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by Alexandra
12-10-03
RAWWR
HUNGRY
LIKE A BEAR
YES.
THIS COMIC IS HILARIOUS
LIKE A BEAR
RAWR IM HUNGRY LIKE A BEAAAR

 

by Alexandra
12-11-03
I AM SICK WITH THE FLU!
I'M PREGNANT!
:ROLLEYES
DARE TO DREAM ASIANGIRL2.GIF... DARE TO DREAM
: (

 

by Alexandra
12-16-03
UH OH
THIS IS BAD GUYS
REAL BAD.
THERES NO FONT BIGGER THAN CAPS.
WE'RE ALL IN DEEP DEEP SHIT.
THIS COMIC ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. MAYBE ILL MAKE ANOTHER AFTER THIS
B/C IF THERE WAS THEN THERE WOULD'VE ONLY BEEN ON FRAME
AND I WOULD'VE JUST SAID, "LOL" IN IT.

 

by Alexandra
12-16-03
DURING RECCESS
I MADE YOU A LETTER
K.
"IF YOU LIKE ME CHECK IN THE BOX THAT SAYS YES"
LATER
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I MADE OUT WITH HIS DAD. AND HE HIT HIM AND SENT HIM UPSTAIRS FOR WATCHING. LOO.

 

by Alexandra
12-17-03
"Hey Ya" is one of my favorite songs.
And you forgot that after Andre says "Alright" 500 million times he goes, "Ok now ladies"
The song actually has ok lyrics...
Fuckers.

 

by Alexandra
12-18-03
ALEX HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM NOW
THANKS ALOT GUYS
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.
AND ANDRE IS A BLACK GUY WHO IS GOOD AT CLAPPING.
AND THE "OK NOW LADIES" PART ISNT GOOD. ITS THE FIRST PART. : ( SERIOUSLY. : ( IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

 

by Alexandra
12-18-03
FROM NOW ON
ALL OF MY COMICS
ARE GOING TO FOLLOW THIS FORMAT
THE SAD THING IS THAT THOSE TWO COMICS THEY MADE TEASING ME ARE THE FUNNIEST ONES THEYVE EVER MADE.
BUT THEY ARE FUNNY.

 

by Alexandra
12-18-03
SOMETIMES
WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACHOTHER VERY MUCH
THEY PUNCH EACHOTHER IN THE FUCKING GUT
AND SOMETIMES THE GIRL STABS THE GUY IN THE CUNT
IF HES BEEN A REALLY GOOD BOY FOR SANTA

 

by Alexandra
12-18-03
ONLY YOU
AND A GIRL YOU DONT KNOW NAMED LIZ
READ MY COMICS
ISNT THAT WIERD?
ALEX IS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING A 2500 WORD PAPER ON VOLTAIRE RIGHT NOW.

 

by Alexandra
12-18-03
CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS
CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS
CUNTS TENNIS CUNTS

 

by Alexandra
12-20-03
I AM ACTUALLY
FAR TOO HAPPY
TO MAKE ANYTHING EVEN RESEMBLING A GOOD COMIC
GOOD COMICS COME FROM PAIN.
LOL.

 

by Alexandra
12-22-03
YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.
TE CLOOTHS IM WAERNG
I HATE YOU. YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH FOR NOT PUTTING OUT.
TE CAR IM DRIEVUN
CUZ I DEEPND ON M

 

by Alexandra
12-28-03
SMOKE ME. YOU KNOW YOU WANT MY SMOOTH FLAVOR. YOU KNOW YOU CRAVE THE WARMTH AND PLEASANT TABACCO AROMA.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME.

 

by Alexandra
1-11-04
ALEX IS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
HE HANGS OUT WITH MS.ANGELA *WINK*
HE WANTS TO GET INTO THE DRUMS AND START A BAND WITH HIS SIS AND HER FRIEND
AND HE QUIT THE INTERNET...
...
THIS DOESNT COUNT OF COURSE.... : (

 

by Alexandra
7-27-04
So what have you two been up to these past months while I've been gone?
Basically we've been standing here.

 

by Alexandra
7-28-04
Man. It sure is great bein a cowboy.
I bet.
Ain't nothin i love more than the smell o cowhide and kicked up dirt, with a little hint of musk and whiskey.
Cept feces.

 

by Alexandra
8-10-04
I AM SO GOD DAMN UNIQUE AND COOL AND CUTE LOOK AT FUCKING ME I HAVE PIRECINGS EVERYWHERE AND MARKS AND TATS AND HOT TOPIC CLOTHES AND SUCH.
Alex then stared into the girl's very soul for roughly a quarter of a day at which point she began to melt down into a substance not unlike grits.
Then he took her metal accessories and stabbed her grits-like remains until the streaming tears blinded his view.

 

by Alexandra
9-30-04
Angela makes a comic strip. Alex is confused.
WTF are you doing here??
Look what you did to me Alex!
And a little displeased
You're gonna pay for this!
oh god...are you gonna do me in the butt again?
And Angela abandons her comic adventures.
FEAR ME!

 

by Alexandra
10-02-04
Iron Chef comes on on weekdays at 11:00 p.m
HEY ALEX! CAN WE WATCH IRON CHEF?!?!?!
It is currently 8:46 P.M

 

by Alexandra
12-04-04
So. This is pretty akward. Heh. Um. Hows it going?
Its good. I guess. Jack is in prison.
Wow. Heh. I'm sorry? I guess?
Yea...
Three Days Prior
Baby I'm so horny I ate the soap. : (
: /

 

by Alexandra
12-04-04
HEY MAN. I SAW YOU ALL OVER THAT HOT LITTLE LADY FROM ACCOUNTING LAST NIGHT AT THE PARTY.
OH YEA MAN. SHE WAS ALL OVER ME YO. WE TOTALLY MADE SEX.
OH MAN ITS BEEN LIKE 2 WEEKS SINCE I'VE GOTTEN TO MAKE SOME SEX.
OH MAN. THAT SUCKS. YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF SOME DUDE.
Of course neither of them work in this building. In fact the events prior this comic involved a very grisly and blood stained massacre in which the two individuals below killed in excess of 100.
Are we bad people Jane?

 

by Alexandra
8-08-06
Think Alchohol is going to make you friends in college?
Hey man I am from Virginia where are you from? NICE Beer btw
I am also from Virginia you smell good can I be your friend?
WRONG
:o
For real, all the cool kids drink obnoxious coffee drinks.
Alcohol is very abusive to your poor poor liver and in high doses could cause blackouts and death, and then whats the point anyway come on.
There is also a great chance you will be very annoying and embarass yourself

 

by Alexandra
8-08-06
I am not going to class today because I have that option and thusly excersising said option must be a valid choice of what to do with my time.
Yay verily however I find that my proffesors tend to test on material only discussed in the classroom so I'm going.
Hours Later
This was an awesome decision
Days later
I spent 14 combined hours studying the book and on the interweb on the material I missed!
FAILED

 

by Alexandra
8-09-06
Oh man it is weed or some other controlled substance which is not allowed oh man I want to consume, smoke, and/or inject some of that inside of me to acheive a mental and physical high.
Indeed
EXPELLED!
Seriously
There is a no tolerance policy on this stuff
Meaning if any staff member sees (or smells) you with it there will probably be expulsion involved, so please for the love of humanity don't let that happen.

 

by Alexandra
8-09-06
Hello Roomate. My name is Dan. I plan on never leaving the room, turning on my electronics really loud so that everyone on the hall can hear "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH", and moving around your things.
Hello Roomate. My name is Kyle. I plan on staying up until 7am every night, bringing over questionable ladies and doing inexcuseable acts with them in your presence, and eating your food.
Haha just kidding I am a reasonable human being capable of communication and comprimise who respects the rights of others
I'm not.
I have a roomate who is completely unreasonable, meaning I have already discussed the situation with him and he is resistant to reasonable comprimise.
It was good that you came to me, the RA, as I will do my best to rectify the situation.

 

by Alexandra
8-18-06
Baby I am fired up. I am so wanting you now. I am loving you so much I am eating soap in my bathroom.
I am drunk
*TOUCH*
The inability to say no is not consent. Stay classy fellas.
But she was drunk : (

 

by Alexandra
8-19-06
Oh man I see that you are having a rad time for yourself my friend of friends! I would join but I must study!
Studying is not nessecary in my awesome life. I am having the best time. Ever.
I can see you are. So what classes did you sign up for next year?
Oh, I am failing so I am going to drop out to go live with my parents again.
Months later
This is awesome.
Turn off the lights, my mom is going to get angry.

 

by Alexandra
8-19-06
I am pulling in over 40k a year with my interweb job man. No joking I make more money than a Dinosaur.
Sweet man you should buy a ridiculous amount of perishable food, video games, and unneeded things all in the course of this week!
This is such a fancy dinner man we are living like kings.
We have no more money : (
I got fired from Quizznos : (
If only we had spent our money in a more spread out and reasonable fashion. A "budget" if you will. : (

 

by Alexandra
8-19-06
Welcome to Seacobeck! We have lots of food for you!
Yea, Whateva'
You don't enjoy the food we spend all day preparing for you?
NO MAN I HATE it, its all just like food I would get at a restaurant but its all I can eat and I can usually only find like 6 or 8 items I would like to eat and I get full. >:
?
I am so ANGRY at your accessible and available FOOD. >: >:

 

by Alexandra
8-19-06
Courtesy Hours are 24/7
LOUD NOISES
BANGING NOISES
Meaning be respectful of others in regards to noise
HAHAHAHA PLAYING BASKETBALL IN THE HALL
HAHAHA SLAMMING DOORS REALLY REALLY HARD
Or you will be in trouble
Its cold out here : (
loud noises? : (

 

by Alexandra
8-19-06
Uh-Oh I heard that bacon is very mean and will steal my money and controls the undrground eggs and bakey ring and that they smell real bad.
A donkey! I was led to believe that your kind eats the hearts of the innocent, cannot read, cannot feel love, and becomes enraged at the color green
No I am pretty much just a person like you. Any differences are because I am myself! Not because of my donkiness.
I am so enlightened! I too enjoy being a person who is unique and seperate from his bacon-ness.
It is good we sorted that out and embraced personal diversity and acceptance of other cultures because we will hit ground soon. : (

 

by Alexandra
8-19-06
"I'm just so sick of all these star wars" *Canned Laughter*
Man that RA had no business taking my Hurricane Malt Liqour stash. I will destroy the community TV now.
Success
POLICE. SUSPENSIONED.
I just thought since the TV didnt belong to me that it would be ok to destroy it out of anger and frustration. : (

 

by Alexandra
8-20-06
Baby I am so into you. But I do not enjoy condoms. I find them wierd. I'm too itchy to wear them : (
Sorry no.
Cmon, its my BIRTHDAY! And its my and my last girlfriend's child's birthday!
No.
I am always responsible with my sexual partners and have a fine green physique.
Good for you!

 

by Alexandra
8-20-06
This is the story of Bob, the doctor who never got any sleep
Bob was a talented and intelligent doctor who had lots of experience and schooling and everything going for him
But without sleep eventually he, as is the case with all living things, could not function.
Woah, where am I?

 

by Alexandra
8-20-06
Do you have a club for Political ideologies, civil rights, important issues, and scholastic enterprises?
We have several!
Do you have a gun club, or an anime club, or a movie club, or general leisure sport organizations such as swimming, soccer, rugby, field hockey, or basketball?
Indeed!
Do you have Football?
No.

 

Mary Washington is a fine establishment.
You have selected a good college my friend.
by Alexandra, 8-20-06

 

by Alexandra
8-20-06
Seaco: Seacobeck; the dining hall and primary food establishment on campus. This one uses meal plans or charges to your eagle one account if all meals are used up for the week.
The Nest: The Eagle's Nest; The seconday eating establishment on campus. Uses meals as a cash substitute toward purchased food. Primarilly sells food in exchange for "flex" or meal plan money.
MDUB: A nickname for the school. Loved by T-Shirts, hated by many.
Chipotel: Chipotle; The best burritto your money can purchase.
The Beach: The area behind our fine Residence Hall consisting of asphalt. Sorry there is no actual beach : (
The Hill: Generally refers to the Hill which Russell Hall rests at the bottom of.

 

by Alexandra
8-20-06
Yes I will be enforcing all of the regulations that have been mentioned.
I'm not sorry.

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