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by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
hey, i have a problem
whats that
i cant stop thinking about you
well maybe if you quit masterbating so much...

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
hey, can you help me with my math homework
i guess so
what does U+ME equal?
a restraining order

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-23-04
well, im gonna go
alright
dont you wanna give me a kiss goodnight?
later
shut up man, we totally made out
SCROE!

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-24-04
haha! my shwartz is bigger than yours!

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-24-04
man, these private viewing booths are a bargain

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-24-04
whoop, got some blood in that one

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-24-04
line at baghead concert

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-24-04
line at hentais concert

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-26-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
im not too sure if this is a good idea
c'mon, we blend right in to the natural habitat in these costumes

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-26-04
jess, i called kuzin, and he isnt mad at me, thanks for telling me, so i could apologize
It doesn't matter if kuzin likes you. Everyone else still hates you
...
you havent seen the last of me yet

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-26-04
jess i was wondering....
yes?
could we ever make amends
no.
...sweet

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-26-04
you know jess, im not really that bad of a guy
oh really?
i mean if you get to know me..
so, you really are that bad of a guy

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-26-04
you know, if youd just lighten up, maybe we wouldnt fight as much
you think so
yeah, are you willing to give it a chance
no
yeah, me either

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-26-04
hey jess guess what
what?
everyday the ozone layer depletes little by little, soon the sun will burn away the earth
wait, whos talking about pubic hairs?

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-26-04
jess, you know its futile to try to solve our problems
probably
so, why dont you just admit defeat and apologize
its not that easy
why not
because i forgot why we are fighting in the first place

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-26-04
dammit, jess is such a bitch
oh?
agh, dan is such a queer
hhm?
har har har

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-27-04
ok, this is the secondt time ive signed in as you
so heres a comic
what?
....or not

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-28-04
Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE
It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say!
That's it. You're going down, man.
bones....bonus....oh well
moo?

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-28-04
Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE.
It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say!
That's it. You're going down, man.
um....all your bones are belong to us?

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-28-04
Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE.
It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say!
That's it. You're going down, man.
aww, does someone need a red rocket?

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-29-04
so, jess, what did you think of the passion of the christ
i dont know, it was alright
just alright, or kinda alright
i dont know, it was good alright
i disagree

 

by xxausrottenxx
2-29-04
hey, whats goin on
hey, i was thinking, you should go on a date with me this weekend
robb do you still need to use the cardboard cut out, cuz your really starting to creep me out

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-04-04
stop bringing it up!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-04-04
blargh im dead!
haha not really
that'll teach them bastard jews...i mean....crap

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-04-04
jesus died on the cross to save us
dammit, now i dont even wanna see the movie

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-04-04
sir, the passion of the christ has taken so many people away from us, hell's almost emtpy
hhm, yes, so ive seen
well, do you have any ideas
i have a few
two words.....free porn

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-04-04
hello
satan! whats up
i think you know why im here
oh, yeah, the whole movie thing, i can explain
well see..i really wanted the modem for playstation 2, so i had to take a couple drastic measures

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-07-04
an attempt for a nudist rally in florida proved ill when only a handful of clothed supporters arrived for the festivities
only one brave female dared go topless
soonafter, the remaining 49 needed and i quote "a cigarette, pizza, and TV"

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-07-04
famed icon martha stewart was found guilty today
sucks for her

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-08-04
Ready?
I guess...
Well?
Let me put it this way.
ive got an angry inch

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-08-04
Ready?
I guess...
Well?
Let me put it this way.
if you were theresa heinz kerry, id be alot more turned on right now

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-08-04
Ready?
I guess...
Well?
Let me put it this way.
your panties werent red when i bought them for you

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-08-04
last night a man nailed a staple into his head
we have a dramatic representation of what it had been like
dOh

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-08-04
this past weekend, a group of boy scouts got stuck in hand made snow caves when winds closed off the entrances
with the cold conditions, its likely that the boys had to huddle close together, sharing body heat, to keep warm
in a related story the boy scouts appealed to the courts to get gays out of the scouts

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-08-04
today, the body of actor Spalding Gray was drug out of East River, New York
Mr Grey was famous for his roles in....um....
*cough*

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-08-04
today the counsel in Iraq signed a landmark constitution
some of the rights discussed involve dealings with the shiite muslims, basic human rights, etc.
the citizens were so pleased they lit off some of their own fireworks..from a car..that killed people...mhhmm

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-10-04
the US house of representatives back a ban against obesity lawsuits
in a related story, the rise of 'fat serial killers' has left the united states defenseless

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-11-04
what sound does a bunnytoad make?
rabbit rabbit

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-11-04
some other animals make fun of me, they say i do the most falic things...
but i dont know what theyre talking about

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, you're getting older now, its about time we had a heart to heart.Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
...ask your mother

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
have you ever started making a comic, but then lost all your inspiration
and instead of of making a shitty comic, you just close out of stripcreator and do something else

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, you're getting older now, its about time we had a heart to heart.Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
that was the video sent to the US by the Al-Qaida, with promises of more videos of awkward situations in the future

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
so i was thinking, you wanna go out on a date sometime
not really..
alright, do you not not not not wanna not go on a date?
i dont think so
SCORE!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
so she really said shed be going on a date with you?
hell ya, im meeting her in the park in an hour!
1 hour
4 hours

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
hey about the whole date thing...
..i know what your gonna say
i think its really hot that you kept me in suspense
i never came
its alright, i did that when i got home

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
...and if i go stand over there, i'll get a lifetime supply of reeses peanut butter cups
yup
that was a picture of you naked
you just got punk'd!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
howd they get you crucified like that
well thats an interesting question
well see that YMCA song got stuck in my head
but i forgot the rest of the hand motions, and by that time, i was fucked

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
pete and repeat were on a boat, pete fell off, who was left?
repeat
pete and repeat were on a boat, pete fell off, who was left?
repeat
pete and repeat were on a boat, pete fell off, who was left?
haha! this is so goofy!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-13-04
so, this is what my 300th comic feels like
this landmark comic, without any jesus or relationship jokes, it feels weird
hooray for me

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-15-04
wait, what was i doing again?

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