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by Tigerchild
2-06-04
Day 1: 6pm
...may not answer messages because he/she is away right now
Day 2: 9pm
...may not answermessages because he/she is will be right back
Day 3: 8pm
y'know, mate, a girl could get to feel awfully unloved
...may not answermessages because he/she is busy right now

 

by Tigerchild
2-10-04
And so, the court case began
M'lord, my requests are simple
could you state your requests to the court?
I simply want compensation for the damages to my property caused by Mr. Frodo Baggins
Mr. Baggins, what is you reply to this?
M'lord, I shall be speaking on behalf of Mr. Baggins, since he is currently undergoing treatment at St. David's Institution
Very well

 

by Tigerchild
2-15-04
thought I'd spare you the details of the court case
and you couldn't think of anything to put into the comic
TOM! SHUT UP!

 

by Tigerchild
2-26-04
snow
snow everywhere
so where the hell's my cat?

 

by Tigerchild
4-02-04
Hey you!
hmm?
do you remember me?
yeees
I used to sit next to you at school!
just keep walking, TC....can't believe I had a crush on this guy

 

by Tigerchild
4-03-04
and we indulged...
in all the extracaricular activies
we weren't particularly cool

 

by Tigerchild
4-04-04
dossing on a friday night!
?
TC, why's there a bloke singing "Friday Night" outside the front door?
Oh God, he's not still there is he?
want me to go get the mace?
better make it the cattle prod, he's hard headed

 

by Tigerchild
4-07-04
Sw1tch? Sw1tch? you here?
I am NOT appearing in this comic!
why?
Why? "Why?" she asks! Because I've got the mumps! My jaw line's only just got back to normal!
well...show us! Give us all a laugh!
No!

 

by Tigerchild
4-09-04

 

by Tigerchild
4-09-04
I this all you're going to do?
I said I'd appear, I didn't say I'd do anything funny

 

by Tigerchild
4-10-04
Kaja!
goo goo
Thus concludes the musical referance

 

by Tigerchild
4-11-04
Creepy crawly slimey things that stick on to your skin
horrid things with tentacles that want to pull you in!
squirmy worms, slugs and snails that lie there in a goo.

 

by Tigerchild
4-11-04
they'll wait down there forever...til they get their hands on you!
stay away from that trap door...
'cos there's something down there!

 

by Tigerchild
4-14-04
TC! you got another cat and I wasn't informed?
I don't have another cat, Izzy, just you
ha! don't lie to me! I've seen it! it's in your bedroom!
go on then, show me this other cat
over there! see? looking through the window
all I see is my full length mirror and your reflection

 

by Tigerchild
4-22-04
preciousssss
sorry?
must have the percioussss
excuse me one minute...
she's crazier than me
[sound of head repeatedly hitting a brick wall]

 

by Tigerchild
4-24-04
It's actually nice and warm here in wales
Time to hit the beach!
so I'm going to make the most of it
here we are. Hmm...
what? it's only one day a year
any chance of getting this character's bikini shot, guys?

 

by Tigerchild
4-30-04
Behold! the two towers!
they're not very big...
5 minutes worth of staring later later
...can we go now?

 

by Tigerchild
5-01-04
No!
We will look at the towers
for how long?
'til...you...like them!
k! don't burst a blood vessel. sheesh!

 

by Tigerchild
5-01-04
no more breathing problems, no more pain
although it seems you're gone for now, someday we'll meet again
don't expect me to do anything funny, my cat's just died.

 

by Tigerchild
5-02-04
...so, why do girls like gay men?
because they're like us
explain
they like blokes, we like blokes, they care about how we look, they care about how they look
so basically what you're saying is...
to us a gay man is just a girl with a knob

 

by Tigerchild
5-03-04
still starring
stupid hobbit, I remember now why I had to put him in the mental asyl...
suddenly
Now, we may go
WOW!

 

by Tigerchild
5-05-04
I would like to clarify something
in a recent comic I mourned the loss of my cat, this cat was not 'Izzy'
who is alive, well and costing me a fortune in whiskers cat food
I heard that!

 

by Tigerchild
5-08-04
*scratch* scratch* *scratch* *scratch*
this feels way too daft to be art
*pause* *brush* *brush*
tell me again why I'M doing this and not Tom?
Tom's always fully dressed

 

by Tigerchild
5-14-04
Lo, I have returned
yes I can see that. The question is, why?
I feel that we got off to a bad start
that was quite possibly the understatment of the century

 

by Tigerchild
5-21-04
Y'know, I heard that some religions get married by a Guru
really? how interesting
I wanted to find out if this was true, so I went and found one...
can you see what's coming folkes? if so...don't spoil it for me!
Meet Guru Puppy-Socky
knew it was a bad idea to let him watch re-runs of "Goodness Gracious Me"

 

by Tigerchild
5-23-04
Y'know, I had something really funny planned for this comic. No, really I did.
it was so hilarious that the nations of the world would've completely forgotten about their petty differences
...the only thing is that after laughing about it for approximately three hours I forgot what it was.

 

by Tigerchild
5-23-04
So, I'm at this Welsh Fair down in Buffalo, NY, USA
Hmm, everything here is quite interesting. Stereotypical but interesting
when this American lad comes up to me and says:
soot may curry add? Fencing a die ad?
?
to which my reply was obviously...
!?
Security?This boy underage and drunk!

 

by Tigerchild
5-23-04
ok..so...there were these two blokes on a boat...
...or maybe it was a bloke and a moneky in space...
...or were they two homosexuals in a straight pub?
You see this? THIS is why he's not allowed to make comics on his own!

 

by Tigerchild
5-24-04
Somewhere in the hills of Wales
HELLO IRAQ!
HELLOOOO MATE!
SHH! DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE, IT MIGHT BE SEEN! WHERE ARE YOU STANDING?
ON MY FEET!
what? you expected me to support Tony Blair?
ARE THEY DISGUISED?
YES!

 

by Tigerchild
5-25-04
Mercy! It's an outlaw!
I warn you madam, one step nearer and I'll scream
Art thou one of Robin Hood's men?
I art, me name is Friar Balsam
What luck! Oh indeed, what luck! I wish to join your band, I play the flute!
Oh, just what we need, right we shall keep you.

 

by Tigerchild
5-25-04
(Not my casting choice, but no-one else wanted to be Robin)
I learnt something: the sheriff's men have captured Maid Marion
Oh no! Maid Marion, she's the most beautiful girl in the world!
You must rescue her
Yes. I must rescue her, she's so beautiful!
It will mean certain death for you
I don't know, she wasn't that pretty.

 

by Tigerchild
5-25-04
I wonder where they're keeping her
Where they're keeping her? In the forest of course, because there's plenty of good hiding places there, my dad used to take me there
What for?
A good hiding - hee hee!
You're both cowards, do you hear me? The fair Maid Marion must be rescued at all costs. Tigerchild, saddle me horse
Right on it!

 

by Tigerchild
5-25-04
Oh! Sobs of despair! Sobs! Locked in this dark dungeon with nothing but an old straw television set! This is the chamber of torture. Oh woe!
The part of Maid Marion is being played by Miss Charlotte Church. And a ripe little ham she's proving!
But I know my fiance Robin Hood will rescue me alon

 

by Tigerchild
5-25-04
What is that pssst I hear?
Pssst!
How do you spell it?
Pe ss tte!
That's how my Robin spells his pssst. Is that you, Robin, come to rescue me?
Yessssst

 

by Tigerchild
5-25-04
So we beat the sheriff
restored Knottedham to its former glory
but we had to rescue Charlotte Church
Kind of puts a damper on the whole thing, doesn't it?

 

by Tigerchild
6-01-04
*translation: hello readers. As the regulars will know, I'm Welsh
Sut mae, darllenwyr! Fel yr rhai sy'n darllen pob amser yn gwbod., rwy'n Cymraess*
*therefore, I'm going to do a few comics about what makes Wales cool!
Felly, rwy'n mynd i 'neud rhai gomics am beth sy'n 'neud Cymru'n cwl!*
*sick bags availible to my left
Bydd bagiau hwdu am gael ar fy ochr chwith*

 

by Tigerchild
6-03-04
*First, the beaches.
Yn gyntaf, yr treathoedd. *
wales is full of them
Mae Cymru yn llawn ohonw
*or as we fondly call them, the condom coasts
neu, fel ni yn eu gallw nhw, yr treathoedd rwbwr

 

by Tigerchild
6-03-04
Second, there's the male voice choir.
yn ail, yr cor llais dynion*
*show them, Tom
dangoswch iddi nhw, Tom*
*Ahem*
*moving on...quickly!
#MAAAAAEEEEEE BYS MARI ANN WEDI BRIFO!#
symyd ymlaen...yn gyflym!*

 

by Tigerchild
6-03-04
[subtitle mode selected]
OK, having left Tom singing his heart out on the hillside
I can now tell you about one of the best thing in Wales
the food!

 

by Tigerchild
6-04-04
Wales has a history of producing tasty food
lamb, beef, chicken. It's all good.
unless you're unfortunate enough to stumble into a local MD's or BK, then it's just been processed to get rid of all the goodness

 

by Tigerchild
6-04-04
and finaly, the greatset reason that wales is so cool....
I live here! Convinced to come here on holiday yet?
I hope the tourist board pay me for this

 

by Tigerchild
6-06-04
water! I need a drink!
wasssup!
Tom, will you get me a drink?
why? been sun bathing?
nope, baking cookies.

 

by Tigerchild
6-15-04
Tigerchild will be unable to make comicsShe has come down with a flesh eating virus
and must spend a few days in quarantine
you liar Tom!
Shut up TC, or I won't unite you! Anyway, in her absence, I shall be doing the comics
Jerk!

 

by Tigerchild
6-17-04
See? My comics are waaay funnier than TC's
If I ever get a spare minute, I'm going to batter you to death with my sketch book

 

by Tigerchild
6-18-04
I DEMAND FREEDOM!!!
Oh shut up and lie there for awhile
and just what are you going to do whilst I'm tied up?
explain things before you totally destroy my readership
But the truth isn't as interesting as what I told them!
That's as maybe, but it's likely to save your bacon, just before the mob of angry readers show up

 

by Tigerchild
6-18-04
Y'see readers the truth is...
I *still* say that *my* version was more interesting!
Quiet! Anyway, the real reason Tom;s been doing the comics is: College hasn't broken up yet
:-P
and I'm really busy some last minute projects. Normal service WILL resume by thursday next week
See, readers!? See!? SO...BORING!

 

by Tigerchild
6-20-04
Yes! She's gone! I rule!
I am the greatest comic writer ever!
remember, normal service is back on Thursday. Stay with us!
bow down and worship me!

 

by Tigerchild
6-21-04
what can I say? The title says it all!

 

by Tigerchild
6-22-04
Welcome to the church of Tom!
this is where you can all worship my greatness and awsome writing abilty
I swear I have a half day Wednesday! I'll be back very very soon
you all like me better than TC, right?

 

by Tigerchild
6-23-04
UNTIE ME!!
I told you I'd be back
WHAT ABOUT MY WORSHIPPERS?
what worshippers, Tom? I wasn't gone long enough for you amass any
YOU'LL SEE! SOON YOU BE BOMBARDED WITH E-MAILS DEMANDING THAT YOU RENOUNCE YOUR POWER TO ME!
Yeah, well, start the revolution without me

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