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by marf, 9-03-05

 

excuse me, pal. which way to New Orleans?
down
by marf, 9-03-05

 

i bet he's just hiding there on the other side with a stapler behind his back waiting to kill me
click click
by marf, 9-03-05

 

sorry to gather you all here at 3am, but this year we decided to just pass them out
by marf, 9-03-05

 
by marf, 9-03-05

 

i like to boogie
by marf, 9-03-05

 

mind if i smoke in here?
you must weigh 2 tons. fuck no you can't smoke in here
by marf, 9-03-05

 
by marf, 9-03-05

 

by marf
9-03-05
no
more
Everclear

 

i assure you, she's over 16 and her mother and i know first hand her prowess with a hunting knife
by marf, 9-09-05

 
by marf, 9-09-05

 

fucking gas prices made me relocate
by marf, 9-09-05

 

so why do they call you beatnick anyway?
by marf, 9-09-05

 

he doesn't look like his picture
by marf, 9-09-05

 

so why do they call you beatchicken anyway?
by marf, 9-09-05

 

TO BE OR NOT TO BE
i hate this bus stop
by marf, 9-09-05

 

all i wanna do is a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
by marf, 9-09-05

 

$3.29 a gallon?
by marf, 9-09-05

 

i'm watching. always watching
by marf, 9-09-05

 

damn dirty tax forms
by marf, 9-09-05

 

TO BE OR NOT TO BE
we hate this boxing gym
by marf, 9-09-05

 

by marf
9-09-05
how did we get ourselves into this mess?
you shot the sheriff in the face then ripped off his arms and used them to drum Margaritaville on his torso
oh yeah
you're a mean drunk, Roger

 

by marf
9-09-05
how did we get ourselves into this mess?
you shot the sheriff in the face then ripped off his arms and
no, i mean this mess. this place is a pig stye. what do you do all day while i'm at work
i have sex for cigarettes
I KNEW IT!
maybe i wouldn't have to if you weren't hung like Snuggles the Bear

 

by marf
9-09-05
get in the bag, goat
no
just get in the bag
no
GET IN THE GODDAMNED BAG!
okay, okay

 

i drink therefore i can
by marf, 9-18-05

 

killer to the left of me
cannibal to my right
by marf, 9-18-05

 

i surrender, overlord!
i'm not your overl... BRING ME BROWN BAGGED LIQUOR SMALL METAL THING OR I WILL DISSEMBLE THEE!
by marf, 9-18-05

 

got it
by marf, 9-18-05

 

all aboard, the byte train
by marf, 9-18-05

 

escape extinction, live in caves, avoid the human eye for billions of years and for this?
by marf, 9-18-05

 

waiter! there's a fly in my poop!
by marf, 9-18-05

 

and i would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that little squirrel
and the bench
by marf, 9-18-05

 
by marf, 9-18-05

 

i hope i fall into position
by marf, 9-18-05

 
by marf, 9-18-05

 

let's surf
FRENCHY DON'T SURF
by marf, 9-18-05

 

this is the strangest vacuum i've ever seen
by marf, 9-18-05

 

i think we got them all
not quite, ninja boy
by marf, 9-18-05

 

so now what?
so now we wait
by marf, 9-18-05

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