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by BDD
3-03-03
Captain Priest, the aliens are on the main screen.
Main screen turn on.
Why if it isn't our old friend Priest!
Surrender the precious gold the Starship Pedophile is carrying and we will not vaporize you and your crew.
I've got my laser gun, Captain Priest. I'm ready in case they board.
Mmm...little boys...

 

by BDD
3-03-03
Hey Kajun, let me try some of that.
Alright, dude, but it's some pretty strong shit.
Not bad...
Uh...Joe, you look a little funny...
I don't...feel any different...
Just wait 'til the aftertaste.

 

by BDD
3-04-03
Imagine everyone in this series has an accent. Good job.
I'm Sheriff Farley, and I'm the law around_these_parts.
Meanwhile, the bandits are up to no good. Be careful Sheriff Farley!
This diguise is perfect. Sheriff Farley will never recognize me.
And while he's distracted by your antics, I kill 'im, right boss?
Of course. Now let's head on down to them that hawsehole.
I love the hawsehole!

 

by BDD
3-05-03
I'm Smackin Hoes and I'm here to say, I'm the pimpinest --
hey hoar BEND OVER ADN TAKE IT LIEK A BICTH!!!
Yo yo yo, it's teh mad rappist!
its uncunsenshal sex tiem yuo fuckin bitch of a hoar!!!
No problem bro, I've got plenty of bitches at the Hoetell, just come with me brotha.
tiem to rapp underfage peepel!

 

by BDD
3-05-03
At the Hoetell
Smackin Hoes! It's good to see you back sir!!!
Hey Likkie Likkie, I've got a very special client here and he asked for you. What will you do with him?
Me love him long time!
That's a good ho. The client's right behind you.
on your nee's, BITCH HO FUCK TOY HOAR BITCH FUCK TOY
some one help!!

 

by BDD
3-06-03
Wear cowboy clothes like all the cool people do!
Never.
Wear cowboy clothes like all the cool people do!
Never!
Wear cowboy clothes like all the cool people do!
Okay.

 

by BDD
3-06-03
[b]Bold![/b]
[i]Italics![/i]
[u]Underline![/u]
Yes.

 

by BDD
3-06-03
So there I was one morning. Last night had been so fun. I needed more. There they were, two fine conundrums in a tight package...
Hmm, do go on...
Naturally, I popped them in my hole. They got sooo hot! I couldn't help myself then. I pulled them out and stuck them in my mouth. Oh, it was so gooey but oh sooo good!
Mmm...oh yeah...
Dammit, I want more! That's it, I'm going to get some RIGHT NOW!!!
What can I say? She really likes Pop-Tarts.

 

by BDD
3-06-03
With Me
Without Me

 

by BDD
3-07-03
Never have sex until you're married, son.
OK mom!
Let's have sex!
OK.
...now that you are married, you can enjoy sex, son.
Oops.

 

by BDD
3-09-03
Bill waits at the bus stop
Do you mind?
What?
Wow, I can't believe he actually used that line. So then what happened?
Jimmy cocooned him in a web, and the rest of us swarmed him and ate his guts.

 

by BDD
3-11-03
coem back hear asiasn girl im gona rapp you!
some one help!!
out of my wae i neeed to nale taht bithc!!!
I don't think so, buddy. Raping - err, rapping is illegal. I'm going to have to take you into custody. You won't be on these streets anymore, because you're BANNED.
ha ha ha. no aisan girl so its you. BEND OVER HOAR
no, some one help!!

 

by BDD
3-11-03
INSIDE MY MIND IS A LOCUST AND A BUNNY, A REPRESENTATION OF AIDS AND WANKERS!
I take dumps on lawns
Look at my sexy hind quarters!
In either case, MTV insists that neither you nor your dumbass buddies attempt this dangerous crap. This applies to everyone.
How's five bucks for a blowjob sound.
Throw in one for me too and you're sold.

 

by BDD
3-11-03
It's not that big of a deal. I'm sure lots of other doctors sleep with their patients.
Uh-huh.
And they're gonna build a fucking wall for you?

 

by BDD
3-11-03
In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, there is so much you can do. There are many different missions for you. You can buy properties. You can join gangs.
The realisation...
Hey LB. Life sux. I'll never get a girl, I am such a loser, my job sux, I hate who I work with, I'm stuck in my house, I need a car, I need money, did I mention I hate my job...
Uh oh...
Three days later: Jake finally finishes the Quiz!
OH! In your face Einstine! I got a 3! Whoohoo!
HOLY CRAP!! MORON OVERLOAD! MORON OVERLOAD! SOMEONE JUST SAID SOMETHING STUPID!

 

by BDD
3-11-03
After i put my stuff away in my locker and collect my books for first-fourth period i am approached by an annoying group of SSHS freshmen boys
Marisa: and another day of busywork and bullshit begins
Aaron: MALLISSA!!!
was it easy?
????!!!
...ya know...there's a good reason they call it "Death Valley"....

 

by BDD
3-12-03
Alex gimme some of those Funnyuns.
Fuck you! They're my damn Funnyuns!
We must find a way to expel Alex from the table (again!)
Yes, I agree. (because I always try to ban Alex from the table)
Alex, go sit with Gay Eddie because you are BANNED.
OMFG not again!

 

by BDD
3-12-03
Did your table ban you again?
Yeah...
It's okay, we accept you for who you are.
Yes, you are my true friends.
As long as Ed there doesn't try to hit on me, we'll get along just fine.
Mmm k

 

by BDD
3-12-03
Yeah, those people are all so mean to you.
Yes, they are the infidels.
LOL except for Edward.
Why Edward? He's mean too.
Oh okay.
Now I must plot my revenge against the infidels.

 

by BDD
3-12-03
Anyone want my leftover rice?
I only eat rice with chopsticks.
(that's the other girl)
Nope.
Well none of you can have my rice because YOU'RE THE INFIDELS!!!
(the infidels' table!)
We don't want your damn rice.
Yeah, stop having gaysecks with Gay Eddie (or something else stupid like that.)

 

by BDD
3-12-03
(looking at the other girl)
*whisper* I don't know her name...
Her name is Jennifer.
Oh, hi Jessica!
GRR! *furious rage* My name is Jennifer!
Yeah but I felt like calling you Jessica, how 'bout that?
ROAR! *rant rant rant rant*

 

by BDD
3-12-03
(this and the last one happened TODAY!)
Anyone want my leftover rice?
Nope.
You only eat it with chopsticks, right?
Right.
This was one of the greatest moments of my life.
Ok then, here's some chopsticks! (I really gave her some chopsticks!)
I love you you're so random.

 

by BDD
3-12-03
So do you have any food for me?
*gives him granola bar*
Sweet!
(Then I took a bite out of the granola bar and it was shitty (boo!) so I offered it to JESSICA!)
Meg is a genius.
Did you bite off of this?!
No, he just took a piece off of it.

 

by BDD
3-12-03
Look, Alex is religous, he has a cross on his shirt.
Yeah...
WOAH I am a Christian but I would not wear a shirt like that to school.
Woah, denying the Lord is like, a sin or something.
I don't know what should go here.

 

by BDD
3-12-03
(back in class!)
So what else can I make a comic about?
I don't know...
Well then, I'll make a situation to make a comic about!
Ha ha!
...woah. So here we are.
...woah...

 

by BDD
3-12-03
(in between classes!)
There was this kid in my 8th grade math class and I hadn't seen him since the last day of school last year.
?
...oh, that's right, because you're a freshman, ha ha.
(a real quote!)
Yeah, I'm just a dorky little freshman.
Ha ha, you're just a little freshman!

 

by BDD
3-18-04
Hi kids, IB_XC here. You may have noticed that I haven't made a comic in a while. A month or so, I believe. Well, I'm turning into BDD again. Bye!
Ironic how I looked a lot younger for a while there. Well, now it's time for the promised clichés.
I stepped out. I did not step down.
Guess who's back...back again...BDD's back...tell a friend.
I'm baaaaaack!

 

by BDD
3-24-04
Past
Present
MOH
Future

 

by BDD
3-24-04
paradigm reason theoryofknowledge
........PHILOSOPHIZE
!
stephen jay gould
im biased moo
j
! - can't perceive whats going on eher
IM GOING TO DISCUSS METAPHYSICS
*Philosophize

 

by BDD
3-24-04
ways.........ways of knowing.........where the wild emotionhandssalk roams;sad
i perceive an alephan ont my bench...i wantt o eat it
eat metaphysics loser
room 51
MY EXISTENCE IS QUESTTIONABLE!!!! AAHHFDSLKJ!!!! AJSDKOL!!!
hey....this guy has beavers........IM ILLOGICAL
in another plane of being...
AAHHH THAT FLAG IS A SYMBOL FOR POLITICAL IDEALS!!
shut the f up lil wanka! im here to distinguish between language and logic!

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