All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
I rubbed skittles on my dick last night.
Why would you do that?
So your mom could taste the rainbow.
My mom's dead, man. You know that.
Oh....... I'm sorry.
Wow. This comic turned into a real downer.

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
GET OFF
THE DAMN
SHED!

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
One day at the hospital......
So then I says "Them rotor turbines ain't FUCK SHIT DICK ASS gonna generate gravitons COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK by themselves."
Ha, Ha!
Did you take your pills this morning?

 

by boinky33
10-10-02
Why is there a penis sprouting out of your head?
This is not a penis. Why would you say that?
Then what is it?
Well, I don't know.
Hold still while I touch it. I'm going to see if I can make it jizz.
HELP!

 

by boinky33
10-11-02
In other news, today's youth has become less creative.
Hmmm?

 

by boinky33
10-11-02
Excuse me, young man.
Yes?
Can I suck your winky?
Whoops! I lied......
POLICE!

 

by boinky33
10-11-02
Hey, man. What are you reading?
A book.
What's it called?
It's called......
Oh, wait. I can't read.

 

by boinky33
10-11-02
I can do a cat walk on my bike.
Oh, yeah? Well, I can defy gravity!
Ya right! Prove it then!
Ok! Let's take this outside.
Crap. I hate it when he's right!
Weeeeeee!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
10-11-02
I'm doing back flips!
I'm juggling chickens!
I'm swallowing swords while I ride a unicycle blindfolded!

 

by boinky33
10-11-02
I fucked your mom!
You hear me? I FUCKED YOUR MOM!
Get lost, dad!

 

by boinky33
10-12-02
*EJACULATE!*

 

by boinky33
10-12-02
Yes?
Hey! He stole my tie!

 

by boinky33
10-12-02
Hey, dad. I have all these uncles, but you have no brothers. Are you a mob boss or something?
What? No, no, no, no, no. What? NO.
Now say hello to your uncle Lando!
Wazzup, Tony?
Hi, uncle Lando.

 

by boinky33
10-12-02
Get off that cross!
Why, child?
Because we need it for the fire!
What fire?
Hee, Hee!

 

by boinky33
10-12-02
So you want to be a part of the X-men? What powers do you poses?
Well, I can turn people into big, talking, floating paperclips.
Wha?
Observe.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's see Cyclopes do that!

 

by boinky33
10-12-02
In today's news, it has been rumoured that SpongeBob Squarepants, a famous cartoon character is gay.
In other news, Donald Duck has been arrested for marajuania possesion and child molestation.
......Mickey was crushed.

 

by boinky33
10-16-02
One day at the ranch......
beep beep beep "beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep!"
beep, beep!
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep?

 

by boinky33
10-16-02
One day at the ranch......
Then I says "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate......
Ha, Ha!
LET ME FUCKING FINISH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha, Ha!

 

by boinky33
10-16-02
1 dAY aT ThE RanCH..........
Then I saids "Those rotir tubines not gonna genarate gravitones by themselfs!"
HA! HAR!
1 dAY aT ThE RanCH..........
MOH!
MOH!
1 dAY aT ThE RanCH..........
WTF you talking' bout?

 

by boinky33
10-17-02

 

by boinky33
10-17-02
"Dear, Ron. You have an oreo crumb on your chin."
Is it off?
2 to 3 weeks later......
"Yes."

 

by boinky33
10-17-02
I know somebody is watching me.

 

by boinky33
10-18-02
HA! That outta' hold ya!
I'm sorry, M.C. Hammer. I needed to borrow your paracute pants.
STOP!............... Hammer time!

 

by boinky33
10-19-02
It's a tangled web we weave.
This ain't no weave, bitch!
beg pardon?
That's right! You better beg before I cut you!

 

by boinky33
10-19-02
STOP, TERRORIST!!!!!!
Excuse me? I'm just picking my kids up from school.
Excuse me, sir. Do you know where the white house is?
Sure. It's just a few blocks that way.
Anyway, get on the ground and hand over your weapons, Abu.
My name is Greg.

 

by boinky33
10-19-02
mute guy
blind guy
Glass of water? Where?
dead guy

 

by boinky33
10-20-02
1)He still listens to Chumbawumba
I get knocked down, then I get up again!
b)He threatens to hack your site then doesn't
Why haven't you hacked my site yet?
Xena was on.
c)He is 46 and still lives with his mom
And then *sniff* V-girl called me a bad word.
Oh, honey. They're just jelous. Let me put some Chumbawumba on to help you relax.

 

by boinky33
10-20-02
Hogarth and Prof. Evil guy plan on taking over the world
I am sooo evil. Tell me how evil I am, Prof. Bad guy.
Oh, man! You are like the KING of evil, man. You're 10 pounds of evil in a 5 pound sack!
You are more evil than Martha Stewart, man! If you look up evil in the dictionary, your picture would be on there.
You are so evil that if you told some guy you weren't evil he would be like "I don't beleive you!"
Okay, that's enough.
EVIL I TELLS YA!

 

by boinky33
10-20-02
Tell me about your latest plan on taking over the world.
Oh, man! This on is f-ing phenominal, man!
This is going to blow your mind!
It is sooo EVIL that it will knock the shit outta your ass, into the toilet and flush itself.
That's pretty evil.
You bet your sweet ass it is!

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
I met this really fine girl yesterday!
Did you get jiggy with her, man?
You know it!
Sweeeeeet! Where did you meet her?
My family reunion!
(DANCING!)

 

by boinky33
10-25-02

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
A
S
S

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
Hello, I'm new here in college and-
Let's have a three some!
Right after our hot and sweaty pillow fight!
Then he woke up!
You're an asshole, boinky!

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
You have to take the oath in order to join thr frat!
Okay, that's cool.
Repeat after me: I solomy swear to always be loyal to the frat and to obey the every commands of the great Satan!
Juh?
Now drink the magic juice that will transport you to the space ship which will take all of us to the magical planet of Glictukmaburb!
I got my testicles removed for THIS?

 

by boinky33
10-25-02

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
Boinky33 smells.
*ERASE!*
I was only kidding!!!!!!!!!
Tough break.

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
HEY! A big bird pooped on my head!

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
It's duck season!
It's rabbit season!
It's duck season!
It's rabbit season!
It's duck season!
It's rabbit season!

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
I want some pussy!
Okay.
Meow!
Son........of..........a.........bitch!

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
Have you accepted Jesus into your life?
Later......
I regret nothing........

 

by boinky33
10-25-02

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
*TEAR!*
AH-HA!
Take that, you cow!
MOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
That bus full of nuns asked for it!

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
Hello? HELLO? ANYONE THERE??????
WANNA CYBER?
OMFG! You're an asshole!

 

by boinky33
10-25-02
And on that farm he had......
a cow
a duck
a chicken
a goat
a horse.
A TOBOR!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
10-26-02

 

by boinky33
10-26-02
Go away. You're blocking the sun.

 

by boinky33
10-26-02
Look, it's "Shrek"....HA HA HA HA HA
HA Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha he he......he......meh.

 

by boinky33
10-26-02
Is there any lipstick on my teeth?
I wouldn't know......
I HAVE NO PUPILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
10-26-02
Hey, homosexual Hank! How did you get that moustach so fast?
This? This is no moustach.
Your dad just gave me a dirty Sanchez!

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