Whoa, whoa, whoa, dere Mr. I'mma Cat. I don't expect a dumbfuck dog like youse to understand dis, but no matter what ya tink, you're a dog.
Yeah, shit-breath. Youse a doggy, see? Ain't no kittiness abouts you no-ways, ya git.
Seriously, I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body. I groom myself 4 hours a day, sleep another 15 and climb all over my human the other 5, disruptig its sleep pattern.
Between youse and mes, dat sounds pretty felink if youse knows what I means.
Ayyyhhhh...I don't know, Mittens. I's can't get past dem dangly-ass balls, all akimbo and shit. Like, youse knows..wear a tie or sumfin. for fucksakes.
