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by Beeko180
9-28-08
Ahead is the Mountain of Ice. Go forth and catch it my son.
Are you sure you're god?
Run Forest Run.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
Hunny! What are we going to cook for dinner?
Just get a McCain's Ready-Cook Meal out of the Freezer.
This Commercial is starring John McCain
*Fluff*
This Commercial brought to you by... McCain's: Think Again. Think McCain
Ah McCain You've done it again.

 

by Beeko180
9-28-08
This Episode is based on a geeky event taken place in heaven...........
Now write the suicide e-mail.
Dear Reader of this e-mail, I have decided to commit suicide due to peer-pressure.
If you have any concerns about why I have peer-pressure then reply to this message at GodzHomiez@hotmail.com
Wait. Scratch that last and say: If you want advice on how to get over your ordeal I say: Deal with it you screwed up organisms!

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
Time to Activate the bomb........
BOOM!
THUD!
What the hell was that!
I think it was a man falling from the sky onto the bonnet of our car!

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
Whatever just happened, it was not good.
Where am I?

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
Suddenly a Mexican Man named Gwenardo appears in front of Chen.......
Welcome to Mexico!
This is definitely not the best time for a welcome party.
Introducing............
I'm goin'

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
Well I guess I better find the nearest town.....
And So Chen sets off, with no knowledge of his destination and unaware of what will happen next.................

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
6 months later Chen Arrives in the bustling streets of Mexico...........
Here's a nice place to get changed.. Luckily I had my breifcase with me when I fell.
The following scenes depict chen as a blurred sand man due to pointless reasons....
Whatever you do honey, don't look down.
Ok.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! MUMMY I LOOKED DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
Ah that's much better.
Look if you won't do it. I will!
huh?
SHOOT HIM!
Shoot who?
[crude immitation] Shoot who?

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
Chen needs to use the bathroom........
Uhh I have OCD. I need to use a bathroom but it needs to be extremely clean?
Well. You've come to the right place! Follow me!
I have to use THAT thing! What is it? A sinkhole?!
No it's a bottle. I'll leave you to it sir!
You're still here.
I know. I like watching strangers pee.

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
YES! I'VE FINALLY GOTTEN ENOUGH MONEY TO GET A FLIGHT BACK HOME!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!
Yoink!
Hey! Get back here with my Money!
In a desperate attempt to seize the only chance he has of getting back home, chen runs after the robber...................

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
Get back here!
They turn a corner and Suddenly the Robber is cornered in a back-alley...........
Ok I admit it........................
It was me!
Wasn't that already quite obvious?

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
Ok buster! hand over the money!
here.
>:-(

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
And your ticket?
Here.
Good. Your flight leaves in 10 minutes. *points to a plane some distance away* That's your plane right over there.
Fat people are always so nice. : )
Hurray up you loose piece of trash or I'll dump you in the garbage where you belong!

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
On the flight back home.........
*THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP*
Would you please stop hitting the back of my seat. It's driving me crazy.
That's the whole point you idiot! *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP*
WOULD YOU STOP FREAKING DOIN' THAT ALREADY!!!!! I'VE BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN YOU COULD FREAKING HANDLE!! WHAT BEING ON A PLANE THAT EXPLODES FALLING ONTO A FREAKING CAR BONNET IN THE DESERT!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously man, you should take a chill pill.

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
[sits back down]
Continue.
*THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP*
This is gonna be a loooooong flight back home.......
*THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP* *THWUMP*

 

by Beeko180
9-29-08
What the hell happened here?!
Oh no! he's back and you've blown the house up! Quick chuck, think up something pithy and funny to say before he explodes!
Welcome to KFC may i take your order?

[imitates a customer]

Why I'd like a stop sign and two floorboards please.

 

by Beeko180
9-30-08
Did you call the plumber?
He wasn't available.
I'll ask it again, Did you call the plumber?
He wasn't available.
I'll ask it for the third and final time, Did you call the plumber?
OK OK! Stop pressuring me! I didn't call him because I shot him for stealing the peanuts out of the fridge god damn it!

 

by Beeko180
9-30-08
Ok, Here's the deal. I think I may have pre-paid fo the cleaner and that with a permanent package deal. So we're going to have to fire them all to get our money back.
I still don't understand why you wanted to talk about this in a storage closet.
Meanwhile............
Ok, here's the deal, I've placed the cup of coffee next to that toilet inside that cubicle over there. I want you to drink it, fill it with potty water, and give it to the security guard as a gift.
I still don't understand why you put it next to a toilet.
A little while later............
This coffee tastes funny

 

by Beeko180
9-30-08
Even though Chen uses his Emergency stash to rebuild th house back to the exact way it was before, he ends up firing the service he had paid for............
I here by dub you...................
Fired.
Ok. Bye.
I believe I can fly, I wish Chuck had shot my FBI's, I think about em' every night and day, how they got up and ran away! I believe I can Lie, that I still have my FBI's................

 

by Beeko180
9-30-08
Can you cook me up all your meals please?
Yeah sure. I'll get to it right away sir..........
Yes! The plan is working perfectly. Now all I have to do is wait for him to cook the meals and then I can use the meals to get the recipes. Then I can just fire him without hesitation.
I wonder why he wants all of my recipes......
After Chen has recorded all the recipes.........
That was a fantastic brunch chef. Oh by the way your fired. I've already packed up your stuff and put them over there by the door.
WHAT!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
9-30-08
Gardener Kevin, I have something to tell you.?
You've got a promotion.
Really?!
Yes. You're fired. Pack your stuff up, your leaving.

 

by Beeko180
9-30-08
During the time when chen is Firing the plumber.
Well you seem to be pretty ok with this don't you.
But I've been wrong before

 

by Beeko180
9-30-08
Honey! There's another Mosquito!
Ughhh! I'll get the chair.......
*THWAK*
Watch out for the- Never mind.
For the last time, I did not mean to throw a chair at my neighbour.
The dead cat in your living room says different.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
Man! You gotta help me! The bully is playing hide go seek bash up! And I'm it!
I'm sorry I can't help you there.
Aw, Jeeze. Comeone man he's already ripped off one of my legs!
Only if you get this guy away from me. ⇒
*HONK* *HONK*

 

Knifes do pierce................a lot
Why is there a knife in your heeble jeebles?!
It's a piercing.
by Beeko180, 10-01-08

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
During a sleep over, the girls are trying to get over the methane war.........
*arm pit fart rhythm to the chicken dance* Fart fart fart-fart-fart-fart fart fart
ROFLOL
FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART, FART FART FART FART FART FART FART-
[fart]
John McCain will live on in our hearts......... As a bald loser.
Goodbye cruel world!

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
I heard you guys are rascist.
Tell it to the judge.
Why did you say that?
I dunno. I felt like saying it.
To be Continued..............
You should stop saying things you feel like saying. It'll get you into trouble.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
Later that day..................
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!
>:-(
10 minutes after.............
I told you so.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
So I heard that your wife cheated on you.
Really? I didn't know that. Excuseme for one moment.
30 minutes later.............
What did you go to do?
Kill my wife.
You do know I was joking about her cheating on you, right?
Oh................. oops.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
One fine day when a man runs into his doctor...........
Oh while I'm here, your bill for last week's appointment just came in. Yeah, it's 70, 000 dollars.
Excuse me for a second.............
The man walks over and stands in the middle of the road..................
What?!
[Shakes Head in Disbelief] *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk* *Tusk*

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
Seriously honey, I don't get it! You give me the night of my life and then the next day you throw me out like a used paper plate! What's the deal?!
Oh no! She's on to you, think up something stupid to change the subject!
Don't even think about trying that trick on me!
Look! It's a cute little shetland pony!
Really! Where!

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
So, your just supposed to stare at this thing?
This isn't really that bad at all!
Aren't you going to turn it on?

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
Oh Rufus, I hope you never die! I'll just go get the popcorn out of the microwave ok.
*twittle*
Ok here's the deal you stupid bird! You tell me where the money is, and nobody gets hurt!
*twittle*
Your lying! That's it!
*twittle*

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
Ok I'm- What The?!
I had no choice. He wouldn't tell me where the money was.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
Dood. Why are you dressed in a space suit?
I'm going to see the Space Chimps Movie.
I'm a big fan.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
As a tradition, The A.R.B Collection always has a few great moments. I mean, figuratively speaking, a man could jump out aaaany second now and I wouldn't bet 5 bucks on the fact that it could be me.
*HONK* *HONK*
See. What did I tell ya?
This one's for what John Howard did to my Dad!

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
One fine day Red decides to take a cruise on a holiday cruiseliner.............
My god, your Fat.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
In a very disappointing twist, Blue has to go to see his dieing niece at the hospital and miss half of the Space Chimps Movie.............
[croaks] I just want you to know....
....that....
Oh God! Would you hurray up and die already! I'm missing the movie!

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
This is a form of technology known as blue screen. We use it in movies like Star Wars and Superman to make things look absolutely real.
Why. If I were to show you what will only show up in the recording of this scene. You might as well laugh. Come to think of it. Here it is.
Daddy! We're going to miss the shoe sale!

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
*Honk* *Honk*
*Honk* *Honk*
*Honk* *Honk*
Would you please not do that when I'm trying to take a pee. It's really unnerving.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
And in this part. The chimp with the funny voice dies.
Oh God! Would you stop telling me what happens!
And in this part the-
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
The other day I went to see my in-law at the mental institution.
I asked how he was doing. He replied: Are you freaking serious?
And that's funny.............................. ............How?
I replied: Yes.

 

by Beeko180
10-01-08
And that's not all that happened today. I got my first F in My physics class.
Dear Diary,
Today I wet my pants and showed everybody in class my stinky stanky undies.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Why are Ninja's So quick...........

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
I was talking to my boss the other day and I said:
Wait.
Run away and never look back.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
I still don't see that there is more Robins here than in Mexico.
This is Mexico.
The-
Shut up.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
I told you we shouldn't have parked here.
!
1 hour later.................

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Now Chen, I want you to go spray the storage closet with This rat poison.
Why?
My Wife is buying me a present and we'll be dining in there tonight. Just go and spray the god damn place ok!
For as God intended There will be no friday
So what are you doing on Friday Frank?
I'm not sure.

 

by Beeko180
10-02-08
Was that good?

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