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by Drexle
4-24-02
Mr. President, your polls are slipping again... we need a new target to rally people against.
Hot damn, that's a great idea, I reckon!
We need something BIG... something the likes of which we've never seen before...
Hey, you jes' gave me an idea! I know shure as shootin' what EVIL thing we can unite the 'Merican people against.
Why is everyone looking at me like that?

 

by Drexle
4-25-02
My fellow 'Mericans, it's time now to turn our attention homewardly.
You see, there's a big ol' threat to our morals here on the homefront. Whores.
That's why I urge congress to declare war on whores! Remember, the best part of any war is the wanton rape!

 

by Drexle
4-25-02
We have to do something to keep those polls strong for 2004, Mr. President.
Oh boy, does this mean I get to play with the toy soldiers again?
Uh not exactly. Here's_ what_we_were_thinking: "Times are hard, and they'll only get harder as we go on. The future looks bleak." What most symbolizes the future?
The Children!
Exactly... therefore, our goal should be...
Let's bomb the children!!! Yeeehaw!!!

 

by Drexle
5-25-02
Wow Drexle, you haven't made a comic in over a month!
Look at him out there... squirming in his own pathetic juices!
Broken man = Comedy!
And don't even think you can use that old "the site was down" excuse on us, you uninspired cockjerker! We know the awful truth...
Y-y-you don't love us anymoooooore!!!
It is to weep.

 

by Drexle
5-29-02
I just love Chicago! the lights, the theater, the culture!
The hookers, the crack dealers, the bars named The Manhole.....
*squish*
Speaking of manholes, it sounds like a certain red robot is in town too!

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
Good afternoon Drexle! I'm Connie Chung, and I'm here to talk to you for a few moments!
Connie Chung? Okay, so what do you want?
Well Drexle, it's been a year to the day since you made your first strip on Stripcreator, and we thought it might be interesting to go on a retrospective!
You did? Uhh... why?
Listen bitch, do you want your 15 minutes of fame or don't you?!
Uhh...

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
And here was when I finally realized that making mopey introspective comics really sucks, and to start making robot cornholing_comics.
Okay, enough of that shit about your crappy comics, its time to get down to the real reason I'm here.
Sigh, she gets my hopes up only to leave them dashed on the shores of dissapointment... Typical woman.

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
Ahah! Another mysogynist comment... we've got a theory, and we're going to find out once and for all if its true!
What? That I'm a bitter, lonely man with too much time on his hands, and spends it coming up with lame woman-bashing jokes?
We have it on good authority that you know something about this "fuck" character... rumor has it that you're secretly trolling under his name.
Oh god, not this again! I've already said it's not me... Hell, the last time anyone thought about it was months ago!
Shutup! Either you're fuck, or you know who he is... well we're sick of being "rapped," and we're going to put a stop to it right now!
Bah, don't make me "rap" you right now, you bitch of a whore!

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
There! Proof!!!
What? Just because I quoted the guy? Just because he's funny? Jeez, go fuck off you fucking fuckhole.
Face it, you're one of the most likely suspects.
You know, I'm not the only misogynist stripper on the site... why don't you go bother Kajun for a while?
Meanwhile...
Ach, ooh that tickles me arse!!!
SKIRT MAKES EASY ACCESS FOR TOBOR!!!

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
Let's just say that Kajun is being taken care of as we speak.
So what about evil_d? You know, fuck did use one of his old webpages as a homepage...
What *about* evil_d? When was the last time anyone on this site saw him?
I dunno... a few weeks... since the last crash?
I assure you, we've thorougly exhausted evil_d as a candidate for fuckitude.
I don't think I like where this is going...

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
You're coming with us, Drexle... you know who fuck is. And even if you don't, we're going to have some fun finding out.
And how do you think you're going to do that?
Like this...

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
Hahahaha! Yatta!
(*Bleeding_Internally*)

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
Ugh... my head... where am I?
Voices... who is it?
Hey, it looks like he's waking up! Are you alright man? Speak to me!
It's jest yer immagination, laddie! Drex's deader 'n dirt!
"So bright in here... Who is it?"
He's awake! Thank god!
Awww dammit, ere's yer fuckin' ten dollars, Desc!

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
"Desc? Kajun? Where are we?"
Hell on earth... the asian girls got you too, it seems...
You d'na want to know what we've been through, but I'm sorry ta say that you're gonna faind out real soon.
Oh god, I hear footsteps... hold me Kajun!!!
Git awey from me, ya buggerin' arsed poof!

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
Where are you taking me?
SHUT UP! YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!
SHUT UP! YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!
I gotta go potty!
SILENCE!!!

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
SHUT UP! YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!
SHUT UP! YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!
Stupid Japanese technology...
SHUT UP! YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
Drexle, you are before the international humor crimes tribunal. Do you know why you're here?
Not a clue.
Don't play dumb! You're here for purpetrating sexist activity in comic form! How do you plead?
On my hands and knees.
More bad jokes, and you will be held in contempt of court!
I have nothing but contempt for this court.

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
That's it!!! There will be no trial, you are guilty as charged!
Your sentence will be brutal castration followed by being forcefed your own shrivled testicles and limp little dick! Do you have any last words?
Yeah, I'd like to... Hey, what's that behind you?
Oh, don't think I'll fall for that one, I've been... HELP POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!!!
Oh my god, it's...

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
Taht was sexally satisfying.
It's the Mad Rappist!
Who aer yuo, litle mann?
I'm Drexle, I'm one of your biggest fans!!! Oh my God, I can't believe it's really you!
TEHN BEND OVAR AND SHOW MEE HOW MUHC YOU LOV MEH!!! EH... SUK ME OF LAMER
Awww... fuck!

 

by Drexle
6-01-02
And that's how the mad rappist saved the day!
Ha, ha! ............What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Hey there DexX!
Oh, hi Drexle. What's going on?
Oh, not much... say... I don't guess you've heard about fuck, have you?
Ah, you mean about the money right? I'd heard something about it.
Well, I'll help you find the money, and we can split it evenly... but only on one condition.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I don't work for buttsex... unless I'm the reciever.

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Tempting, but that's not what I was getting at. I want you to bump my forum-users character to the top of your to-do list.
Hmm... and why should I do this thing for you? Why should I be so sure you can help me?
Yuo will trsut me you fuken fuckhoel!!!
Hmmm... interesting point you have there.

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Alright Stripcreator!!! Are you ready to ROCK?!
I said, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
GODDAMMIT, ARE YOU FUCKING READY TO ROCK?!

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Alright, Bongo!!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!
I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU DAMMIT! I SAID, "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!"

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Life... what point is there to it, really? It feels like I'm just doing the same thing day in and day out... and that I'll never be any better_than_what_I_am.
If only there were a sign... if only I knew that there were someone out there for me to measure myself against positively... is there any more wretched_a_soul_than_mine?
Hey suicidal dude, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?!
It's a miracle!!!

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
So you see, fuck is most likely to have left the money inside the twat of an asian girl.
That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Owch I hurt and am reeely sore. Waht is this tis straynge feeleeng I have in my privits?
Well?
You get the coat hanger, and I'll get the vaccum.

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Aaaaah! What aer yuo dooing to mee?
Just hold still, asiangirl this will all be over in a moment.
Well? What did we find?

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Woooohoooo!!! It's the money!!!
Yeah! I'm rich! I'm Rich! I can pay off my college loans!!!
Say, now that I've got $25 million dollars, how much will it take to get a little buttsex?

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Wait, there's something wrong with this money... it looks weird.
Well of course it does, think of where it's been!
No look... check it out.
Hmmm.... You're right... there *is* somethign funny about this money.
I've got a bad feeling about this...

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
5 Doolars__________________________
__IN BICHES OF HOARS WE THRUST_
__________________________Doolars 5

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
You realize we could go to jail for this, right?
I hope you're happy now.
Well I *have* always wanted to see what's inside one of those things!

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Okay this time I have a *really* good idea of where to look. fuck may have pulled one over on us last time, but not again!
Oh God...
If I know fuck, he was always the kind of guy who wanted to "take it with him," as they say...
So you're suggesting that the money is burried with fuck?
Hey, it couln't hurt to check!
No way, I am NOT going to look for the money in fuck's grave. I am NOT listening to you anymore.

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
Well, here we are!
...Why did I listen to you again?
Because you know I'm right. Now come on, let's get digging!
*Sigh...*
So uh... I hope you brought a shovel
I could cry... really, I could.

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
"Youre in my Transmogrification unit Fuck. When you leave there , your urges to rapp will be gone forever."
Oh my God, the Mad Rappist is in trouble!!! I have to save him!
"NO! i am teh mad rappist. i will awlays rapp teh hoars."
But... how can I betray my friend and tagteam partner lara7?
"Aaaaah! I am dieing!"
Aaaaah! I am dieing!

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
"When you come out , youll be a kind , considerate lover who gives me pleasure on command."
What to do?! I can't just abandon my hero in his time of need!
"NEVAR!"
There has to be some solution to this mess...
"And im giving you a 13inch penis , just for kicks."
That's it!!!

 

by Drexle
6-13-02
So, you say you're into some pretty wild kinks eh?
Yeah, but there's one that scares even the kinkiest of women away... Are you sure you can handle it?
Bondage, fisting, scat... I can handle *anything.*
Okay, I'll be back in a minute... but get ready for it Maura... because when I come out...
Except maybe that...
YOU'D BETTER BE READY TO ROCK!!! YEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!

 

by Drexle
6-15-02
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
Nevertheless: "Woof, Woof!"
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Damn I'm hungry... I can't wait for those english muffins to finish toasting...
j00 r comix suxx0rz!!!
DING!
Yes! They're ready! Say... what's that smell?
No, j00r comix suxx0rz!!!
Oh... Fuck!

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Oh holy shit! My fucking toaster oven is on fire!!!
I guess it *didn't* need gasoline to get started!

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Okay, I know there's a fire extinguisher around here somewhere...
Where is it?!
Yes! Here it is!!!

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Oh my god, the flames are spreading!!! Gotta act quick!

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Okay, I pull the pin like this...
(*Click*)
And then I wiggle the little handles like this!!!
(*Click click, click*)
Ummm... or was it like *this?*
(*Click, click... click, click*)

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Like this?
(*Click, click, click*)
Like this?
(*Click, click, click*)
Like this?
(*Click, click, click*)

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Shit, I hope this thing still has propellant after all these years... Okay, the instructions say to do it like...

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
(*Fwoosh!*)
(*Fwoosh!*)
(*PSSSHHHHH!!!*)
(*PSSSHHHHH!!!*)
This!!!

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Hey mom, it's me. Listen, do you have a toaster oven I can use?
Mine kind of.... umm....
Spontaneously Combusted.

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
Yeah, I'm fine.
Did I put the fire out?
If I hadn't put it out, I wouldn't be calling to ask for a new oven, I'd be calling to ask for a new home!

 

by Drexle
6-23-02
So yeah, that's what happened to me today. My toaster oven caught fire.
True, I lost a fine household appliance, but all in all, I think things could have been a whole lot worse... what's that smell?
Awww, fuck!!!

 

by Drexle
6-28-02
Heeeeeellllllp!!!!
(*Zooom!!!*)
Kip, what's wrong? Where are you going?
Ach, coom back 'ere ya foockin' bastahd!!!

 

by Drexle
6-30-02
Niflheim
Muspelheim
Jrnymnheim

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