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[u][color=blue]not_[/color][/u][url=http://www.stripcreator.com/~Scyess]Scyess[/url]: peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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What If Nut Meant "A Dry Fruit with a Shell"?

by not_Scyess
7-15-09


	Hey, Jed. I hear you've been messing around with Farmer Mike's nuts again.


	So what? All the boys in town mess around with his nuts sooner or later. It's like a rite of passage.


	But you know if he catches you going after his nuts he gets real angry.


	It's not fair. The girls go after his nuts, too, and he doesn't mind. If he's going to let people grab his nuts, he should let everyone grab them.


	They are pretty amazing, though. I don't know how he gets them so big. It's like you can only fit one in your mouth at a time!


	But they're so tasty you have to try. My cheeks still hurt from having two at once.

Reworking Comic 476411

by not_Scyess
10-14-09


	Hey, man. What's up?


	Not much, man. Just looking at some porn.


	Is it any good?


	Well, check this girl out. She has a lot of talent potential.


	Isn't that your sister?


	I didn't know she was that flexible.

Ripping Off Comic #477124

by not_Scyess
10-21-09


	*Uh, Frank? I asked you to stock the shelves. Not stalk* the shelves.**


	Shhh... they'll hear you.

CC442: Speechless

by not_Scyess
12-23-09


	Groovy!


	That's my line, dickwad!


	Okay... um... Rule number one: you do not talk about fight club!


	Sorry, that one's taken, too.


	These bitches took all the good catchphraes.


	Use the word "bitches" again an' Ima cutcha.

Comic Cup X|V: Interpretations

by not_Scyess
5-06-10


	FUCK YA!


	OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO


	I BE BALLIN' IT'S MY CALLIN' I DRIVE YOU MUTHAFUCKAS UP THE WALL AN' I LEAVE Y'ALL ENTHRALLED AN'...


	Say, Chester... there's something odd about this rendition of Beethoven's 9th, don't you think?


	Yes, the chorus just doesn't sound right in English.

Nightmare Proposal |

by not_Scyess
7-01-10


	I love you, Leela. We have fun together, and the sex is amazing. Will you marry me?


	Well, I'm not sure...


	What do you mean you're not sure? Don't you feel the same way?


	Oh it's not that. It's just that your dad and my dad are... kind of the same person.


	What! You knew this the whole time?! You let me strap me into the sex swing knowing you were my sister?


	Just like Dad... he loves that thing, too.

Nightmare Proposal ][

by not_Scyess
7-01-10


	So wait... you're my sister... AND you're fucking our dad?


	You don't have to make it sound like it's a bad thing.


	So who's the skanky ho Dad knocked up to produce you?


	You know Aunt Melba?


	I can't believe this.


	Would you believe she's also our grandma?

Nightmare Proposal ]|[

by not_Scyess
7-01-10


	Good lord! I've been fucking you for two years! It's like fucking my whole family!


	Also, I used to be a man.


	AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! Holy shit! I just had the wost nightmare!!!


	Wake up, sweetie! What is it?

*click*


	I had this horrible dream where the girl I was fucking turned out to be my sister.


	Precious little chance of that, sweetie.

Green

by not_Scyess
7-01-10


	That skirt looks like it's made of recycled fabrics.


	It is. Green is the new black.


	HEY, NIGGER! GET OFF MY LAWN!

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