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by RedfeatheR
5-13-07
*sigh* ....... Red ....... You know what I miss about the blow jobs from my old Boyfriend?
What?
Getting them

 

by RedfeatheR
5-16-07
Face it Death, you're nothing. You'll never be as good as your brother, Life. Your mother was right. I should have never married such a fucking reject rumpdump like you!!!
BUT NO! I said, "I'm sure he'll turn out" What a Goddamn moron I turn out to be! The only one dumber in this world is fucking you, you ratbastard finkleshit!!!
When will you ever change? When are you ever going to straiten your shit! You are worthless. You are worth less than a shadow weighs, you boney fuck-a-loo nutsack blemish!!!

 

by RedfeatheR
5-18-07
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Can I still jerk it?
A little

 

Not for us but for those who paid for your rights with their lives
~~~~HCRoyall~~~~ ~~~O.I.F. III~~~ ~~(1/05)-(1/06)~~ ARMY
~~~RedfeatheR~~~ ~~~ O.I.F. II ~~~ (2/4/04)-(10/8/04) ~~O.I.F. III~~ (8/30/05)-(3/26/06) USMC
by RedfeatheR, 5-28-07

 

by RedfeatheR
6-04-07
So I get to go to heaven even though I'm gay?
Sure, why the fuck wouldn't you?
cause...
Doesn't the Bible have conclusive evidenc--
THAT FUCKING BOOK HAS CAUSED MORE TROUBLE THan--!!! ... ....~SIGH~ .... Listen... just shut your cock-holster, put your dick skinner in mine and follow me into the kingdom

 

by RedfeatheR
6-04-07
This is the section for babies who were aborted. And here is the section for those who hate Jews but are also Astros fans. And here is the...
You know what...
I'll let you know when we get to the "Stare at my ass" section

 

by RedfeatheR
6-04-07
I still can't believe I'm here. Who would've thought a gay guy from St. Louis. would make it here
St. Louis huh...
... go to hell right now ...
wher-- WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!
Bienvenue dans l'enfer ! Avez-vous un compte avec Stripcreator ?

 

by RedfeatheR
6-11-07
Why Robofficebot, do you steal my paper
I take your paper, Derek, because I need it more than you. I have, however, the common damn courtesy to leave your virginity cleanly intact.

 

by RedfeatheR
6-11-07
Stop it
I'm not looking again
Ma'am, your baby is dead

 

by RedfeatheR
6-11-07
Don't take the extra staples... You'll never need them...
hmmm.... nah
I'm sure you'll have this sorted out presently
Goddamn, God

 

by RedfeatheR
6-11-07
Eat my stool
Which stool?
Alright

 

by RedfeatheR
6-11-07
You will
I will not
You WILL... or else I'll rape a child
I will N--
Your child Charlie... I'll rape your child
fuck you

 

by RedfeatheR
6-14-07
I'll do it!
Do it
I mean it, I'll really do it!!!
Do it
I'm not fucking around, Porter! I'll do it!!!
Are we going to shoot the shit or what?!!

 

by RedfeatheR
6-14-07
Fuck use to mean "Strike"
Bullshit
No, really! It's been documented as early as the 16th century and even in Shakespeare's play, "Henry V". Pistol threatens to "firk" a soldier
You liar
If I'm lyin' may God fuck me dead
God has better things to do than you

 

This bar sucks. So does this one- OO! Hey, this one is pretty!
by RedfeatheR, 6-15-07

 

by RedfeatheR
6-19-07
You're flushing your career down the toilet Robert
yessir
You better roll up your sleeves and start getting your shit together
I'm not sure I'm follow--
And stop all your pissing and moaning
yessir

 

by RedfeatheR
6-26-07
You can't use the word "Prejewdice" with out mentioning a Jew
A what?
A jew
Bless you
no... No, I curse Jews

 

by RedfeatheR
6-27-07
I love you... always have
Your lips are moving involuntarily Steve
Hw abt *huh* kss?
I'm only hearing consonants Steve
Plicks ks mmh ffh fffcks sk!

 

by RedfeatheR
6-27-07
Hhh sht!!!
FF!
Hm?
FF! fffF! FF! Fffff!
OOoooOoh, I get it. A lawn sprinkler, right?

 

by RedfeatheR
6-27-07
Oh yeah, Seth? Check this shit out
hhhHHHH HHAAAAAAAA UUUHHHHHHHhhhhh
What the fuck do you think of that?
It's uncanny. JUST like a crowd of 50,000. I owe you a Coke, Jack.

 

by RedfeatheR
6-27-07
Yes?
hhhhhhhuuhh
Fucking pervert!!!
hhhiissshhuueeehhh
SHhhT!!!

 

I made this comic on my new iPhone. It was both easy and hard.
Hey! Just like you red!
by RedfeatheR, 6-29-07

 

by RedfeatheR
6-30-07
Do you know anything at all Fuck-If-I-Know Goblin?
shit yeah

 

Happy Independence Da-
NOT so fast...
by RedfeatheR, 7-04-07

 

by RedfeatheR
7-06-07
Leah me tell somthian to joo, joo Jew
Did you just say, "Toojoojoojoo"?
Thfuck joo jus say main?
You said, "Toojoojoojoo"
t--Toojoojoojoo?
HA! Yeah that's it!! Now try it really fast

 

by RedfeatheR
7-08-07
And the award for most likey to pull his sword out in stupor rage when he accepts this award goes to... "Derrick Metaknight !"
yehHAAA AAHGGGHH!! AHHhaahaeeerrr...
*ahem*
Nice try fuckers. You almost had me

 

by RedfeatheR
7-16-07
Were you listening to The Tron's story, Starscream?
What?
So you have no frame of reference here, Starscream. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
I am the walrus.
Shut the fuck up, Starscream! You're out of your element! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Did he pee on the Tron's rug?

 

What's this?!
by RedfeatheR, 7-19-07

 

by RedfeatheR
7-25-07
Damn these things. I can never remember my license plate number
I have one of those custom tags
yeah? ...hm... what's yours say?
HAS * HIV
I will never forget that

 

by RedfeatheR
7-28-07
I've done the math... I make a comic every 69 hours... ALL of which are as uproarious as this one
Actually, they're more like mandingo's... which is NO coincidence
That ratbastard makes up every funny comic he rips off of me

 

by RedfeatheR
7-30-07
So you wouldn't do Ronald McDonald?
RONALD SOFTENS RAGMORT'S DICK
... WITH FINE LOTIONS AND OILS FROM BATH AND BODY

 

by RedfeatheR
8-02-07
My ex-girlfriend once said that Aly and AJ are as talented as Bach and Mozart
WHAT?
What did you say?
I said she was my EX didn't I?

 

by RedfeatheR
8-02-07
Oh man, I love this movie... aahhhh, Braveheart
Don't worry I get those all the time... It'll come to you
What?
The name of the movie
But... ... but I'm watching... Braveheart
Is it Highlander? It sounds like Highlander

 

by RedfeatheR
8-05-07
Regrets? I've had a few, But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do, And saw it through without exemption.
~sigh~
I planned each charted course -

 

by RedfeatheR
8-06-07
Hi mayd jew brinksfest Fuhk-her
No hard vheelings for ven you puud day peenice een miiy faced add nighdtimes
Eeez dat zoggy sugarz all over dee top ov de jeerios?
Eeed up

 

Your momma's dick is this small
No it's no--... DAMMIT!
by RedfeatheR, 8-06-07

 

Jour mommas eez day pigwhore smelly fayce
by RedfeatheR, 8-06-07

 

Your momma's soo pissed that she grounded you
by RedfeatheR, 8-06-07

 

YOUR MOMMA'S SO DISLIKED THAT SHE HAS CONSTANT JOKES TOLD ABOUT HER TO YOU
by RedfeatheR, 8-06-07

 

by RedfeatheR
8-09-07
Oh no! Farmer Bob is at it again!
What? Raping the cow?
noo... that's his son
Raping the horse?
No, that's his daughter. He's the one just standing there watching
oh... Why is he punching himself in the stomach?

 

by RedfeatheR
8-16-07
I'm sorry officer. This is my first time speeding. I won't do it again.
what?
You're parked in the middle of the street

 

by RedfeatheR
8-16-07
Well, we better get to saving these African babies from dying
Do babies truly live?
They eat, drink, and suck tits at the same time
If that's not living, I dont know what the hell is

 

Is it hard finding twinkies your age?
Yes, but I am when I do
by RedfeatheR, 8-16-07

 

by RedfeatheR
8-18-07
...I was amid horrid screams for mercy
AND NO FUNNY STUFF! I FUCKING HATE JOKES
Oh my God... Lou?
Oh its YOU! You low down mattress stain. You tipped me a sourdough cookie for Christmas that was more sweet that sour, you ratshit!!!
Lou Rawls?!

 

*** crabby has left #stripcreator.
Thank God! Finally!!! And who might you be?
Hi I'm lildeucecoup
by RedfeatheR, 8-19-07

 

by RedfeatheR
8-22-07
Why, hello!
Dr. Acula I presume?
Yes, yes come right in. I wasn't expecting you for another hour
Well, we like to be early
Don't mind these. Just drying used maxi-pads for the winter

 

by RedfeatheR
8-27-07
Are you a bush supporter?
Me? Hell no, I'm voting Democrat. Hilary's gonna make history
So you're a bush suppoter
No. I said I'm voting for Hilary

 

by RedfeatheR
9-05-07
Welcome to the club!!! How did it feel spending $648 with tax, huh?
I dunno. I just waited 2 months and got it for $399
Jim?
You dropped your iPhone Jim

 

by RedfeatheR
9-06-07
Guess the fuck what! Everyone was pissed about the new iPhone price drop and complained to Steve Jobs
Like threatening castration?
Yep! That was covered in paragraph 3 of my 68 page rant...... One for every day it was priced at $599... Anyway, I'm gonna get a $100 credit at the Apple Store now!!!!
But you're still out $100. Why are you so happy?
Well it's like I got fucked but I'm not bleeding
iGetit

 

by RedfeatheR
9-08-07
GODAMMIT BRAD!!! TOBOR CORNHOLES ALL DAY AND YOU DO NOTHING?! TOBOR BETS YOU DID NOT EVEN FEED TOBOR'S FISHES
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*ACK* What's this white stuff floating down?
This food sticks to your gills

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