All comics by MaKK_BeNN

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by MaKK_BeNN
5-01-04
Hey, how's the voting going?
Close the door you idiot! This is a secret election!
What's wrong...GOT SOMETHIN TA HIDE??
Secret elections are one of the protections of a representative democracy!
I don't think the founding fathers intended to protect your right to jerk off in the voting booth.
I can do whatever I want in here, I'M A REGISTERED INDEPENDENT!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-01-04
You are impossible to argue with, and there's no point in arguing with you, I'm through with you, and I'm leaving you. Bye.
Oh my god boorite and I are internet-married!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-01-04
I thought you left me forever.
This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-01-04
I've decided to be more understanding of your thoughts and feelings.
Thank you! That's all I ask.
Because I know liberals are weak and needy like that.
I'm gone.
He'll be back.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-06-04
Here we see George W. Bush crashing a plane into the World Trade Center Tower 2
Here we see the aftermath which made George W. Bush dance with glee.
Here's the prison where I would be rotting away in any other country if I said things like this there.
The Magical World of Disney does not wish to market your movie at this point in time.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-06-04
You know Rush, you and I are a lot alike. We both appeal to the extreme elements of our base, and we both try to speak to the middle and reinforce their party beliefs.
I have over 10 million listeners daily.
*sniff* *choke* mm fried banana sandwich *sob* *cry* eating fills the void *moan*
Also I lost a bunch of weight.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
5-10-04
****** ran over **** ****!
DAWG THAT IS ********!
****?
Tell me about it.
Well, **** **** until ******* ****.
LOL

 

by MaKK_BeNN
6-06-04
What do you get when you slice a baby open?
An erection!
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