life is dead by shank4-12-05 what do you have to offer us down here? well... well what? you got anything stopping us from making your life a living hell(lol, get it?!??!) check it out, ive got gods passwords to his email and shit. hmm, thats quite interesting, how about you just give me his email address and we'll send him gay porn and we'll be all good, Ok? alrighty! you've got some dandruff on your shoulder, by the way.
happyland by shank4-12-05 welcome to happyland.... i am your host: Mr. sparkles would you like to have a free orgasm? an orgasm that doesnt cost anything?
takes one to know one by shank4-13-05 Jesus christ tyler, you are such a flaming faggot yeah well...takes one to know one! so you must know alot then. ... ... ...
no by shank4-13-05 Error: screensaver.exe failed to initialize, would you like to visit the windows website? hello...?
Randomized I by shank4-13-05 HEY! Open the door! open the god damn door, or i'll kick it down with my hands!
big nuts by shank4-13-05 yeah i got some nuts some real big nuts...UNFORTUNATLY... i only have notepads for sale.
Randomized J by shank4-13-05 dude i can't find it! come on man, what's wrong... i asked you a simple question, where's the money, and you said "up your ass" and it's not there!
Randomized K by shank4-13-05 random comic strips are fun! everyone's doing it now-a-days, lets do something new! let's play CHECKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prey, yes PREY by shank4-13-05 Let us pray Dear Lord, we'd like to thank for everything you've given us... especially the large group of young gentlemen that you have brought to our church! amen
pink donkay by shank4-14-05 U R A PINK DONKAY .... HAHAHAH STUPIT PINK DONKAY...NICE SHOVEL FACE STUPIT
santa's poo by shank4-14-05 please, stop staring at me... you are being a very naughty boy...naughty boys get poo in their stockings, and you dont want that, now do you?
stupid kilt by shank4-14-05 Hey kyle! does this kilt make my belt look stupid? Nope, but it sure makes you look stupid sometimes you make me cry myself to sleep at night :( :D
airborn by shank4-14-05 well, miss miller ... i think i found out the problem with your computer.... it's a little air born!
Randomized L by shank4-14-05 i am a kid you are not you are a dumb girl ha ha ha ha ha, nice lemon tits!
dont touch your lips by shank4-14-05 TONIGHT ON THE 10'OCLOCK NEWS.... STUDIES SHOW THAT PEOPLE THAT TOUCH THEIR LIPS WITH THEIR FINGERS ARE BIG FAGGOTS ! !
true artist by shank4-14-05 ok...and this this here is one of my favorites, it's a painting of half a cow in the clouds... i call it "the cow thats only half a cow and that is in the air with the clouds"
meaningless adventures p5 by shank4-14-05 Hey! Ive got an idea! Considering im a robot and all, and can add on attatchments.... How about it, eh?
meaningless adventures p6 by shank4-14-05 hey, what the hell is your problem i was just looking for a friend :(
oh god by shank4-14-05 aww look at him, so precious, so silent, so calm and content... welp, better get the gasoline and matches
meaningless adventures p8 by shank4-14-05 beep beep huh IM ZELTOR, THE ELECTRONIC ZELUTOID, LET ME CALCULATE MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS FOR YOU
toothfairy by shank4-14-05 are you the devil? noooo...im the fuckin' tooth fairy that reminds me, you owe me like $320 it wasnt easy slaughtering all those little boys fuck
meaningless adventures p10 by shank4-14-05 so, are you here to save the day or what!!??!? fuck no, im here to go to mexico damnit lol
meaningless adventures p11 by shank4-14-05 Hey, what can i get ya? hmm i'd like a large fry and a pepsi... and a side order of that hansome prince over there, fuck yeah
Randomized M by shank4-18-05 im leaving jim, i cant take it anymore. there is no excuse for you leaving your feces on the rug... and no, just because the dog does it, doesnt give you the right to wipe your ass on the carpet too.
Randomized N by shank4-18-05 hey, i can work for you no problem oh yeah, for sure.....i'll hold your files together anyday get it? your FILES!?!?
Randomized P by shank4-23-05 hey lisa! look at that plane... can you see it? preferably the banner its dragging behind it... looks like it says "lisa, i love you! will you let me touch your boobie?"
meaningless adventures p12 guys...i think i might need the boat to put these coconuts on..............................guys?!?! by shank, 4-24-05
nexopia by shank4-24-05 Welcome to nexopia.com oh fuck yeah, time to score with some hot 12 year old boys. where's my cock ring!?!?
santa's adventures by shank4-24-05 ho ho ho, merry christmas little girl it's not christmas for another 8 months, santa don't fuck with me
Funny robot by shank4-24-05 hey, i know you, you are that robot that talks funny... TALK! 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 hahah GOLD!