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by Alexandra
11-16-03
Why didn't you call last night?
Maybe because I'm crusified.
I'm sick of your excuses. >:(
I'm sick of your face you cold ugly man!
I'm sorry. Lets not fight. : (
Ok. Wanna do it? : )

 

by Alexandra
11-16-03
THERES A MAGICAL ELXIER.
MADE BY THE FAIRY PRINCESS IN A LAND HIDDEN FROM THE EYES OF MAN.
IT IS SAID THAT ANY WHO DRINK FROM THE GOLDEN GOBLET.
WHICH HOLDS THE ENCHANTED MIXTURE.
WILL BE A DUMB CUNT.
AND DIE.

 

by Alexandra
11-17-03
the closer you bring me the closer I get to falling away from myself.
Maybe if i weren't in your heart and you weren't in my eyes then i could let this fall away.
Guess what.
We just completely made that up in less than 15 seconds.
Lyrics are sooo easy.
hahaha.

 

by Alexandra
11-18-03
Like that dude in Dracula that had stab secks with his fiance with a stake.
OH SNAP DAWG. KYLE JUST BUSTED A CAP IN JACOB'S HEAD YO'!
SNAP!!
SO DAWG, YOU WANNA GO HIT THE TEMPLE?
FO' SHO FO' SHO.
THAT IS OUR PRESENTATION OF JEWISH NIGGERS.
GOODNIGHT.

 

by Alexandra
11-18-03
God...Black people are soooo stupid.
HAHAHAHA... omg... hahaha... omg
What? Its true...
Dude...
What?
You're supposed to say JK afterward.

 

by Alexandra
11-18-03
I WANT EVERYTHING I WANT. AND I WANT IT WITH NO EFFORT. NOW.
no.
I'LL KILL MYSELF.
ok.
I REALLY WILL.
ok.

 

by Alexandra
11-18-03
SWEET JESUS!!
YOU COPIED SOMETHING!!!
DO YOU WANT ME TO PASTE IT FOR YOU OR SOMETHING? BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT. YUNNO. IF YOU WANT ME TO.

 

by Alexandra
11-19-03
1 year ago
bal blah blah livejournals suck blah blah blah
.5 years ago
blah blah blah livejournals suck blah blah blah
now
DUDES. CHECK OUT MY "HATE"JOURNAL http://hatelife.org/v/Alexandra
I WANT YOU DEAD.

 

by Alexandra
11-19-03
Dude...gimme your icy hot. I'm gonna put it on my balls.
Lol. Ok.
2 minutes later
Sigh. I don't feel a fuckin thing.
hmm. Wierd...
1 minute later
OMFG JESUS CHRIST. OHH JESUS FUCK THAT HURTS. OMG. OOOOWWW. THIS REALLY FUCKING HURTS.
loo!

 

by Alexandra
11-19-03
SO THEN TINA SAYS TO ME, "ALICE, YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS"
GIRL. I WOULDA SMACKED HER UP.
What happened to us? We used to have meaningful conversations. We used to be full of life... Full of hope...

 

by Alexandra
11-19-03
SWEET!!
Whut?
THAT KID I RAPED DIED OF AIDS.
...
AIDS IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND.
It just may be.

 

by Alexandra
11-20-03
HERE IN PAAARAAADISE
WE ALLLL PLAY VOLLEEEYYBALL
HERE IN PAAARAAADISE
WE ARE ALLLL LESSSSBIANS
HERE IN PAAARAAADISE
WE ALLLL HATE OURSELLLLLVES

 

by Alexandra
11-21-03
AND NOW, ALEXANDRA PROUDLY PRESENTS: Being Angry at God
WTF? SERIOUSLY: WTF? WHY? I'M NOT A BAD PERSON.
DEFINE BAD.
YUNNO. BEING CHARACTERISTICALLY PREDISPOSED TO ACT IN SUCH A WAY THAT I WOULD BE SOCIETALLY UNNACCEPTABLE.
ASSUMING THAT DEFINITION IS CORRECT THEN SHOULDN'T YOU BE HAPPY UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT THE SOCIETY YOU WISH TO APPEAL TO SHOULD ACCEPT YOU?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR NIGGER LOVING LOGIC YOU GOD DAMN NIGGER LOVER.
FEEL THIS ERECTION. ITS AMAZING.

 

by Alexandra
11-22-03
Previously
DUDES CHECK OUT MY "HATE"JOURNAL!!
I WANT YOU DEAD
Presently
Hatejournals suck!!
YEAH!!!
CHECK OUT MY "BLOG" http://alexandra.mindsay.com/
>:O

 

by Alexandra
11-22-03
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU ADD ONE DASH OF FUCK WITH TWO DASHES OF SHIT?
WHAT DO YOU GET?
FUCK SHIT FUCK.
WTF?
ITS LIKE, THE MAGIC OF CHEMISTRY OR SOMETHING.
AHHHH.

 

by Alexandra
11-22-03
HOW MANY WHITE GUYS DOES IT TAKE TO PLEASE A WOMAN?
YOU ALREADY TOLD ME THIS ONE. >:
OH YEAH. : (
: /
MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME.
: (

 

by Alexandra
11-22-03
FUCK

 

by Alexandra
11-22-03
DO YOU LIKE COMICS?
YES.
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE?
A CHILD MOLESTER
LOO

 

by Alexandra
11-22-03
Hum dee dum. *whistle*... I am bored.
*proceeds to unsheath a razor and pry out the razor blade*
I BELIEVE I WILL CUT OPEN MY FUCKING SHOULDER TO THE WHITE UNDERSKIN. *Slice*
Short story shorter: I bleed profusely. My mom catches me. I ruin my favorite shirt. My dad bandages me. I have to buy a new shirt.
THE MORALE: DO NOT CUT. YOU WILL RUIN YOUR FAVORITE SHIRT WITH BLOOD STAINS AND YOUR MOM WILL THINK YOU ARE STUPID.

 

by Alexandra
11-23-03
BATTLE ROYALE IS FUCKING AMAZING
GO SEE IT NOW.
OH WAIT. ITS JAPANESE AND BLOCKBUSTER WON'T HAVE IT.
I GUESS YOU JUST CAN'T BE AS COOL AS ME.
[JAPANESE MOVIES]
WE IS UNDERGROUND BIATCH.

 

by Alexandra
11-24-03
I NEED MONEY.
I BELIEVE I WILL SELL MYSELF TO LONELY MEN AND CONFUSED YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS.
HELLO. I AM A LADY OF THE NIGHT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COMPANY?
NO. I AM GOOD. I HAVE THIS DELICIOUS SANDWICH. ^^
I AM SO UGLY. : (

 

by Alexandra
11-24-03
I WEAR A PLASTIC TRENCHCOAT WITH METAL RINGS ON IT AND I WEAR MAKEUP AND LIPSTICK AND I HAVE A QUASI AFRO AND MY WIEGHT IS IN DOUBLE DIGITS AND IM 5'2.
I HAVE DOZENS OF SHALLOW CUTS ON MY BODY AND I HAVE BIG GROSS LIPS AND A BIG GROSS NOSE AND ACNE AND I WEAR SEE THROUGH AND MESH SHIRTS AND I TRY TO GROPE PEOPLE AND I ASKED ALEX IF HE WAS BI.
AND MY NAME IS EAN...MY FUCKING NAME...IS EAN.
EAN.

 

by Alexandra
11-26-03
Where are your gloves and helmet?
Oh shit! I knew I forgot something.
Its ok. Just make sure to bring them tommorow. I think Drowskys got a few pairs in the back and you can use my helmet while I go on watch.
Thanks. I'll be more careful from now on.
Shit! We we forgot the sex part.
ad-libing pron is harder than it sounds. : (

 

by Alexandra
11-27-03
I AM A MATURE AND UNDERAPPRECIATED HOUSE/TROPHY WIFE.
HOT DAWG.
I AM A MATURE AND UNDERAPPRECIATED HOUSE/TROPHY WIFE.
HOT DAWG.
I AM A MATURE AND UNDERAPPRECIATED HOUSE/TROPHY WIFE.
*SPUNK*

 

by Alexandra
11-27-03
ITS REALLY HARD TO SAY THIS, BUT UHM...YOU ARE MY SHINING STAR
:o
I'M PREGNANT.
: (

 

by Alexandra
11-27-03
These comics are like crack.
Even when theyre really bad and make no sense you still have to read on.
Actually its alot more like a really really bad sandwhich that cost you alot of money. I've never tried crack before so thats just a guess.

 

by Alexandra
11-27-03
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
OMG THIS SONG MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING CRY. IT IS THAT AWESOME.
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

 

by Alexandra
11-28-03
SUP NICK.
NOTIN MUCH CHRIS. SUP WIT U?
I JUS GOT MY JIMMY WHACKED.
FO SHIZZLE?
FO SHO
DO YOU PLAY DIGIMON? POKEMON IS FOR GHEYS.

 

by Alexandra
11-28-03
THESE EVENTS OCCURED WHILE IN THE SHOWER
*GASPY GASP GASP* I AM STRUCK WITH BRILLIANCE
I WILL REVIVE THE WORD "GROOVY", HOWEVER I WILL MAKE IT HAVE A SEXUAL CONOTATION INDICATING HOMOSEXUALITY.
I AM SO CLEVER.

 

by Alexandra
11-28-03
THESE EVENTS OCCURED WHILE IN THE SHOWER
*GASP GASPY GASP* I AM STRUCK WITH BRILLIANCE
I WILL START A COMPANY THAT SELLS PEOPLE PRODUCTS TO HARM THEMSELVES WITH, CALLED, "FUN inc."
I AM SO CLEVER

 

by Alexandra
11-28-03
THESE EVENTS OCCURED WHILE IN THE SHOWER
*GASP GASPY GASP* I AM STRUCK WITH BRILLIANCE
I WILL BEGIN A FAD WHERE IT BECOMES ACCEPTABLE TO MAKE OUT WITH RANDOM PEOPLE. THE ACT WILL BE DEEMED, "FLAGGING"
I AM SO CLEVER

 

by Alexandra
11-28-03
And...
I failed.
I don't ask for much. honestly. I really don't. But two things come with puberty: Unfathomable sadness. AND THE ABILITY TO JACK IT. I WANT MINE BACK DAMNIT. >:

 

by Alexandra
11-28-03
FUCK

 

by Alexandra
11-29-03
LOL. : )
FUCK YEAH.

 

by Alexandra
11-29-03
...

 

by Alexandra
11-29-03
...fuuuuck....... :(

 

by Alexandra
11-30-03
HAVE SECKS WITH ME
OK.
OW. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
: (
JK. I SAW THIS ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL.
FORGET IT.
LOL. TOO LATE. I CAME ON YOUR EYE.

 

by Alexandra
11-30-03
LETS GO PINEAPPLES LETS GO
*CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO PINEAPPLES LETS GO
*CLAP CLAP*
LETS GO PINEAPPLES LETS GO
*CLAP CLAP*

 

by Alexandra
11-30-03
I HATE YOU.
I LUV YOU.
NO YOU DON'T.
OK.
JK. I JUST THOUGHT THIS DIALOGUE WAS REALLY FUNNY.
LOL.
I DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING ABOUT THIS.

 

by Alexandra
11-30-03
HEY. I AM GOING TO MAKE A COMIC.
DON'T FORGET TO TURN OFF THAT CAPS LOCK NOW. YA HEAR?
OK. I WILL MAKE IT ABOUT SOMETHING RELATING TO MY LIFE OR SOMETHING RANDOM.
GHEY. >:
OK. I WILL MAKE IT ABOUT DRUGS AND OBSCURE PEOPLE ONLY KNOWN TO THE STRIPCREATOR MESSAGE BOARDS.
I'M LOL'ING ALREADY.

 

by Alexandra
11-30-03
Ok. I'm back.

 

by Alexandra
11-30-03
I got a haircut.
I didn't notice.
: (
AND THEY GOT MARRIED.
I'm kidding. It looks great.

 

by Alexandra
12-01-03
HOWS IT GOIN???
NOT SO GOOD!
AWWW. WHY??
CUZ NOBODY LOVES ME : (
OK.
: (

 

by Alexandra
12-01-03
I have a new game.
What is it?
Its called "rape game"
How does it work?
I forgot. : (
: (

 

by Alexandra
12-01-03
IF I WERE AN ASIAN GIRL I WOULD DOLL MYSELF UP AND ACT REALLY CUTE AND PEPPY ALL THE TIME.
IF I WERE A WHITE GIRL I WOULD DOLL MYSELF UP AND ACT REALLY CUTE AND PEPPY ALL THE TIME.
BUT I'M JUST AN ALBINO. : (

 

by Alexandra
12-01-03
THIS IS REALLY GREAT.
YEA!
NO MORE SAD ALEX!
YEA!
DO YOU THINK HE'LL LET US SLEEP IN THE BED AGAIN?
: /

 

by Alexandra
12-04-03
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALLLL THE PLAYAS AND BITCHES.
FOSHIZZLE.
~I AM INCREDIBLY BAD AT SINGING. I HAVE NO LYRICAL TALENT. I AM DISGUSTING. SOMEONE ELSE MADE THE CATCHY ELECTRONIC BEAT THAT IS THIS SONG. *GRUNT*~
THATS SOME HOT SHIAT DAWG.
FOSHIZZLE?
FO SHO!

 

by Alexandra
12-05-03
FIRST DL KAZZA OR KAZZA LITE OR THE LIKE
THEN SEARCH FOR THE FOLLOWING SONGS: ENIGMA, MADE OF GLASS, PATIENCE, PROMISE, PERFECT DREAM, AND DISSEMBLE.
THE ENIGMA ONE IS HARD TO FIND B/C THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS. YOU WANT THE ONE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BAD 80S SONG FOR THE FIRST 13 SECONDS
PATIENCE ISNT QUITE AS HARD TO FIND, BUT NOTE THAT THE SCRATCH AT THE 10TH SECOND OF THE SONG IS JUST THE WAY IT IS. IT WAS AN UNREALEASED TRACK.
PROMISE WILL NOT SOUND LIKE A TRAPT SONG UNTIL THE SINGING STARTS, AND WILL SOUND VERY GAY UNTIL THE CLIMAX.
PERFECT DREAM AND DISSEMBLE SHOULD BE RELATIVELY EASY TO FIND AND IDENTIFY AS TRAPT, THOUGH THEY ARE SLOWER AND MORE DEPRESSING THAN MOST OF THEIR SONGS.
DL ALL THREE VERSIONS OF MADE OF GLASS. THEY ROCK. ONCE YOU ARE DONE, LISTEN TO THEM ALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND YOU WILL BE ALMOST AS COOL AS ALEX.

 

by Alexandra
12-07-03
THIS WAS MY DREAM
OMG LOOK THERE. A JUG OF WHISKEY.
I WILL DRINK IT
*DRINK DRINK*
I AM DRUNK
THEN I DID THIS OVER A SERIES OF 4 DAYS, JUST WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE BEING DRUNK ALL DAY AND NIGHT
OMG I AM SOOO DRUNK DAD
I know.

 

by Alexandra
12-10-03
Last week
We should get drunk next friday.
Hell yeahs we should.
Now
I NEED ALCHOHOL. I WANT TO GET DRUNK. I WILL SUCK COCK FOR DRINKIES. ME WANT DRINKIES. I WILL DRINK SEMEN. IF IT IS ALCOHOLIC. PLEASE. I WILL MAKE BABIES FOR YOU IN MY STOMACHE.
Asian commentary
Its really quite a sad state of affairs.
Indeed.

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