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by MaKK_BeNN
10-02-03
Noooo!!!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
10-02-03
I SAID LICK IT OFF!!
NOOO!!!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-01-03
Hi mAAk! Did you have a good Thanksgiving?
Yes, as always. There's something about the temperature change, the familiar smells of turkey and pumkin pie warming the crisp thin autumn air..
Seeing the family, and the exileration of pulling one of them into the coat room, and quietly making love while trying not to be discovered!
See, this is why no one talks to you IRL.
And now to log onto #stripcreator and say "dongs".

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [decomposed]
ding ding ding
dongs dongs dongs
[mAAk] [decomposed]
COCK BOAT RUNNING AGROUND; SMASHING ONTO THE ROCKS; MAAK, DRUNK AS A LEMUR, STUMBLES OUT ONTO THE BRIDGE
[mAAk] [decomposed]
dee cocks; dey have arrived
...no!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [NGrassi22]
* mAAk 's cargo floods the beach and waters, killing and poisoning wildlife and plants in a 50 mile radius
[mAAk] [NGrassi22]
yes. dee cocks, do what you do best.
*** NGrassi22 has left #stripcreator
[mAAk] [decomposed_dcomposed]
NO POINT IN RUNNING; JEW CANNOT ESCAPE DEE COCKS;
RACIST!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [decomposed_dcomposed]
DET FIND JEW!!!!!!!!
RACIST!
[mAAk] [decomposed_dcomposed]
take that back or i shoot a mexican.
*decomposed_dcomposed takes it back.
[mAAk]
too late i shoot the mexican
AYE DE MI (muerte)

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[bunnerabb] [mAAk]
reboot
[bunnerabb] [mAAk]
* bunnerabb has left #stripcreator
let me write that in my diary
[mAAk]
MAN WITH OLD DRIED UP DONG REBOOTS COMPUTER WHILE MASSES WAIT FOR HIS RETURN

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
ngrassi: knock knock
I like comics that don't accomplish anything.
[NGrassi22] [mAAk]
whos there
cocks
[NGrassi22] [mAAk]
cocks who?
COCKS RAMMING INTO CHEW MOUTH

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
= ( ) c=========== c============== c==========
WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS WANGS
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
NEEERRROOOMMM OPEN DA HANGER; FOR DEE COCKS
vaginas

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
CHOOGA CHOOGA; CHOOGA CHOOGA; TOOT TOOT; (cock train)
Not yet, Rabid.
[Rabid_Weasle] [mAAk]
maak's high
GET OFF DEE TRACK DCOM
[Rabid_Weasle] [mAAk]
high on man cock
(oh no dcom's shoe is caught)

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
FORGET DEE SHOE; DEE COCK TRAIN; SHE IS COMING-
BUT IT'S A NEW SHOE!
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
NO DON'T LIE DOWN AND TAKE A NAP; WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO
* dcomposed sleeps
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
NO!; DEE COCK TRAIN MAY RAPE DCOM FOR HOURS BEFORE HE WAKES UP
* dcomposed pretends to sleep.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
NEEEERRROOOMM (get off dee runway nate, no!)
it's mean; (yes)
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
COCK LANDING INTO NATE'S BUTTHOLE; (NOOOOO!!!)
:O
[nate] [Rabid_Weasle]
oh man a joke about somebody's butthole
I CAN'T WATCH!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
he was too young; why god; why not me instead
MAAK WATCH OUT
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
* mAAk looks back at his own butthole
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
:|

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
watch out for wha-
THE AMBULANCE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR YOUR BUTTHOLE
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
...
AND IT HAS DEE COCK ON IT
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
it is meaningless now.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
...
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
i need...i need to be alone; get in touch with myself; find out where things went wrong-
EXCEPT FOR RAMMING YOU IN THE BUTTHOLE; REPETEDLY
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
.... too little too late

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[nate] [Rabid_Weasle]
mAAk; if you have any shred of pride about your "position" here at sc; think about who are your fans
what the hell are you talking about?
[nate] [mAAk]
Ewwww, Rabid, dcom, and boinky
you mean my position as Vice President of Stripcreator ???
[nate] [mAAk]
you can have them :p
omg omg omg i forgot; what will the investors think

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[Rabid_Weasle] [mAAk]
wow
....
[nate] [mAAk]
*** nate has quit IRC (Quit: slobbering all over some cocks and letting it run down my face while I laugh and feel free for the first time in my life
(oh yes i killed [the investors])
[Rabid_Weasle] [mAAk]
nate's trying to feel bigger than maak; what a cunt
i have fans?; :] :] :]

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-04-03
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
* mAAk feels bigger
[mAAk] [Rabid_Weasle]
* mAAk feels bigger than nate!
[mAAk] [dcomposed]
* mAAk feels dcom
remain perfectly still...mAAk's vision is motion-based...

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-09-03
I was at Subway yesterday and I wasn't sure if the girl behind the counter was retarded or not.
Then I got an errection and I knew that she must be.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-18-03
Labia.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-18-03
You know what the best part of sex with tards is?
You can tell them that if they tell their parents will die!
System -> Sleep mode

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-20-03
Hey you know what I call my dick?
...No what?
ASS CORK!
...
One panel too many!!
Let's make fajitas!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-24-03
Hey where did everybody go?
It's Christmas, mAAk, everyone is with their families!
Oh I better go see my family then.
That's a good idea mAAk I'm sure they'd like it.
Later
I miss dem so much

 

by MaKK_BeNN
12-29-03
Michael Jackson has proclaimed that there is nothing wrong with sleeping with little boys in your bed.
Michael Jackson is now claiming he was roughed up by the police.
Dat happens more often den you would think.
Michael Jackson just released a statement claiming the police planted child penis in his mouth in order to frame him.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
1-14-04
Hey how do you know when you have headlice?
How!?
When the retarded girl you've been having sex with gets sent home from school by the health teacher.
I don't have any hair!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
1-16-04
[mAAq] [Jael]
holy shit michael jacks on just shot himself; did anyone else see that
what
[Chicka] [mAAq]
I don't believe a word mAAq says, Jale; Jael even
goddamn he danced for like 5 minutes after his head was blown off; that was freaky
[Jael] [mAAq]
he did not
HE DID TOO

 

by MaKK_BeNN
2-04-04
Jesus god why
Okay these should be fixed. Obijo says he's been getting invalid queries while editing his profile but I can't get mine to break. Anyone else having problems?
This'd be neat I admit but I'm not sure my goal should be to try and help people make more comics with even less thought.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-17-04
I do say my good sir, you are quite the daft danderberry! If I lived a fortnight before Judgement day verily I testify I should never meet a wag as full of dander as you!
You can give me a call anytime, because you sir have got my number.
And you sir, your appearance is ridiculous to me and I wonder as to the purity of your ancestory from incestual activities.
Righty-o then.
Fag.
T_T

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
SADDAM WILL RETURN!
THROUGH MY ASS!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
ANARCHY IS GOVERNING THROUGH A PARLIAMENT AND AN EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY
A THOUSAND AMERICANS, OK. BUT NOT A SINGLE TIKRITI!
DEATH TO ALL DIRTY BAATHISTS, THE TYRANTS!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
LONG LIVE IRAQ! DOWN WITH AMERICA!
LONG LIVE BUSH THE BELIEVER, THE HONEST, THE HONORED, AND DOWN WITH SADDAM, THE INFIDEL, THE ATHEIST, THE UNBELIEVER!
HIS COMING WAS A DISASTER, HIS STAYING WAS A DISASTER, AND HIS LEAVING IS A DISASTER

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
CHALABI'S SHOE IS A CROWN FOR THE MALE PROSTITUTE OF JORDAN AND ALL THE OTHER ARAB TRAITORS!
DOWN WITH AHMAD CHALABI, MAN OF CATS!
CHALABI IS THE ENGINEER OF DEMOCRACY ........ ZIONISTS SAID THAT!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
THE CITIZEN THAT KNOWS A CRIMINAL BAATHIST AND DOES NOT INFORM ON HIM IS A CRIMINAL THE SAME AS HIM
MASS GRAVES AND BAATHIST PRINCIPLES ARE TWO FACES OF THE SAME STINKING COIN
WE MUST NOT FORGET THE MASS GRAVES AND THEIR CHAMPION, SADDAM HUSSEIN THE LIBERTINE

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
SADDAM HAS VANISHED INTO THE CESSPIT OF HISTORY
SHAME AND DISGRACE TO THE AGENTS AND TRAITORS WHO SOLD THEIR IRAQ CHEAPLY WITH THEIR OWN HONOR TO THE AMERICANS AND THE BRITISH AND THE ZIONISTS
ALLAH AKHBAR AND VICTORY TO THE GREAT IRAQ

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
DONKEYS PISS HERE!
AND PIMPS AND BAATHISTS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
SADDAM ATE BEANS AND EMITTED STINKY AIR
LONG LIVE SADDAM, IN SPITE OF HIS FOOL CRAZIES!
SADDAM IS A PIMP ........................ ASK YOUR SISTER!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
PATIENCE, BAGHDAD, PATIENCE, SADDAM IS COMING BACK SOON
TO FINISH OFF WHAT REMAINS OF THE IRAQI PEOPLE OR TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
LET YOUR HEADS APPEAR, YOU BAATHISTS.
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?
IN THE SEWAGE PIPES?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
SADDAM THE PENIS SWALLOWER!
SADDAM SWALLOWED ALL THE PRICKS OF THE WORLD, AND HE STILL SAID HE WAS VICTORIOUS

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
SADDAM IS A WORD THAT MEANS A DISEASE THAT HITS DONKEYS
EVERYONE, SADDAM CRAPPED IN HIS TROUSERS
EVERYONE, SADDAM PIMPED HIS WIFE SAJIDAH
DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SADDAM ATE FROM A CHILD'S POTTY
BAATHISTS ARE THE MICROBES OF THE WORLD, AND BUSH IS THE MICROBE KILLER
LONG LIVE GENERAL SANCHEZ: HE MADE SADDAM KICK HIMSELF LIKE A BILLY GOAT

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
[brad] [mAAk]
if you were a bird what kind would you be
god i dont want to open up to you
[brad] [mAAk]
i dont want to meet yer momma i dont want to talk about my favorite color
[brad] [mAAk]
I WOULD BE A BLACKBIRD like my HEART

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
[mAAk] [brad]
what is this, like my third banning? oh the memories
i think it's set so you have to spend more than 3 minutes per comic
[mAAk] [brad]
wasnt that my own recommendation..god ive banned MYSELF
ayup
[mAAk] [brad]
banned by my own runaway authoritarian policies
i think you're unbanned now. against the wishes of the grand council

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
[mAAk] [brad]
truly the commies were right when they said capitalist would be hung by the ropes made in their own factories..sweet i got off scott-free
[mAAk] [brad]
i guess the capitalists were right when they said: we own the system
i am taking your fresh healthy blood
[mAAk] [brad]
k... (heh heh heh) yeah it's REAL healthy.. you might want to avoid snorting it..just FYI
oic

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
[mAAk] [brad]
why is there still no new news...DO SOMETHIN ALREADY...god
:/
[mAAk] [brad]
biggity bomb something! terrorists: letting me down ... hey terrorists! CANADA: our closest (physical) ally they are RIGHT NEXT TO US
what about mexico? you like mexico don't you
[mAAk] [brad]
they are way south..like WAAAYY down there...you're all up next to us. like BADOW! it's not like we're right up against mexico.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
[mAAk] [brad]
what is your favorite bird? i bet it's something gay. like the penguin
i dunno, birds are for fags
[mAAk] [brad]
or the gaybatross
way to talk about birds, fag
[mAAk] [brad]
plz open up to me. would you be a beautiful songbird??
i'd be something that stabs you. codename: knifewing

 

by MaKK_BeNN
3-18-04
[brad] [mAAk]
i wish i was a woman
[brad] [mAAk]
a pretty woman
...
[brad] [mAAk]
w/boobs
you do know im in the kind of mood to post conversations on stripcreator right

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-05-04
What's wrong there mAAk?
i havent slept in three of your days
Burning the candle at both ends huh?
yeah im like a rock star except i dont get fans or fast women
Well what about that one woman you just got done with?
oh yeah, i told her to tell them there was no suspect at large or i KEEL HER it looks like she totally fell for it

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-22-04
DONGS
WANGS
I befouled the new backgrounds.
This is why we don't have nice things around here.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-01-04
I did, and you've made me so so sorry.
hee hee

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-01-04
SADDAM! WMDS!
PROPAGANDA!
Please stop mentioning politics.
DONGS, WANGS.

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