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by fatguy667
10-03-06
Going somewhere?
Arr! Flyman it be!
Right there fatso.
Shiver my timbers! I'm Cap'n Dagger!
Yeah, it's all the same to me. A lunatic in a costume.
Well what are you then? Some lunatic in a costume, arr?

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Hey, Jack! Your coming to help Mr Clown get out!
No. I am not, it was difficult getting out with you even there.
Hey, Jack! Hello! Anyone in there!
There is No one in here. Go away.
Oh well, at least I'll get promoted...
What! Bring on the promotion!

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Ahoy! The name's Cap'n Dagger, to be sure.
And I'm Mr Clown, yadda yadda yadda.
Ye want to escape?
Yeah, I want to. Just an incy wincy bit.
Oh, sorry for wasting your time.
Do I sound like the person to not want to escape? Emphasis on the not? I am a bloody psycho!

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
So Chief, you got a case for me?
Yep, and trust me son, it's golden.
Well, what is this golden case?
Someone robbed from the knife store.
Thats not bad...
Yeah, but then they stabbed someone with the stolen item. Find out who stabbed the person and why.

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
So, the floor is now littered with my blood. Let the final plan move into operation. WEIRD, commence.
Where's that officer?
Officer, come this way officer...
Hey! That's against the law, seducing an officer!

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Now, Slackbutt, we can move him.
Move him already!
Grrr....
What was that?

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Ah, Miss Cryogen.
Yes, that's me.
Can you get Henry for me?
Sure.
Oh, and change your clothes. You always wear the same clothes.
I might like wearing the same clothes.

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Ahh! Here's my cash!
I don't want any cash.
Huh? Well get lost.
No, I want your...
Help in collecting bonds.

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
So, dear, where is David?
I dunno, I suppose he's in Tecchnopolis.
Tarzan the monkey man, Swinging on a rubber band, Along came Superman, And kicked him in the dunny can.
???
I got it off a website.

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
So, tell us about yourself.
Well, I'm an evil genius. I'm head of CARD Industries, and I have developed Teanectis, or TNES.
Hmm, interesting.
Is this going on live television?
Yes, sir.

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Heh, this is good.
They actually have electricity here!

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Err, I'm Child-Man, and I, well, I love children.
A child molester? What's your real name?
Peter Fyle.
I knew it!
Knew what?
Villains love word play!

 

by fatguy667
10-03-06
Anyway, you are damn annoying.
No I'm not!
Well, maybe a bit.

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
Hmm, anyhow, who are you?
I'm an Asian who sells sex.
Ah, a prostitute!
Yes...
Sucky, sucky, five dollar.

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
I'm free! I'm free!
Oh, not down a hole...
Blast, it's the basement!

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
What are you doing, dressed like a pirate?
Arr, it's Talk like a Pirate Day!
That was actually a couple of weeks ago.
You think?

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
Hello, No. 28!
The name's Josh.
Oh, hello Josh.
Hello Mr....
Ferlanco, Timothy Ferlanco.
Okay, sir.

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
Ah, the test robot.
I AM THE TEST ROBOT.
We need to upgrade those preliminary circuits.

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
Hello sir, I have all the right qualifications.
Your name?
Fred Fuzzy.
Okay, your hired.
You can start by cleaning up this mess.

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
Hello Master Geran.
Yeah, fuzzball?
My name to you will be Mr Fuzzy.
Alright fuzzball.
I give up.
Yes.

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
Hello, I'm here to see Beeboy.
Sorry, there is no Beeboy here.
Master Geran! We need to talk about these people you find in chat rooms!

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
So, how was it while I was away?
Oh, fine...
Except Master Geran invited a woman over, he drove me insane, and nearly destroyed the geology under the house.
Apart from that, it was fine.

 

by fatguy667
10-04-06
Now, my life has ended.

 

by fatguy667
10-05-06
Hmm... Why am I here?
To fulfil my fantasies...
I remember being led here by a fat man with a red bow tie and white shirt.
Gulp.
There he is! I'm calling 911!

 

by fatguy667
10-05-06
You look like a trustworthy henchman. Your hired.
Thanks.
So, twelve dubloons in advance?
Sounds fine, but...
"But"?
I'd also like a proper share in the booty.

 

by fatguy667
10-05-06
Hey, I'm Walter Missile. I kill people with my thumbs.
I'm Tick Acey, and your dead.
Why?
Everyone's a copper in this joint.
Huh! Your the only copper, Acey.
Rats. Have you watched Almost Got 'Im?

 

by fatguy667
10-31-06
I'll talk.

 

by fatguy667
12-05-06
Heh heh. Energyman.
And you are?
Doll.
Okay. Well, I'm sorry but you've been charged with kidnapping, sexual assault, rape and child abuse.
Okay.
Quite.

 

by fatguy667
12-05-06
I am known as Merlin.
And I as the Diamond Python.
I am using my ability to see through clothing. You have a...a...a Diamond!
Bingo bozo.
No wonder you are known as the Diamond Python.
Yadda yadda yadda. Keep on talking, bozo. My henchmen have taken every other diamond but this one out of here.

 

by fatguy667
12-18-06
Ah, Mr Clown I suppose.
Get to the point, Spine.
Well, you seem to have done well filling this place.
And...
How about working for me to loot say, Titanium Industries?
Put it there Spine!

 

by fatguy667
12-18-06
What is it Wilson?
Well Mr Ferlanco, as I was parking your car...
I saw Mr Clown and a strange man looting the companies products to be shipped.
What section?
Military.

 

by fatguy667
12-18-06
Aha, so now as we speak we should be teleporting to Flyman's lair?
We should be there...now.
Is this it?
Hang on, this would be...
Sixty-Five million years ago, yep. Wait up, thats wrong. Batteries still flat.

 

by fatguy667
1-19-07
Ah, Dr Svenn.
You called me, Mr Wilson?
Yes. Can you develop a way to melt the core of the Earth? In a hypothical situation, of course.
Hmmm... I think I know what to do!
You do! What?
Well, you need robot slaves and the entire human populace to dig a large hole on the equator. Then you drop a bomb down it and run for cover.

 

by fatguy667
4-26-07
Fufufufu... the day of my wrath shall come.
All will fear my name.
Welcome, to the latest Story Arc in CTC.

 

by fatguy667
4-26-07
Meanwhile, back at the Flydump...
It has been a while since we've had any major threats...
Yeah
Hmm, whats this?
What, come on, show me!
An old enemy has returned.
Who?

 

by fatguy667
5-07-07
You seek information, but you give none in return...
Cut with the funny talk Dos. You know almost everything that goes on in the Underworld. Who has returned?
I heard something about an explosion with an age distorter, but that's all...
Very helpful.
Would you like sugar with that too?

 

by fatguy667
5-07-07
You know, you seriously have a way with style.
Yeah, I know. Now what are we doing with the age distorter, Spine?
Well, we'll leave that to my partner and mastermind in this plan.
Wait, I've got something.
What?
I have a cunning plan! We shall distort the age of Flyman and make him an old man! Then he cannot fight us!

 

by fatguy667
5-07-07
So, Mr Clown, you believe you have devised the perfect way for me to get revenge on Flyman?
Yeah. Have a problem with that gramps?
Why no... but have you ever seen "It"?
Hell yeah, scary as.
How would you like a facelift, Mr Clown?
I'd like one, yeah.

 

by fatguy667
5-07-07
And with a press of this button...
You have been transformed. All believe this to be an Age distorter, but it instead brings out in you your most terrifying aspects.
So... I am now more clown-like than ever, but even more dangerous?
Exactly... I still remember when I, Dr Devlir Ensine, was a weak, pathetic and stupid kid...
But now, I look the part of a stereotypical mad scientist, AND have the intelligence to finally destroy Flyman! For the first time in my life, I AM A GENIUS!

 

by fatguy667
5-07-07
Mr Spock, please tell me you have a recording of last nights break-in.
We sure do.
Get it to Officer Paul Ease. We need to figure out the identity of the scientist and the clown.
Sure.
WELL GET ON IT MAN!

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
Oh my god.
Those voices... the clown and the scientist...
Devlir Ensine and Mr Clown? Working together?

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
So my little friend... you wish to be Satan?
Yeah...
Welcome. Indeed, 666, Armegeddon has arrived.

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
Your days of crime are up Ensine.
How did you know it was me?
Your voice hasn't changed a bit.
Dang it. But I have one edge on you...
What?
My intelligence has been increased to genius-levels. And I know that this syringe with poison will indeed kill you.

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
Boo!
This is getting old. Devlir? Can't you think of something APART from monsters to have kill me?
I will kill you!
I've heard that more than once.
AGGGGGHHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE!
I should have warned you of my flameproof costume.

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
Now Devlir, come quietly. We can give you protection. You're crimes warrant the chair.
So be it.
I swear my inevitable revenge, Flyman!
Wait up, where is Mr Clown?

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
Arrr, so who be this who I speak to?
Call me what you want Daggy, but if you don't shut up, you won't learn of my proposal.
Arr? Proposal, Eunuch?
Yeah. You see, I plan on running around and eating little kids.
You're giving me coulrophobia.
A fear of Clowns? Baby, when you play with a clown, always expect to lose!

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
Hello little girl. I am here for the party.
You creepy clown! We have no party here!
Is that so...
Waiter? This girl is a bit tangy. Some mustard, please?

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
Monsieur, we are so sorry about ze quality oz ze zood.
Can it Frenchy.
Who are you to call me zat?
Mr Clown.
Mis... Mis... Mister Clown? Is it really you? You're so classy, why revert to caniballism?
Hey! It was your scientist who made me who I am today!

 

by fatguy667
5-08-07
Hello.
Hello, this is Timothy Ferlanco speaking.
Mr Ferlanco, I am coming to eat your ward. Do not try to stop me, or I will eat you too. Have a nice day.
Billy, I know it's you. Only you prank call this badly.
Cappy? CAPPY! Get us to Ferlanco Mansion.
Billy? You still on the end of this line? BILLY!

 

by fatguy667
5-09-07
Don't worry Mr Ferlanco! I'll get it!
Arr, I'm a friend of young Jason Geran, savvy?
Oh! It's so nice for the fellow to have friends.
Master Geran! Your friend is at the door!

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