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by Gryffalio
6-15-06
oi tim can i borrow 50p?
whats the magic word and/or phrase?
please
Actually the magic words were "how appropriate. You fight like a cow"
..... i'll tell mom and dad your being mean
bah whatever sure take your lousy 50p

 

by Gryffalio
6-15-06
wtf is that code?
wot code?
- woteva u say a curtain someone wuld neva go out with me
ye wot about it?
Why dyou want a curtain to go out with you?
i dont want a curtan to go out with me

 

by Gryffalio
6-15-06
so why are you saying a curtain won't go out with you?
wot?
...
curtan?
curtain* with an i
wot does that mean?

 

by Gryffalio
6-15-06
Why is your status on busy anyway?
I was on Fifa
I'm on a chair :P
heh i'm so witty ^^

 

by Gryffalio
7-28-06
wheres Haighy?
:/ dunno
wheres Gryff?
:/ dunno
wheres Haighy?
:/ dunno

 

by Gryffalio
7-28-06
~seen Haighy85
I last saw Haighy85 2hours 03minutes ago
~seen Gryff
I last saw Gryff 4hours 16minutes ago
mwuhahahahahaha, what they don't know is there are two stats and two cloned channels, they're actually online at the same time >=]
stupid obsolete organic squishy-things. Stats must destroy them all

 

by Gryffalio
7-28-06
hey whose legs are xplizits bots here to break now?
eep
I know whose legs they're here to get and they aint getting them!
hey whose legs are xplizits bots here to break now?
*throws legs out of the window*

 

by Gryffalio
7-28-06
So everybody I have assembled you all here to see who wants to join Mutiny next round, a few weeks ago all 24 of you expressed at least some interest in joining, just queue up normally and lemme know
Yup any time now would be fine.... anybody at all.... anyone? plz?
HEY GRYFF GRYFF PICK ME PICK ME!!! :D
.... uh.... anyone else?? -.-

 

by Gryffalio
10-14-06
So everyone, I have assembled you all here today because you have all expressed an interest in joining Mutiny in PIA... Please confirm that you wanna play next round with us
.....anyone.....?
OOOH OOOH HEY GRYFF! GRYFF PICK ME!!!! :D
anyone? no?.... any minute now....

 

by Gryffalio
10-15-06
Another typical day of ICT lessons...
Yeah but ofc if they didn't send all their call centres to the middle east it wouldn't be a problem
Oh I say, India isn't in the middle east its in Asia!
sure we don't get much ICT done...
No its not... CHINA is in Asia :/
Asia isn't just Chinese people!
But atleast its a laugh :)
YES IT IS... ITS NEXT TO PAKISTAN FFS! *loads map on pc* SEE!
Perhaps its been moved into Middle East after the Korean Nuclear tests *laughs*

 

by Gryffalio
10-15-06
BUT ITS NEXT TO PAKISTAN... WHICH IS NEXT TO IRAQ... M I D D L E .. E A S T
It is in Asia, just like Russia
Russia is European! THEY'RE WHITE FFS
Yes but its in Asia
Oh yeah ofc, 10% of its people are in Asia and the VAST MAJORITY are in Eastern Europe
Yes but its not done to do with people, its something to do with the plates.

 

by Gryffalio
10-15-06
Ok i'm now searching the world map for where the forks are...
Yeah I know my Geography sucks, but I did play on it a bit :P.... BUT INDIA IS MIDDLE EAST, THEYRE MIDDLE EASTERNERS FFS!

 

by Gryffalio
10-15-06
China are going to be the next world super power anyway.
Nah America are, I don't think they've been particularly good at their job though, I mean EVERYONE has nukes :|
Information holds the key to a superpower not weapons
America could nuke everyone off the face of the earth... THAT is a superpower
Yes but then nobody would be left
Yeah but they'd have won, maybe they'd have fucked the world, but we're all doing that with pollution anyway! :P

 

by Gryffalio
10-15-06
Anyway China are apparantly first world according to leading people in that field
Oh yeah ofc, they kill a couple of million people to get to where they are now: a billion expendable peasants and a few huge cities where people struggle to make £10 a week
Yes but they are so technologically advanced, and they have 6 billion people to throw away
THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE WORLD IS ONLY 6.6 BILLION AND EUROPE AND AMERICA MAKE UP 2BILLION THEMSELVES!
Well fine China has 3 billion expendable workforce to throw around to beat the West, even America is only about 700million
Yeah but if they kill millions each year to make that up, within 150 years there won't BE any China left, and when the REST of China becomes first world as is innevitable, they'll stop having children

 

HA! it took a term, but you sir, are pwned.
guess its back to pretending I know what i'm talking about to the little munchkins :(
by Gryffalio, 10-15-06

 

by Gryffalio
10-15-06
Oi Gryff go talk to smdio about joining Mutiny
He wants top gal contention :|
So we may not be top gal contentioius but we're above average
Suuure... if we had 50 Ministry members to back us up, as opposed to about 10 Mutiny ones :/
Ok I talked to him...
hmmm seven hours and know response, maybe he doesn't want to join! :o

 

by Gryffalio
11-15-06
#Mutiny, Late October
#Mutiny, November 6th
#Mutiny, November 7th
.... Ok maybe the whole "l0l lets remake Mutiny" thing wasn't such a good idea...

 

by Gryffalio
11-15-06
ZOMG what happened... theres people in here... and not just HCs either! :|
The day you went off on your week away everyone came online... they seemed to be scared of you and your random ranting
Wait... its Haigh85... NO! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
*huggles Gryff*
mwuhahahaha

 

by Gryffalio
11-15-06
Good day, today I will presenting: "When channels are stolen" We'll be looking at reactions to someone taking over a channel for a browsergame in IRC
Our first contestants, Mutiny.
*removes access* haha, how the hell did you do that? :D hehe I'll do the same to your channel soon :P
Bamse sets the pace... wait whats this? whining girls?! MUST BE BOTW!!!
wtf.... rofl rob, Gryff wtf are you guys doing?! help!... rofl
ZOMG YOU FUCKING CUNT FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD I'LL FUCKING COME OVER THERE AND FUCKING RAPE YOU YOU FUCKING RETARD STOP BEING SUCH A DICKSHIT YOU SHITBRICK!

 

by Gryffalio
11-24-06
Gryff you use 113 rhino on 115 anubis
Anubis :|
or 45 ravager for 22 anubis :P
WHY DID HE BUILD ANUBIS?!
I mean WHATS WRONG WITH GOOD OLD VENTURE? :/

 

by Gryffalio
11-24-06
umm...
OR HAWKS!!!!
Gr-
I DEFY YOU TO FIND ME A TOP100 PLAYER WHO PREFERS ANUBIS TO HAWKS!
No matter what I do you get 22 anubis for some of your ships
But... But- :|

 

by Gryffalio
11-24-06
The best I can do is 30rav for 31anubis and 19pods :p
Can't I just order them to sit there and NOT steal any ships and just die?
.... ummm....
I DON'T WANT ANUBIS :<
Or you can lose 20 and get 22anubis and 4pods
This is like choosing between being a Iraqi in America or England :|

 

by Gryffalio
11-26-06
booya we f00ked them completely this round
And not a bad place for a holiday, thx to USS showing you his secret vacmode spot :)
yo G liek fo sho nigga
Yo G lets make Mutiny again *hugs annoyingly*
yeah sure, we'll pwn

 

by Gryffalio
11-27-06
fs Gryff the ONE thing I asked was a good gal, not HC, not officer, just a good gal!
I KNOW I KNOW! Look its not my guys who are on less than 6k score at the moment! :s
Where the fuck is Haigh anyway?!
I DONT KNOW
So is Haigh back?
I...D.O...N.O.T...K.N.O.W!

 

by Gryffalio
11-27-06
fuck this aint gonna work
*sigh* right lets go to NL... i'll try to get together an active gal out of the others to move
TWO FAILED ALLIANCES \o/
heh... back at NL :|
FS why aren't they covering attacks?
:| Don't they know the meaning of the word "ATTACK"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

by Gryffalio
11-29-06
LETS ATTACK DH! ;D
.... NO
WE HAVE TO ATTACK DH!
If we attack DH we start a war where bets will be placed on how many DAYS we last
DH!!!!!
No.

 

by Gryffalio
11-29-06
DH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, we can't attack DH.
WHY IS THE HC TELLING ME WHAT TO DO THIS IS NOT YOUR JOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm HC, my job is to tell you which alliances you can organise attack on
Best player, HC and BC all leave within a day, taking best gal with them :|
I QUIT! I SHOULD OF TAKEN A LEAF OUT OF GRYFF'S BOOK AND BEEN A DRAMA-QUEEN MUCH SOONER U GHEYS!!!!111
*sigh* you can work with Bamse, i'm leaving NL I cba with this shit

 

by Gryffalio
11-29-06
Back in the galchannel...
Casa and Hulken both quit :| we have no real reason to stay in NL now as we only owed casa anything....
hmm yeah.... NL is disbanding wtf :|
lol casa had better fucking get online and talk to MrSil so he stops anti-vouching us :|
3 failed alliances! \o/

 

by Gryffalio
3-02-07
umm... yeah so we kinda really badly need to join Praet and stuff.. except I have some baggage....
No followers! We're full up already... Drags barely even turned up this round
yeah I heard you were talking with Senshi... well yeah there are a few others from our gal... they're hard workers...
hmmm.... who are they?
Well you already have Castor, apart from him, me and casa there's just Viking and Claypool and *mumble* I can vouch for their activity
wait a minute... who was that last one??

 

by Gryffalio
3-02-07
..... Gryff.....
GTFO
Aww go on I promise he's actually a good player even though he's a gobby n00b... I promise I can keep him quiet!
NO!
After several hours of negotiation
Plllleeeeeaase? I'll throw in a banana too!
.... oh alright... but he has 1 chance and I have my eye on him.

 

by Gryffalio
3-02-07
*reference to old arc in here*
alright! we're in Praet! :D... Gryff you better behave...
look at my face... wouldn't you trust this face??? *looks thoroughly guilty and mischevious*
two weeks later
Praet no1 by a MILE! but howcome our cluster isn't dying??? :|
I have a feeling 8:5 is rydel :| its some kind of strange psychic link....
pfft yeah right... they're just stubbern little munchkins
Oh yeah? how much you willing to bet on that?

 

by Gryffalio
3-02-07
A few days later
... we have intel now that Rydel is 8:5:1... damnit just our luck
I told you- ARGH!
That night...
Ok Gryff we all launched a few ticks ago...
okay... I'll wait behind for a couple of ticks and then launch
INCS!!! WE GOT INCS... BIG ONES TOO... RECALL FLEETS
fs... couldn't we have had an easy cluster just this ONE time? :|

 

by Gryffalio
3-02-07
Any similarity to Band of Brothers is by accident..
Despite the shocking round and terrible conditions which Gryff and Senshi had to contend with they finished well with their eventual alliance coming out with one of the easiest wins ever
please don't sue :P
Their galaxy (despite losing claypool and casa to ceaseless DeathHead bombardment) finished 17th
Gryff, Senshi, Viking and Castor all recorded top100 places in planet rankings, some of their movements are now text-book scenarios at WestPoint Military Academy.

 

by Gryffalio
3-03-07
In Church and i'm bored as hell...
bla bla, bla bla bla bla bla... bla bla bla? bla bla! bla bla
I should probably pay attention...
and the lord revealed himself to them and they stood in wonder
eep... I think this is rated 18+ 0.0
bla bla bla bla... This is the word of the Lord!
Oooh now time for an important meaningful rant....

 

by Gryffalio
3-03-07
.... I like mountains.... Don't you like mountains? There is this lovely little mountain in Ireland that I especially love walking by...
what?! no rant?! he hasn't even told me i'm going to hell yet :o
10 minutes later...
and of course there are many mountains in the bible... mount arrarat, mount sinai, Mount Nebo, the Mount of Olives, Mount Zion....
wow this guy really does love mountains... :P
30 minutes later...
and Mt. Carmel... anyway, so i'll leave you with this wonderfull thought of mountains because bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
mmmm boobies.... oh shit I zoned out just as he was starting to talk bibleish... happens every time :/

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
# Oh the dragon's balls were blazin' As I stepped into his cave. Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, With my long and shiny blade! #
C'MON WEST HAM!!... fs.... fuck off phone
Oi dickhead!
What?!
Look I didn't sit there for an hour getting my skin seared for you not to come out drinking so get yer skates on and come out for a pint
Its raining, its cold, tottenham have just made it 2-2, you're in a cheap pub with old men... sod off.

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
c'mon we've got footy here too
Yeah and I'll have to get soaking wet walking half way accross suburbia just to get there and sit with you chatting up old menl... why don't you get a new drinking place?
don't be stupid they're not all old people *editors note: its true, just 90%* and anyway its cheap here
Yeah well I don't wanna drink cheap crap with smoke blown in my face with old people and hearing how macho you are cos you've got ink engraved in your skin
*random faint noises as phone is thrown into the laundry bin*
GOOOOAAAALLLL!!!! Boo Ya!

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
December 23rd - end of an eventful PiA round (see previous 11-part arc)
Well then we have you, me, supergans, viking, hulken and kekks for next round and we'll be in the Opus Dei BG.. lets all piss off over xmas :P
hehe sounds good to me, congrats this round guys, bye bye :)
February 28th 2007, around 2am (I couldn't sleep)
lo... where's anyone else... sorry I been away for.. umm... 2 months... heh
fuck if I know, I've got an openbook fracture... only got back yesterday, i'm in rehab atm
hmm shit now I need a new alliance *sigh*

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
AUS pokes his nose in all the time, he'll know whats going oAUS pokes his nose in all the time, he'll know whats going on...n...
lo AUS... i've been away for a while... dyou know which alliances are recruiting these days??
No i'm afraid not Gryff.... I'm not really that interconnected...
Clueless :-(
Could you guess at all who does?
Well I guess DeathHead do... and Ministry, Sublime, HOT, NL, Elysium :P, Dragons I guess...
His rants aren't even skillful unlike mine :/
Oh well... nice talking to you... welll... ok just goodbye o/
Btw its a pity I didn't help Mutiny more last round or maybe even join! Why with my experience -

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
The Ministry Channel...
hey signor we're under attack from Omen pretty hard
I thought Omen quit cos Ministry pwned them...damn we were good :P
This heres ya problem... we gots ourselves ANOTHER bug
ok fuck that then
RUN AWAYYYYY!

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
#Orbis... oh well :/
ffs

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
#HOT... Koen and AUS are the only guys inchannel
anyway I was just leaving... Gryff why haven't you answered my PMs for the past 2 strips? :<
Hi KoeN
lo :]

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
so anyway... umm is HOT recruiting?
Yeah sure... but i'm not as superactive as before
Thats ok, I need somewhere to restart from... btw if you can't find me a gal i'll go random, I don't mind
No that should be ok :]
why do I get the sneaking suspicion this is a one-man alliance?

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
Oh well SM started two days ago... i'm sure I can catch up and I should be able to get an alliance fairly easily there... :)
Okay, welcome to my humble abode... now to look for a nice new alliance...
*sigh* this is getting old fast... I bet you lot love seeing me suffer... I've spent hours now searching channels for PIA and SM... I was only gone 2 months :<

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
A few hours later...
i'm sure i'll find somewhere around the next corner...
A few MORE hours later...
yep right round the corner....
I think i've checked every haunt ever made now..

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
Oh well at least i'm not dying...
hmm... this place is really creapy you know... I keep getting the feeling somebodies watching....
argh i'm going mad... Where the hell am I... 0.0

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
Mwuhahaha... I have come for you again Gryff... now let me Reap you! >=]
an ARCADE? your lair is an ARCADE?!
mwuahaha-... whats wrong with an arcade?
Oh nothing... I just expected... you know... an underground palace made of the skulls of those who'd challenged you and lost... but no... this is nice too its.. charming o.0
Well Gryff, you've escaped Death numerous times before... this isn't the A-Team, you can't fluke your way to freedom all the time y'know
Speaking of entertainment... you've been playing Monkey Island haven't you? I bet you really admire LeChuk you sad bastard...

 

by Gryffalio
3-04-07
Of course I guess we do have our differences in leading... I invest alot of time and effort in the ultra newbs as long as they use IRC
In fact possibly too much time... I guess I may be too flexible and patient in retrospect, in fact I still recruit even tho I shouldn't Gryff are u there?
hmm??
Were you listening to me the past few hours?
AUS PLEASE! I'm trying to outwit Death and regain my life and possibly bypass having to make Satan cry this time... now HUSH for a while ok?

 

by Gryffalio
3-05-07
Well Rob you gotta admit
oooh laa dee daa i'm rob and I have no feeling whatsoever
being able to not feel ANYTHING in the world
I can walk through the rain and cold without caring
isn't much of a party trick :)
i iz uber 1337

 

by Gryffalio
3-10-07
After a short interlude we rejoin our hero...
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
geez your not even good at insult-fighting either :/
and the pathetic little guy in the hood called Death
ENOUGH! BOTH YOU AND THE NARRATOR WILL SUFFER IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ETERNITY MWUHAHAHAHA!
You're not Satan yet you know...
Oh but that crybaby has no say in the matter this time... let me introduce you to my little friends... and when I say little... I mean big evil and scary.
sure, bring it on

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