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by xxausrottenxx
3-15-04
the air conditioner isn't that reliable

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-15-04
um...i mean...cereal...ya theres some killer cereal that lives here

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-16-04
ya god damn name stealing bastard
i think i got my work cut out for me

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-17-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, your getting older now, its about time we had a heart to heart.Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
well it all started when...
whoops, dropped a fetus, shit this is gonna create some problems....hey i can see my house from here

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-17-04
so you really intend to get darcie, huh?
what are you talking about, she totally digs me
well i guess there is such thing as tough love, but i think this is sorta pushing it
i tell ya man, its love at first sight
but how can you explain the fact that she said she would never go out with you in a million years
ah, that good sir, was said on opposite day

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-17-04
i just dont think you should get your hopes up
im not
thats good
...because im positive she wants on me
thats what im talking about
no, she wants on me, not you, you're just gonna have to live with that

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-17-04
...and you are sure you're not leading him on at all
im positive
i think robb is a selfish lying bastard
i thought you said you werent leading him on

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-18-04
rob, what the hell were you thinking giving our money to a website?
well, i felt like giving to the guy that provides me with so much pleasure humiliating you
i see..
plus that little gold star by my name is so pretty!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-18-04
hey, kid quit hangin around here
agh
isnt that joke getting a little old, i am aware of the fact that i am indeed hanging on this cross
i dont care what your excuse is, now you either get properly dressed or get out, this isnt some beachside love shake, ya goddamn hooligan

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-18-04
i see you are indian american, im actually part cherokee myself

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-19-04

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-19-04
i am rob, and i am the maker of these comics, which would make me a god
but not a god like jesus and shit
hhm, so the place i thought was the white house has been iraq the whole time...heh...weird
more of a sub par shitty god
oh suck my cock

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-19-04
today is the one year anniversary of the war on iraq
president bush hailed the mark saying"We're the nations that recognized the threat of terrorism and we're the nations that will defeat that threat,"
soon after mr bush was informed that the north and the south are the same nation

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-20-04
whoa, are you satan?
why yes, i am, im assuming that you will be spending eternity with me
well no actually, im only here on a visit, i came to see what hell's all about
hrrm, well this is certainly odd, how do i know you're just making this all up
geesh, cuz i said so on the stripcreator forums
geez, you must be punk then

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-20-04
well then, i guess you should take a tour of all of hell
wow thats sweet, danzig's gonna be so jealous
what are you talking about, under that hardcore skin, hes a yellowbelly pussy
oh sorry i dont know who danzig is, just read thevisciousanarchist's comics cuz they looked punk
agh

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-20-04
...hhm, so this is a letter from satan telling me to give you the tour of hell
so, this is limbo?
why yes it is, but then i dont know
what kind of logic is that?
well, if you're catholic, it is, but if not, this is one insane contradiction

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-20-04
halt! i am minos, i will tell you what part of hell you will descend into
actually, i get to go visit every layer!
not unless you get through me
ah quit it dude, you know i cant stand the sight of blood. fine, you can go

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-20-04
this is the layer for the lustfull
whoa, all this, just in the first layer of hell?
well yeah, this is hell and all
i suppose so, but why all the destruction, just for people who lust
its understandable for a bunch of idiots who try to fuck everything

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-20-04
we need to pass
this is layer where gluttons lay in torture, you may not
hhm i see
sandwich?
sweet delicious jesus! go ahead!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-21-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
jesus todd, we dressed up to play aliens so you could be convincing...not gay

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-21-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
we really really really want a 'zig a zig ahh"

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-21-04
ok..i lose...you can stop doing the wave now

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-22-04
im getting the feeling that you're picking on me
why would you say that
i just feel like the butt of all your jokes
you think you're the butt...
hey wait a minute, i can't see my house from here

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-22-04
1
nice game, i can see your boner through your gym shorts
2
do i get to keep my slaves?
3
mission accomplished

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-23-04
so this is a good idea?
YES FOOL, NOW GO BEFORE CORNHOLING IS NECESSARY
*sigh*
um...excuse me, you better surrender your powers before i..oh drat what does he always say, oh yes...or i will cornhole you, i think

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-23-04
ONCE MORE FROM TOP "RARR I WILL DESTROY ALL YOU!!"
um, ok..."rar i will destroy you.....all"
PUT SOME FEELING BEHIND IT!
okay...."rar i will destroy you all....with feeling"
AGH!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-23-04
TO BE SCARY ROBOT, CLANGO MUST MAKE FEAR
ok ill try
hey, would you like to come make fear with me
what?

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-25-04
Holy crap! It's a scary alien! AAGGHH!
Take me to your leader.
Why? What do you aliens want from us humans?
You know what we want...
i dont know, but stop doing that blowjob impression with your tounge, its really not funny anymore

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-25-04
i really dont think i was cut out to be terrifying
NO, CLANGO MUST BE TERRIFYING
i just dont think this is working out
ARGH
WHY DID I HAVE TO CORNHOLE CLANGO SISTER, TOBOR MAKES NO MORE PROMISES

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-26-04
holocaust project
...
...
HAHA!!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-26-04
hey, do you like AFI?
yeah!
my dad would kill me if he knew
wait, were talking about vibrators, right?

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-26-04
doing this project is a waste of my time, thats why im making this comic
but im not really doing my project, which means making comics is wasting my time, but comics arent a waste of my time, although in all actuality time is passing which means...
whoa, i need to stop thinking

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-26-04
tobor, whats wrong
TOBOR DEPRESSED
aw why, whats wrong
IM BEGINNING TO THINK THIS IS WASTE OF TIME
aw well, lets take a break, wanna play hi ho cherrio?
HELL YES!

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-28-04
one day on the forums
i should have said that Linux is a Programmer's best friend, seeing that you get to add your own code to the system, providing that you know pearl...
what the fuck are you talking about?

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-28-04
bobo, we've been on the moon for hours, and i havent seen any intelligent life
thats because we were supposed to go to mars, dumbass
i couldnt have read the mission objective wrong, what other planet starts with "m"
mercury
its good to know that the only intelligent life lives on earth
sigh

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-30-04
so i was fucking this chick the other day
she stopped and asked me why i was fucking her so hard
i replied "a guy's gotta get his crabs off somehow"

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-31-04
whoa, what the hell are we going in the 90's?
oh well, at least our clothes are in style again
but if we're in the 90's, and stripcreator didnt exist back then, how is this all possible
its not..

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-31-04
HEHE LOL!!11!! FUCK FUCK
haha, you random bastard
agh dammit this is just like what happened to my suicidal ex girlfriend

 

by xxausrottenxx
3-31-04
hello my lover
...
wow, my right hand came to life

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-01-04
my manager tells me im an "excellent bagger"
i dont know how much thats worth though
saying im an excellent bagger is about at the same effect as the phrase "man, i took the best shit today"

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-02-04
boink, i dont think that tobor has much faith in me being a big scary robot. whenever i ask his advice he says he would cornhole me but i would enjoy it too much
well...
just do like i do, and you'll be fine
but thats what ive been doing the whole time..

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-02-04
how do you get with the girls, boinky?
thats an easy question
its only $11.99 a month
for extreme teen weekly?, hot damn! im going premium!

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-02-04
boinky, what are you doing in my room?
i was talking to the robot
boinky, for the last time, you are not allowed to videotape me changing....im your sister

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-02-04
i dont understand why you have to be so creepy, dont you have friends?
yeah i do
were fighting though
its okay, im sure your right hand will forgive you for that papercut

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-02-04
so i got really drunk the other day
eh....eh
im rick james bitch
sigh

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-02-04
so, how have things been
eh, alright, im a little bummed
why so
i always feel like im the butt of every joke
whys that
because im a fucking cigarette man, shithead

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
hehehe
hello?

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-05-04
Zeus! I'm bored!
Are you kidding? We're on Mt. Olympus! We have everything.
Fun, Zeus, I want to do something fun! Tell me, what do you do for fun?
Hmmm...
ow! what the fuck?
geez, you gotta live a little

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-06-04
1:30 PM
...shit

 

by xxausrottenxx
4-06-04
i like the way you move
i like the way you move
i like the way you move
lewl?

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