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by ComedyGeek
1-14-10
Uh, hi guys.
*gasp* Oh my god... I can breathe again!
It's a miracle! The light has returned!
Listen, I'm sorry I...
Oh rapturous joy, to once more know form and substance!
To know the sun on my horns.... to feel my hooves on the dew-kissed grass once more...
OK, so I forgot to update once or twice! You don't have to make such a big deal about it!
Says the guy whose entire existance doesn't hinge on some fat nerd remembering them every day.
Yeah! So wise up and don't do it again, OK?

 

by ComedyGeek
1-15-10
Aw crap, I need another webcomic right away! Um... Hank, Petunia? A little help here?
Sorry, we got nuthin'.
We're not used to appearing this often and we're just not ready. Sorry.
Damn. What about that superhero and supervillain? Oh shit, that's right, they left. Um.... lemme see....
Hey kids, remember this guy? He was funny, right?
You mothersuckers can go cunt a shit! You're all a bunch of pisses!

 

by ComedyGeek
12-23-17
Come on, at least look at me!
Not till you apoligize for what you said.
I told you, that's the bigg4est compliment a plant can give an animal!
I don't care. It was weird and gross.
*sigh* Okay, I'm sorry I said I wanted to fertilize myself witbh your poop.
THANK YOU. But still, ewww.

 

by ComedyGeek
4-01-20
Don't order the Tabbuleh Rasa. It's just an empty plate.
That's still better than what I got.
Oh yeah? What did you get?
I got the Feta Complit.
They told me I already ate it.

 

by ComedyGeek
5-15-20
How the world seems to me
I'm going to destroy you no matter what it takes, Corporate Satan!
Really? Even if you have to.....
DO SOME MATH?
Well um... I've never really.. been um... good with numbers...
And this is why I will rule the world FOREVER!

 

by ComedyGeek
6-09-20
Black lives matter.
All lives matter.
Oh, so you agree. All lives matter, therefore black lives matter.
Well no...I mean, that is....um...
Let me guess. When you say all lives matter, you're really saying is...
Black lives don't.

 

Today, on Dr. Friendly and Psycho Jack
Does it hurt when you pee?
So my victims tell me.
by ComedyGeek, 4-03-21

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