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by HotRodDeathToll
2-07-06
DAD!
Yes, son?
It's nearly easter you're going to have to buy me heaps of chocolate eggs.
I'm sorry boy but were too poor to buy chocolate eggs for you this year
We can only give you home-made, cream-filled chocolate eggs.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-07-06
So you're asian right?
One quarter
I could tell because you were good at maths

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-07-06
We got heaps of new kids this year!
Yep, and most of them are asians too!
And i thought i would get top marks in maths this year

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-07-06
Are you the new kid?
No, I'm the english teacher
Give me $5 and you will survive here for at least three days

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-10-06
Ahem, is that you jesus?
Yes, it is I
I have come for the spot...
I know I can read minds
Then what am I thinking now?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
I found a pen in my pen case
WOW! Was it a BIC?
Yep
Cool
Oops false alarm it was just a parker pen.
That sucks

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
Sir, you're glasses are crooked!
I know
You should fix it so it isn't crooked
Why?
Because you look like a geek
What does that matter?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
You're glasses are crooked again
I know
Do you even need glasses?
No
Then why do you wear them.
So i can look cool

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
Hey man
hey 28
You're really good at roller blading you should join the roller ball team.
I can't okay
Why not?
Because if i did it instantly the movie wouldn't last as long

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
Do want to join the team now?
Wait a little while longer
10 seconds later
Okay i'll join

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
I can't believe we're going to Tokyo to play roller ball!
Roller ball?
Yep
Damnit!
What?
Havn't you ever seen a budget movie? You have to say stuff even if it doesn't make sense!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
Here we are in Tokyo
Quickly take your clothes off
Why?
In budget movies you have to if you want to earn heaps of money

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
What the hell has happened?
The director ran out of money so we're going to have to film the rest of the movie in the dark
How are we supposed to know what's going on?
It doesn't matter, no one is going to be able to see what's happening

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
What are we supposed to do now?
Just kill everyone you see
Why is that ?
The director couldn't think of any better ideas for an ending

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
Hello John
Hi Jake
Let's be friends
Best Friends

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
Hello Jael! It's me John Faunders
Oh hello, Please do come in
These are my kids, Jason and Peter
Well i guess two wrongs make a right

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
Did you see the new kid?
Nope, Is he a nerd of any sort?
More than that, his dad works at the nuclear physics lab in Newton so he's really retarded.
Cool
Earlier...
My name is Billy

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
What's your favourite movie?
Predator 2
Why's that?
Because I wrote it

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-11-06
So Timmy, if you could have one wish what would it be?
I would wish I was a bird
Why is that? Is it so you can fly and be free?
No, it's because I want to be able fly around and give everyone bird flu

 

Why thehell do we have to do this every sunday?
I dunno, punishment?
by HotRodDeathToll, 2-13-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-13-06
This funeral blows!
Let's go dig a grave!
later...
What do you do if one of the dead people is alive?
I found a toothbrush

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-13-06
Satan, I think I lead a good life. I'll do anything to get out of here..
Anything?
Yes anything
EVEN SELL YOUR SOUL?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-15-06
I see one!!!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-16-06
♫ I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love♫
Money can buy me love though
How much? 5 bucks?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-16-06
Cheney shot some guy while quail hunting with a shotgun, he really is a Dick!
How terrible!
That reminds me, wanna take the teacher hostage with a BB
Okay

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-16-06
I learnt today that the Queen controls us all
But she can't give a stuff about Australia anyway

 

That's not my cup of tea
by HotRodDeathToll, 2-17-06

 

You're as slow as a snail!
by HotRodDeathToll, 2-17-06

 

♫ FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY YUMMY♫
That was beautiful. You should join the choir
by HotRodDeathToll, 2-17-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-17-06
Hello class! I am your new geography teacher.
Today we will be learning about sex and how to have sex. Can I please have a volunteer
The next day...
We got you easy this time, mate.
And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-18-06
What happened last night? I totally forgot!
You didn't smoke one puff or drink one drop.
DAMNIT!
All those drugs i didn't do must have gone to my head.

 

Mornin'
What? Did your grandpa die?
by HotRodDeathToll, 2-20-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-20-06
My name is Timmy and i'd like to be class president
So if you vote for me you will get a blowjob from me! And if you don't like blowjobs I could always take it somewhere else. Or if sexual inuendo is not your kind of thing you can always just kiss me.
It's a win/win situation

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-20-06
MISS, when will class president elections be?
Tommorow recess
How will it be judged?
Aplaus-o-meter

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-20-06
So the school has an applause-o-meter?
No , it's just Ms. Reti judging by the loudness of each applause.
Meanwhile...
Getting your ears ready for the election tommorow.
Yes, my doctor says my infection will be gone in three weeks

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-20-06
*APPLAUSE*
Vote for me, Timmy.
*a couple of claps*
Vote for me, Stanley.
I would say thats a tie so we are going to have to leave it until next year.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-23-06
KILL ALL CHURCHIES!!!
That didn't turn out the way it was supposed to.
I know. So what do we do now?
I dunno. Come make love with me in the car i guess

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-24-06
Hello and welcome to tonights program. Today pope john paul has come back to life after being on life support for about 200 years.
*mumble mumble mumble*
The pope in front of his servant says give me some 'hot ladies and a ten packets of condoms just in case the hospital get's flooded.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-24-06
Hello and welcome to another installment of Banana Juice News.
A young teenager has had an amazing discovery. He is the first person to have the virgin mary on his penis. We had a few words with him.
So what's it like to have the virgin mary on your penis?
It's terrible you always get all these old preists wanting to suck you off.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-25-06
National park zoo
This here is a horse, a wild horse.
This here is an owl. It is nocturnal.
Here is my personal favourite the killer bunny. It's okay he's only killed a couple of tourists

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-27-06
I just finished reading 1984
I haven't read it yet what is it like?
THERES SEX IN IT!
So it's good?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
2-27-06
Today in english we learnt about palindromes.
And my favourite one is 'sex'

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-03-06
Hi Steve
Hello Mike!
I thought of a good movie idea, about 'Men with no testicles'
I'm going to be be the main star.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-03-06
Mr. Bush! The people of america are catching on
They are aware that we knew that hurricane katrina was going to hit new orleans well before it happened, you could get fired. What should we do?
hmmm
As President, I'd like to announce that we have decided to declare war on the atlantic ocean!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-04-06
During a hostage attampt in bar, in New York
Do not fear me, Mr. Terrorist, I am unarmed. I'd just like to make a few negotiations, thats all.
I HAVE A BOMB DON'T COME ANY CLOSER
Can you please just let out the children, i mean they have a future they have to go to school and they already have a hard enough life. So please let the the children out.
Okay
Oh thankyou, that was a good gesture, thanks a lot what a lovely gesture mmm so nice
?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-04-06
Mr. Terrorist, the seniors must be tired from standing up for so long.
You should let themout now. Please. Pretty please with a cherry on top. I'll be your best friend.
FINE!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-04-06
Thanks Mr. Terrorist. That was a very kind gesture. That's very Good.
You see those bar stools, they look very tired after being here all day do you think you could just let them out. Please.
Okay
Oh thankyou. those stools must be relieved.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-04-06
Mr. Terrorist, could you please let the other two terrorists out of the bar.
hmmm
Please, they have a future, and they need to rest.
Okay then-- bakalakadaka

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-04-06
Please Mr. Terrorist!
Could you be nice enough to let me out, i've had a hard day you know and my life is so hard i could kill myself
Okay i'll let you live

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-04-06
THAT'S ENOUGH PEOPLE LET OUT NOW!

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