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by Gryffalio
5-18-06
OMG OMG OMG SWARM IS TEH LEAVING FOR FISH OMG GRYFF GET OUTTA MY GAL
I don't have to play anymore?! :D
*yawn* nice quiet gal... now to give Micha my roids before deleting
Gryff you know Sara's talking BS we aint splitting
Meh... I didn't wanna play this round anyway... fancy a roid? :)

 

by Gryffalio
5-18-06
Gryff you know you could still play... I can still recall
Nah I cba playing and I'm 9/10 of my gal's score now
Well its stupid but I respect your decision *hordes Gryff's roids*
I'm on TV?? :o
shush we're not meant to know the cameras there... Howcome you won't roid me liq? I don't have stinkroids or roidial-herpes you know? :(

 

by Gryffalio
5-18-06
AAAh, nice and relaxing and no ships... I'll just pop off to the shops
Erm... Theres no way off this place... f00k

 

by Gryffalio
5-18-06
Sooo... huuuuungry.......
Oooooh a squirell... F000D!!!!
my eye hurts, who new squirells were so tough :S

 

by Gryffalio
5-18-06
Ey! I'm just picking up some roids
You know I could double the amount of roids if I didn't take these fighters
0.0 f00d!!!

 

by Gryffalio
5-18-06
Dude wtfs up with you thats my nose you bit!
MmMmMmMmM TaStY BaCoN O.O
Next day and micha has gone
I'm sooo hungry
maybe I could make a raf-
mwuhahahaha I'm BACK!

 

by Gryffalio
5-18-06
Doesn't this get old for you?
Meh... I get payed... And I get to see you suffer
Twenty Minutes later
Now what was that?
Gryff pwns me, i dress up in flowery skirts in my free time and... oh i don't believe ths... *OUCH* OK OK and I have bumsex with random 50 yr old men
uhm... what are you doing to him?
Making him confess to stuff he's never done before... It relieves stress very effectively...

 

by Gryffalio
5-18-06
Oh shit... Always teh crap places I get put into...
Oh dear God no o_0
Cheese

 

by Gryffalio
5-20-06
The First Reading is a reading from the book of random guys from a island somewhere to some random prisoner somewhere...
Hmm I wonder why they refuse to make a 2nd series of invasion... The last two episodes were awesome
Moses walked down from a mountain and God pwned him and said "oi n00b quit breaking my commandments >.<"
-Then he shoots him just before the bomb goes off and the building is blown up... Man that would be an AWESOME film, I gotta sell it to a director
Glory to God in the highest and piece... bla bla bla... bla bla... Your all going to Hell... Bla bla...

 

by Gryffalio
5-20-06
And ofc then I said to him "begone newb of Satan there shalt be no more "monies for a n00b"
Wonder whats for tea
and he sent 5,000 Daggers at the Bishop and was all liek "whos da n00b now? o_0" but the bish just kept his fr home, sent the rest to fleetcatch him
Hmm wonder what was with that random letter I got
we were like "yea j00 is teh n00b and we iz teh pwning priests" ofc there are teachings by Jesus to justify my newb-bashing..
Its only been 50 minutes? o_0

 

by Gryffalio
5-20-06
*SIGH*
Sorry

 

by Gryffalio
5-20-06
you DO know we're having a church service here? o_0
Inconsiderate n00b
Actually tbh we all feel the same but we have this secret technique... Goto sleep with your eyes open ^^
aha, thx i'll try that :)

 

by Gryffalio
5-20-06
Another typical day in Velocity
hey look, an allianceless newb who logs on twice a day who is barely my size... quick lets all 3 of us get together and roid him
yeah sounds like a plan
yeah lets go
mwuhahaha we're so totally awesome, 'ard and 1337 its unbelievable
word

 

by Gryffalio
5-20-06
Anyway I'm off... Guess where?
Pub?..... Gaybar?
Yeah
rofl
first one
ok cya Gaighy ^^

 

by Gryffalio
5-20-06
Thats for the gaybar joke
*note to self, Haighy don't take jokes well*
Now i'm off
Your not the greatest of adverts for joining MotE you know :/

 

by Gryffalio
5-21-06
Well you see We've decided to do this new series called Invasion, it should be pretty good
Oh really? Sounds like you guys at ABC are doing nicely for yourselves, both Lost and Invasion.
Well as we moved Invasion about a bit and didn't market it much I guess its just crap.. Not our faults. We'll give it one last chance.
Invasion has been getting more fans every episode and it has tonnes of supporters... But we're gonna cancel it for some random average comedy :/
You know this is why I never want to go to America ever... Your supposed to be clever and expert at your job -.^

 

by Gryffalio
5-22-06
Ten Minutes into exam
*cough*
Fifteen Minutes into exam
*sigh*
Twenty Five Minutes into exam
*begins tapping*

 

by Gryffalio
5-22-06
Thirty Minutes into Exam
*coughs louder*
Shush Git!

 

by Gryffalio
5-22-06
45 Minutes into Exam
*Mutters as he reads the exam*
>=[
EL BASTARDO! GO DO THE REMEDIAL EXAM FFS!!!
sorry :/

 

by Gryffalio
5-22-06
Anyway Rob go sign the petition to save Invasion
KK
Signed yet?
Yup
Whats your comment?
Invasion makes me lovewee in joy because it's one of the few things left on TV worth watching. BRING IT BACK YOU WANKERS!

 

by Gryffalio
5-29-06
*You have an incoming Transmition*
lol guess what I am in DH now? :p
Very happy?
Im Officer of Internal Affairs now, for next round that is...
right and what does that job entail? :/
lol now I wont be annoying anyone about those problems, becuase I wil be incharge of them :p
Jesus why do you allow these things to happen? :(

 

by Gryffalio
5-29-06
recruitment, monitor irc activity, couple other jobs
well with Recruitment don't do another DoW :/
?
half of the new guys there tagged up and attacked other members
oh dam, they did? :/
was hell when a big gal got incs and everybody was complaining cos I wouldn't organise defence for some none-irc-using newb

 

by Gryffalio
5-29-06
Actually tbh it wasn't all, about 90% of the ones you recruited.
well tbh Oli and I werent too much at fault, I could take a little blame, but tbh most of those noobs were with us anyway, And alot of noobs I didnt accept
No i'm not talking about the n00bs with us, there were only 2-3 of THEM who were a problem
Just admit it your shit :/
left sometime midway or early on not long after Chapper's gal disbandoned
yes I know we couldn't defend chappers cos of n00bs who had already sapped our defence

 

by Gryffalio
5-29-06
*is Xplizit* well actually he is just there to give feedback between the HCs and pe0ns
lol
sort of a... flak taker if you will
lmao minister for internal affairs

 

by Gryffalio
5-31-06
lo Micha ^^
nooooo its him!
u think u might be able to play next round or is it too early to say?
...
I was wondering, depending how things go, Fages gal may need u, especially cos my bro and I like to be in same gal + you know Fage, Janus and co.
If I keep my eyes shut and pretend I didn't see him he *MAY* go away

 

by Gryffalio
5-31-06
I was just wondering what galaxies have to do with you next round?
how u mean? BG?
what does Fage's gal or Micha have to do with you?
What kind of question is that?
hmm how about the answerable kind
Micha is in my galaxy atm. Manta is in Fage's that is why, + helping each other out kind of

 

by Gryffalio
5-31-06
trying to unsettle Micha doesn't help anybody
what?? micha knows u guys and i ask him its only possibility
Has it ever occured to you that people might already know what they are doing?
if he does or doesnt that is fine, thats why I ask them.
I am fairly sure Fage knows how to put a galaxy together and also fairly sure that if u wanna kick Micha out he would already have somewhere to go

 

by Gryffalio
5-31-06
of...u ar being a bit harsh now against him
lol I have had to put up with him for 3-4 years so this is my reward for putting up with him until a few months ago ^^
whoo...gryff u scared him!! :o
lol has he said anything more to you? :P
yeah...he more or les appologized for creating problems and that this was not his intention... had to talk everything straight again
PASTE PASTE PASTE!! :D

 

by Gryffalio
5-31-06
dam sry.. this has all come across wrong and confused from my sdie
nah...don't bother...its okay
I think i brought this up too early, but it was possiblity
could have contacted fage and let him ask for himself ;)
k

 

by Gryffalio
5-31-06
but it not like i kicking u or anyone, bc on that side, u are my best and most reliable guy
j
*snigger*
...

 

by Gryffalio
5-31-06
if u read his sentance on either side of you being best and most reliable it reads j/k
he's laughing at you!!!
lol now I know why he sniggered
Btw, I'm not this harsh at anybody for such little reason, I just enjoy being harsh to AUS cos its fun cos he meddles, he is completely up his own arse, he constantly brags...

 

by Gryffalio
5-31-06
Gryff said today he believed Paul Jewell to be a master magician... "watch his team dissapear from League One" he commented.
Boss i'm really not sure you should be praising other teams, especially when we're about to play them
My comment was about them dissapearing due to relegation... They're 17th ffs they're hardly likely to get promoted! o_0
.... I don't get it
Yeah you see thats the reason why I get picked for DC over you... Like that time the keeper shouted "Forte's" + you said "where?" and scored an own goal >.<

 

Four hours later...
and then when theres a n00b that attacks his own fcking alliance and doesn't even use IRC... yep AUS will of recruited him... And then he always goes on about how great he is and
by Gryffalio, 5-31-06

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
I'm back on this desert island...
ofc if i didn't keep dying I wouldn't keep coming back in the middle of no-where :-(
RIV how the hell did u get here? o_0
on that ship... you know that one with the big sign saying "SAIL TO GRYFFS ISLAND DAILY FOR $0.99"

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
.... damn -.-
But he said you have to have $ to sail away from here... and you don't have any money >=]
Bitch
Oh be nice
uhm... yeah... anyway long time no see...
yeah... I brought Bay along too hope u don't mind?

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
'ello love
hello sweat heart
U know I broke a nail on the assault course today and my boss started shouting at me again and I was like OMG
OMG liek really? what did u do?
I started slapping him and said "if you don't have something nice to say don't say anything at all!"
YOU GO BOYFRIEND

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
Anyway i'd like you to meet Gryff
wait a minute... It all makes sense now...
WARNING* FLASHBACKS IMMINENT *WARNING
Whilst talking about a Rammstein song...
Dyou like Seeman?
oh i LOVE seeman... Australian seeman especially...

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
Mwuhahaha we raped this planet good >=]
Yes raped him good... I mean... PLANET... we raped the PLANET good ¬.¬
So howcome you aren't joining SA just cos of some n00b?
he may be a n00b but he means the world to me!
oops I appear to have dropped the soap and just as we were showering too... could you pick it up for me? ppllllllz?
u know they don't pay me to pick soap up, just guard the prison...

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
Oh my... what a big SWORD you have!
erm... yeah it is...
hark... the sound of somebody in pain!
mmmmmm ow oh OH OW YEAH
EEK 0.0
oh... er... hi

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
erm... wtf is that picture... thats a MAN!!!! o_0
erm no it isn't... she's... petite... yeah... and that big lump in the spandex is a.... dildo!!!
ooooh ok... petite.... why the fuck dyou want a piccy of some flat chested ugly lass?
Bay isn't ugly :'(

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
Yes this is a flashback from a previous comic ^^
How do these things happen to me? :-(
I'd say your awful... because your unhappy to be popular, but I guess I'd feel the same... well only if the bloke was ugly too...
Seriously she's like him with female bodyparts :S
you see.. when people do that to me, I just tell them I have a bf already and they usually quit.
Yes this is a flashback from a previous comic ^^
ello *checks Gryff out*
*reads off RIVs convo sheet* I'm sorry but I already have a bf

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
Abit of two timing never hurt anyone ^^
I'M ---===NOT===--- GHEY!!!!!! >.<
WHEW I escaped him....
wait a minute... Howcome RIV says he has a bf if gays check him out? o_0

 

by Gryffalio
6-08-06
yes it all makes sense...
He speaks really quickly to Bay, theres a new drink around called Seeman, he has back problem and can't pick up soap, he has odd tastes in women,
and he frequently misstypes gf as bf.... I SHOULD BE A DETECTIVE!!! ^^ *feels proud*

 

by Gryffalio
6-11-06
dude this is gonna be fucking awesome... bye bye 17:12's fleets >=]
FAGE RECALL FROM 17:12 YOU HAVE A NAP WITH THEM
uhm... since when?
since now
...... why?..........
cos they are joining DH next round... I allow theking certain liberties and this is one of them.

 

by Gryffalio
6-11-06
You do realise what these "liberties" are doing to your memberbase though... right?
Besides this we're not allowed to attack 17:12 yet they defend against us every time we attack Drags?
I am not going to argue over this anymore
Next day
erm... Faaaage?
WHAT NOW DYOU WANT ME TO NAP THE GUY I'M ATTACKING NOW TOO? OR BETTER STILL SHOULD I JUST JOIN DRAGS?

 

by Gryffalio
6-11-06
erm..... sorry
tsch wtf are you sorry about?
aww Fage don't be that way...
Fage... I... I love you... THERE I SAID IT.... I LOVE YA MAN! COME BACK... WE CAN GO TO CANADA AND GET MARRIED!!!... aww he's gone :'(

 

by Gryffalio
6-13-06
Our first day back since the exams...
Okay I want you all to get on with your case studies because come september I'll really hit you hard with some new history
Oh shit he's gonna hit us when we get back :o
... idiot
That September...
Well I said i'd hit you all hard when you got back...

 

by Gryffalio
6-13-06
OUCH
AAAIIIIEEEE!!
OW!
OOOMPH
Hold Still this won't hurt a bit!
NO WAY!

 

by Gryffalio
6-13-06
*thud*
ugh I think i'm gonna pass out
I DID warn you... did you listen? nooooo... seems like I was the only one smart enough to skip that lesson ^^

 

Sooo... Did any of you pick up on the HUGELY OBVIOUS hints yet from revelations? ^^
by Gryffalio, 6-15-06

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