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by Wilgo
3-16-05
No no no. It's like, it's not even at all just simply THAT! It's a heap of dung beetle dirt oSHIT of this inept conspicuosness.
O.K., now you're just loosing it. You 're completely off your rocker, man.
Have some coffee or something.
FUCK YOU!!! get the fuck away from me with that shit!! OKAY!!!

 

by Wilgo
3-16-05
So when does this eternale rendez-vous end... huh, hortensia??
I don't know what you just said to me.

 

by Wilgo
3-16-05
HAh ahha haha ahaha! Look pop, I'm behind the counter, pa! Are you looking?
Yes son I'm right in front of you, on the other side. That's very funny son, but why don't hop on over to my side huh?
Uh oh, someone's coming!
HI! HOW MAY AYE HELP YAR!
(GRUNT) Um yeah, Hello I'd like to order a happy meal FOR MY SON please.

 

by Wilgo
3-20-05
Honey, I think we should talk.

 

by Wilgo
3-20-05
So your parents are getting a divorce.
...a divorce.
!!
...a divorce. a divorce. a divorce.

 

by Wilgo
3-20-05
The patient goes off on a heavy binging spree. Drinking and taking drugs, suddenly he finds himself in a hotel room with some random whore.
WAIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK???
Yo, I'm next.

 

by Wilgo
3-22-05
Oh my my my, you puny escapist!
What are we going to do now? This is most certainly not how I have forseen your murderous fate. Not like this, no way.
I... am... going... ASOLUTELY INSANE !!!!

 

by Wilgo
3-23-05
So yuh, you keep outta them pussy bars, aiight!!
What are you doing here?
You should thank your lucky stars I'm here. The girl and your boy are gone.
I told you what that triceratops with the cigarette is all about; He is trouble, I told you that, didn't I, and yet here we are... my my my

 

by Wilgo
3-23-05
So brotha we about finished right here then eh then, Limb lifter.
Yeeeeaaah!!! We're sunny sun sun sun shine finished, I'll flip you a quarter some other time man, Bee seein ya ha ha !!
Peace out, my jive forever limb lifting, fortune spilling, cookie dropping cracker hipster dufus... YO I'MA STRAIGHT BOUNCE IZZLE FROM THE SCHNITZEL IZZLE ... YO I'M OUT!!! PEACE!!!
Later homes.

 

by Wilgo
3-23-05
So are we ready to go now sweetie?
Okay, let's go then.
Many hours pass
Cackle Town, New Jersey

 

by Wilgo
4-10-05
Now this is going to destroy you so just bear with me here..
Now this is going to destroy you so just bear with me here..
Now this is going to destroy you so just bear with me here..

 

by Wilgo
4-10-05
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by Wilgo
5-15-05
Listen lady, I'm not about to waste my time flippin out, giving you a hard time...
Yes Mr. Patient, but I hardly understand the purpose of you having me on the speakerphone..
AW MOTHER FUCKER!!! Listen lady, I need to know where my wife along with my kid took off to..
I'm very sorry for you Mr. Patient, but you have not co-operated in a very simple matter of...
Who am I to argue with perfection? I could not ever for the life in me ever understand.. aw...
I'm going to hang up now Mr. Patient, goodbye.

 

by Wilgo
5-29-05
The larger world sounds grand and all, but I'd like to return to a more simpler, more traditional, and above all more stable condition to live in.
I understand. Have you considered the ever-so-popular, yet archaic methods of yoga.. and things like that.. you know..
Fuck, no way.
Hmm..
???

 

by Wilgo
6-02-05
I sense a plot to destroy this very sacred union of ours, Hortensia.
I've had enough of you. Once and for all...
Fuck you.
Much later
This went down real DIRTY...

 

by Wilgo
6-02-05
She's in Cackle Town, New Jersey. It's obvious.
Thank you.

 

by Wilgo
6-02-05
And so, our hero, the patient had the courage to seek out his wife and child, whom had departed him several weeks ago. He didn't know how to get there so luckily the lesbian midget showed him the way.
Things, however, did not work out to their favour and this unlikely pair has found itself on a remote island somewhere on the pacific.

 

by Wilgo
6-04-05
SO... A new patient! How marvelous!
I get beat up all the time.
I know this.. You're finding it hard to control your insatiable fighting urge..
No way man, I get my ass kicked for no good reason, like, ALL THE TIME!
I don't know how to help you.
#$&%

 

by Wilgo
6-07-05
Yeah so, how long's it been for you then, huh? I mean, i dunno why but it's quite certain to me that you haven't done it in, uh... Let's say, ages.
Ha ha!
Heh heh...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Heh.
No, uh... seriously though, I've done many things in the course of my perverse existance. Celibacy, however, has yet to be one of those things..

 

by Wilgo
6-07-05
So tihs is nice, right?
Yeah, it's all right I guess.
Do you want some crackers with cheese?
I ate all the crackers...
...and the cheese went bad weeks ago, Mom.

 

by Wilgo
6-07-05
You're goddamn dirty dirty whore, do you know this?
YEAH AND YOU'RE A FAILURE AS A PARENT, HUSBAND AND BREAD WINNER!
Oh, that's real good. You really know how to talk-back the back-talk. Pushing on all the real sensitive buttons on the surface. Real clever, bitch!
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD UNSHRIVEL THAT TINY SPECIMEN OF A ZOMBIE DICK OF YOURS AND TRY TO JOIN THE REST OF "SOCIETY"?!
I'm fuckin ready, bitch!

 

by Wilgo
6-07-05
Okay, fuck this shnit! I'm outta here...
SSSPPLLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHH!!!
GRRR.. UH.. URRR.. !
So how do you feel now?
Okay I understand your point, and finally kind of know the reason for this trial but..

 

by Wilgo
6-07-05
...I had some problems with some of the palm-work, using you as a puppet, and all...
My dear Hortensia, you done absolutely fabulous darling, all went according..
Yeah but, he's going to go back now and realize that all this was just a futile delay, and yet another excuse for him to sit around and do nothing.
Incredible, my love. Sheer brilliance!
I think I understand.

 

by Wilgo
6-12-05
Holy shit! Look who it is... Hey d'ya think you can recognize this face?
Wha..haaa...haaa...oho.. Hey sorry dude, I've been swimming for miles, and I can't stop cos I'm on course to find my wife and adopted kid, and...
Oh. does it matter if she's adopted?
No, but he's a boy.. Lil' hero.
Oh, my bad.

 

by Wilgo
6-12-05
It rings... He picks up, gets the news, and is on his way.

 

by Wilgo
6-12-05
Hey, HEY!! You stay away from him, okay. Are we clear on this frosty?
What? Hey man, what's yur problem bro?
That's it!!! I'll show you how big this problem really is, you dumb shit.
Yo, this guy smokes some killer chronic!
So... where you takin' me?
Shut the fuck up!!!

 

by Wilgo
6-13-05
What is, uh... going on here?
You've gone too far down the rabbit hole, my friend.
I mean, I ate some bad mushrooms, days, months, years ago, but...
No, no. I can be easily explained. This is no mere hallucination. This (haha) is your ultimate introspection.
Well aren't you going to say something?

 

by Wilgo
6-13-05
This is sort of like winning the lottery, my friend. Jackpot!
What the shit are you going on about?
You godamn idiot, it's me, I'm you. Your ghost, your spirit, your fucking "life force"...
Okay...
Yeah... And...

 

by Wilgo
6-13-05
IT IS TIME!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I beat people up, alllll the time!
Good, Patient. It's good to have you back!

 

by Wilgo
6-13-05
Hey lissen, I'm keen on always reporting to you on all my tidings, and doings and such, but...
Please, do not go any further with this...
Um... What? No but, the thing is...
I know, I know... HEY! I like hanging out too. Shooting the shit and all that; but I know what you mean. You've built yourself a road, and now you gotta take it.
You know?
I know.

 

by Wilgo
6-13-05
The Patient returns to land, and despite all the recent developments (amog which, there is a few disappointments) he is surely on the right path to his desitny.
I wonder where I'll find the nearest cooling station.

 

by Wilgo
6-16-05
To the highest quiter?
Sold!
O Hortensia, we are wonderful together, no?
Sure Da-ling, sure. I'm just glad we're not hanging out in the corridors, you delicious fruit. Now hop on over to my side and make good use of those utensils.
You sho we aint allowed in this jam?
Sho, baby. Sho.

 

by Wilgo
6-16-05
Haha!! Satan, it's you!! Oh, I am so glad to see you!! Hah, Okay so I'm going to Cackle Town, right? I make the right on the Double "E" and I go for about 60, then...
Aw dude, dude... I know what you're about to ask me, I make the same stupid mistake every time. Give me a sec, okay...
HEY LEEROY!!! YO MAN, GOING TO CACKLE TOWN, RIGHT.. HOW'D YA GET FROM THE DOUBLE "E" TO THE TURNPIKE, AGAIN?
Hold on for a sec, I gotta go talk to this fuck-up no good loser...

 

by Wilgo
6-16-05
Hey Leeroy! Don't you hear a brotha calling you from the outside..
No man, what's up?
I need to know that shortcut on the Double "E", going to Cackle Town, you know it?
Yeah of course I know it..
Oh ok, ok.. That is awesome man, thanks-a-million.
You have yourself a safe trip, sir..

 

by Wilgo
6-17-05
CACKLE TOWN WELCOMES YOU, COME RIGHT IN!
Bloody awesome!! Yeah!! Yeah!!!
Hey there daddy-o, wanna go?
!!!!!
LATER
Hey man, your kid's up there in that house...
O Flippin' fantastic! Thanks, man.

 

by Wilgo
6-17-05
Baby... Hello?
Lil' Hero, it's me, your dad!
Where'd everybody go?

 

by Wilgo
6-17-05
Dang it! Where'd he go off to now?
I don't think he's home, Ma...
(GASP)
Sshhhh...

 

by Wilgo
6-17-05
So, let's just be clear on one thing: He's done some terrible things, yes, but you can be a bummed-out sore bitch, as well so...
I just.. uh.. wanted to make that perfectly understandable..

 

by Wilgo
6-18-05
The patient is going home.
I've lost all hope.

 

by Wilgo
6-25-05

 

by Wilgo
6-25-05
Alright, I'm bouncin'
HOW MAY AYE HELP YAR?
What's the freakin' special today, lady?
Trust me, you ain't got enough money fo dat shit...

 

by Wilgo
6-25-05
Good.. good..
He can be a douchebag sometimes, but he's still my Pop.
I'm ready to kill myself, but it'd be useless, cos I know it won't take.
If only I could see him and try to explain a few things. It will be good again, I just know it...
Titties.
YO PUT SOME CHEESE ON MY MUTHA-FOGGIN-QUARTA-POUNDER, BITCH!!!

 

by Wilgo
7-01-05
Hey! You again... Welcome back!
Your kindness is, and always has been, surely tremendous; but it does little to make light of my current position.
Huh? Gee I was just saying hello. What's the matter?
LATER
No dude, they're here. They're probably at your old home right now...

 

by Wilgo
7-15-05
Go to them.
IS THAT MY FAMILY IN THERE!!! IS THAT MY FAMILY!?!!!
Momma I'm scared.
Oh don't worry it's just your father finally come back to us to re-unite in a drunken rage.

 

by Wilgo
7-18-05
Honey I love you, like the summer falls and the winter crawls.. You're above and beyond me...
Awwww
At home.
...You cannot touch our hearts...
Oh shut the hell up already!
They're going to be ALLL RIGHT!

 

by Wilgo
7-18-05
STARRING: DAH LING AND HORTENSIA
THE WIFE AND THE PATIENT
LIL HERO AND THE MEDIC

 

by Wilgo
7-18-05
THE BIRD AND YIU GONGO
SATAN AND LEE ROY
THE NUNS IN DIRTY GODAWFUL DRAG CLUB

 

by Wilgo
7-18-05
LIL HERO'S IMAGINARY PALS
THE OTHER PATIENT
THE FAST FOOD LADY AND THE WHORE
HOW MAY AYE HELP YAR!

 

by Wilgo
7-18-05

THE

ENCHANTED

VALLEY

 

by Wilgo
7-18-05
LIL HERO'S KILLER NINJAS

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