Halloween is a bastard. by bobo3211-08-03 RAH! Shit! What the fuck did you do that for? 'Cause I'm a bastard.
To whom it may be of any concern, forget this lesson... by bobo3211-08-03 *Lies* I do not believe your lies, female! Do not be so quick to judge, lest you be judged yourself. Fin, motherfucker.
Fight me? Now's your chance. by bobo3211-08-03 I think I just need something to immerse myself in. I cannot do life piecemeal. I care. I have the personality of an addict, but I think I am beginning to realize what will not sustain me. It's called sarcasm. The caring. Do you want to- No.
Story. by bobo3211-08-03 You are not there, most likely? i am not here. most likely. This, it is a shame. For me. For you, likely not.
If I tried at anything, I would be emo. Man, that's emo. by bobo3211-08-03 I am tired. GO TO SLEEP. It will then be tomorrow, and you will do stuff. It will be good for you. Since when has that been a factor in my decision making process? I have no hands to rub together in a satisfied manner.
Heaven and Hell do not explain irony. by bobo3211-09-03 We talk. This is good. But different, because I do not come off the same. I do not care. I do not try, to be anything. This is what you have taught me.
I lost my skills for making comics. And punchlines. by bobo3211-09-03 This person represents no particular female. Hello, I think mayhaps there is a connection between us. It is called the human condition. Do not think it is enough to make some kind of meaningful relationship out of. This person represents a select few males. Hello, I think mayhaps there is a connection between us. Of course, we understand each other. Why is it that the moral of the story seems to be that I will never find a kindred spirit of the opposite sex? I have boobs.
Unfair characterization from the bored. by bobo3211-10-03 So then I says to him, I'll call you tomorrow, and we'll do something this weekend. Ok... And then I didn't! HAW HAW HAW! Wait a minute, you are not asaingirl1, you are Satan! No, I'm just female. Oh. Well, you see where I could get confused.
And when there is no hope: by bobo3211-11-03 (Reasons we should just be friends) It is sad, but true. She is saving me pain later, I should thank her. And I think a good test when something like this happens is to just take a step back and see how things go. You were doing so well. Then you had to go and give me hope. The rest I can forgive, but not this.
Aagh! With the thead. by bobo3211-11-03 This is Spike's. They have a contest where you eat as many hotdogs (big 'uns) as possible in 90 minutes. 6 gets you a t-shirt. 7 I ate once. This I caught myself fantasizing about. How far down I have come. Wow, you could beat the record of 12! Yes, I just need some good motivation. How YOU doing?
Scooby Don't World. by bobo323-21-04 Fuck, you say? Fuck! Wait a minute, you are not thoughtful or inquisitive! Fickity-fuck! I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for that damn meddling Mustag! This has not gotten any less lame, even with the intervening years.
Backfirage by bobo324-03-04 I worry that you may care again. I do not want to be in anyway constrained to you. I care some. But I think not is it a problem. The next night... Let us get the freaky! ... The next night... Sigh.
Defensistration by bobo325-15-05 Once again, our hero finds himself writing comics at 3AM. Fuck! Shit! Now that the little asian girls have sworn, he finds himself defenseless. Hoo- Ha!