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by Rabid_Weasle
4-29-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
NO NO NO! YOU'RE THINKING OF THE OTHER BUM RAPING CHARACTER!!!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-03-04
I'm not the bloody messiah, so piss off!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-03-04
Oops.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-09-04
Hey! Did you see the beer tap they installed over there! Pretty sweet, eh?
That's not a beer tap, that's a water cooler.
Oh...
I thought they were putting American beer in there.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-14-04
One day at the office...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
Ya fired!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-14-04
Hey! What the hell is wrong with you? I thought you said you were going to stay clean!
Wh-what are you talking about?
Look at your eyes, they're redder than a tomato, you've been doing drugs again!
N-No I wasn't!
I-I just have some crack in my eyes!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-16-04
I'll give you five bucks to call me a bastard.
You BASTARD!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-19-04
Oh god! You just sprayed warm, sticky clam chowder, aaaall over my face!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
5-30-04
Hey, do you remember that time we killed a guy?
Uhhh... I think so. Refresh my memory.
Let us never speak of this again.
Agreed.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-10-04
That's right, it is I... Jeffrey Dahmer! Freshly returned from the frozen depths of hell!
Frozen? I thought Hell was a wasteland of fire and brimstone?
Well... it was up until a couple weeks ago...
"... but then a team from Florida actually won the Stanley Cup."
I'm so excited I might break my hip! ................................ Where am I?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-10-04
You know, I really hate Nickelback
I think I'm going to strangle Chad Kroeger with more than two extension chords.
Just for the irony.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-13-04
Isn't it ironic that these days I'm more of an individual by not getting a tattoo.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-16-04
I'm gonna come over there and rape you!
Yeah, I'd like to see you fly across the world to come and rape me.
That's what UPS is for!
Open up! Here comes the brown, bitch!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-21-04
o/ "There she goes, there she goooes again!" o/
Why are they using this song for a birth control pill commercial?
What the hell are they trying to say?
"Oh great, the whore is fucking again."

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-26-04
You know, I'm probably never gonna find love. I'll probably just end up losing my virginity to some whore.
Hey now, don't say that.
C'mon... how about I "cheer you up".
See, I told ya so.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-26-04
You're completely paralyzed from the waste down, right? Does that mean that you cannot have an erection?
I'm sorry to say that you're correct.
Hey man, that's ok.
Right now I've got enough erection for the both of us.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-26-04
Yo dawg! Check out that phat bling! That shit is totally off the hook!
Silly wigger...
...bling is for brothers.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
6-30-04
I think I might be pregnant.
Yeah, and I think I might have a ham sandwich for lunch, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-26-04
xXx Scene 1, Take 1. Aaaaand action.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
7-26-04
Oh man... I can't believe I drank the whole bottle... I can't even remember what I did last night...
What the hell is this in my kitchen...
...and that is how America came to be.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-11-04
Know what time it is?
No, what?
Time to not win the Comic Comptetion!
lewl!
lewl!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-17-04
Who does your hair?
My mommy!
Oh...
I'm sorry your mother is mentally retarded.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-17-04
I don't think he's coming back.
Yeah, I think you're right. C'mon let's get out of here.
Hey! I got that five doll... where'd they go?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-17-04
Hey, how's it going?
Bitch.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-19-04
Jesus has requested I bring him some small cups.
What for?
Jesus wishes to drink his Japanese rice wine.
Oh, for Christ's sake!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-04
I don't like Micheal Moore because he hates America!
He does? That's crazy!
I mean, Sister Golden Hair? That's a good tune!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-24-04
Hey boo, I've been meaning to ask you for a while... but... what's with the lack of pants?
What do you mean...?
Oh for crying out loud! How long have I been like this? Why didn't you assholes say anything?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-24-04
So then I says, "Them pants ain't gonna put themselves back on"
Haha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-26-04
Welcome back to Behind The Strippers. This week we're taking a look at the now infamous "Rabid-Disi" or "Umfum-weasle" duo.
When we last left, they had just finished their fourth movie, had their own line of clothes and a cartoon by Nickelodeon and things didn't seem like they could get any better for the pair of jokers.
"Little did they know they were going to get worse..."
Yeah it was about this time that umfum's drinking problem started up. At first it wasn't so bad, but after a while it really got in the way of things.
Reenactment.
Wait... so if you have seven rums and I have three vodkas. And you mixed two rums with coke and one with 7-up... and I drank one vodka... and you gave me two rums, one with coke...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-26-04
Oh, I bet you he blamed it all on my drinking "problem", right?
Well take it from me, I really know what the final nail in the coffin was!
Reenactment.
For Christ's sake, if he says wangs one more bloody time, I swear to god!
*ahem*

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-10-04
...man, if my kid ever acted like that I'd take my belt off...
Wait! You mean you beat your kids!
No... let me finish!
And then I'd fuck my wife and try again.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-10-04
Hi, I'm not BigEvilDan.
Make love to me! Now!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-17-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
Disco sucks.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-17-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
Yer penis is small and could never possible please a women. And sexual pleasure is what I'm getting at, pilgrim.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-17-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
Technically this area is zoned as an unspecified local municipality. And as such the term town is an incorrect adjective to describe this here section of land we is enganging in.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-17-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
I love taffy.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-17-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
I once masturbated to the thought of a beautiful woman. I then later found out the woman to be a man. I have never engaged in the act of self-stimulation since.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-17-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
Would you like to come over to my house for fresh bumbleberry pie?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-18-04
Hey is it just me... or does that pirate look like he's got a steering wheel in his pants?
You know what... I think you're right. I'm gonna go ask him about it.
Hey, uhhh... what's that thing in your pants?
Arrr! Drives me nuts!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-19-04
That was fun.
Woo! Yeah!
Here comes the money shot!
I want to do a gay porn.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-20-04
I want to do a gay porn.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-20-04

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-20-04

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-20-04

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-20-04
That was fun.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-20-04
I now pronounce you man and wife!
This is the greatest moment of my life.
Nothing can ruin this moment.
Arrr! AIDS continues to claim the lives of countless children in war-torn African countries.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-24-04

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-24-04
Hey Dan.
Hey Brad.
How big is your penis?
It's...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-27-04
Hey, who are you wearing?
Steve.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-30-04
You are silly.
And you smell!
Remember kids, nothing's funnier than politics!

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