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by darksoulexile
6-25-05
MISC... KEEP GOING!
I CANT GO ANY DEEPER! IM TIRED!
YES YOU CAN!
GAH! WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE ANYTHING! I'VE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 10 MINS NOW! YOU TAKE OVER NOW!
I DON'T KNOW! IF I CAN!
Just force it in! It's not that hard!

 

by darksoulexile
6-25-05
OH YES!
Um... about 3/4's of the way in but that's good.. i guess Im satisfied Lin...
2 minutes later...
Ok...well... im going to go wash off... im dirty...
Ok, i'll just sit out here in my trashcan... hey.. where is it? Oh! There it is! That's right... I put it on top of the camera.
Whew... that was rough... we finally buried that guy. Hey.. wait.. is that thing on?

 

by darksoulexile
6-25-05
Here you go... you should be safe from Scarecrow...
Thank you Batman!
Oh... you can call me Bruce.
Bruce? Bruce Wayne? Is that you? I knew it!
Damn it! I did it again! Now im gonna have to kill you.

 

by darksoulexile
6-25-05
What's your name?
LEEEEROY JENKINS!
I don't like you...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What happened!
N**** stole my bike!

 

by darksoulexile
7-05-05
Dear Lin... I had Dark make this comic especially for you because I have something I want to say.
There comes a time in every man's life when has to make a choice that will affect him for the rest of his life.
You see, I have finally made up my mind about how I really feel....
If I had to make a choice between being with you or being put in a pile of poo...
I would choose the poo... because unlike you... poo has personality and character...
and it's not's so frigid!

 

by darksoulexile
7-05-05
ok... that last comic was uncalled for... I am sorry for that... I did not mean it... i am an ass...
I apoligize for what I said... Lin does have character... and she is not frigid.
ok..
Fine I fucking said it! Can I have my hentai back!

 

by darksoulexile
7-05-05
Ok! I missed the 4th! But I will not let the 5th go to waste!
Why does this seem so familiar...
Since I don't know where the fuse is..... im just gonna set the whole thing on fire! Nuke's make the bestest explosions!
Whoa! Im black!
WHY DO I ALWAYS COME AROUND YOU WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID!

 

by darksoulexile
7-05-05
I havent' read MISC's LJ in a while
Dear LJ... My life long dream has finally come true! I finally get to go to my first punk rock concert! Im so excited!
I love punk music! It makes me feel like there is someone who understands what I go through everyday...
Does this make me gay?

 

by darksoulexile
7-05-05
Let's see what goes on in Lin's head..
Dear LJ.... Im finally going back to my hip hop roots! I have almost everything needed to be a rapper! I got a gun... some jail time... a dead body hidden away...
some bitches... some hos... some weed....
Now all I need to do is to get MISC to wear a leash around his neck so that everyone can know that I own his ass... O.G. LIN in da house yo'! peace out... word to your mother.

 

by darksoulexile
7-05-05
Dude! I can't believe we made it inside the factory!
Me too! This is so awesome!
The first thing im gonna do is....get... some...choc- I wanna go home now...
Huh... why?
I wanna go home too...
Im Willy Wonka! Would you like some candy? Hee hee!

 

by darksoulexile
7-15-05
So, you got the new Harry Potter book.
Yep! It's good! I just started.
Dumbledore dies.
What?
Yep! Hahahaha! Snape kills him!
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

 

by darksoulexile
7-15-05
You think I should have ruined the book for her?
No... you shouldn't have. I should have! Damn you!
She's taking it pretty hard...
What? How?
Oh.....
I HATE DARKSOULEXILE! HE NEEDS TO DIE! KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER!

 

by darksoulexile
7-15-05
Dear MISC... this is the ghost of your great grandfather ETC. I just wanted to communicate with you somehow. You are growing up to be a great young man...
You have great potential. You just need the right motivation to realize it. Im proud to have you as my great granson.
P.S. Stop touching yourself in the bathroom. We can see you up here in heaven.

 

by darksoulexile
7-17-05
Aura's Lj ... wonder what's happening on here.
Dear LJ, I had the most awesome time with my friends! We had a girls only party!
We talked about boys, read manga, watched anime and practiced kissing...
with each other....

 

by darksoulexile
7-17-05
Dark has a LJ? Wow! I didn't care!
Today I met up with Mr. Melton again.... when will he ever learn! I cannot be stopped! He began ranting about some stupid bottom line BS and began to try to fight me.
So I cut him with my knife... and he began to cry. He's so lame... he should hang out with Lin and MISC...
I need to get laid... seriously... i do.

 

by darksoulexile
7-17-05
Let's get it on!
Checkmate!
Huh? How?
You suck at chess... that's how.
I fail at life!

 

by darksoulexile
7-17-05
If you hadn't noticed by now... im getting weirder each day.
Don't you want to be an astronaut? Do drugs kids!
Me am failure like Lander!
It might be peer-pressure... drugs... or it might be Alex.
Yes my precious.. drink your milk... DRINK IT ALL OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE ETERNAL TORMENT OF NEPTUNE YOU BASTARD!
Wow... it's nice to see a mother and child bond.
No matter what it might be remember this: im better than you!
Dude... get off the fucking cross! We could use the firewood...
Damn!

 

by darksoulexile
7-17-05
Daughter of hell has a LJ! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
I was sitting around listening to some green day when I accidently cut myself on some scissors in my desk... my mom bursts in all of the sudden and starts calling me names like "emo" and "lesbian"!
What a bunch of bullshit!
I am not emo!

 

by darksoulexile
7-26-05
What's the sound of a gun?
BANG!
What's the sound of a rock hitting the water?
Ker-Splash!
What's the sound of failure?
Hi, My name is MISC!

 

by darksoulexile
7-30-05
Do I dare continue reading Lin's LJ
Dear LJ, well... I just got back from my big rap battle yo... It was so fucked up. I went there representin' my homies from "da ridge" and they booed me.
I was just trying to show dem how I be surviving the mean streets of "da ridge" and they didn't understand my struggle...
I guess im gonna have to go back to being emo again... OG LIN... is O-U-T. WORD TO YOUR MOTHER YO! Peace.

 

by darksoulexile
7-30-05
Why do you always come here? Do you have a stripper obsession...
Well... it's not really an obsession... it's more of a fixation on things that a jiggly...
You're sick...
Thank you...
That's not a compliment... That's a warning that you need to get some help...
Unless you're about to dance on a pole... you need to get away from me now. Seriously... go away.

 

by darksoulexile
7-30-05
Mr. Dark... um.. well.. school is starting soon and... um... well.. I need money for school supplies... can you give me a loan?
School? FUCK SCHOOL! YOU DON'T NEED NO DAMN SCHOOL! SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS LIKE AURA AND LIN! Go see MISC for the perfect example of why you don't need school
LATER...
So you didn't go to school?
Hell no.. and I turned out ok... I think.... wait.. where the hell am I? Where's my wife? WHO IS MY WIFE??!
THEN...
OH GOD! PLEASE GIVE THE MONEY! IM BEGGING YOU!

 

by darksoulexile
8-09-05
Hi friend!
Hi buddy! How are you?
Im super! I feel great! I just want to hug a tree all day long!
Wow! Me too! That's so awesome dude! Shalashaska!
LOL! You burst me into flames darksoulexile! HAHA! WOW!
Don't worry! Their only friendly fires! They don't hurt at all! YAY FOR NON-VIOLENCE!

 

by darksoulexile
8-09-05
This party containing non-alcoholic drinks and christian music is so radical!
Thank you Lin. You are a great friend. The world needs more people like you.
Thank you Aura... Do you know what this means?
No, Lin... What does it mean?
We're best friends forever!
Oh my g-... I mean...Oh my lord and savior! Thank you for giving me friends like Lin.

 

by darksoulexile
8-09-05
Hey... do you want some drugs kid?
No way! No drugs in my space man!
Fine ok... I will stop selling drugs to minors and start a new quest on becoming a motivational speaker to kids across the nation!
Whew... that's a relief.
Remember Kids... When you say no to drugs!
EVERYBODY WINS!

 

by darksoulexile
8-09-05
Hello there... do you want to have illicit sinful intercourse that could send you to a eternal suffering in h-e-double hockey sticks for a set amount money?
No ma'am. Im saving my precious virginity for the right woman when we get married.
Thank you for helping me see the light...
No problem!
You are a brave young man..
No, you're even braver for realizing the truth!

 

by darksoulexile
8-09-05
Dude! What the hell was that about? Those non-offensive comics scared the shit out of me...
Haha.... well some people just don't get my style of humor... so I decided to give them what they preferred instead.
Stop picking on Lin.
Who ever said I was picking on her.
You can be so fucking cruel sometimes...
Thank you...

 

by darksoulexile
8-09-05
Somewhere in Hazzard County...
Hey... Bo. Did you ever know that I kissed our cousin Daisy.
What? You kissed her? She'syour cousin man.
Yeah... I know... but... she put me up to it.
Haha... you suck.
What do you mean?
Hell... me and Daisy been having sex for two years now... YEEE HAW!

 

by darksoulexile
8-15-05
Hey. Watcha doin?
Oh... I just gots me a brand new time machine...
What for?
Well... It can be used to singlehandedly take over the world or as a plot device in a comic strip...
Cool..
I know! Im gonna activate it now.

 

by darksoulexile
8-15-05
Ok... well you be careful and whatnot... don't fuck up the past or anything like that.
What?! Me? Tamper with the past? I would never think of doing that... hehehe
I better go then...
5....4...3...
....2....1

 

by darksoulexile
8-15-05
Wow! Im in the past! I can't believe it.
I wonder what year this is.
Huh... what the hell is a year? Never mind... i don't care... im drinking my beer..
Oh... sorry..
Gah... never mind... im late for the party... Rick said he saw this awesome thing falling down from the sky... I gotta go check it out!

 

by darksoulexile
9-02-05
Later... in the timerift...
Whoa... good thing I warned those dinosaurs about the meteor... and liberals. Alright! Wait... Where am I going?
Soon thereafter...
Whoa.... this must be ancient China.
Y HALO THAR! Im gunner git yer you dirty yankee!
Oh... by the sound of your accent we must be in Mexico.
What the hell is a Mexico?

 

by darksoulexile
9-02-05
Being captured isn't all it's cracked up to be.... Cinemax lied... where are the boobies!
SIR! I Caught one! Can I have a cookie!
Now... Who are you boy... and tell me one reason why i shouldn't kill you here where you stand...
My name is MISC... and um...
Well?
um... Me love you long time?

 

by darksoulexile
10-06-05
GAH! Enough of this crap! This timetravel thing was a shitty idea...
Wow... that falls under the category of NO SHIT!
I guess i'll restart the story...
No.. you wouldn't! Please no! Think of the children.
What children...
I dunno... i guess the story starts over now.

 

Hey Jesus... what's up?
Nothing... just hangin' around.
by darksoulexile, 10-06-05

 

by darksoulexile
10-06-05
Wow! That new arcade downtown is awesome!
What arcade... hey did you spend all of the syndicate's money playing games? That money was for the light bill.
Bill? What bill? Oh... those bill. Yeah I paid em today.
Whew... ok. I was gonna go fucking insane for a minute.
BUZZT!
Aaaah! Dark! ME SCARED! ME SCARED!
Hey Misc... beating someone in the dark is a victimless crime...

 

by darksoulexile
11-09-05
Ok, i gotta go out of town for a while so I'm leaving you in charge of the syndicate.
Yes! My dreams have come true.
Don't do anything crazy... this is only a temporary thing.
C'mon... what could possibly go wrong...
Dude.. don't say that
C'mon... what could possibly go wrong?

 

by darksoulexile
11-09-05
Everytime you say that... something goes wrong.
La-la... what could possibly go wrong... la-la...what could possibly go wrong... deedle dee... what could possibly go wrong...
Fine... sing your little song... im leaving... you're responsible now.
It's time for everyone's favorite show... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG... with your host... Jim "what could possibly go wrong" Jenkins!
Later...
YOU GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY! OR I BLOW THIS WHOLE FUCKING BASE TO HELL!
Oh snap...

 

by darksoulexile
11-09-05
River Valley
You the new guy?
Yeah... I guess. So, um... what do we do here?
I dunno... wanna cut ourselves?
Cut ourselves? Well... i got a better idea.
Dude... you are hardcore.
I think I just went blind.

 

by darksoulexile
11-09-05
So, how is everything down there...
Oh it's cool... no problems so far. Been havin' a real good time.
Good... good. Alright... I gotta go... me and my new goth buddy found some twigs... TWIG FIGHT! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Alright... cya Misc.
Ok... He's gone.
You saw what happened to your little cat eared friend.. NOW GIVE ME THE FUCKING MONEY!

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-05
I gotta get rid of this dude before MISC gets back. Wait... I got an idea!
Killer no killing! Killer no killing!
Aww man. I guess I'll go now.
You have got to be kidding me...

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-05
Ok, the psycho is gone and Lin is at the hospital. Everything is working out fine. Things couldn't possibly get more worse.
*knock-knock*
Gah! What now! Who is it?
Just open up.
What the fuck?
Grr! Angry bacon! Grr!

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-05
Standard Hospital.
Hey Doc! Where's Lin?
Lin?... Im about to start the operation now.
Later...
How did the operation go?
Well... I kinda messed up... so I'll have to operate again.
Much Later..
How did it go this time.
Uh... I just found out that she didn't want a sex change...

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-05
Hey Fuzzy... Ok.. When MISC gets back... WE TELL HIM NOTHING! GOT IT?
Sure whatever.
Ok... so when I get back from the hospital after checking on Lin, we'll clean up the base.
Gotcha. What's the worse that could happen.
Later
What the fuck?
Grr! Angry Bacon! Grr!

 

by darksoulexile
11-19-05
Dude, hanging out with you has made me see life more awesome
Yeah... I tend to do that sorry.
Well... See you later man.
See ya later indeed!
Later
Did you get the blood sample so we could clone him?
Yeah, but we gotta get rid of the loserness... I think that shit is genetic with him.

 

by darksoulexile
12-05-05
Ok... So what the hell is happening in the comic?
Well, isn't it obvious? There's someone inside the Syndicate trying to take everyone out.
Nah, you did that one and then you reset the story.
Um....well.. Lin is locking everyone inside of her closet.
Did that one too... then you reset the story.
Well... damn. I don't know what the hell is happening either.

 

by darksoulexile
1-04-06
So, when do you think he's gonna make some new comics? It's been a long time.
Hell if I know, he just calls me randomly and says "HEY! I GOT A NEW IDEA! IT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO CHRISTIANS"... so I do it.
We really don't get paid enough for this.
Yeah... I know you mean.
(sigh)
WAIT?! YOU GET PAID?

 

by darksoulexile
1-04-06
Um... yeah... you're our first clone. Be careful, you're a prototype.
Hi I'm MISC! I like to touch myself.
Yeah, um... I think you have the I.Q. of a squirrel.
Hi I'm touch myself! I like to MISC!
Back to the drawing board...
Myself Hi MISC I'M TOUCH LIKE TO I

 

by darksoulexile
1-04-06
What did you do? Look at him!
I didn't do shit. You did it.
Hi! Im MISC. Leader of the MISC SYNDICATE! I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST.
WHAT ARE YOU!
I don't care now. Just fix it.
I'll go get the pistol...

 

by darksoulexile
1-04-06
MISC'S House.
Hey Dark... somewhere out there, I feel like there's another me out there.... and he's dying.
Really?
Yeah, it's sad.
Shut the hell up.

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