All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
2-10-05
Hi, it is your sister checking in to see how things are
Have you had a chance to read any of my comic strips?
No,I haven't had time.I forgot
I can clearly see you are taking an active interest in your twin sisters life
Boob Tube
My favorite show is on tonite called Project Runway it is about fashion designers competing against eachother to win a prize
Well if you took the time to get to know me ,you might learn that I too have artistic flair

 

by xxxenon
2-10-05
I am looking for Cape Cod have you seen it?
Your almost there just a few more miles up stream.
This swim is killing me, I feel like I am going to have a heart attack.
Maybe your not eating enough fish.The American Heart Association recommends fish oil, it is essential in reducing blood cholesterol levels.
You just saved my life Omega - 3
It is a good thing we are on Alpha Frequency.

 

by xxxenon
2-10-05
This must be Gospel
Warning, you are extremely gullible and believe almost everything of what you hear
A strong belief system
You have an addictive personality and are obsessive compulsive
Holy cow
You can be easily led down the wrong path and fall for almost every manipulation that comes your way

 

by xxxenon
2-10-05
Are they trying to milk me?
Watch this channel everyday and send your contribution to the address on the screen
Milk money
A special prayer will be sent directly to you and within 15 days your life will change
Sacred cow
Gotch - ya

 

by xxxenon
2-11-05
Italian banking hasn't changed since the Reniassance period.
Merchants and money lenders.
Cosimo Medici was the Grand Duke of Tuscany in 1569.
I see you did your homework.
Politics is Banking.
Pope Leo X and Clement VII were also part of the Medici Group.

 

by xxxenon
2-14-05
I just finished my script for our new rap video.
Scrap METAL.
It will set the Music industry on fire.
The conflict between Heaven and Hell.
The premise of the video has to be sancioned by the Catholic Church.
Sermon of the Witches !

 

by xxxenon
2-14-05
We are all possessed by the evil spirit
Valentine's day is all about Love
Who do you Love?
I love myself and my Supreme being
You have been working extremely hard trying to make a sound choice.You are a good provider
The bread winner of the Family

 

by xxxenon
2-21-05
I think I have anxiety and a strained groin
What happened?
I got in a fender bender,someone rear ended me at a stop light
Do you want some pain killers?
I am trying to do it sober,but it friggen hurts
Do you have a stunt double?

 

by xxxenon
2-24-05
Our girl Wendy went to Goodwill today to donate a bag of clothes and was sexually harassed by the big black guy who works at the drop off.She is outraged.
Be careful what you say you dont want to sound racist.
It is bad will disguised as good.
I will contact Rusty and the Angels and let them know he is harassing girls.
I want the Chapter to take this matter into their own hands.
Hand To Hand Combat !

 

by xxxenon
2-25-05
A Guardian Angel just told me our chopper girl needs Assistance.
Let's go to the strip club and check on her.
She doesn't belong in there.She belongs with us.
She has never had a strong father figure in her life.
Respect is taught in the home.
She grew up in a open house !

 

by xxxenon
2-25-05
That explains everything.
Foster family's are are a great service to the community as long as you dont have children of your own.
Are you going to have children?
Ya,in a closed house off limits to the public.
Undevided attention,quality time,proper edjucation and grooming makes a Noble Leader.
Public Servant #1

 

by xxxenon
2-26-05
This place is for amateurs,why are you still here?
I am taking positive action,learning sales skills and marketing techniques for my future job in the United States Government
Do you consider yourself a stripper?
I am a professional conversationalist
Who is your clientele?
I'm going to need a retainer for that information

 

by xxxenon
2-26-05
This is the house of The Holy Rollers.
In that case we should consummate our relationship and pledge allegiance to Church and State. Let there be no seperation.
You have political savvy
Bureaucratic red tape is easy to cut thru,once you understand the system.
We The People Are Porn Pirates promoting sex propaganda,scandal mongers spreading gossip about our children.
I think I'll become Ordained. The Minister Of Truth.

 

by xxxenon
2-27-05
What is your platform?
Educating parents about sexual behavior for instance,if a child bears witness to alcohol,smoking,drugs,and sex in the home chances are they will end up at the Local Strip Club.
Who taught you about sex?
I read a book called Are You There God? It's Me Margret. by Judy Blume.Who taught you about sex?
Penthouse and Hustler
I learned how to drink beer in 8 th gradeby 9th grade I was sexually active,drunk and skipping school.

 

by xxxenon
2-27-05
Your agenda is about parent intervention and getting to know your children
It is about harnessing the energy that surrounds the creative mind and nurturing the spirit of our inner child
Like Karma Sutra
Finding inner peace and forgiveness
My chakra needs alignment
My hands have the healing power. Your penthouse or mine?

 

by xxxenon
3-01-05
Why are you not wearing your support the troops bracelet?
I dont undertand why you wear a braclet that supports a cause for your country and it is made in China.
I never thought of it that way.
Americans are supporting China's military build up.Do you think 15 years from now the Chinese will be wearing bracelets that say support the troops made in U.S.A.
You sound like a Foreign Diplomat.
No, I just shop at the bargain basement !

 

by xxxenon
3-01-05
Hey kid,Why are you crying?
I just got laid off from my job delivering the newspaper.I have to support my family and my health insurance just went up another 20 bucks.
Do you want to meet the President?
It works every time.
Where is my morning paper?I Always read my horoscope before I go hunting.
Nostradamus predicted this astrological event.

 

by xxxenon
3-01-05
Are you a prophet?
I am the Ambassador of good fortune.
Fortelling the future requires a 6 th sense.
That gun is loaded !
Very perceptive.
I work better under pressure !

 

by xxxenon
3-01-05
Have you ever shot a gun before?
No ! but , I went to a shooting range and observed.
My hunting caddie had to go out of town for buisness.Would you like to take his place ?
Are you hiring me?
I will put you on a two week trial period.
Can I have a cash allowance?

 

by xxxenon
3-01-05
As long as you put the money towards A Worthy Cause
Bracelets that support Made In U.S.A.
Yes! and the money will come back to America
The Circulation Theory.
We are going to be Rich.
Spiritually Speaking Of Cource !

 

by xxxenon
3-02-05
This is your first day of survivor training school
Am I on T.V. ?
You are a recruit for the Central Intelligence Agency
GROSS
All the presidents men are going to teach you sportsmanship
I heard Porter's workload was intense,but are you sure I am your man?

 

by xxxenon
3-02-05
Ethics,firearms handling and hunter safety are mandatory skills for woods survival
This must be what Guns & Roses meant when they said Welcome To The Jungle
We are in the Heartland of the rich and the poor
What are we hunting?
Moose
Do you have a permit?

 

by xxxenon
3-02-05
A permit goes to the highest bidder
A Big Game Hunting License
There is a public auction and lottery to win a permit
How did you get your license to kill?
I am the Grand Moose Fraternity leader
Blood brothers

 

by xxxenon
3-02-05
Have you ever been camping?
When I was a kid
Fishing,boating,map and compass work are also important features.Highly trained officers will prepare you for wealth and fame
Your sending me to a summer military school
The poor me syndrome doesn't work here
I know of a beautiful location for our action adventure

 

by xxxenon
3-03-05
Trix is my favorite kid cereal
Silly Girl,it is a box of crap that gives you a sugar high and a quick fix
Why do you have a gun.The rabbit is a Pagan symbol of Fertility
I am going on strike,and you are my hostage
What about Easter?Children everywhere are expecting you to show up at the White House for the annual Easter egg rolling contest
Bunnies are being exploited

 

by xxxenon
3-03-05
This looks like fertile ground and a good spot to lay some eggs
I heard about germinating life,but this is a nightmare
Hey,do you get the playboy channel here?
This is a graveyard not a carrot patch
I lost my carrot.Have you seen a snowman around here?
This must be a North Pole Trick

 

by xxxenon
3-03-05
Carrot juice has good nutritional value and is high in Beta Carotene
I love carrot cake with vanilla ice frosting
I will bake you a carrot cake for your 40 th birthday party
I carrot top that
What did the Doc say about your health check-up?
The lab results came back normal

 

by xxxenon
3-03-05
Will you accompany me to the Easter Egg Hunt?
I am always up for an exciting Witch Hunt.
The nest egg is in a secret hiding place,it is the Golden Egg.
How much is it worth?
The Garden of Fertility is priceless.
I brought my divining rod.

 

by xxxenon
3-03-05
Metal,Oil,Water
Isn't that the same thing as a Dowsing Rod ?
Yes,it detects electromagnetic and geological forces underground.
Supernatural
Dowsing is not based upon any known scientific or emperical laws of nature.
Crystal clear thoughts.The Pendulum is the Oracle.
Holy Ground
what are we searching for?
Holy Water !

 

by xxxenon
3-03-05
I thought the Pope is the only one who has the power to Bless.
That is what the Catholic Church wants you to believe,it is their sales pitch for the Weak.
You mean the power lies within our own heavenly Bodies.
We are exorcising the mind and cleansing the soul of Fear and Guilt.
Saint Peter's Tomb is symbolic to the Devine Spirit
We are all aspiring Saints.

 

by xxxenon
3-05-05
Nobody has ever taken the time to get to know me.
Why are you crying?
My parents have time to watch jeopardy and all their favorite t.v. shows,but they cant read any of my comic strips.
Onza is your imagination.It is a state of mind.Your reaching out to people and that is a selfless act.
I will grant you one wish !
A Torch Red Mustang !

 

by xxxenon
3-07-05
My parents are getting divorced
What happened?
My mother caught my father cheating on her with another woman
That is bad ethics for a Supreme Court Justice
Ya, especially when the other woman is a Stripper
Well it could be worse at least he is not that Oklahoma Judge who has a habit of jacking off with a penis pump under his robe while presiding over court cases

 

by xxxenon
3-07-05
American Judicial System
Law Dogs what a Joke !
The Judge said the Penis Pump was a gag gift from a hunting buddy !
Have you ever seen a penis pump before?
Ya,I know this guy who is a male stripper and he showed me,he uses it to pump up before a show
That is so gay !
Gay Actors Guild.

 

by xxxenon
3-07-05
My wife kicked me out of the house
I told you to stop seeing that hooker and not to get caught with your pants down
My life is a mess,what am I going to do?
What every good husband does,beg and grovel at her feet for forgiveness
What if I buy her a Mercedes and a Boob Job
Thats what got you into this mess in the first place

 

by xxxenon
3-07-05
Do you want to go shopping with your mom?
Can I bring a friend?
Bring as many friends as you want,it is on your fathers account
I guess that is the American Way
Let's celebrate your acceptance to Yale University
This is going to be a cake walk

 

by xxxenon
3-07-05
I got a phonecall about a noise disturbance,Have you heard or seen anything strange?
Just a few bunny rabbits hanging around,nothing unusual
Where is that loud music coming from ?
Underground Party
I am making a doughnut run,what do you want?
Dunkin Doughnuts is closed at this hour

 

by xxxenon
3-07-05
Are you gay?
I am a pretty boy.I believe in Orange County they call it Metrosexual
This is Washington D.C.
Lets take it to Hollywood.
Just dont ask me to go with you to get a pedicure.
How about a spa treatment?

 

by xxxenon
3-07-05
My mom wants to take us to the mall Shopping.
Lets go get a body piercing and a tattoo.
I dont think she will approve.
That is half the fun.
What is the other half ?
Getting caught !

 

by xxxenon
3-08-05
I am going away to Military camp for the summer.
Me too !
The President is sending me there to learn survivor training and behavior modification.
My Dad is the Presidents hunting partner and is on the Camp council.
You mean there is a Board of Directors?
Of coarse,they went to the same private military school when they were our age.

 

by xxxenon
3-08-05
I read about World Leaders and there secret society's.
Well,now you are going to get some hands on training.
Money is a badge of merit.
What your going to learn you cant read in a book.
In the name of sanity tell me I am dreaming !
Have you ever heard of Electronic Tagging?

 

by xxxenon
3-09-05
Pyramid In The Sky
Is that the same as micro-chipping?
Yes,it is the governments way of keeping people under a close and watchful eye.
Stay Tuned For Future Developments
Satellite Surveillance !
We will all be connected to a global computer.
Wave Length
Wouldn't that cause high voltage electrical surges ?
Shock Therapy !

 

by xxxenon
3-10-05
I consulted the lightning and surge protection specialists,and we are ready for phase two of the operation
It is imperative we remain invisable and behind the scenes.We dont want to push the panic button
We are on the brink of Totalitarian Government
The implanted humans are being followed and brain functions are being moniterd by the super computer
Surgery has become state of the art
Electronic Warfare

 

by xxxenon
3-11-05
Todays micro-chips operate by means of low frequency radio waves.
How are they inserted?
They are implanted during surgical operations usually in the back or the neck.They can also be placed intravenously
I hate needles
It is technically possible for every newborn to be inserted with a micro-chip,which would serve as a tool to identify the person for the rest of their life
That would solve my identity crisis,I wouldn't mind becoming a remote controlled Robot.Speaking of Robots,have you seen the coming attractions?

 

by xxxenon
3-12-05
Electromagnetic stimulation can alter a persons brain waves and effect muscular activity
Thats what happens to me when I listen to Thump Radio 104.3 FM
Neurological communication
It increases the adrenaline flow in my bloodstream
Can you get that radio station by Satillite Dish?
K-Big is a Satillite

 

by xxxenon
3-12-05
What is your stage name?
Page !
Is that like a page in a book ?
A Page in the Court of Magistrate !
You can call me Sister Ann.
Sister Ann ! Have you ever heard of Saint Elizabeth of Hungary?

 

by xxxenon
3-12-05
Yes,she was the princess daughter to King Andrew of Hungary.She was a life long friend to the poor.
Ya,she ordered that one of her castles should be converted into a hospital and it was there that she tended to the weak and feeble.
It surprises me that you know about Patron Saints.
I made my First Communion and Holy Confirmation.Theology is one of my favorite subjects.
Name a Charity.
This one you are going to have to look up.It is a famous painting by Edmund Blair Leighton called Charity Of Saint Elizabeth Of Hungary.

 

by xxxenon
3-13-05
You are not a liar. Contrary to popular belief.
A Page is the messenger of truth.
Do you pray?
Everything we say or do is a form of prayer.

 

by xxxenon
3-13-05
Space Age Radio is the wave of the future
This is a great view of Sunset Strip,I especially like the inside scoop at the Body Shop
SCREENING ROOM
Who is the hot chick in the French maid outfit?
This is like the good old days at Billboard Live
Who is spinning records tonite?
Oh! say can you see by the Onza Light

 

by xxxenon
3-13-05
United States: The Lightning Rod was invented by Benjamin Franklin
The Lightning Rod is a Powerful source of Energy
The circuit breakers have been inspected for safty and I must say the sound system is Electrifying
Lets do a sound check,what do you want to hear?
Thunderstruck, by ACDC
D.J. Onza and his Executive Producer D.J. Viking at the turn tables
Let it ride

 

by xxxenon
3-15-05
I am starting a Bible study group and want to know if you would like to join?
Can we have the group discussion at my residence?
Does that make you feel more comfortable?
Yes,that way you can see the other side of my character
What will be the point of subject?
People who live in a wealthy community and leave their grocery carts in the middle of the parking lot,it is poor spirit with no regard for other people

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