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by shank
6-09-04
Why am i being downvoted? Seems like some of these guys dont "like me". You think it s because im sexy?
It must be, because you are damn sexy, i mean, look at that body!
I KNOW! Well whether they downvote me or not, i'll still be around to annoy the ones that dont like me!
I lied, I dont like you either.
*TURNS...
I WAS JOKING...

 

by shank
6-09-04
So now that, so far, two e-people dont like you, what are you going to do with your life?
I dont know, My normal life is nothing without e-friends. I mean, girls, partying...THATS NOTHING compared to my life on the intarweb.
Girls? Partying?
Uh yeah, infact im throwing a huge party on friday for my birthday. Didn't you know my birthday is in two days?
Dont lie, It's going to be a sausage fest isnt it? Just you and a 12 pack of weenies.

 

by shank
6-09-04
Tyler!?!?
Who goes there...oh its you, What do you want?
What are you doing? where's bob?
To be continued
He went that-a-way, I was just looking to see if he was coming back or not.
Why did he go that way? What did you do now?

 

by shank
6-09-04
Listen here you dumb dog, i didnt do anything!
...
Ok, maybe i gave him a little tap on the ass, soo what?!?
What?

 

by shank
6-09-04
what the hell was that dogs problem?
Tyler!
To be continued
What the hell is your problem man, you guys need to stop that.

 

by shank
6-09-04
You deserved it, Where'd that dog go?
He went that-a-way, Everyone is coming and leaving unexpectedly.
Why did he leave? He wanted me to meet him here at 1:00pm to go for a walk.
do i look like fricken einstein here?
No, you actually remind me of a backstreet boy...or n'sync or something.
can you rotate that booty 180 degress for me please?

 

by shank
6-09-04
sick, you've got issues.
of what? i have some issues of Stuff and Maxim...
i think my brain just collapsed, asshole.
You know what, screw the dog...wait no dont, uhhh lets forget about the dog. How about you and me go look at the stars in my backyard.
Tell the dog i'll be 1 mile this-a-way.
Oh come on! You, me, and a box of animal crackers, whaddya say?!? I can make some juice too if you want me to?

 

by shank
6-09-04
That's biped and niteowl, isnt it?
What's up?
Chillin'

 

by shank
6-09-04
Are you Gellin'?
Im sooo not Gellin'
Im Gelling!
Who invited you to the orgy?

 

by shank
6-09-04
Hey Friend!
You are...?
Im chicken-face, who are you?
Im the author of everything that's going on right now.
To be continued
No, i am! Did you know my birthday is in 2 days?
What the hell? MY birthday is in 2 days!

 

by shank
6-09-04
You think the REAL author has multiple personalities?
Well, do you think he does or not? Answer the question?
What? I asked the question.
No i did!
What?
huh?

 

by shank
6-09-04
Damnit, think already.
me eat brain
Why the hell would you eat your brain?
me arm eat brain before i eat arm
Take me to your leader.
i eat his brain

 

by shank
6-11-04
Yeah so today is finally my birthday, And with my luck it had to rain, And alot of my friends dont get paid until next week.
How am i suppose to have a party outside when everything is wet and no one has money or alcohol!?!?!
The solution to that is, PARTY NEXT FRIDAY...Although there are still going to be a fair amount of people at my house today, Who knows how it will turn out.
So far nothing is going on at this moment, I sure could use a blow job.
I really dont want to wait until next friday to throw my big party. The good thing is, i got a job that i start on monday. AWESOME, now i can buy alcohol everday!
wait no, i lied. I wont buy alcohol everyday, just almost everyday, because i dont have a car to drink and drive with yet...so i'll have to wait until i get one!

 

by shank
2-07-05
hey man, guess what....
what
ha, i dont know
lol
rofl
lolz with a z, lol

 

by shank
2-09-05
so i was wondering why girls like to cuddle up and kiss and hug after i bang them....
mhmm, yeah....i think it might have to do with them not wanting to be fucked and chucked, i dont know....just a guess
i didnt say i was going to chuck her after i fuck her. Im still going to need her for next time when i need a good lay.
oh yeah....
yeah, see now you understand.

 

by shank
2-09-05
so this girl im sleeping with likes to moan alot, its kind of loud, what should i do?
umm, what the hell kind of question is that? let her squeel like a pig if she has to.
hmm, i COULD do that, orrrrr...
or what?
orrr.....take the pillow out from underneath her head and smuther her with it. I bet she'll love that.
I bet she'll love digging her nails into your ass too.

 

by shank
2-09-05
so i was like to her, i was like "HEY BITCH, SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING TITS"
did she show them?
no, she was like "fuck you asshole, dont fucking talk to me that way!", so i said "FUCK BITCH, DONT BE A BITCH, BITCH OR I'LL SLAP YOUR TITS RIGHT OFF"
oh yeah, Im sure that worked, i bet after that you sure didnt get a whole hell of alot of tittage.
obviously not, it was over the phone...some chick for my mom. I just ended up telling her to call me up later when she was ready to show me her tits.
you are possibly the worst person i have ever met while waiting for the bus.

 

by shank
2-09-05
Hey buddy! Long time no see!
yeah, i wonder why.
well why not, you havent been answering my calls, or my letters, or my emails, or my faxes, or my knocks on the door of your house, your work or anywhere ive followed you to. Dont you love me anymore?
Seriously guy, you are so gay...it's not even funny anymore.
Can you at least get naked for me...and maybe just touch my bum with your finger....just a little touch. like a poke even.

 

by shank
2-09-05
Hey, how's it going?
It's alright i guess.
That's cool, hey i was wondering if you'd like to go out for "lunch" sometime, I'll even pay.
yeah sure, why not.
Great! My people will call your people, alrighty!
moneymoneymoney.....MOOOOONEY

 

by shank
2-09-05
Hi, i'd like to order a pizza, the biggest one you've got!
Hello?
wait a second, this isnt a portable phone!

 

by shank
2-09-05
i'd like to ride a big mouse one of these days.
like, one that can fly and travel through time.
so i can choose my mother and father god damnit.

 

by shank
2-09-05
I work at superstore, stocking shelves...
I try to eat as many sun chips and gummy worms as i possibly can without gettting fired.
the supervisor almost caught me...i think i pooped in my pants a little.

 

by shank
2-09-05
step away from my sphyncter
Pfft.

 

by shank
2-09-05
oh no, i wish i would have never busted my load in her.
what ever am i going to do?!?!?
I MUST ASSASINATE THAT BITCH!

 

by shank
2-10-05
Oh look! A marshmallow!
????
*FAP FAP FAP*

 

by shank
2-11-05
you are a fag
no, you are a fag
gay fag
gay ass faggot
how about we just stop this black on black violence and narrow it down to dcomposed being a fag.
you better not say that, or he might hate you, gay people dont like when you call them fags, faggot.

 

by shank
2-11-05
we are going to have to make some changes around here, bob.
umm, what exactly do you mean?
we need some better punchlines and endings and shit.
huh
yeah...so i think its time we start having sex at the end of every comic, i'll bring the lube.
i'll bring the shotgun.

 

by shank
2-11-05
i dont like fat people, they have too much time on their hands....
and mustard, that too
i dont like mustard

 

by shank
2-12-05
here doggy....come here, come here doggy!
come on!
oh my god, thats not a dog, it's a giant walking coffee bean AHHHHH

 

by shank
2-22-05
i can't believe that strange man made us touch his candybar.
i can't believe that strange man made us touch his candybar.

 

by shank
4-03-05
nice costume...what are you suppose to be? a garbage can...LOL
yeah i went there

 

by shank
4-03-05
jesus, i swear to god i did not glue my nuts to this bench

 

by shank
4-03-05
i cant believe my eyes

 

by shank
4-03-05
and then i was like HEY YOU BIG STUPID BULL, GET AWAY FROM ME
you brave man you.

 

by shank
4-03-05
why on the floor? WHY???

 

by shank
4-03-05
hey wait a second, fishes cant open up doors

 

by shank
4-10-05
SO I DECIDED IM GOING TO GET MY FACE PIERCED
Oh yeah?
YEAH, IM GOING TO PUT BIG FUCKING RODS IN EVERY HOLE ON MY FACE
No other holes?
I ALREADY HAVE A ROD IN MY ASS...HE WOULDNT GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 EARLIER
hahahah

 

by shank
4-10-05
So i was jerking off like really hard....like you know how rabbits can run really fast? i was like jerking off that fast....and then someone walked into my sisters closet and caught me!
I KNOW I KNOW! I WATCHED IT ALL ON VIDEO :D

 

by shank
4-10-05
I LuV YoU LiKe A FaT Kid LoVeS CaKe... says: your hot
yeah ok, what about my hot?

 

by shank
4-11-05
HEY MOM, THANKS FOR THE BEETLE YA CHEAP CUNT!

 

by shank
4-11-05
Hey guss...
Yeah?
I think we are fucked!

 

by shank
4-11-05
what are we going to do now?
PLAY CAREBEARS HURR HURR HURR

 

by shank
4-11-05
So you hold it like this then...
...yeah...
then thrust back and forth pretty fast....
w3rd

 

by shank
4-11-05
you are so mean!
you fucking bitch

 

by shank
4-11-05
Well...Looks like you brought me to the right place.

 

by shank
4-12-05
I guess my broom does have more than one use

 

by shank
4-12-05
Read it...
what does it say?
uh, it says "Gone Fishin' "

 

by shank
4-12-05
I am sad...
Me too.
Why are we sad?
im not too sure....
i think it might have something to do with that little puppy we just slaughtered

 

by shank
4-12-05
ok ok, trashcan jim
you are almost up, 5 minutes!
i hope they dont throw rotten hotdogs and pizza slices at me this time

 

by shank
4-12-05
ok, how tall is she?
well, it doesnt say her height....
but it does say she's asian.
ugh, i was really hoping i didnt have to bring my child seat out on anymore dates again.

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