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Wanna strip of' gum?
I don't wear gum. Thanks anyway>
by robinho, 6-16-07

 

Does that gun shoot diluted Jerky Treat?
by robinho, 6-16-07

 

Later that day, the bunnyman has a Bar Mitzva. He invites Snoop Dogg. What happens next?
I done that dog good didn't I?
Looks like he done you good too.
by robinho, 6-16-07

 

Bunnyman's Bar Mitzva was a complete disater...
Well... I'm off to the hospital.
Can I have the left over Jerky?
by robinho, 6-16-07

 

As you can tell, I love Jerky treats. My mate Dennis is allergic to Jerky. I said to him ' Cats are allergic to Jerky. ' I chased him down the alley. I lost track because there was a treat in a trash
can. I dived in the trash can for the Jerky. There was a pair of green underwear. That's the story of how I became less of a tramp because I was naked before. Jerky helps you in life. Peace out.
by robinho, 6-16-07

 

by robinho
6-23-07
I was rapping but seemed to have caused a flood.
Lil' Wayne....
Yo dog. If you wanna keep the skins dry, please, please do not rap that again, dog.
Is that it? Oh well... May as well enjoy the music. Word.
Yeah, I'm in this ***** with this terror, gotta hand full of stacks betta grab an umbrella. I make it rain, make it rain... Later, dog.
I'm speechless.

 

by robinho
6-24-07
blat blat blat blat blat...
I'm planning on making only 10 Snoop Dogg episodes including this, but I think I'll make as many as I want...
Here goes other episode of Snoop Dogg.
Oh my good gracious me! 5,000,000 coupons for Jerky pizzas....
Cowabunga.
Well what the bloody hell am I waiting for. COWABUNGA!

 

by robinho
6-29-07
So tell me about yourself.
Oh my gosh. She's asking me a question.
Teehee! You're so cute.
I... I... I...
£0.00
I'd like the bill please.

 

This isn't the last you've heard of me. This is not the last episode of Snoop Dogg. Yes, yes, I'm still alive.
I told you. I'm not cancelling it. It's a big hit for everyone at stripcreator.com. Don't be a jackass now.
by robinho, 6-29-07

 

by robinho
6-30-07
So Snoop Dogg, you have threatened in the past to cancel your Snoop Dogg series. How has it effected the fans?
In no way what so ever. All they want is you. Robinho! That's all they want.
That's not true. Anyways-
Hey, hey, hey! I'm not finished. If you want to start some rivalry; bring it on. This crap ain't done yet.
I'm the director though! Anyways. How well do you think the first ten episodes of Snoop Dogg issued?
Yeah. Ok. Not bad. Good.

 

by robinho
7-27-07
Unlucky 13, huh?
I'm unlucky to be overweight. But I love these hotdogs.
...
I'm 13 stone.

 

by robinho
7-27-07
It's only one ball.
I'll knock you off your balls. Get it.
Ew.
Freak.

 

by robinho
7-27-07
Jump on my flying broom.
Ok. I don't see why not.
5 miles up the road...
Oh, Out of gas.
Huh? Out of gas! You son of a Witch!
Hi Snoop.
Oh, you're that drousy date from episode 9. Did you spend that £400.00 worth of dating dough on a car to take me home?

 

by robinho
11-11-07
Pretty dark in here...
.....
here in dark Pretty

 

by robinho
11-11-07
Looks like we're going seperate ways, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Argh!!!!
Yeah.

 

MonkeyChicken
Actually it's Monkey 'and' Chicken.
Actually it's Monkey 'and' Chicken.
by robinho, 12-28-07

 

by robinho
12-29-07
It's been a well good year init?
A little help here?
This is well good coffee y'know!

 

by robinho
12-29-07
Hi.
Hi.

 

by robinho
12-30-07
They'll learn.
What not to make crappy music?
Look over there!
Shut up!

 

by robinho
12-30-07
None of your concern son.
Mommy. Daddy. What are you doing?
Hey!
I think we gotta little lurve here. Some ugly 'one' you pulled out of Nando's?
James? Are you OK?
Oh Nikki bring Sexy back!

 

~Breaking news~ Gay man robs Shoe store!
HEY STEVE! Dad's been arrested again!
by robinho, 12-30-07

 

by robinho
12-30-07
Hey how was Spain?
Stewie what have you done to yourself?
It isn't Stewie anymore. It's Bob.
Oh screw yourself.
Actually. It's a nail. Not a screw.
Typical asshole.

 

by robinho
12-31-07
In here is....
What's in there?
Take a guess.
Some important papers?
Take a guess!
Have you seen this guy?! He's a total ass!

 

Yes. Porcupine is going to be fire sprayed by... Sir. Sir is the name. Sir is a well um... Sir. Sir is....
... SHUT UP!!!
by robinho, 12-31-07

 

by robinho
12-31-07
Because I got Chicken Pox. I took the day off school. Miss. Please teach at a different school. Ok to the point. I think I'm turning green and blue. I'm blue or I'm turning green. Funny story eh?
Well....
Internet Connection...
So that's the story. (It tells you what's not good and what is.) And I hope you read properly. No seriously. No messin'! This woman was diagnosed with 'Internet contracted-crap'.
Damn AOL!

 

by robinho
12-31-07
This is your road to...
300 comics yeah.
It's not that simple.
It is. I just make a few more comics and I'm there.
I don't even exist so don't tell me, where your heading, what your aiming for or whatever crap. Don't make a fool of yourself by talking to me. Talk to someone who is actually real damn you!
And 30 seconds of life again wasted on... I don't even exist so don't tell me, where your heading, what your aiming for or whatever crap. Don't make a fool of yourself by talking to me. Talk to.... !

 

... and it turned out I was just talking to some random myth.
And your doing it again! What the hell is your problem?!
by robinho, 12-31-07

 

Yeah so there's my story.
I got high score at Donkey Kong. Why don't you shove that up your ass!
by robinho, 12-31-07

 

by robinho
12-31-07
So robinho has told everyone his story. Well nearly everyone.
...And it seemed to end very quickly.
Kiss my ass.

 

by robinho
1-02-08
Clyde?
Umm. Clyde?
Yeah. Clyde off of Pac-Man?
Pac-Man! I'll kill is ass!

 

by robinho
1-02-08
So about the toilet cleaner?....
Yes! It made the toilet change colour!
You had another dream?
No really!
Really!
No.

 

by robinho
1-02-08
Who on earth gave the name, Back like Tiswas? What a stupid...
Speak no further!
Is this some kind of joke? Or shall I really stop talking?

 

by robinho
1-02-08
Who said life was good?!
Hey have you checked out the guy down the street?
If I say his name will someone come and kill me?

 

Because it ain't.
My ass.
Who said life 'wasn't' a piece of art?
by robinho, 1-02-08

 

by robinho
1-02-08
Is this your cat ma'am?
No.
It's not my BLOODY cat!
Ok keep the gun down or your gettin' wet.

 

by robinho
12-31-08
Oh my god! Someone!
Oh man.... I really need to rescue that beer...

 

by robinho
12-31-08
I'm going to have to arrest you on suspicion of theft. Anything you do say will...
What's the rest hun?......Oh yeah thanks!
She got away!

 

by robinho
12-31-08
So one day at the Arcade, I met this guy, who knew this guy, who had a Bugatti, that had a worn out back tire, and he asked me this...
When I said his back tire was worn out I meant his ass. You know? Mario Bugatti? The gay porn star?
Maybe his chum should get some protective gear on his 'back tire'?
Where do I get it?

 

by robinho
8-24-10
Hmm.. So this is heaven, huh?
Not anymore...

 

by robinho
8-24-10
So after a two year hiatus we finally see the return of the kid in the number 28 jersey. Well , you know... It's great to have you back on the show and in the spotlight! Where have you been we ask?
Well you know to be honest im always trying to be with you guys and im always thinking entertainment, entertainment, entertainment. So I went away to try tweak some things but to be honest...
*Crowd Boos*
Oh. Ohh.. Kay. But you are still going to be here for all the people reading, watching and listening?
...I really don't give a **** about any of you guys. I'm just here purely for my own entertainment. And the money.
Absolutely 100% NOT. The crowd is booin' me! Can't you hear that!?

 

by robinho
8-24-10
Hi everbody! Welcome to the Paul Petz show! Our guest today is Motocross racer, Forrest Johnson! Forrest, tell us about your upbringing and troubles in your life.
First of all, thanks for having me here its a pleasure. Umm basically like I've been smoking crack since I was about 6 quit when I was 13 started again when I turned pro at 18.
Right.. And how did you get into Motocross?
Hey man I love riding bikes. I love dirt. I like riding bikes in the dirt. I've been pro for 14 years now. I haven't won a race yet, it's a great career man.
What about outside of Motocross? What other things do you like to do?
I like Supercross man. I've been doing that for about 13 years now. I haven't won a race yet, it's another great career man.

 

by robinho
8-25-10
Hi everybody! Welcome to the Paul Petz show! I'm Paul Petz and guest today is... Annie Roberts! Welcome Annie. Tell about your career.
Well basically I been singing since I was about 5 years old. I was spotted by some people whilst performing at a school play andmy career just kicked off in so many different ways since then.
Like what?
Well I recored my first song for release when I was 17. And obviously it got to number three in the charts which I was very happy about, so I decided what the hell, I got drunk and accidently....
...shot a guy in the throat. He's still alive but being let out of prison a few days ago.. I can't believe you let me on the show! And you know, I'm 45 now. I might have to call it quits on my career.

 

by robinho
8-25-10
Woah! What happened to you man?!
I was trying to look for that letter you told me to find for you.
Oh yeah. Did you find it?
Well no but I have all of these severe papercuts.
Oh man thats bad. Well you better go look for it again man.
Jackass

 

by robinho
8-25-10
Oh boy. Story of my life. I think that growing up I thought I was gonna be the best athlete in about 5 different sports. I thought I was gonna marry a supermodel. I thought I was gonna be the richest
man on the planet. All of those wild, petty little dreams. All those aspirations. I had lots of people to look up to, spanning from my mother and father, my brothers, my aunties, my uncles and so on.
Even my best friends. I knew that actions speak louder than words. I had trained and worked and researched everything I could to reach as many of my goals as I could. You wanna know what I did?
I wanted to be the best athlete in the world. The best. Unbeatable. I wanted so many awards. I wanted to get recognition for something I love to do. You know how I did it? I took lots of steroids.
I wanted to marry a supermodel. I wanted to be part of the most famous couple in the world and have the most famous wife ever! I wasn't really relationship material, so I spiked her drink.
I also wanted to be the most richest, most wealthy guy on the planet! I thought to myself, money would make me happy and I could buy everything I wanted. So I robbed a bank. Im am the greatest ever...

 

The un-greatest man that ever lived landed 20 years in prison for his actions and was suspended by everybody in sport, banned from every bank and every fast food resturant.
I seriously cannot believe I worked so hard to fulfil my goals and my dreams only lasted for 5 and a half hours. Was that really life? Is that what life is really about? Man...
by robinho, 8-25-10

 

"I didn't do it"
by robinho, 8-25-10

 

by robinho
8-25-10
Man. Can't believe I got sent down here.
I didn't even do it.
Hey can you get that ******* camera outta my face, thanks.

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