah, crap
MAN IN DRESS?? TOBOR LIKE!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
Hi, my name is Kajun Firefly, who are you?
I...I....I am just a poor Welsh rent boy, please, kick me in the balls.
are you sure you have balls? your lower half seems to be female!
oh yes, the dress, well I wear this so that I can service men quicker, it's a lot easier than dropping my trousers all the time.
you really are an ass
Celene Dion Rules!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
ok big-gabe1, you win, please, I promise I'll stop playing Kajun in his comics, I'll just become a random Scottish character.
You need to stop this torment, please, relinquish control of the account, I beg you.
fair enough, but I want one last bit of fun!
aaaaaahhh!! i am dieing!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-01-02
so, you got your old part back then? good for you, it's about time people like us made a stand!
yeah, it was easy really, a little bit of humiliation is all it takes.
like when you made him say he wore a kilt for easier access to service men? that was hilarious!
I didn't make him say that.

 

by KajunFirefly
5-02-02
I think it's about time we let Bazilla win a Comic Contest, he's been here for a few months now and has proved he knows the way the forums work.
No, the Comic Contests have always had a certain honour, you can't just let anyone win, besides, he's too judgemental, he'd pick a moron as the winner.
but we need a young mind behind the wheel, someone with fresh ideas, someone who thinks differently.
yeah, "thinks differently", that's my point, he's an idiot. He'll try to make up difficult rules just to prove he's not a moron, it'd spoil the fun!
but it'd really piss Kajun off!
good point!

 

by KajunFirefly
5-02-02
Maybe I can crash through the roof!

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