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by little_kitty
6-13-09
Another year went by and I forgot my stripversary
I thought Canadians were supposed to be smart
You've got the sex appeal of a house fire.
What does THAT have to do with anything?
Nothing, really, but I've been waiting a year to use that line

 

by little_kitty
5-18-10
Dr. Billings, have you seen these test results on patient X?
Ahh, you mean Wirthling. Positive for every known STI under the sun, including some that we're going to name after him
Don't worry Doc, I'll set him straight... Medically and morally.
AAAAGGGHHH!!
How did things go?
Well, he said the only way to stop ZEE COCK TRAIN was to demolish it. I thought he was talking about his weiner.

 

*pweeefffttt*
by little_kitty, 1-16-11

 

by little_kitty
1-16-11
You're lucky that's just from my finger gun.

 

by little_kitty
1-16-11
Gol-ly! This here thermometer says you have a temperature of mass destruction!
That's a rectal thermometer. I think you mean
Whoa whoa whoa. I've got to interrupt. That's even too lame for me, and I'm pretty lame.
*snrt* Ass destruction

 

by little_kitty
1-17-11
Cue Doogie Howser bloggin' tunes
Being unemployed leaves me a lot of time to search for the right job, and to keep the house clean for my husband.
We've decided to move forward from this interview. Would you like to hear how you did?
So by move forward, you mean you're not hiring me?
... Yes. That's what I said.
I still don't get how that makes sense.

 

by little_kitty
1-17-11
So the job entails data entry and reception and filing and clipping the boss' toenails to be saved for DNA replication. How does that sound?
It sounds gre- wait, clipping toenails?
Yep! That's great you're on board! We also need accounts payable knowledge and how much are you expecting for a salary?
I'm looking for $14 an hour to start, as the graduate liason at my school said we should be making.
Oh that's more than we're willing to pay. *click*
Seriously, toenails?!

 

by little_kitty
1-17-11
Time to clean up this place before husband gets angry...
10 minutes later
I suppose I can watch TV while I clean, that won't distract me
8 hours later
Honey, I'm ho-
Shut it, I'm on a 7-hour Sims rally.

 

by little_kitty
7-17-12
Since having a baby, things have changed. No time to eat;
Just a sandwich? Granola bar? A single grape?!
WAH!
Sleep at a minimum;
Just... just 5 more minutes...
WAH!
Brain running at 1/8 speed
And then I said to the guy... Wait. I'm essentially talking to myself aren't I.
WAH!

 

by little_kitty
11-05-13
Nope, I still can't explain why we're here
I can.

 

by little_kitty
11-05-13
kzzzzt
Testing.
DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.

 

by little_kitty
11-05-13
Chapter 8: Getting Rid of Winter Beings
"You can melt snow with water. "
" Take the fucking hat off, Butch"

 

Coming soon...
Fuck. I have to be funny again.
by little_kitty, 12-29-17

 

by little_kitty
12-29-17
Some accolades from happy customers!
THANKS TO CLIFF NOTES’ CLIFF NOTES MY ESSAYS GET WRITTEN IN SONE WEIRD FORM OF ENGRISH
Bollocks to these gits, I churn out better writing after a poor curry.
Uh, moving on!
My GPA went from a 2.5 to a 2.4. Thanks for aiming low!
Cliff Notes himself wrote my essay on “Being an Ass”. It was topical. And bad. And way too expensive.
JESUS CHRIST, CAROL, YOU COULDN’T FIND ONE HAPPY CUSTOMER
No, seriously guys. I’m in a bad place with even worse men. They’ve sent collections men for a 500 page paper
You ready for this? Cliff sends his regards.

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