Hank Watches Television 279 : What day is it? by ComedyGeek1-14-10 Uh, hi guys. *gasp* Oh my god... I can breathe again! It's a miracle! The light has returned! Listen, I'm sorry I... Oh rapturous joy, to once more know form and substance! To know the sun on my horns.... to feel my hooves on the dew-kissed grass once more... OK, so I forgot to update once or twice! You don't have to make such a big deal about it! Says the guy whose entire existance doesn't hinge on some fat nerd remembering them every day. Yeah! So wise up and don't do it again, OK?
Hank Watches Television 280 : Emergency Webcomic! by ComedyGeek1-15-10 Aw crap, I need another webcomic right away! Um... Hank, Petunia? A little help here? Sorry, we got nuthin'. We're not used to appearing this often and we're just not ready. Sorry. Damn. What about that superhero and supervillain? Oh shit, that's right, they left. Um.... lemme see.... Hey kids, remember this guy? He was funny, right? You mothersuckers can go cunt a shit! You're all a bunch of pisses!
Taking a compliment by ComedyGeek12-23-17 Come on, at least look at me! Not till you apoligize for what you said. I told you, that's the bigg4est compliment a plant can give an animal! I don't care. It was weird and gross. *sigh* Okay, I'm sorry I said I wanted to fertilize myself witbh your poop. THANK YOU. But still, ewww.
At the Existential Cafe by ComedyGeek4-01-20 Don't order the Tabbuleh Rasa. It's just an empty plate. That's still better than what I got. Oh yeah? What did you get? I got the Feta Complit. They told me I already ate it.
How the world seems to me by ComedyGeek5-15-20 How the world seems to me I'm going to destroy you no matter what it takes, Corporate Satan! Really? Even if you have to..... DO SOME MATH? Well um... I've never really.. been um... good with numbers... And this is why I will rule the world FOREVER!
A conversation about race by ComedyGeek6-09-20 Black lives matter. All lives matter. Oh, so you agree. All lives matter, therefore black lives matter. Well no...I mean, that is....um... Let me guess. When you say all lives matter, you're really saying is... Black lives don't.
Today, on Dr. Friendly andPsycho Jack Today, on Dr. Friendly and Psycho Jack Does it hurt when you pee? So my victims tell me. by ComedyGeek, 4-03-21