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by Beeko180
9-25-08
Ding Dong!
I'll get it!
Excuse me Sir, but we have received some tip-offs about a possible serial killer living within the regions of this neighborhood. Would you mind if I step inside and have a look?
Sure, i just need to go speak with my brother for a minute or two ok.
10 minutes later............
He's not coming back is he?

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
They're on to you.
Are you serious?!
No I'm not. There's a cop waiting outside the front door for me to let him inside.
How am I supposed to get out?
I dunno, the original owners of this place took out all the windows except for the one out front and replaced them with Sun Roofs.
Damn it! I'm trapped!

 

by Beeko180
9-25-08
After the policeman has gathered enough evidence to send Chen to Court.............
Sir, you are hereby placed under arrest by the Civil Authorities. You have the right to remain silent.
I want a lawyer.
Sure.
There goes the dumbest man in the world.

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
You have a visitor Mr. Chen
Are you my lawyer?
No. What do you think?
Will you be able to prove I'm innocent?
Enough with the wuestions and lets get to the trials ok.

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
All rise for the Honorary Judge Monkey.
Your honor, If I may show you the evidence?
Sure go ahead, whatever, yeah yeah, blah blah, hurray the hell up with it ok.
Even though there was no evidence................
So. Is he free?
Sure. I'm not your average judge you see. I only care so much about this gig as to let people who've killed billions walk free.

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
Halfway through the movie, Shortly after the donkey knocks out the farmer with methane gas.
What the hell is that- How'd my shoe get over there?
He's buying it.
Must have fallen off me foot........
He's NOT buying It!! Get the
AN ENORMOUS FART ECHOES THROUGH SPACE

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
Aaaa Home sweet home...........
CHEN!!!!!!!!!!
you can stop hugging me unless your gay.
mmmmmmmmm
Are you?
mmmmm- huh? oh I'm not gay I was just eating my toasted sandwich.

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
In the lounge room.....
Yeah so there I was at the door, when Chuck comes out and hugs me while saying mmmmm. Man, you wouldn't believe how gay he had sounded!
*taps chen on shoulder*
Wha- OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 minute later............
Yeah so there I was talking to you when Chuck taps me on the shoulder, I turn around and next thing you know. I'm a broken warrior.
That's Funny. He doesn't look like a warrior to me. He looks more like the walking unlucky!

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
One fine Day.........
Can you please remove my ban for me?
No. You broke the rules I break your cool. That way it's fair.
But-
Too bad. You were a menace to the site. You torched the servers then paid for a new one, that was strike one. You overflowed the forums with ridiculous threads posting things like I like poopy........
Ladys and gentleman. Brad. The man who made this site great.
Move aside- Leave the guy alone. He's like our source of anger. You take him away and we'll have nothing to wallow in- Ah who am I kidding we all know this guy is a nutcase eh brad?
Eh-man to that!

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
One fine day at the local psychiatrist.....
Do you think we should-
No, No. We payed for the full hour. We just have to sit here until that hour is up. We Need to.
Ok. Screw this I'm going.

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
So you say you want a job right?
Yes.
Well, I need to do a background check before we even think about it ok.
Reverse Psychology. Just so happens He isn't using it this time.
Sure.
Good. And While I'm gone I don't want you to go into the bathroom.

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
I guess it wouldn't hurt just to take a peak inside.
OH MY DEAR LORD!!!!! THIS IS A PUBLIC RESTROOM YOU FILTHY MISCREANTS!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
Ok I'm back. Your background check turned out to be an ok. Now if you would just fill out these forms for your job application.
1 hour later......
And everything seems to be in order here.
Ok your hired. Welcome to HassleCo Industries my good friend. You start on Monday 9:00 am.

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
Chen's First day at work turns out to be pretty rough.............
So you must be Mr. Chen. Glad to meet you Chen. Hey I have a little joke for ya. Pull my finger.
Uhh I don't think I should.
After very little persuasion............
No seriously pull it. It'll crack you up real good.
Nah. I think I'll pass.
What the hell just happened?
Now pull it!
I hope this is the worst my day can get.............

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
Yeah, So then he beat me up because I wouldn't pull his finger for a stupid joke.
It was the fart joke wasn't it?
Your a Loser and you always will be!

Oh No! The Scary Voice is back!
You should of pulled his finger. It's worth it if you don't wanna get beat up for saying no.
Don't listen to him, Don't listen to him, Don't listen to him, Don't listen to him.

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
That Night during Dinner..........
Yeah, So Anyways [munch] He says that [munch][munch] I'm [swallow] Going on a business trip.
Really?
[Glug] [Glug] [Glug]. Yup.
When do you leave?
Tonight.
Is that why your eating like you need to get ready for a big sumo wrestling match or summit?

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
After Packing Chen Calls his Dad to say farewell.
Yes Dad.
What about your spare set of undies.
He's embarrasing me. I better hang up or-
Son? Ya there?
[sigh] I'm right here dad.
Damn it!

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
Now, I have pre-paid the costs for a cleaner, a chef, a gardener, and a plumber if you blow the house up while I'm gone.
But they're all your jobs. Well, except for the plumber thing of course.
Oh. And I took all your undies because My dad wanted me to take spares.
But, What am I supposed to wear?
Stay tune for the Season Finale`
Don't know don't care. I like everything to be perfect and If it takes a guys undies to make it perfect then I don't care.
But-

 

by Beeko180
9-26-08
Well I guess this means goodbye. [sniff]
What the hell is wrong with you. I'll only be gone a week at the most!
Bye!
The Plan Is Working Perfectly...
But Sir, He's coming back. How is it working perfectly if he's coming back?
Does it look like I even know what I'm talking about?!
[mutters] Weirdo

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
Dear Bill. I know you more than you would think I do.
Whatcha doin?
Writing a scary e-mail to a guy in my class who won't stop picking on me.
Your full name is Jhonny Blake Rancherds Jr. You live at 33 Milestone Waters, Westernburg, Texas USA. You are 5 years old and your phone number is 8966 2937 4673 8929 1300 7270.
That's funny. The information he's typing sounds like my penpal's information........
I just hope the e-mail address is correct................and the facts are
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Mummy a strange man just e-mailed me stuff that nobody knows except us, our friends and our relatives!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
And Now I will Transform this Man into another man using this Mad Scientist Transformer Machine made by Lab Rats ®.
And next I shall pull the lever so that the man will turn into-
A Monkey! But how is that possible!
What do you Expect when you buy something off e-bay. Especially for 5 dollars!

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008
♫ I'm an Anglic Boiter Man ♫
♫ Boiter Man ♫
♫ Boiter Man! ♫
♫ I'm an Anglic Boiter Man. Boiter Man all Day!!! ♫
Ice Ice Baby Tune
♫ Churn it baby Churn it! ♫
Da Dum

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
No part of this song can be reproduced and made as his/hers own unless you have the proper authorization to do so by James/ Beeko180. James V.R Pty Ltd © copyright 2008
♫ Mary had a little lamb ♫
♫ Little Lamb ♫
♫ Little Lamb! ♫
♫ Mary Had a Little Lamb! ♫
No offence Billy, Your a great singer but I couldn't think of another name.
♫ It looked like Billy Joel ♫

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
During a before-bed talk
Yes! Only 3 more levels to go until I have the Forcefield of Triumph!
Honey, I still don't know why you had to put a tv on the ceiling.
You lose!
God damn it honey You made me lose the game!
But I'm not even looking at the screen!

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
During the night.........
YES! OH GOD YES!
THIS IS AMAZING!
I KNOW!!!
YEAH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'M ON THE LAST LEVEL OF THE GAME!
Are you playing with that stupid X-Box again!

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
Dear Frank, Lately I've been thinking about Toby going missing. He said he was going over to a science convention two weeks ago. But he never came back.
Oh he Replied:

Dear Ronny, You seem like your very stressed out about what's been happening lately. Why won't you come over to my place and I'll help you leave your troubles behind you.
RARR!!!!!!!!!!!
[Signs Off] No more talking to strangers I meet on the internet for me!
Screw this I'm going.

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
Tooms And his crazy blame games at it again.
The End By James.
This is why I don't drink coffee.

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
He was a good friend.
Too bad he looked like a troll.

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
MAIL!
Uhh I'm sorry you must have the wrong house.
Then how come the letter is addressed to you then?
This is what mailmen do when they are told they'll get a pay rise if they deliver 1 million letters in one whole day.
Um, that's addressed to Mr. Lee in South Carolina.
Take the damn letter or I'll shoot!

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
Tooms Travels Back In Time To The Stone Age........
Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.
Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.
To the time when Bats would pour you coffee and dinosaurs would get you to work fastest.
Can I have another Refill?

 

by Beeko180
9-27-08
Stick it!
Stick It up there!
No you stick it up there!
What the hell?!

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
♫ Mary Had A Little Lamb ♫
♫ Little Lamb ♫
♫ Little Lamb! ♫
♫ Mary Had A Little Lamb. It's Fleece as White as Snow ♫
♫ And everywhere that Mary Went. Mary Went. Mary Went! ♫
♫ And Everywhere that Mary went. The Lamb would do her bow! ♫

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
You've been stealing my coffee beans again haven't you?
Yes-sir-ee Boppitty Dorykins
You know. You really should stop talking like a hippie high on LSD.
Inny ninny I Know-see-so
Your a douchebag dil.
Why Yes-I am-ee Sir-eddy-didee

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Lets sit down and talk a litle son............
You See, Back in the days of yore, It took 71 people to screw on a light bulb and 81 to screw it off.
Dad. Did you just say that it took 71 people to screw on a light bulb?
Well, that is correct if you count the other one.
What's the other one?
A donkey. What do you think?

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Yeah. Uh, Dad. I really don't think we should talk about this in the middle of the-
THWAK!
He was a good Man.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
When I was in the Vietnam War, I shot 6 soldiers and 42 citizens. And not a single one survived!
Yeah. Uh, Dad.
And that's Something to be proud of?
What is it son?
The Stoves still on.
Oh God Dang it! I burnt de' chicken caseroles again

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Now Hunny. Just Remember that your tooth won't magically come back like all the other ones.
I know. I just Hope the tooth fairy comes!
That night..................
Ugnnn!
Z z z z z z z z z z z
It's tough dragging a coin............... When your a tooth fairy
[pant] [pant] This is soo not worth $5 an hour!
Z z z z z z z z z z z

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Reow-now-now-now Na-na-na-NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Riddle-diddle Diddle Drumsticks Fiddle REOWOWOOAAA!!!!!!!
I've got a headache now.
Turnout A- If Blue was scared of the guitar player.........
You didn't like it did you?
[Gasps in shock] Of Course I liked it! I've got a Headache because it was Awesome!
My Eardrums are on Fire.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Reow-now-now-now Na-na-na-NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Riddle-diddle Diddle Drumsticks Fiddle REOWOWOOAAA!!!!!!!
I've got a headache now.
Turnout B- If Blue Always thought people were insulting him............
You didn't like it did you?
I DID NOT!!!!
Wait.... Is that what I was supposed to say?

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
A crowd of people stand in front of a detective............
I don't give. He don't give. No one in the entire world gives.
I give.
Stay tuned to see what happens to Red......
Anybody else give?

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
At the Hospital...........
Yeah. So how have things been going over here?
[croaks] Not good.
One very Awkward moment of silence leads to........
One very Dumb Comment.
I think that Osama Bin Laden is a terrorist.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Blue Visits Red at the Hospital..........
So doc. Is everything gonna be ok?
Yes.
I mean no.
In all my life I have never seen a doctor so unsure.
I mean yes.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Well, your all clear to go kid.
Ok.
Lift off.
I think one of my legs just snapped
Houston we have a problem.
It's popped back into place now.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Lately I've been having hallucinations. Do you think I should go see a doctor.
No. I'm sure they're only minor. right?
Right?
Right.
Die!

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Oooo it's a putty-tat.
REOW!!!!!!!!!
You wanna play with my finger?
[hiss]
That'll teach him to come on to me.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
One fine day during a bombardment of methane gas bombs.......
I'm John McCain
I'm Flying!
I'm Falling!
Meanwhile. Beeko180 is shooting the Bloopers for an episode of The A.R.B Collection.
*Fart*
This is why I don't drink coffee.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Don't touch the clothes Larry.
Shut up nincompoop I can do whatever I like.
Well, that may be the case but-
Whatever I like!

 

Outcome A..................
What now genius!
Give me your hand.
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Outcome B..................
What now genius!
It won't hurt a bit!
by Beeko180, 9-28-08

 

Outcome C..................
What now genius!
Come over here.
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