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*gasp* I LOVE this outfit! What do you think?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...haha...heh... Oh, you were serious...
by HCRoyall, 8-30-05

 

I wish my boyfriend was just like you.
by HCRoyall, 8-31-05

 
by HCRoyall, 8-31-05

 

by HCRoyall
9-01-05
I can't believe I had to rewrite half the code to SC just to fix those bugs. Maybe I should have backed it up since if this goes wrong the whole site will fail, but it should be okay...
[Enter]
[This program has performed an illegal action and will be shut down. All unsaved information will be lost.]
Whatever.
[www.xxxanalteens.com]

 

...the biggest laugh you get is when you say "I can't understand why no one likes my comics."
by HCRoyall, 9-01-05

 

What if "nigger" meant "joke"?
...your only good nigger pulls the race card...
by HCRoyall, 9-01-05

 

... you're Gene.
Ha ha!
by HCRoyall, 9-01-05

 

... Spankling rejects your sexual advances.
by HCRoyall, 9-01-05

 

... your only claim to fame is being an in-joke on a make-your-own-comic site...
by HCRoyall, 9-01-05

 

by HCRoyall
9-03-05
RAAR!! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO, PROFESSOR?
I just installed a temporal distortion device in you, TOBOR!
WHAT DOES IT DO?
The temporal distortion device will allow you to travel through time!
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Sheesh, I"m a mad scientist who created a robot that anally molests people and he has to ask me why I do anything.

 

... your famous humor im-'puns' on the sensibilities of others...
by HCRoyall, 9-03-05

 

... Wal-Mart is the only thing standing between you and world domination...
by HCRoyall, 9-03-05

 

...you've got a nice car but no pants to go with it...
by HCRoyall, 9-03-05

 

...the only thing you're good for is sexual innuendo and prostitution jokes...
by HCRoyall, 9-06-05

 

Do you think I need to loose weight? Don't tell me you haven't noticed.
Holy crap! I thought you were pregnant!
by HCRoyall, 9-06-05

 

Neat! Your wrinkles almost look like a highway map of Iowa!
by HCRoyall, 9-06-05

 

... there are no more insults left to use on you...
by HCRoyall, 9-07-05

 

... the only American less popular than you is Michael Jackson...
by HCRoyall, 9-07-05

 

by HCRoyall
9-07-05
Wasn't your family from New Orleans, Butch?
Yeah, but they all died a couple of years ago, so there's no personal worry here.
All of them? How?
Coincidentally, it also involved a lot of water..

 

In the latest breaking news of the aftermath of Katrina, we bring you this update!
After being identified by conservatives as being responsible for the disaster, God is facing several thousand charges of homicide and as many wrongful death suits. More at 11.
by HCRoyall, 9-07-05

 

by HCRoyall
9-07-05
All right you bald bastard! You're going to tell me the secret of enlightenment or I'm gonna gut you!
I told you years ago, Young Butch. The path to enlightenment lies in compassion and self-sacrifice.
Ah. Sorry. I thought you had said "sadism" and "human" sacrifice.

 

by HCRoyall
9-07-05
What's the difference between the old Iraq and the new Iraq?
A whole bunch of oil money in my pocket!
Hello? Is this thing on?

 

by HCRoyall
9-08-05
I hear you got out of that Pre- Primary Leadership Course.
It was a waste of time for them to give me the class. I won't be staying in long enough to get promoted, so the course is redundant.
I'm going to give you a counseling statement for your demoralizing comments before you left.
I said something more demoralizing than your treatment of us?
Keep digging your hole, soldier.

 

by HCRoyall
9-09-05
Hi, I'm Jeff.
David.
Sandra didn't tell me you were a clown. What's that like?
I'm not a clown. My kids' laundry got mixed in with my white robes and hood.
Let's start over.

 

by HCRoyall
9-09-05
So then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
9-09-05
Before we go, are there any questions?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Why haven't you been discharged yet?
I ask myself that every day.

 

by HCRoyall
9-09-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
But I really can't aford anything above 30 grand.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
9-09-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
And then we combined our Zords to defeat the Megalex and saved the Earth once again.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
9-09-05
...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ee ee!
Ee eekkkrreeee eerrkkkeee!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by HCRoyall
9-09-05
My sister's going to some Ren fair and she's dragging me along. You wanna come?
Can't. I'm banned from Ren fairs across the country.
Apparently it still counts as regicide even if they're playacting.

 

The way things are going now, soon I'll need three forms of I.D. and a background check to scratch my nuts.
by HCRoyall, 9-09-05

 

...the images in your comic have more depth than the comics themselves...
by HCRoyall, 9-10-05

 

by HCRoyall
9-10-05
So what's it say?
Blue stripe is positive and red is negative, right?
Yeah.
So what does it mean if it's a neon green pentagram and smoking slightly?
It means the kid'll take after your side of the family.

 

by HCRoyall
9-10-05
I just heard that they named the three new planets Xena, Santa, and Easter Bunny.
Well, I'm off to NASA.

 

by HCRoyall
9-12-05
My direst supervisor is a civilian, just to clarify...
Okay, I got my clearance for the network fixed.
Good. I need you to use this computer here and i'll show you what you need to do. 99% of your work now will be on this computer.
Wouldn't it be easier to move that computer to my desk?
No, because sometimes Sergeant Hawkins will need to use that computer for briefings.
But if he's using it, I can't work regardless of where the computer is.
I don't understand what you're getting at.

 

by HCRoyall
9-12-05
Man, it sucks having 9-11 as my birthday.
I've got you beat.
How is Christmas worse than the anniversary of such a tragedy?
On my birthday, I have to give presents to everyone else.
You win.

 

by HCRoyall
9-12-05
Moh!

 

Why can't you see the world as it is instead of in a stark contrast of black and white?!
by HCRoyall, 9-12-05

 

by HCRoyall
9-13-05
I don't like where this story is going...

 

by HCRoyall
9-13-05
When I grow up, I'm going to marry YOU, Mommy!
AWW! Heh-heh! Isn't that cute?
20 years later...
Well, Mom...it's time. Let's get married.
Huh?
To continue viewing "Incest Grannies 5", use your remote to enter your credit card number...

 

by HCRoyall
9-13-05
We must summon Captain Stripcreator! Bad Sex Jokes!
Cornholing!
Political Satire!
Donor Dominated Ranking System!
n00b Bashing!
By your powers combined, I... am one fucked up freak of nature!

 

by HCRoyall
9-14-05
Good morning!
Can I help you?
I'm with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Have you accepted Jesus into your life?
Are you kidding me?!
I let the bastard in two years ago and he never left!
You're out of milk again.

 

by HCRoyall
9-14-05
What are we doing again?
Chlorinating the Gene Pool.

 

by HCRoyall
9-14-05
Hey, umm... about that Eve thing you made for me...
What about her?
I'm just not digging the whole 'boobies' thing. I'd like her a lot better if she looked like me.
I knew it was too soon to add the homo gene to the mix.

 

by HCRoyall
9-15-05
I'll call you a rabbit...
... and you a penguin...
... and I don't know what I was smoking when I made you...

 

by HCRoyall
9-15-05
I've made 400 comics! Sweet!
Actually, this is comic 401. The 400th comic was one of those "God: Year One" comics.
Fuck!

 

by HCRoyall
9-15-05
*sigh*
Why the long face, big guy?
Somebody told me that if I took enough drugs at once it would give me superpowers.
You know that's a load of BS, right?
Well, its too late now, I've already OD'd on vicodin. Oh, and I am making this face because I no longer have control over the muscles above my waist.
Damn, you are stupid.

 

Opps. I failed my saving throw; I'm pregnant.
by HCRoyall, 9-15-05

 

by HCRoyall
9-15-05
Fill out these redeployment forms, soldier.
Why? These are only good for 90 days and we aren;t leaving for four months at least.
It's to make you think you're leaving earlier, so we get to enjoy the looks on your faces when we tell you it was a mistake.
I think I'd prefer a swift kick in the balls every morning.
That can be arranged.

 

by HCRoyall
9-15-05
I admit it. It was I who built the barn.
But I haven't gotten around creating the Amish yet.
...er...

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