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by drawinger
12-04-05
I'm sorry, that song you were using is not to be reproduced.
Whatcha gonna do about it?
BAMBAMBAM!!
AGHHHH!!!!
SIGH... I'll go get the fire...

 

by drawinger
12-04-05
Pretend I'm in the shower.
I said do a fucking job in teh fuckin' mob...
doo-doodoo-doodoo-doo-doodoo!!
Drawinger!! Stop singing in the shower!!

 

Hi, I'm looking for the Ku Klux Klan convention.
by drawinger, 12-04-05

 

Police! We have a warrent!!
by drawinger, 12-04-05

 

by drawinger
12-04-05
Okay. I can do this...
You're pretty. Got plans tonight?
Ass!

 

by drawinger
12-04-05
Hey. Wanna go out?
Okay.

 

Not me.
by drawinger, 12-04-05

 

by drawinger
12-05-05
Son, it's time you learn the facts of life.
Yes, Dad?
Well, Son......
You're gonna get slaughtered.
What did I do wrong?

 

Okay! I admit it! I DID sleep with your wife!
Idiot.
by drawinger, 12-05-05

 

by drawinger
12-05-05
Hmm... UnknownEric...Puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped...
Cool.
I'll run a Google search on him.
NO RESULTS FOUND??!!
I MUST FIND....
....UNKNOWNERIC!!

 

by drawinger
12-05-05
I decided to visit AttitudeChicka...
I'm sorry to see you in the clothes that make you look fat.
STFU, Drawinger.
Anyway, I came here looking for info on UnknownEric.
Ahhh... only your past comics can tell you about this mystery. Take this.
And so it begins...
Huh? *Beep!!* What the heck?
AHH!! You MORON!! I don't want to come!!

 

by drawinger
12-05-05
Have sex with me.
Well, you're Jesus.
1 hour later...
Haha! I'm not really Jesus!
Surprise! I'm not really a woman!

 

by drawinger
12-06-05
Wow. I'm so bored.
Say, friend, have you been to Stripcreator.com?
No! I'll try it!!
The next day...
I DID go to SC, and look at me NOW!!
WOW!

 

by drawinger
12-06-05
You are standing.
You are sitting.
You are......damn!!

 

It's probably nothing. See me again in two weeks. That's $7000000!
Oh, I do enjoy this.
by drawinger, 12-06-05

 

by drawinger
12-06-05
My wife doesn't want to have sex.
That's GREAT! People shoudn't have sex.
Screw this.

 

by drawinger
12-06-05
im n0t a f0king n00b but u r u r a 5ag so in hel wee cann dans and u hav died so fuk mee h4rd!!
Oh, that's the last straw...
Were u going fukr i mu5t kil u n0w 4 teh gode pepl
And that's how fuck caused nuclear war.
i m4de newcler war so wel di now
WOOHOO! SOULS!!

 

by drawinger
12-07-05
AHHHHHH!!!!!
I stepped in shit again!!

 

by drawinger
12-07-05
What the f_
MOH!

 

by drawinger
12-07-05
Want a sandwich?
Okay.
How about a GUN sandwich?
Okay.
You take the fun out of everything.
Yup.

 

by drawinger
12-07-05
RAAARRR!! Tobor will cornhole you now!!
Okay.
Oh. Okayyy...
2 hours later.
That wasn't fun that way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by drawinger
12-08-05
AGH!! CRABBY!! A SNAKE BIT MY DICK!!
OH MY GOD!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!!
QUICK, SUCK THE VENOM OUT!!
*Sigh*
Oh, no...
CRABBY DOES NOT SUCK COCK!!

 

by drawinger
12-08-05
hey momy wher is dady
well sweety i kiled dady becas he was bad
what did he do
ummmm
burn u bi1ch

 

by drawinger
12-08-05
Oh thanks.
FOR WHAT?? FOR BRINGING THE MAIL?? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???
Nothing, I-I__
That stutter was a mistake!!
Ummm...

 

by drawinger
12-08-05
Neal is my friend and Ben is his brother.
Oh. Hi Neal.
What're you doing, Ben?
We're playing brits and indians. Want to play?
I guess. I'll be a brit.
Okay! KILL THE FILTHY BRIT!!
You racist bastard!!

 

by drawinger
12-08-05
We're holding Ben hostage. What do you think we should do with him, drawinger?
MOLEST THE FUCK!
No.

 

by drawinger
12-08-05
youre a cunt, cunt cunt cunt cunt!!
oh

 

by drawinger
12-08-05
Look at my cock.
hmmmm

 

........
SEX CHANGE!! SEX CHANGE HERE!!
by drawinger, 12-08-05

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
I'm gonna slash you up, bitch!!!
But I'm just dreaming, how can you?
That was satisfying. Now who else is on my list?
I'm gonna slash you up, cunt!
But I'm not even real.

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
Quick! Britman, fire the cannons.
Oh, pep up you ol' 'orse!!
What?
Buck up ol' bean!
Maybe I should've hired Boomhower...
Oooo! We bin hit! 'at's too bad, init!

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
Wow. I wish I was you.
WISH GRANTED!
Oh sweet.

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
Wow. Where are you going? It's bingo night!!
I'm going to my mother's funeral
Oh. I'm sorry.
I didn't know it was bingo night, though. Sign me up!

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
I have spontainious combustability syndrome.
Oh...
...shit.

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
That hurt like shit.
Okay.
Can't you tell when I need some help you CUNT?????

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
Oh, hi Jon. Why are you in hell?
I watched that Paris Hilton sex tape.
Wow. We sure are similar!

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
May I take your order?
I'd like two cheeseburgers and a small fry.
Small fry? Define small. Small could be the size of a molecule or the size of a dog. And do you want cheese or burgers? HUH????
.....
Well?
We're getting an olive.

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
My wife is gonna wig out. She thinks something is "Going on" between us.
Oh, that's sick.
Oh. There's not?
:O

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
Did I tell you I was in the mafia?
NO!! What happened?
I wasn't really in the mafia. I just can't think of anything to say.
Oh. I was the President.

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
Isn't this farm cool?
No.
See, that's good, because I have no reply.
No.

 

by drawinger
12-09-05
One day...
Hmmm....
TNT + Iraq = Money!!
AGHH!!
Oops.

 

by drawinger
12-10-05
How's your wife?
She's got HIV.
But...YOU don't have HIV.
No.
Aren't you worried?
Nah. It's just hives.

 

by drawinger
12-10-05
My wife left me.
Oh, dear.
Is that bad?

 

by drawinger
12-10-05
I met this hot girl on chat.com.
Oh? What's her name?
I don't know. I'm gonna meet her tonight.
Good luck.
What the__
Where's that skinny, agreeable broad I heard about?

 

by drawinger
12-10-05
God bless.
God bless.
God__. Oh. Um...You're black.
Yes?

 

by drawinger
12-10-05
What are you doing?
Killing you.
I can't be killed with guns!!
But I'm an atheist.
NOOO!!
Let's see now...

 

by drawinger
12-10-05
I wish I had a tall chick with long legs that agrees with everything I say.
Oops.
OKAY!!!!

 

Santa...um... a kid wants a baby brother this christmas...
Finally I can use that Viagra!
by drawinger, 12-10-05

 

Wha__
AHH!! It's SANTA!! The Jesus hater! You distract us from JESUS, with your PRESENTS!! LOOK! A GOD-HATER!!
by drawinger, 12-10-05

 

by drawinger
12-10-05
Gay.
What?
Gay.
What?

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