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by Wilgo
7-20-05
Floating
Cell

 

by Wilgo
9-12-05
I liked the way you made that scrambled eggs this morning.
Yes, thanks.
And that orange juice was so fresh. How'd you get it so fresh?
I squeezed.
Do you know how to make quiche?
No.

 

by Wilgo
9-12-05
How many roads does it take?
I don't know. All I know is that John Williams has little to do with anything.
John Williams is responsible for every motion picture score worth mentioning since the 70s.
That's fucking retarded. I don't buy it.
Whatevs. You know, though, I am still lost. How many roads?
Three.

 

by Wilgo
9-12-05
It is not a question of moraity verus faith, but rather the church versus state.
I already said I'm not contibuting to this..
Why the hell not?
Because of daft radical thinking like that..
That's bull-shit.
You're bull-shit.

 

by Wilgo
9-16-05
Hm. I hate BBQs.
You mean like, backyard barbacues?
No like, even if it's an indoor one, I hate them all.
I don't mind backyard barbacues, but, uh, I reckon I've never been to an indoor barbacue.

 

by Wilgo
9-16-05

 

by Wilgo
9-19-05
So I'd have to say this atmoshpere here is real nice and pleasing. No?
No.
!!!
I'd like to go south, actually. Migrate, that is, like somewhere far...
With other birds?
No, alone, you idiot.

 

by Wilgo
9-19-05
...and, and, like your not even getting anything that I am ever saying, and it's just, uh...
?!?
...Real godamn upsetting! and why d'you always have to be so narcissitic and fucking stupid...
!!!
...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARRRAAAAARARARARRFAQ!!!!!!!!!!!
...

 

by Wilgo
9-19-05
...and, and, like your not even getting anything that I am ever saying, and it's just, uh...
?!?
...Real godamn upsetting! and why d'you always have to be so narcissitic and fucking stupid...
!!!
...BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARRRAAAAARARARARRFAQ!!!!!!!!!!!
...

 

by Wilgo
3-12-06
You
Me?
YEAA Remember that time when you were like 'I don't eat cheese' and then, I don't remember but I think I said 'Aww, nuts!'
It's not funny, I know I like nuts, what's that? IT's not funny shaddup!
WHooaAA!!
..And he was right about those ponies in the park. It's so hysterical. That is like, so him...

 

by Wilgo
3-22-06
La la la la la dee da
Hmm.....???

 

by Wilgo
4-09-06
..and and I can't even offer a diseased monkey some asshole medicine, how because how many times how many times..
BLURG
I thought it was all like totally serious yeah but then it got all weird and the creepy ass plant won the game with his bishop. HEY! I'm talking to nobody.

 

by Wilgo
4-09-06
Hey we're asian!
Yeah we should go on friendster!
No way Asian avenue is cooler!
I don't like this anymore let's go home.
Yeah.

 

by Wilgo
4-09-06
To me, it is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy, instead of saving it.
My gut feeling says this was a terrible place even before all this ruin.

 

by Wilgo
4-10-06
Okee pussy gato, don't ever let anyone tell you differn't.
Ten minutes later.
Would it be all right if we turn the lights off? I'm sorry.
Yeah of course.
Great.

 

by Wilgo
4-13-06
SAUSAGE!!!!
NO!!!!

 

by Wilgo
4-20-06
Is this how your Hawaii song goes?
Uh, keep playing it..
No, no. That is the same fucking Nirvana song you've been playing every day for the last four and a half years.
..Kiss kiss molly's lips, kisss ki ss molly's lips..
I mean, it's not even the one song. You went and watered down the entire catalogue into a Rod Stewart american standard..

 

by Wilgo
4-20-06
LOL
LOL
WTF??
You crack me up.

 

by Wilgo
4-20-06
Boobies.
HAHA NOW HE CAN NEVER WAP A DONG AGAIN HAHA

 

by Wilgo
4-25-06
hey dee dee, some serious shit is about to drop, i'd start to run-- ahh grrhh....
BA MBAM BAM BAMBA MBAM
thwOOOOp
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A DEAF ROCK STAR!
What?

 

by Wilgo
4-25-06
YOU ARE COWBOY, HIGH FIVE!!!
HEY LOOKIT OVER THERE. IT IS A MAN WITH, UH, A CHOCOLATE FACE
LAST NIGHT I HAVE SEX YES.

 

by Wilgo
4-26-06
The bank is thataway, m'am..
that away..

 

by Wilgo
5-01-06
Hey kid!
What?
You got a smoke?
I don't smoke.

 

by Wilgo
9-11-06
Let's just go over this mano e mano, you drop 60 and leave me hangin for another 30, some other time..
Yeep.
Naw dawg, that's a bad dawg! The same thing I went through with Brian Zmuda this one time, and there was no happy end to that, so..
HEHHH!!
I'll squash you like a Zmuda bug.
We're cool, then -- Yeah?

 

by Wilgo
9-11-06
You
YOU

 

by Wilgo
11-03-06
I know what you are thinking, but relax nostradamus, the plot only thickens if you are not expecting it to.

 

by Wilgo
11-03-06
I know what you are thinking, but relax nostradamus, the plot only thickens if you are not expecting it to.

 

by Wilgo
11-03-06
Holy felopian tubes, what is that behind you?
Is that your mom?

 

by Wilgo
11-17-06
Fallopian tubes
The adults watch Seinfeld and eat yogurt.
Man, I'm so disillusioned.
Seriously babe, we are magn ificent animals.
Galapagos Islands.
Hello, I'm Chester Brown.
Dude.

 

by Wilgo
1-01-07
I can't think when we're just standing around, being completely redundant.
To eachother as individuals?
Good riddance, he says.
I told you before we left: I don't wanna have this conversation.
Drugs.

 

by Wilgo
1-01-07
Please wait.

 

by Wilgo
3-12-07
Yo numbers, whassup homes? Where are you?
Not much man. Uhh.. I'm almost there..
That was quick.
Yeah, hold that thought. I'm still on the phone here.
We're making spanakopitas.
HEY LADIES! NUMBERS IS HERE!!!

 

by Wilgo
3-12-07
We pollute in the executives' waters.
That's how they come up with all their "great ideas"
The show will be called "Sex In The City"
Wonderful! We can get Sarah Jessica Parker for the leading role.

 

by Wilgo
5-04-07
Jennifer is the best lay of all time.
Tell me how could you know for sure?
Mmm I guess Ummm
Perhaps by making such a statement, with your display of partisanship, deems it automatically qualifiable.
That's right.
Best of all, now you can look it up, right here, anytime.

 

by Wilgo
6-09-07
Dear madam, I have been a fan of you since before you were born. You are in my top five best actresses of all time based completely on looks ;and you have been since 1997. Seriously.
Omigod, omigod.
Eh buddy-- You've been carousing over there on the interweb while I'm just hanging around here like a dustpan. What's up, you wanna talk?
Your prenup is here. Hold on. I'm switching to busy while I go see what he wants.
I forgot what I came up here for.
What!?

 

by Wilgo
6-09-07
Yeah-- Um, the toaster strudel is ready, but I can't get the icing pack open. So, I'm wondering if you got any scissors lying around. And why is there a cat in the freezer?
Your mom called said it was the 'inflatable rodent' and that you would know what I'm talking about. There's a Koolaid spill on the counter and I can't believe you don't get Showtime!
You are missing out on some quality programming, buddy.

 

by Wilgo
6-09-07
Okay, I'm glad to see you're on top of everything then. Great for you.
So umm what are you up to?
Must... Just...

 

by Wilgo
6-11-07
Are you chatting up a storm with Oprah?
No no..
I hope you know that I am thoroughly bored over here.
Sure buddy.
What's all this then?
He's standing over here w/o an umbrella. I think you should just pull up and take him home. Then come back and we can enjoy some tea and cake.

 

by Wilgo
6-23-07
You constantly want to break up with me. Is there something that I'm missing here?
I dunno dumbass-- Try to figure it out on your own, for once. Everybody's doing something for you, and you just fart around.
My young starving mind getting rid of it's starvation. Spoiling a bitter heart--
Watch me eject this brittle key from the narrow keyhole of said spoiled goods.. I think it is time for both of us to go.
Life oozes down my skeleton. A subtle disregard manages to stand and keep an eye on the compass. Shall I move forwards or backwards. I think you put me off--
Eat pigpoop, loser. This is over.

 

by Wilgo
6-23-07
Now I'm absolutely serious. If you choose to follow me, mistakes will happen, and you could end up getting hurt.
Let's make out.

 

by Wilgo
1-18-08
We did it here, and here, and there..
There is no way!
It doesn't matter whether you believe me or not.
Right. As if the private satisfaction was enough.
He was hung like Rodney Dangerfield.
You have no respect for yourself.

 

by Wilgo
3-26-08
The opponent believes she is going to win this one.
Checkmate!
She was right all along.

 

by Wilgo
1-19-09
He's got to put down his cat.
It seems your morals are battling your senses.
Yes, but I could go and get a new cat, ya know..
I don't know what to say then.
Are you afraid I won't like you as much?
But I made him that 80's mix-tape.
Oh, don't worry. As it stands, I don't like you at all--

 

by Wilgo
2-14-09
Hello again. It's been a while. I've stopped beating people up all the time. I have learned to just sit, listen, and wait.
Wait for what?
See, I'm not so sure yet.
And so you've come to me..
No.
Then what exactly are you doing here?

 

by Wilgo
5-29-09
Your hands-- What are your hands trying to tell you?
They're not saying anything, they're just hands.
No! You admit that you are an emotionally turbulent zombie and this causes you many problems..
Yeah, but I don't see how my hands could be telling me anything. I'm just a civil-service zombie, and I do what I can..
If I recall, we did just have this awkward encounter in my waiting room where I caught you rubbing one out, and knowing your habitual necessity for this I believe it's rather unpalatable.

 

by Wilgo
6-24-09
I guess I just sit around and listen to the same old records, root for the same teams and go about my business like that pretty systematically.
Thats neither here or there.
...
You take yourself too seriously with this rubbish dogmatic slash linear thinking. Do you know what I mean?
No. In fact I think you're a QUACK!
Wishing never solves the problem, my dear patient. Yeah--

 

by Wilgo
6-24-09
I think God is a clone of a clone. Right?
...
Yeah. So are you into John Lennon as a solo artist?

 

by Wilgo
6-24-09
What is weird?
This is weird.
No no.
This is absolutely weird.
NO! You are weird.
I'm not that weird.

 

by Wilgo
6-24-09
Um, do you always turn off the lights during a thunderstorm?
Yes. Shhh.
ka-ka-ka-kshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I think that's a good place to end for today. So we'll see you in two weeks-- That'll be five hundred bananas, please.

 

by Wilgo
7-19-09
Puffed up Venetians.
Ridiculous.
Wha? NO! They will look amazing!
You lost me.
I got balloon blinds, you amateur!
Go away.

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