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by fatguy667
7-20-07
Mr Braindead... are you well?
Brains...
Mr Braindead, can you hear me?
Brains...
You can stop with the 'brains' now. It's kinda creeping me out.
BRAINS!

 

by fatguy667
7-20-07
So... Jack has plans to turn Earth into a star ship...
And he plans to do this by ripping out the planets core... hey!
That's the plot for The Dalek Invasion of Earth!

 

by fatguy667
7-20-07
Graarrr...
Sir, why are we doing all this work?
Brains...!
No... no...
BRAINS!!!!!!
ARGGHHHH!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-07
Brains...
So you're the gutless guy working for Black Jack!
In all actual fact Energyman, I am the one in charge here.
Que Pasa?
It is I, Energyman. Lord Brain.

 

by fatguy667
7-21-07
Hey, Braindead, what do you think of all this art?
Brains...
Yeah...
I thought that too.

 

by fatguy667
7-21-07
Brains...
Now, now. Take it easy...
BRAINS!
Lord Brain?
Indeed.
You're fired!

 

by fatguy667
7-21-07
Roboman? Delete Black Jack.
*Beep beep whistle warble beep*
What?
"He's gone?!?"

 

by fatguy667
7-21-07
Energyman... I need your help.
Hmm? Why?
Lord Brain is now a zombie and if we don't stop him, he'll destroy my company!
But you make Teanectis.
I promise I'll destroy all copies if you help me!
Deal!

 

by fatguy667
1-16-08
Brains...
Yeah...
Lord Brains....
As in Lord Brain?
Yes.... Shall we make a temporary union of our evil powers and destroy Energyman?
Get lost. I work alone or for un-creepy guys.

 

by fatguy667
1-16-08
Okay... now we're out of there...
I still don't fully understand what is supposed to be going on.
Well... I was planning on taking out the core of the Earth so as to fix my microwave, but...
Yes?
I thought it would be better, storywise, to have a more interesting ulterior motive: pour it over Washington and hold the place to ransom.

 

by fatguy667
1-16-08
Brains...
You think that you are so clever, Lord Brain...
!
But in reality it is your own fear of your own stupidity that leads you to hunger for the brains of others...
Brains?

 

by fatguy667
1-16-08
Tap.
Hruuh?
You found me. But my power over your fear is only increasing. And you will now kneel before Stickman.

 

by fatguy667
1-16-08
And that should be the end of Lord Brain.
True... but now our temporary alliance is over...
And I can now backstab you and not have anything left undone.
Ehh...
I love not mentioning the Teanectis Gas Version having been here.

 

by fatguy667
1-16-08
Hang on... aren't you dead?
What? I'm... dead?
Yeah...
Get out of my Afterlife!
Hang on, that means... NOOOOO!

 

by fatguy667
1-19-08
Marvel offices, 1967
Hey Stan, so what've you got for Amazing Spider-Man #46?
Well, Spidey's going to be facing this guy called "The Vibrator". 'Nuff said.
How about 'The Shocker'?
Nah, I don't see anything wrong with 'The Vibrator'.
What?

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
At 0600 hours, a large monster emerged from the sea.
It began 'floating' over land at 0800 hours, to be promptly shot down by UN forces.
*whistles*

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
What do you have to report, Fuyutski?
Well, the UN just went and shot the bastard down.
'The bastard'? Please elaborate.
*sighs* Well, you see...
... what?
Well, you better tell the old men that the Angel's are back.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Damn. Why won't any of these phones work?

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
The monster seems to have healed itself and is now mauling a 14 year-old kid in a park.
Healed itself? The angelic ability to regenerate...
At 1030 hours, the monster is on it's way to NERV HQ.
Holy shit.
Quite.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Am I late?
Err... yeah...

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Mr Ikari, we were unable to kill that monster. Now, it is your turn.
Don't fucking screw up.
I have no intention to do so.
And now, the game truly begins.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
What is it now, Maya?
Err... Major Katsuragi is sorta lost...
Again? I'm getting sick of leading her around.
Well, I'd better get her un-lost then. *sighs*

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
This is new. I'm in a room with all the lights turned off.
And now I have a giant grey robot next to me. Perfect.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Pilot Ikari.
Father.
You will get into the grey robot.
Why?
Because nobody else can pilot it.
Pilot it...? As in, go out there and fight that big winged monster? Be a superhero? Fuck no.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Fine dickhead, don't pilot it. Now... where's my phone?
Yes, Fuyutski? This retard won't pilot Eva 01. Wake up Rei and get her to do it. I don't care if she's a fucking walking corpse, just get her up here damn you!
And as for you, fuck off.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Eeggghhhh....
And... this is Rei, huh?
That's right, crawl and writhe on the ground, bitch.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Now look what you've gone and done, you fucking retard. You've gone and killed humanity's last hope. Are you pleased with what you've done?
Yes.
Fuck off, dickface.
... if I recall, you said that I could also pilot it?
And what if I did?
I have decided that I will take you up on your offer, father.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
What is this stuff? Looks like piss or blood or something.
That's the LCL. It will oxygenate your blood directly.
*sighs*
VREEALKALKEERRR

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
I got the crap beaten out of my by a giant man in a fucking loin cloth.
MMMFFFFF
Ayanami, be a good girl and say you'll suck my cock and I'll let you out.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
So, what's the status of the Third Child?
Well, he's alright now. He got knocked around quite a bit, though.
That's a relief.
Yes, it's quite forunate that he's still alive. We'll need him to defeat the Fourth Angel.
Err, that's not what I meant.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Well Shinji, you're going to live with me.
And why the fuck would I do that?
Well, I don't want our only pilot to be living all alone in a dark world, being raped by total strangers...
So....
...does that mean your going to rape me?

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
My life is fucking shit.
I mean, my mother goes and dies on me, my father toys with my emotions, and now....
Now I've been raped by a thirty year old milf.

 

by fatguy667
8-05-08
Everything is going according to the plan, gentlemen.
Fuck no. The Angels were not supposed to return so soon.
Calm yourself. It simply proves that our investment was a wise one.
Ikari, you gave one of these 'Eva Units' to your son. How can we be sure of your loyalty?
The Human Instrumentality Project should be your prime priority - not the Angels.
Ikari... proceed with the Instrumentality Project. Nevertheless, defeat the Angels as they come. Or else, we will all die.

 

by fatguy667
3-15-11
Hey beautiful, welcome to the after life.
Uh, thanks...
Don't worry about it. I can tell you're nervous; usually takes a while for people to readjust
No, you don't understand...
I'm a guy.

 

by fatguy667
3-15-11
Ah, Miss Cryogen. I've been looking for you.
Well, I'm here sir.
Since you're my secretary, I want you to book me a flight to Yuman City. I need to speak to Flyman.
I'll get on it right away sir! Just, I have one question.
If you're a superhero, why can't you just fly there yourself?

 

by fatguy667
3-15-11
Now, I have you here for a reason.
Oh yeah?
'Yeah'. Stupid child.
Why else do you think you're wearing those handcuffs?

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
Look, I wasn't supposed to die. I'm the bad guy.
Excuse me?
That's precisely the reason you died, and why you're staying here.
What can I do to make you change your mind?
You could give me a lapdance...

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
I'm here to see Flyman.
Yes, well, here I am. What do you want?
You know that pirate stick figure of yours?
Yes?
You can have him back.

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
I'm not sure I understand you there.
It's pretty simple. I don't want your psycho villains running around in my comics.
If that's how you want to play...
None of my 'psycho villains' are pedophiles, so suck it.

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
Fuzzy, I need to go and save Garren from that clown.
Okay sir.
Have the washing done and the bed made when I get back.
Very well sir.
Well, never an odd moment in this household.

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
Monsieur, I fear we are being upstaged by foolish clown!
I wouldn't call it that.
I would say that we're just harder to write for.
Sorry?
Clowns are funnier.

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
Hi there, are you looking for anything?
I have bomb in my pants. I will blow up library in the name of Allah! Infidels will submit to His will!
I'm guessing you want a good sci-fi book huh?
No, I really do intend to blow up.
Prove it.

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
Very well!
Oh cr-

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
Whoah, where am I? What's that mountain doing there?
Welcome to Mount Olympus, Grace.
Wait, I got blown up. I wasn't doing any drugs or anything, I swear!

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
I mean, this has to be a hallucination and I've never done drugs.
Well, it isn't.
Athena? Is that an Earth chick? Been over 2000 years since I had me one of those.
What the fuck?
Yeah. That's Zeus. He's... well, he's insane.

 

by fatguy667
3-16-11
Okay, I'm getting out of here.
Look, there's only one way to do that.
No way. No way in hell am I sleeping with Zeus.
It does involve some screwing, but it doesn't have to be Zeus...
Wait. Are you offering?

 

by fatguy667
3-17-11
I'm not sure I really want to do that...
Then you're going to have to stay here. Simple.
Look, who do you think you are? I am Black Jack!
Dude, I'm the devil.
Now unless you want to become intimate with my pitchfork you'll shut up right now, got it?

 

by fatguy667
3-17-11
Heheh, not so tough now are you Mr Energyman?
Let's get some things straight Peter. It's your kind of villainy that gives me a bad name.
And those underpants don't?
I was getting to those.

 

by fatguy667
3-17-11
Shiver me timbers, that Flyman character is after us!
You don't think? There's a reason I kidnapped that kid Cappy.
Uh...
I thought so.
You're about as stupid as you look; did you know that?

 

by fatguy667
3-17-11
Cat! I am trying to figure out why that clown is appearing more often then moi!
I guess I could try and help...
You will? Good! That Dospersona person didn't in le slightest.
What did he say?
"Clowns are funnier."
I think he's right.

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