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by HCRoyall
7-23-05
African American!
Irish American!
Spanish American!
Japanese American!
Scandinavian American!
Cornhole American!

 

Thanks to downsizing at Stripcreator, Tobor was forced into servitude as a coporate drone...
RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLE TPS REPORTS!
I hear ya, buddy. Don't get me started on those marketing spreadsheets, either.
by HCRoyall, 7-23-05

 

by HCRoyall
7-23-05
OMFG! A mint set of Nny comics!
... and I don't see why so many people hate Yaoi, I mean, it's like, so pure...
What. The. Fuck...
... so I'm telling him why he should stop being so hateful, and he calls me like a fangirl fag-hag! Can you believe it!
I'd worry about witnesses, but no one would ever care...
I mean, I can't believe those guys at the Penny Arcade booth got so uptight when I asked for a Yaoi pick of Gabe and Tycho! They were like, so mean, too!

 

by HCRoyall
7-25-05
What's the difference between a lawyer and a mass-murderer like myself?
Mass murderers can still ask for forgiveness.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's funny because it's true!

 

by HCRoyall
7-26-05
I had a 2 GB flash drive stolen out of my work computer the other day. Not only am I pissed that I paid $95 for the thing, but it alo contained a lot of personal work.
I complained to the proper authority, but there's no telling how long the proper channels will take and if they'll even get an answer for me.
Whatever happened to the good old days when they violated everyone's privacy and searched your belongings for someone else's missing stuff?

 

The last person to be eaten will win $1,000,000!!
by HCRoyall, 7-26-05

 

by HCRoyall
7-26-05
I go on Leave in 10 days, and suddenly everyone's worried something will happen to me on the flight. Honestly, what could happen?

 

by HCRoyall
7-26-05
I found out your car doesn't float, Gene. I'm disappointed in your choice of make and model.
What all does your insurance cover Gene? Is acid considered an Act of God?
Your sister gives awful head Gene. I had to put her out of her misery.
It's the law Gene. Now roll in those fish guts and jump in the shark tank.
Good news Gene! I gave your house up to charity!

 

by HCRoyall
7-27-05
...so I said "If, according to Jung's theories, those urges are psychological manifestations of my Shadow Self, it certainly sheds some light on the situation!"
Ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
7-27-05
...so I said...
Just stop right there. All you do is say something obscure, technical, and completely incomprehensible, and I laugh, then say "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Haven't you ever wondered if there's more to life than this? Something beyond our inane banter? Something more important? Something deeper and more rewarding?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
7-27-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
You're plotting against me, aren't you?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
7-27-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Hehe...
Heh...
C'mon, man! Don't Bogart the bowl!

 

by HCRoyall
7-28-05
One day at the ranch...
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
But seriously, I can't believe that bitch won't allow me my weekly visitation rights!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
7-28-05
One day at the ranch...
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Just keep looking over there, my sweet...

 

by HCRoyall
7-28-05
One Day at the ranch...
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
And it was right about then that I beat him to death with a wiffle bat...
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
7-28-05
One day at the ranch...
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
I still can't believe you nailed Becky Hawkins on Prom night.
You're never going to let me live that down, are you?

 

by HCRoyall
7-28-05
...so then I said "Those niggers aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
You racist bastard!

 

by HCRoyall
7-28-05
I found myself reading Megatokyo after reading through the comics of one arbitrary aardvark. I've been slacking off at work even more than usual because of it.
Damn you arbi! You blew it up! Well, that last part isn't true, but... Damn you to Hell!

 

by HCRoyall
7-29-05
Great Hazunda, I offer you this copy of American Idiot as tribute. Impart to me your wisdom.
CHAR NOT THE SKIN, FOR IT SHALL TAINT THE FLAVOR OF THE MEAT.
AND IT SHALL BE IN THE TENTH MONTH THAT THE FAITHFUL SHALL AWAKEN TO THEIR JUST REWARDS, AND THE SKIES SHALL RAIN WITH THE FRIED FLESH OF POULTRY...
Hokay then... Wake me up When September Ends.

 

by HCRoyall
7-29-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Actually, if you hook them up to a quantum wave-generator, they will generate gravitons by themselves.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
7-29-05
...So then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Okay, I'm done stalling.
RAAR!

 

by HCRoyall
7-29-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
::bubble::
::blink::
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
7-29-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
So...
Joke was funny, but you still not getting freebie!

 

On the set of Anal Adventures XXXIV...
All right, this is the money scene right here. You know what you gotta do, right Big Red?
Tobor knows cornholing. ::bow chicka bow wow::
by HCRoyall, 7-30-05

 

by HCRoyall
8-01-05
...so then I said "Those rotor tubines aren't going generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
You're still not getting that love doll for Christmas.
Dammit!

 

by HCRoyall
8-01-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
And in the Century of the Dawn shall come a Great Leader, and he shall speak all the tongues of Man. And under this Leader the world shall find the True Path...
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
8-01-05
...so then I sad "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
You should really try the casserole I brought. I made it with extra Love.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
8-01-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
I don't know how to read...
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
8-01-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Laugh at me again and I'll cut you just like I did Big Manny.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
8-01-05
I was in an independent film back in college, you know.
That was the security footage from when you killed the staff of a jewelry store.
In a film, Caught on film. Poh-tay-toh, poh-tah-toh.

 

by HCRoyall
8-01-05
March 2003
Why are you worried about being deployed? The media lies, kid! The war'll be over before you get out of training!
Today
I hate you, so very, very much...

 

Why is everyone staring at me?
by HCRoyall, 8-01-05

 

Hey! How'd the interview at the drug company go?
I got the job! I'm The New Test Leper!
by HCRoyall, 8-02-05

 

by HCRoyall
8-02-05
Golly Rascist Man! Who could have so atrociously murdered this hobo?
Using my powers of Super Racial Profiling, I'd say it must be the work of Professor Melanin, my arch nemesis and th only person who knows my secret identity!
Do you think he's still around?
Hi, Eric!
Oh No!

 

by HCRoyall
8-04-05
My highest rated comic is a "5".
What's sad is that this actually seems to help my self esteem...

 

by HCRoyall
8-04-05
One day at the ranch...
... so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
I have a confession to make. I'm really a man...
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
8-04-05
One day at the ranch...
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
You ever had a dog lick peanut butter off of your balls?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
8-04-05
I started doing a "Cowboy Physics Revisited" Theme a little while ago.
Now I see strippers like DX and Injokester doing what appear to be additional plays on that theme. Coincidence?
Yeah, probably.

 

by HCRoyall
8-05-05
I have noticed, with the exception of a few of my Cowboys Revisited strips, the copious amount of Suck in my comics.
I honestly don't know what you expect me to do about it.

 

by HCRoyall
8-05-05
Jehovah's witnesses would always come to my door at 5 AM on Sundays. I'd tell them no and they'd be back the next week anyway.
I've always had dogs. At the time I had three big dogs that weren't fond of strangers. You do the math.
I got to sleep in on Sundays after that. Until the Mormons got smart and started bringing dog biscuits with them...

 

by HCRoyall
8-05-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
Will you marry me?
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

And you too can own this wonderful collection of tribal melodies for only nine easy payments of $19.99!
You'll feel just like you were being cooked and eaten alive by real life cannibals!
by HCRoyall, 8-05-05

 

by HCRoyall
8-05-05
Heeeeeeere's Johnny! Get ready to DIE!
AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
Wait...
*heart attack*
Oh, silly me. I got the wrong address again. Sorry.

 

RAAR! Tobor go where many men have gone before!
What if "nigger" meant "cornhole"?
by HCRoyall, 8-11-05

 

by HCRoyall
8-11-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
That guy on the oatmeal box scares the shit out of me...
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
8-26-05
I'm back! Did you miss me?
No.
Can't talk.
T.V.
Vote for your American Idol now!

 

by HCRoyall
8-27-05
One day at the ranch...
...so then I said, "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
And for my next trick, I'm going to pull a rabbit out of my hat!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

Aliens: Curious scientists from afar? Or space-faring perverts with an ass-rape fetish?
by HCRoyall, 8-27-05

 

by HCRoyall
8-29-05
Well, I'm back from R&R.
Someone trashed your area in the barracks while you were gone.
What?!
And I had to clean it up, so if it happens again I'm recommending you for extra duty.
Wait, that doesn't make any sense at all!
I could always give you extra duty right now...

 

by HCRoyall
8-29-05
There are three types of Stripcreators: The Bad, who range from horrible to barely mediocre, like myself...
What if nigger meant...
...the Good, which encompasses the majority of donors and is mostly composed of those who have been here a good while...
My cat's theories on space-time are a purr-fect example of fuzzy logic...
...and then there are the fucks...
RAPP!!

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