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by Commander_t
6-23-06
Ninjabot! Are you here to rescue me?!
What, do you think I'm stupid or something? Because I assure you, we Ninjabots are not stupid!
So... you are here to rescue me?
Look, this isn't an I.Q. Test, nor is it Fifty Questions! I'm here to rescue you, and we need to leave now before those Bob-Villa Bots come back here!
Ooo, I don't think you'll like getting out of here...
There's five thousand Bob-Villa Bots behind me with their pants down, aren't there?

 

by Commander_t
6-23-06
Inwardly weeping the man remembers those grand days of old those raucous perfomances in the theater days long past and never again to be performing his bottle of booze the only comfort now
in a cold world of reality so far from the characters he'd portrayed through stunning laughter or occasionaly sobs only the good memories held him back from that point of no return to infinity
and God knows where he will end up beyond this point in a drunken stupor his only love taken away from him in one quick swipe beyond that point now only God would know of his fate never again to reach

 

Man! Little Johnny's Mommy and Daddy gave him me for Christmas! I wonder if he'll like being eaten by a six foot tall piece of bacon? Hmmm...
by Commander_t, 8-31-06

 

by Commander_t
8-31-06
AHA!!!! Oh... Jesus...!! Your sword is bigger than mine...
Ok... uh... can you hold on just a minute?
I thought Ninjabot was supposed to fight to the death...? *sob*

 

by Commander_t
8-31-06
Hey Amish! Nice to see you again!
Yeah, it's nice to see you too. Hopefully we can work on some new stuff sometime?
Yeah, maybe we can. Ninjabot has been all right; nothing too spectacular about it.
Yeah, I'm undecided if I want to keep it going now. I think I'm going to do something with Fishhand.
No, Amish, don't go there. Fishhand is worse reading than Army Guy.
No, no. Its not that bad, but it certainly puts you on that road from stupid to retarded...

 

by Commander_t
9-27-06
AAAHHHHHH!!! BEAM ME UP, SKIPPY!!!!! IT'S GODZIWWA!!!!!

 

by Commander_t
9-27-06
Hey Amish! What's up?
Ha!! I signed up for that Witty Comics thing.
NO!!! Don't say its true! Don't tell me you've left for the competition!! NOOO!!! *sob*
No, no. I didn't leave for them. I love StripCreator, and they love me.
Oh yeah? What about the time where you got rammed up a cow's ass?
*sigh* Remember now, we're the fictional embodiements of Amish and his... amused muse. (Yeah, he's laughing at me, right now...)

 

by Commander_t
9-29-06
Every year, it seems like Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas preparations start earlier and earlier. Let's take a look, shall we?
*ELOHNROC ROBOT!!!*
No, Ma'am. I wouldn't like to buy any Girl Scout Cookies today.
Crazy, isn't it?
*Bos*

 

by Commander_t
9-29-06
You see? Tom Cruise is the perfect Living God. We Scientologists aren't crazy like we're made out to be-
NO! YOU'RE CRAZY TO BELIEVE TOM CRUISE IS THE LIVING GOD!! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY TO THINK THAT!!
Oooo...! A new conversion is about to take place!
NO! I'M NOT CRAZY!! SWEET JESUS! GET MY OUTTA HERE!!!
Well, one out of two aint bad... OHMYGOD!!! FIRE!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

 

by Commander_t
9-29-06
Shit, how long we've been on this island?
Oh, I don't know... a week?
I'm about ready to go insane over here. If we don't get picked up soon, I'll have to get my groove on with that coconut over there.
You mean in my pants? I'm ready to go anytime...!
HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've got a tree and two coconuts right here...! DON'T DENY ME...!!!

 

by Commander_t
10-01-06
So, it's open mike night...
What to talk about...? Hmmm....
I don't know... but I'm up here... because I'm the Can Man, and the Can Man can do anything!

 

by Commander_t
10-01-06
So... I saved you from that deserted island. I'll need some sort of payback.
Oh, ok. How much do you want?
As much as you're willing to give me.
Sadly, you're not talking about money, are you?

 

by Commander_t
10-01-06
...
...
Is this thing on...?

 

by Commander_t
10-05-06
*CHIRP!!*
So, young Grasshopper, that's why you must choose the Religion of Scientology!!
TOM CRUISE!! THAT'S ANOTHER ONE LOST TO JESUS CHRIST!! IT WAS A FREAKING ROBOT TOO!!

 

by Commander_t
10-05-06
WittyComics makes me want to put this nail deep into your skull little squirrelly...
Ooopss.... muh wen cul n ambank...

 

by Commander_t
10-07-06
HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE!!!
oooo... Nothing.....
Nothing, eh? I'm sure PETA-types would be _very_ angry about that snake you're throttling.
Er... that's not _a_ snake, per se...

 

by Commander_t
10-07-06
Hey, Amish! What's up?
I'm running out of ideas. Have you seen the recent comics I've made? Total crap!!
Yeah, Amish, it's crazy. There have been more crap than usual lately.
Yeah, like WittyComics. Did you see what they made you out to be? A freaking rabbit-creature from a bad horror movie.
*sob* I guess it's happening to both of us. General suckiness...
Well, I certainly don't want to know what you're sucking... I DID IT AGAIN!!

 

by Commander_t
10-07-06
*poot*
*moo*
*poot*
*moo*
*poot*
*moo*

 

by Commander_t
10-07-06
Was it the Ghost of Christmas Past or the bad acid that he hit earlier that was causing this delusion who knows and who cares it's a freaking squirrel wearing a diaper and wielding an axe
It was all nonsense really but what wasn't around here nowadays the thing is not to believe any of it its all crazy and that's what this president isn't
HAHAHA!!!!
Everybody else is crazy just like those pork chops dancing around my brain for God knows how long...
Can you help free-up the pork around here? I'm getting mighty hungry...

 

You're not helping things any...
.....braan herrt.... cul abnk....
by Commander_t, 11-05-06

 

by Commander_t
11-05-06
Captain's Diary: Ah, the marvels of this world's educational system. Look at that youth in action, learning how to properly use an axe from his woodshop class!
...kill...

 

by Commander_t
11-05-06
Look, I'll tell you one last time. We're not going to lose either the House or the Senate to your type. Mr. President is firmly in control of the situation, and he would _never_ let that happen!!
HA! We're going to defeat you horribly!
I think not. Mr. President has an Ace up his sleeve...!
Really?
Meanwhile...
Mr. Presidnet, I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make life easier!
Er, that wasn't the case the last time you tried to make mine easier. I was institutionalized... *sob*

 

I swear, the anal probe wont hurt this time!!
!!!
by Commander_t, 11-10-06

 

by Commander_t
11-13-06
POPPA!! POPPA!! It's horrible...!!! *sob*
Son, what's wrong?
It's the American People!! They HATE ME!! *sob*
Hmm... Well, you could invade...?
*sniffles* Yeah, yeah. Maybe that will work...
They're evil anyway. We need less of that in the world, you know? AND HEY!!! _THEY_ probably have WMD's!!!

 

by Commander_t
11-13-06
At an impromptu White House Press Conference...
So, my decision is final because I'm your president, Mr. President. WE ARE GOING TO INVADE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!! They will be shown NO MERCY...!!
But Mr. President, that's insanity!! _WE'RE_ the United States!!
Well, my last message to them is: BE PREPARED!! WE'RE SENDING MICHAEL JACKSON AFTER YOUR CHILDREN, K-FED AFTER YOUR WIVES, AND ABE VIGODA TO MAKE YOUR ARMY'S LIFE EASIER!! HAHAHA!!!
*sob* Th-this is Pete Hayes, Ace Reporter for Channel 36 News, reporting from the White House...
Meanwhile...
Huraa! Meeztur Prizidunt sez weer ginna envaad da Yunitid Stits! I ginna kiilll!! WOOHOO!!
I'm a Democrat. I could never listen to Mr. President or his Followers... DIE!!!

 

by Commander_t
12-03-06
Ah!, you must be the Roofer here to fix up the Lincoln Bedroom's leaky ceiling!
Uh, no... I was hired to fix the War In Iraq. *nudge nudge, wink wink* That sort of stuff, you know?
Really? With just a hammer and a nail?
Sure! Just watch!
...we're screwed even more than we were before...
... cull amban... mi bran com zumbo...

 

by Commander_t
12-08-06
AAAHHH!!! IT'S THE GHOST OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!
*sigh* No you idiot. I'm just a messenger, with some bad news.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S TAKEN OVER THE LINCOLN BEDROOM AGAIN?! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
No, you dolt. _We're_ in the Licoln Bedroom.
*sob* Please, don't anal rape me...
*sigh* Idiot...

 

by Commander_t
12-08-06
Su, iz com dun tu dis. I nu yuh'd bee hurr, su ubvuos. Da Kapan nu et tu.
NO-no-no, you've got it all wrong. I'm on your side, just deep undercover! I'm a good guy...!
Uh yuh? Weel ci aboot dat, wint wee?
What?
KILL!!

 

by Commander_t
12-08-06
If you're not going to... what are you going to do to me then?
I told you. I'm a messenger. Since you're the White House Press Secretary, I think I can give you the message to be delivered to Mr. President.
NO!! Don't make me do it!! You can't!!
Yes, I can and will...
Meanwhile...
Abe Vigoda! May I have a word? We're outside the White House with Abe Vigoda, Special Advisor to Mr. President. What's the news?
Grim. Even I have to admit, it's going to be a tough job making these people's lives easier...

 

by Commander_t
12-09-06
Sir, I'm sorry to say I can't let you eat this tasty delicacy. There seems to be a hair in it.
Ooo, my pussy doesn't mind a hair every now and then...!

 

by Commander_t
12-09-06
ROCK ON!! YOU'RE ON MY TURF!! WOOO!!!
THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU...!!!
ROCK ON!! WOOO!!!

 

by Commander_t
12-09-06

 

by Commander_t
12-09-06
Tobor Cornhole?
*CORNHOLE!!!*

 

by Commander_t
12-09-06
TOBOR CORNHOLE!!!
No thank you. I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make lives easier. Now close your eyes, because I've got a BIG surpise!!
TOBOR CORNHOLE!!!
Ooo....!

 

by Commander_t
12-10-06
Bessie, I think you just might have the right idea...
*Moo*
COLONICS FOR THE BOTH OF US!!!
*MOO!*

 

by Commander_t
12-10-06
TOBOR CORNHOLE!!!
HA!

 

by Commander_t
12-14-06
*bawk*
Git uttuh heer yuh crezuh ruustur!! Geez! Yu ruund mi Rid Rasser gaam!!
*bawk bawk*

 

by Commander_t
12-14-06
Hmm... Captain's Diary-- This... world, seems to be filled with some sort of sub-human species. We should do our best to avoid all contact--
--specifically with the one they call 'Brad'. He tried to assume the 'Captain's Position' on the Captain! ECCHHH!!!!
*sob*

 

Somebody likes Amish's comics...
*sob* You really, really like them!!! HOORAY!!! *sniffle*
by Commander_t, 12-14-06

 

by Commander_t
12-14-06
*ROAR!*
YOKO ONO!! IT'S GODZIWWA!!!!!
*ROAR!*
PLEEZ! MISTER GODZIWWA! DON'T EAT ME!!
No, I'm not going to eat you. I just ate all the other people of Tokyo. Why would I eat you? HA! You should have seen the look on your face!! SUCKER!! *ROAR!!*

 

by Commander_t
2-24-07
Bad news Jerry. The Board has voted for the anal probe. I'm sorry.
He's so crying on the inside.

 

by Commander_t
2-25-07
Hmmm... Hamburgers sound good.
I'm going to eat you.

 

John Deere...
by Commander_t, 3-21-07

 

My name is Ted Nugent. I'm here to kill you.
...
by Commander_t, 5-21-07

 

by Commander_t
7-03-07
BACK!! Back!, you crazy Scientologist...!!
No, no! I'm not crazy! I only want to show you the power of Tom Cruise.
You're lying! Tom Cruise isn't real!
No? Have you seen his latest movie?
Oh, yeah. It was decent enough... DAMMIT!!!

 

by Commander_t
7-05-07
You know, back in 'Nam I used to eat people like you.
Uh, really. Oh, man... uh...
Yeah. How do you think I got this war wound here? Some crazy kook bit of my hand and I said to myself: 'Damn. I wonder how he tastes.' And hey, it was pretty tasty.
You're grossing me out right now.
I'd bet anything that you taste good...
...

 

by Commander_t
7-05-07
Alone and cold, Johnny was forced to face a world he didn't know it was said he'd never go beyond those doors again but lo
Look at Johnny now, he knows the world he has lived in and longs for its warmth and comfort Johnny hears the voices inside and out now what is left
Is a cold world towards Johnny one where he is left to journey alone through a wilderness filled with fear and a stillness he can barely imagine

 

People don't understand me. They should!! I'm the President of the Free World, by golly!!
by Commander_t, 7-05-07

 

by Commander_t
7-05-07
Crazy ninja!! I can see you!

 

by Commander_t
7-05-07
Oh God, I think I'm going crazy! Will Beverly ever shut up?! Endless talking about... /things/ she doesn't know about, like driving and comic strips...!
Blah blah blah...
Why couldn't she just get her licencse and free me of this pain? I wear a smile to try and hide the pain as much as I can, but one day, it'll break-
Blah blah blah...
and BOOM! Straight into a wall or eighteen wheeler! Too bad we're in the middle of the desert. NO! Happy thoughts, Floyd!, HAPPY THOUGHTS!!
Blah blah blah...

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