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by bobo32
5-20-01
Hehe! You cannot escape me by making comics, I shall laugh giddly and your sister shall kick you off!
Flashback in the meantime...
We were never dating.
Well, things could have been much worse.

 

by bobo32
5-25-01
I should make a comic about something.
But I can't decide whether to be sad or to say I told you so about meeting those comic makers and displaying our social skillz.
And though I suppose I'm happy about the Gimp not actually having a girlfriend, the person who seemed to be for a while apparently says things that should make me happy but make me even more sad.
And I'm having trouble deciding between telling you to shut the hell up, or comforting you to lull you into a false sense of security before I tell you to shut the hell up.

 

by bobo32
5-29-01
Meow.

 

by bobo32
6-02-01
Must not think...
Was that a thought? Damn!

 

by bobo32
6-02-01
She is speaking of me, or so the Gimp tells me
He is the coolest person in the world!
The person she speaks to who is not there is yaby jebus
He should have a girlfriend! Why does he not? I am angry that he does not.
I'm sorry, I realize the outcome of this strip is predictable, but such is life.
He is disqualified as a possible interest of mine because he will see me little with the going other places for college.

 

by bobo32
6-02-01
Of course when I actually delude myself into thinking a female person likes me enough to possibly do something, it cannot happen.
But what if I have been deluding myself all along and others before liked me?
Is it possible that in my efforts to not be another arrogant bastard who thinks all women want me I've killed my chances for happiness?
The air felt alive and angry with the insane possibilities. Staunch waves of anti-paranoia on this lonesome as usual night.

 

by bobo32
6-02-01
What do I need to make me feel better, truth talking computer?
Aside from a woman, which you might actually be able to get if you stopped being a scared little bitch? Well, other people saying how much they suck might cheer you up.
But how are they to compare with me?
They'll find a way.
I don't believe you.
You'd be surprised at what people can dig up to prove they are the best at sucking.

 

by bobo32
6-02-01
Oh, hahahahahahaha...
I hate myself... and it's funny!
Wait, now I'm sad again.
Just wait until you wake up with your self-loathing hangover.

 

by bobo32
6-02-01
Pretend as if I look at old files on my computer
It seems I am the same as at 14... The biggest change in the last 4 years is that I don't use the word 'love' ever anymore.
Progress.
No, I was a silly little romantic dumbass who knew nothing back then, but at least I could live with myself.
It's ok. I still think you're a dumbass.

 

by bobo32
6-04-01
Yes.
Hmm... what you said to me was meaningless. I am not in a depression about how...
Well shit, now that you have made me think about it again, I am depressed. Again. Oi.

 

by bobo32
6-04-01
2 3 4!
Kick it!
Bitch.

 

by bobo32
6-06-01
Why did you no bang the chick in your comic?
Why did you no bang the chick who actually likes you?
This is my summer so far
Why do I bang no one?

 

by bobo32
6-06-01
I think not you are a raging bull-dyke.
You should call the place of the friend and come to the nurdiness.
Although raging bull-dykes are cool. I bet they enjoy lots of killing things for fun.

 

by bobo32
6-08-01
Hello from the LAN party! You too could be at the LAN party but you are not, without explanation.
But--
I know, you worked and you're tired and your parents don't want you staying out and are afraid you and the penguin have some kind of keg taking out scheme going on or something.
Yeah, so--
So you do this everytime. Why do you not want to spend long hours in a room filled with tired and stinky men?
I am Not ... no, I can't. It's just too obvious of a set-up.

 

by bobo32
6-08-01
Nevermind my last comic.
There is no room full of tired stinky people. Everone else just goes home and sleeps well and showers every night.
What the? At a LAN party?
Hehe, indignancy from the kid who's not here.

 

by bobo32
6-10-01
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ahhahahahahahaha!
I'm sorry, but using the same character for me and an attractive guy is still funny.

 

by bobo32
6-15-01
I'm alive!
No you're not.
And with that, I ceased to exist.

 

by bobo32
6-22-01
Now that I have my computer back I'll go check the comics.
Nobody loves me.
Oh, shut up, Charlie fucking Brown.

 

by bobo32
6-22-01
Jebus!
Where?

 

by bobo32
6-23-01
I never said that!
Shut the fuck up, I'm drunk not stupid.
Oh, go to hell.

 

by bobo32
6-26-01
aaaaahhhhhggggggg!!!!! must...resist...urge...to say...."I could help her with that..."...
eh, I had that same urge during the original conversation
But I actually could
dar..
Don't ask what that means
what does that mean?

 

by bobo32
6-27-01
After the Gimp was being a giddy bitch one night...
well, one of us might have a girlfriend.
You got me. I asked Michelle out.
really?
Yeah, I had to call her to see if she would work for me next Friday, and I asked if she wanted to see a movie sometime.
and?
AND THEN I SCREAMED FINISH THE FUCKING STORY INSTEAD OF PROVOKING ME INTO THESE FUCKING LIES DREW!

 

by bobo32
6-27-01
My lifestyle is not conductive to meeting females. I am unnatractive. No one understands me. No one cares. Even if I did find someone, I don't know what to do.
I must stop this endless making of excuses.
But I don't know how.
Was that supposed to be funny? Ha ha ha, everyone laugh at the funny boy. Ha ha ha.

 

by bobo32
6-27-01
Being that I enjoy you, it's grating when you go on and on and on about how pathetic you are.
Being that I enjoy you, it's grating when you go on and on and on about how pathetic you are.
Being that I enjoy you, it's grating when you go on and on and on about how pathetic you are. Scratch that. You're a prick.

 

by bobo32
6-28-01
Ah, but I am pathetic. I'm convinced if I could work up some courage, I could be much happier. The whining, as you say, is all of the excuses I give myself.
Yes, and the feeling of hope only makes me feel more pathetic when nothing ever ends up happening.
But yes, life does bite. It gave me a break once, or so I thought. Then the break went off to serve the country.
I think all it did was give you an excuse to make a big deal out of something that would have otherwise amounted to nothing.

 

by bobo32
6-29-01
Hmm....
I wish I knew what the deal was.
Phone call from life: NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

 

by bobo32
7-05-01
It's just this barrier, this hurdle, that I would be horrible at getting past anyway.
But then all the social people got past it years ago, and are on to getting drunk and having sex perpetually.
Yet for me, the hurdle kept growing and I have no idea how to get past it. And then the social people tell me it's easy.
You are a pathetic jackass.

 

by bobo32
7-06-01
Hey parents, I'm going to move into a shitty house with a friend.
OK. Seeing how you sleep through the day and we never see you anyway, it doesn't matter that much. Visit us some at least.
I am now in a place. I can pretty much do whatever, whenever.
And yes, I do realize it doesn't matter; I still suck.
You beat me to it, kid.

 

by bobo32
7-09-01
So, truth talking computer, I work and spend time with parents over the weekend and that one kid gets mad at me for not writing a scene.
The gimpy one is convinced that I should hate him because he's going to the library, and then maybe to eat with a female person.
No thoughts?
Why should I say anything? Is anything different than ever?

 

by bobo32
7-11-01
So for the last couple of days I've done nothing really except play counter-strike. And I suck now. I can't even do that right.
Somethings up with my bank account and online it says it has $0 though it has $1800+
And long ago I gave up on suicide. What's a kid to do?
I assume that by now you're taking that you will never, EVER, have a female companion as a given.

 

by bobo32
7-11-01
No!

 

by bobo32
7-12-01
Make scenes! Make scenes it says! It says, stop being so fucking depressed because nothing in your life goes right, and make scenes!
And then it doesn't make scenes! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SCENE? It will say, oh, I was busy with this and that. And if I take 2 days to respond, it will go "MAKE SCENES!"
But then again, I'm talking to my computer.
Actually, you've gotten past that and now are making a comic about the hypoprickical kid, in which you talk to your computer.

 

by bobo32
7-16-01
So the Gimp told a girl I knew from high school that I hate myself.
She was, of course, sad that I thought that and said she liked me, yadda yadda.
But I suck, I'm pathetic, I'll never have a girlfriend, I do nothing with my life, I see no point in life. I don't hate myself though. I don't know where people get that impression.
If it's any consolation, I hate you.

 

by bobo32
7-17-01
Female people tell me and people I know these things.
Why would you want to be in a relationship?
Relationships suck.
In this panel I sound very pathetic.
I see female people, some who I like and care about. It's pleasant just to see them, especially if they see me, if they like me, if they may care about me.
I've touched such a person before. The feeling of heat, of contanct, of connection with another person who I care for is intense. If I could say for sure if she cared for me it would've been moreso.
I thought I'd go for scary but I think I'm too pathetic for that to work. Maybe I can convince people it's really that attractive kid speaking.
And that's all the farther I've been. I should think that further into a relationship, there would be more, and better. But apparently it's not worth the pain, they tell me.
I don't know about that, but I do know you'll hate yourself if you hit that button marked 'Save it'

 

by bobo32
7-17-01
Nothing I've done in my life is really worth anything.
Nonsense, you're on your way to a well paying career. What could be more rewarding?
Sure, you're not on your way to starting a family, but in this modern world, everyone puts career over family!

 

by bobo32
7-17-01
Our hero meets his arch-enemy, himself.
Ohno! His plan has backfired!

 

by bobo32
7-17-01
So I finally got an email from the bastages who I ordered $392 worth of stuff from but it never came, so I should be getting my money back.
Of course I got banned from my favorite CS sever today, and I don't know why.
And I called the Prick dumb for a simple misunderstanding that I can see how would happen. And I'm still hella pathetic.
This is not a funny or good comic.

 

by bobo32
7-17-01
Kid, if over the comic-creator I could grab you by the neck, I would.
I would say, "I FOUND ENPRICKENMENT YEARS AGO. THIS IS HOW I'VE BEEN EVER SINCE I KNEW YOU."
And one day I stop deriving pleasure from the meaningless things. I just can't do it anymore. Forgiveness if "but who is" isn't good enough for me.
Well then I'll call you a bastard because you're sad. Bastardously sad kid! You are a horrible person for being sad!

 

by bobo32
7-18-01
AAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That was an interesting summary.
You were right, computer.

 

by bobo32
7-18-01
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.

 

by bobo32
7-23-01
In about 20 minutes.
Hello, person that I've been talking to over the internet and I know slightly in real life from back when.
Hi.

 

by bobo32
7-23-01
Approx 20 minutes af-
Oh god yeah, remember the one time ...
Yeah, she was like a smaller, sluttier version of ...
ter my last comic

 

by bobo32
7-23-01

 

by bobo32
7-23-01
So yeah, I said barely two sentences and felt like a heel.
If it makes you feel any better I've figured out that you never talk to chicks when their friends are around. All women are lesbians at heart.
Are you just upset because you can't talk to people?

 

by bobo32
7-24-01
So.
What's up?

 

by bobo32
7-27-01
AKLJ:LJEIOFJOIJ FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
I don't... I can't... FUCK! WHY THEFOUEIWIPJIOPJ! GODDAMNITGODDAMNITGODDAMNIT.
Right. Right. It's ok, right? Just let it go, don't think about it... WHY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGGGGGGH!
So what's this song you're playing on me? Big D and the Kids Table, huh? They're a ska band. Aren't they supposed to be making you happy?

 

by bobo32
7-27-01
RIGHT, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?

 

by bobo32
8-01-01
Ohno!
I have been told to make comics and so now I can make no good comics.
I can't work under this kind of pressure.
And yet you are making this comic because you are afraid that if you don't A) none of the other comic making people will ever respond and B) you will be told to make comics some more?

 

by bobo32
11-08-03
The ex
think about you alot. tell me about life... tell me a story. about your nerdy life.
My life consists of tragedy and nothingness. With fleeting happiness. No story is left untold many times.
The gimp
So, I got some finally. But really, I do not think this means you don't exist.
No, that would be much too easy, would it not? Still, it is possible.
We who have been cast from heaven must stick together.
Really, heaven wasn't that great. I had a choice, I made it.
Way to go, Keanu. But yes, there is no perfect place for ones such as ourselves. I miss being delusional, though.

 

by bobo32
11-08-03
The Beginning
My list of attractive female computer engineers with good taste in music is surprisingly small, so I would be remiss to not try and get to know its entry better.
This is ok.
The Middle
I am very happy to watch bad movies with you and make out on occasion.
This is ok.
The End
Forgiveness for caring. I understand that you do not want anything real to develop. I am glad that we can still be friends.
This is ok.

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