All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
9-30-02
You're going to kill me?
In time. But in the meantime.
DANCE!
Beg pardon?
You, heard me, bitch!

 

by boinky33
9-30-02
I shall not dance for you! I'm not your slave! I am here to stop you and save christmas!......
What is it?......
I just noticed that you are a floating head.

 

by boinky33
9-30-02
You should move that bench off the street so you won't get hurt.
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TALKING SQUIRREL!

 

by boinky33
9-30-02
Then the handsome prince went up to the fair maiden and......
RAMMED HIS FIST SO FAR UP HER ASS THAT SHE SHIT HERSELF!!!!!!......Then the prince rubbed peanut butter on the maiden's box and invited his horse over to have a tas......
WAIT!......
WHO ARE YOU!?!

 

by boinky33
9-30-02
Wait a second! We're fish! We have no eye-lids!
Just admit that I'm the champ!

 

by boinky33
9-30-02
Hello? I have a question for you.
Well, you're on the air. Go ahead.
Well...... Uh...... You see......
Yes?
Do chicks really fart when you fuck them up the ass?

 

by boinky33
10-02-02
No you cannot borrow one of my tampons!
Come on!
I'll give it back after I'm done!

 

by boinky33
10-02-02
THRUST!
THRUST!
THRUST!

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
I'm right here.
Now I'm here.
Oh, back here again.

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
Don't you hate it when some chick is sucking your dick and she chokes and pukes all over your sturdy shaft?
Yes.
I still can't believe that you're a talking microphone!
Get used to it, bitch!

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
How's it going with your girlfriend?
Well, she said she wants a long distant relationship.
Oh?
Yeah, she told me to go to hell.

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
EJACULATE!
BLAAA! I'm the sperm monster!
What the fuck?

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
Now entering the middle
I knew we shouldn't of gone to "Nowhere" for our vacation.

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
Why does boinky33 use the silent middle panel routine so much?
I don't know.

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
Hey, suicide hotline! I'm going to commit suicide! I got the noose hung up and eveything!
SIR! PLEASE NO!
I'll go get somebody to help you. Just hang in there!
I plan to.

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
You're a pussy!
You are what you eat!
Heh! That's pretty good.
Thanks!

 

by boinky33
10-03-02
Hi! I'm Jimmy!
I like standing in the middle of roads!
My cat's name is Whiskers!

 

by boinky33
10-04-02
I am for the death penalty!
I'm against it!
It's okay because we are killing killers!
Would you rape a rapist?
Yes.

 

by boinky33
10-04-02
What are you in for?
I owed the boss money....... You?
I trampled his rose garden.
Tough brake.

 

by boinky33
10-04-02
My boobies are lumpy.
Mayber you have breast cancer.
Hey! I probably do! And for this I swear to Buddah that I will find a cure and......
Oh, never mind. It's only leprosy.

 

by boinky33
10-04-02
Bus Stop
*AHEM!*
BOOBIES!

 

by boinky33
10-04-02
Remember to check your hooters for lumps.
Okay, doctor.
Laterish......
What are you doing, master?
*Grope!* *Grope!* What does it look like, Hootie?

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
Wanna fuck?
No.

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
Well, this floating head is going to kick your......
What is it?
I just noticed that you're a talking kangaroo with a gun.

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
I've been thinking about our future, and I think it's best for the both of us if you get a vesectomy.
What HE hears.
I can't stop thinking about your balls!

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
Gimmie the purse, bitch!
SLAM!!!!!!
How rude!

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
I dare you to stick a fork in the toaster.
Will it be dangerous?
No. Nothing will happen.
Oh, okay then.
one week later......
Sorry.

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
I love the show "cops". I hear that tonight's episode is live.
That reminds me. Did I leave my wallet at the school yard where I burried that drifter I killed?
Hey! That looks like my house.

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
SWACK!
what it means in english
Wha wants to fuck?

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
I sure hope this elephant doesn't have to pee.

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS IT?
I have lumps on my breasts!
Those are your nipples, moron!
NO! There's an extra 4th one!

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
What do you call a flight attendant's vagina?
A cockpit!
This isn't really the time, man. We're kinda falling to our deaths.

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
Welcome, fish. I'm gonna make you my bitch. Do you wanna play the husband or the wife?
Well, if I have no choice...... I guess I'll play the husband.
Then come over here and suck your wife's dick!

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
I'm going to go donate blood.
I gunna go donate spurm.
What's that in your mouth?

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
HEY! You gave me crabs last week, you dirty whore!
What were you exspecting for 10 dollars?
Lobster?

 

by boinky33
10-05-02
My plane just crashed on this island.
Well, it's deserted. I've been trapped here for 12 years.
Then you must be very loney. Is there any way I can help you? *Hint!* *Hint!*
Well, you can help me catch that goat.
?????????
I've been trying to fuck it for years.

 

by boinky33
10-06-02
Ow.

 

by boinky33
10-06-02
Clango- Class mate
Yeah, me and Tobor used to be tight. But then he started hanging with the wrong crowd. He tried to get me into the whole "CORNHOLING" thing, but I just wasn't in to it.
Toby- Brother
Well, once he got to high-school, his grades started to drop, and his vocabulary really made a turn for the worst.
Tobor
TOBOR SO ASHAMED!

 

by boinky33
10-08-02
Dadaism was a structurally artistic reaction in the 1920s against ("We don't want to be reminded that anybody existed before us." and the established artistic conventions.
The movement primarily emanated from artists in , the systematic destruction of culture and they chose their name "dada" from a large beaked bird, or, a word meaning "HELLO."
Its form was a protest against what its leaders felt was the insane destruction of civilized film the dadaist movement
attempted to give expression to the idea of removing images and characters from any context
Juh?

 

by boinky33
10-08-02
Toby- Brother
Pretty soon Tobor dropped out of school and tried to get famous. A few months later he was signed on to a record deal.
Clango- Class mate
His first single was "My red ass ho!" He turned it into a re-mix a year later with M.C. Hammer.
And when we come back
LET TOBOR MAKE ONE THING STRAIGHT...... THE DEAD HOOKER WAS NOT MINE. TOBOR WAS HOLDING IT FOR M.C. HAMMER.

 

by boinky33
10-08-02
Hey, boinky. I really like your comics.
Thanks, dick breath.
GRRR! I knew this would happen!!!! I come here to show my appretiaton and you be an asshole! No wonder nobody here like you!!!!!!
What if I make my own account here, huh? And I make much better comic than you! Yeah, that's what I'll do! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!! hahahahahaha!
Later

 

by boinky33
10-08-02
Used butt-plugs for sale
Used butt-plugs for sale
Used butt-plugs for sale

 

by boinky33
10-08-02
Don't even think about it.
Awwww.

 

by boinky33
10-09-02
That'll teach ya, you bastard!
Sorry! I didn't know it was your snack pack!

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
Let go of my pizza pocket!
No, it's mine! You let go!
You let go!
You let go!
You let go!
You let go!

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
Repeat after me: Vagina!
Vagina!
Tee-Hee! You said vagina!

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
Welcome to 1-900-WE-ARE-18. For blonde girls press 1, for oriental girls press 2......
(BOOP!)
Please hold while we get a hot, horny woman for you.
I can hardly wait.
AHOY! Me knickers are soaked!
WORK IT, BABY!

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
I'm sick of being a little kid! I wanna grow up!
Don't worry, son. If my calculations are correct, you will grow up in 3 seconds.
2.5 seconds later
POOF!
I hate my life.
Yep. He's a teenager alright.

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
Hey, boinky. It's one comic away until your 300th one.
It sure is.
You better save up all your funny stuff for it.
Don't worry. That won't be hard.

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
So then I says "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, Ha!
MOH!

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