All comics by Chi_The_Cynic

 

Life In The Office - Ep. 59 "Know Thy Client" by Chi_The_Cynic 4-25-06
...and that's the end of the demo. So can you see an area of your business where this product would come in useful? Well, I can't, but I'm sure Tony can. He's an expert with this product.	Erm... so why did you request a demo of the product, given that you already own it and have an expert in-house? I didn't	Then why am I here giving this demo today? Well, your salesman kept ringing me up asking if he could schedule a demo, and so I agreed, just to get him off my back.

 

Life In The Office - Ep. 60 "Boss-Speak (1)" by Chi_The_Cynic 1-09-08
Translation: I have no idea what you're talking about Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I really value your opinion	Translation: The only way to survive the work hours is to take hard drugs Our company has a "work hard, play hard" mentality	Translation: Lose some weight, fatty Hey, have you been working out?

 

Life In The Office - Ep. 61 "In Safe Hands" by Chi_The_Cynic 1-10-08
So, you want to leave your bag in the security office overnight. Ok, fill out the card on both sides and leave it with me Er.. this card says I should fill out a description of the item, but that's the side that you're attaching to the laptop bag. There's only the "quantity of items" on the slip I'm keeping...	Yeah, to remind you of how many items you left behind But shouldn't my slip have the description on it so that your colleague will know I'm the right person collecting the bag tomorrow?	No need for that, he'll just ask you to point out which bag is yours

 

iFad by Chi_The_Cynic 6-01-10
Bet you're jealous of my new iPad	Isn't it just a fat iPhone that can't make calls? No, it's also an eBook reader!	But you don't read Shut up!

 

Life In The Office - Ep. 62 "Two Legs Good" by Chi_The_Cynic 10-03-12
It probably won't come as much of a surprise that I'm resigning today But why? I thought you liked it here?	I'm having to do the job of two people and it just isn't working out Well, I hope you'll stick around to help us recruit your replacement	Later that day I've spoken to the director and we've decided to hire two people now that you're leaving

 

Life In The Office - Ep. 63 "Checked Out" by Chi_The_Cynic 10-03-12
I've been working on the Odaco project and have a few questions which I think you can answer You do?	Will you explain how the code handles unexpected items in the hierarchy? Nope	Oh, my mistake, I thought you developed it I did, but I've resigned now and really don't care

 

Life In The Office - Ep. 64 "Vicious Cycle" by Chi_The_Cynic 3-08-24
On the All Hands call Our revenue is down for the third quarter in a row, and our shareholders are getting worried I'll bet	We've identified the problem: our competitors are pricing us out of the market, which means we're losing out on new deals OK, and so the solution is...	So we're going to raise our rates to make the most out of the projects we already have! ...not that.

 

Life In The Office - Ep. 65 "Out With The New" by Chi_The_Cynic 3-11-24
At the Team meeting We're really excited about our sales pipeline! Yes, it's very exciting. Customer interest in our new products has never been higher!	We want everyone in the team to focus on the new products we're bringing to market It's very important we all stay ahead of the curve	Later that day Great news! We've decided to make you head of legacy products!

 

Life In The Office - Ep. 66 "Decline" by Chi_The_Cynic 4-03-24
URGENT MEETING REQUEST! 7PM! ALL MUST ATTEND! I bet it isn't urgent. In fact, I predict my attendance won't make an iota of difference either way. I'm going to decline.	At the "urgent" meeting Blah blah blah blah! Blah blah! Blah blah blah.	Meanwhile... I think I might have accidentally discovered a loophole in the fabric of space-time. This is great!

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