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by allenhenderson
1-19-05
Here I've been on the surface of Titan for a week now, and no evidence of life.
I think I'm about to just pack it in and give up.
Tell me about it, it's been pretty disappointing.
*sigh* Go start up the spaceship, I'll be in in a second.

 

by allenhenderson
1-24-05
Everyone is dead, it's up to us to reproduce and repopulate the earth.
This isn't a good idea.
We have to or civilization is doomed!
No! please!
20 years later
Your son called, he needs more tuition money.
Oh, so now he's my son.

 

by allenhenderson
2-24-05
Wait, this ransom note says NOT to contact the cops.
They obviously use a tri-color inkjet because they ran all out of red ink printing this picture
I mentioned I loved my wife very much before I hired you as a negotiator, right?

 

by allenhenderson
2-24-05
Ok, to find your wife, he have to THINK like a kidnapper.
A CRAZY kidnapper with NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE.
Could we go do this in a coffee shop or somewhere else besides your basement?

 

by allenhenderson
2-24-05
Ok, hang on, let me get some props to help me get into the character of your wife's kidnapper.
Fuck, did you see where I dropped that strap on with a needle on the end?

 

by allenhenderson
2-24-05
Ok, I'm your wife's kidnapper. I just killed her because you took too long to get the money together.
What!?
Hmm..What would he do next.
BINGO! We just wait for him to COME HERE and KILL YOU!

 

100% Grade-A Pope Balls for sale!
by allenhenderson, 4-21-05

 

Nummy num, fresh Pope Balls. Come on, limited time offer.
I don't even want to know how you got those.
by allenhenderson, 4-21-05

 

by allenhenderson
9-16-05
So this horse walks into a bar
Yes go on
And he walks by this gorgeous blonde with a nice rack and asks if he can buy her a drink.
What's the punchline to this joke? I have to know!

 

by allenhenderson
7-26-06
It sure is nice with Allen not around anymore.
Tell me about it.
He's standing right behind me isn't he.

 

by allenhenderson
7-26-06
Right so we're going to get the guys good, so now that I've mutated you, we need to work on your scary face.
Fucking amature.

 

by allenhenderson
7-26-06
..So I surmised that all the illusion of free will is a byproduct of evolution that just keeps us from killing ourselves after we recognize that we're all automatons with no purpose.
There, that's the face, remember that face.

 

by allenhenderson
10-05-06
Sorry, since the apocalypse, we don't really need many cowboys anymore.
You'd think we would, since society would be set back two hundred years or so.
Nope! It's a thousand years.
Dang.

 

by allenhenderson
10-05-06
So did I get accepted into college?
Nope!
What's the point of life anyway.
Probably there is none!

 

by allenhenderson
10-05-06
So why don't we hang out much anymore?
Oh just been busy I guess
Don't lie you spend all your time with that piece of bacon you mutated!
I do not! That's a lie!
Should I pay for the tempura appetizer or should we split it, you ate like half of it.

 

by allenhenderson
3-21-08
Don'tcha hate it when you can't remember why you walked into a room?
Oh right, I was about to pee my pants.

 

by allenhenderson
3-21-08
You're thinking about stealing my secret plans, aren't you? Be honest.
Nah.. I guess you're right, why would you be plotting against me?

 

by allenhenderson
3-21-08
You look like you might be plotting against someone.
Well, remember, what goes around comes around.

 

by allenhenderson
3-21-08
Hey man, got any spare briefcases?
Crap.

 

by allenhenderson
3-21-08
Guess there's only one logical conclusion to this series of comics.
You mean I'm going to explode, and the reaction-shot guy is going to react to it?
No I-

 

by allenhenderson
3-21-08
Hey, there's my guy!
With James dead, you get to take over for him!
So get down to the lab and let them inject you with experimental substances until you explode.

 

by allenhenderson
3-21-08
This is going to hurt you more than it will hurt me.
Ha ha, just kidding, that's a little joke I like to make to calm people down.
It's going to hurt us both so badly our muscle spasms will break our own backs.

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