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by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
One Fine Day...
So you think this will work Biel?
Sure an insanity plea is generally denied but I know what it's like to listen to the one giving you pussy on a regular basis we just have to tell the courts that
With special guest star Biel Z.! From Oh The Romance! (A sticom)
Wait stop right there.
What why?
To Be Continued...
We're not sleeping together?
Why not? Haven't you even thought of it?

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
One Fine Day...
Let's just work on getting me out of jail.
Ok, So let me get this straight this is your second offense in relation to "working with" this girl as you put it.
With special guest star Biel Z.! From Oh The Romance! (A sticom)
Yeah that's correct
And you escaped from prison only to be arrested by the same officer that arrested you the first time but wearing a Ninja costume this time
To Be Continued...
Yeah. I know it sounds crazy so why did you take this case?
Eh. I like a good challenge...And my wife has been a real bitch since she's been off the coke. Sad thing is, is i'm talking about Cola.

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
One Fine Day...
So what are we going to now if an Insanity plea is out of the question?
Well I was thinking a hard past coupled with adverse circumstances in the present made you lash out against society. Did you grow up on the streets?
With special guest star Biel Z.! From Oh The Romance! (A sticom)
No, I've been going to private schools since the age of 7. My parents graduated from Yale and Harvard.
Well that being the case we'll have to think of something else
To Be Continued...
Sorry this is so difficult for you
Eh, luckily I don't need sleep like you mortals

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
One Fine Day...
So what now?
I've got it!
With special guest star Biel Z.! From Oh The Romance! (A sticom)
You do?
No, I was hoping saying that would randomly trigger a flashback to a previous case enableing me to win this case.
To Be Continued...
Damn. My cell mate Big Bob is getting freindlier everynight I hope this doesn't take much longer
I'm trying kid I'm trying

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
One Fine Day...
You can' be serious?
Oh but I am...
What if I don't want to?
You don't have a choice...
To Be Continued...
Fine let's get this over with ready when you are...
UNO!

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
One Fine Day...
The drama with Big Bob has been resolved
Oh yeah what happened?
With special guest star Biel Z.! From Oh The Romance! (A sticom)
He got closer and closer freindlier and freindlier. Then he forced me to do the unthinkable...He made me play Uno!
The Fiend! Oh the horror! Wait that gives me an idea
To Be Continued...
What's that?
We'll tell the judge that you felt like society was playing a game with your life and this was the only way you could reach reality. I'll recomend counseling and meds as neccasary.

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
One Fine Day...
So after all of that and a very long court process here I am at mandatory counseling.
And how does that make you feel?
Really upset actually I feel like Mary is using me to fulfill some weird fantasy that she is a criminal Super Genius
Really? Why do you think that?
To Be Continued...
Mary told me thinking was counterproductive
And how do you feel about that?

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
One Fine Day...
Well I feel like I am no longer in control of my life.
So you feel trapped by circumstances because of the things Mary has done and said?
Yes, gee you're a great listener
I know...You're mom was of the same opinion when she was paying the bill.
To Be Continued...
Yeah well...Wait what?
And that's the end of today's session. Send your mom in with the payment.

 

That's the third time this week how many mobsters did you piss off?
I lost count at twelve
by Lord_Vodek, 9-14-09

 

You will favorite me
by Lord_Vodek, 9-14-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-14-09
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garbage is dumped and so are you

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-15-09
What are you drawing?
Take a look
You sicko
I can't help it i'm an artist

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-15-09
I have something to tell you
Me too you go first
I'm pregnant!
Really? That's great!
I love you so much
Well I can't break up with her now

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-15-09
Baby I have something to tell you
Really me too
Ok you go first
I love you and I want to marry you
I'm pregnant and it's not yours!
I...Uh...

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-15-09
I took a test today
Oh yeah me too
Yeah what was yours?
Biology, I think I passed too becuase of all the "studying" we did last month
Yeah about that "studying", I'm Pregnant
Shit

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-20-09
What are you doing?
Working
Hahaha that's funny
On your retirement fund
Shit

 

Never again
That was too much
by Lord_Vodek, 9-20-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-20-09
UHHHH!
Why was the milk all warm and clumpy today? It didn't want to mix with my coffee
I don't know

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-21-09
I've got to stop taking acid

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-21-09
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
If Chuck Norris doesn't like the way he killed you he will revive you to make your next death more epic
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
You don't say "Your mom!" to Chuck Norris. Period.
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
I'm not afraid of Chuck Norris. Unless he is reading this comic.

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-21-09
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
Chuck Norris is faster than Micheal Phelps
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
Chuck Norris can mine faster than Dynamite
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
Chuck Norris Invented Dynamite after all

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-21-09
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
Chuck Norris can breathe on Mars
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
Chuck Norris Swims in the sun
Note this joke was made up by me. I have never heard it or anything similar...
The sun doesn't tan Chuck Norric Chuck Norris Tans the sun

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
Uhhhh
WTF
Damnit

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
You need a new image
You know something that says Hi I'm Chen and I'm successful
This boat is sinking
That is irrelevant right now.

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
No I will not take my armor off
But you have to take this shot
Why?
So you won't get the H1N1
That's what this suit is for stupid Bitch

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
You fucked my duaghter
That'soutrageous
I fucked you too remember
Get the fuck off my property

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
Life Sucks
It could be worse
How?
You could have testicular cancer
2 Weeks Later
So what's the damage
You have Testicular Cancer

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
And We have a winner three time returning Champion Chen!
Thank you. I worked hard and gave it my all I'm honored to retain the championship
Wow that was intense
I know these Hot dog eating contests get really competitive

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
I'm Finally out of comic ideas
OH!
Just kidding

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
But
But
But I was gonna put it back when I was done

 

So what do I do about this?
Sorry It's my Weekend off. Besides your freind paid me to cut it off.
by Lord_Vodek, 9-22-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
I'm sorry ma'am
Oh No
It can't be helped
Why me?
Sorry ma'am it get's all of us
But I hate Jury Duty

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-22-09
God has a really small dick
This shoul be good
No Really he does think about it he got the virgin Mary pregnant without her noticing
Wow...
Want to notice something?
You perv

 

Oh My God Billy!
by Lord_Vodek, 9-22-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-24-09
I'm so horny I could fuck a horse
Haha me too
Wait...What?

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-24-09
Do you know where the porn section is?
No I've been looking for it myself
Hmmmm....any ideas where to look next
How about turning around and looking under that desk?
I don't see any
That's ok I don't need it anymore

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-24-09
Hi Marcus
Hi Jessie
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
It's a banana
Oh
Why?

 

You can't kill me. You owe me a few favors
Fuck you
by Lord_Vodek, 9-24-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-24-09
You kill the Knight of the Desert
You kill the Village Warlock
You are killed by the Fairy of Fun Forrest
Fuck you DM

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-26-09
Didn't I rape you last week?
Uhh...
No...
Good...I hate Double Dipping

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-27-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-27-09
Did you hear something?
Yeah
Oh My God!

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-27-09
Wait shouldn't I be the one behind the cash register getting robbed?

 

Food
by Lord_Vodek, 9-27-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-27-09
Just stupid enough to be funny

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-27-09
So what's your new girlfreind like?
Well... she's cynical... sarcastic... a real smart ass...
That sounds like your kind of girl
And she's into really kinky shit

 

I don't like todays version of kick the can
by Lord_Vodek, 9-27-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-27-09
It's quiet here...
Too quiet...
No seriously why isn't anyone playing music or something?

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-27-09
My girlfreind says I make too many comics...
Fuck...

 

by Lord_Vodek
9-28-09
I broke up with my girlfreind today
Why'd you do that?
Well...At first it was because it was feeling awkward and we made better freinds
Ok i understand that...wait what do you mean at first?
Well then she mentioned something about bestiality
dude...sounds like fun

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