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by HotRodDeathToll
3-10-06
I got an 'F' for my report
Same here
*knock within*
OH SHIT! Mum and Dad are coming!
AHHH
That will keep them out

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-10-06
AHHHHHHH!
What is it?
I thought i heard something
Maybe it was just the wind

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-10-06
I'll answer it!
*RING RING*
Hello?
Must been a prank ca.. AHHHHHHHH

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-10-06
DAVID!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
There you are!
What?
How many times has mum and dad told about wasting the tomato sauce?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-10-06
Theres something in the basement
Theres nothing down here, don't be silly
But there was!
There's nothing down there except for a couple of zombies other than that it's fine.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-10-06
I need to go to the bathroom
Be careful
10 minutes later
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
What is it?
I FORGOT TO FLUSH!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-11-06
It's amazing isn't it? We finally defated Mum and Dad by not letting them in house.
Yeah, we did it!
Have I ever told you that you ar beautiful
Thats sick, you're my brother!
Otherwise it would be okay

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-13-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-14-06
Latham
First of all, I lost the election to howard. Then I wrote a book about my life using the word 'asshole' in it and read it out to young children.
Then I said bad stuff about each and every labor member of parliment including my good friend Julia gillard.
And finally I used an act of violence against a pedophile that photographed my children when i as standing in KFC and then i smashed the camera and showed it to the police.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-16-06
Good morning people of China!
In celebration of china taking over the world, we bring to you little china dolls
ALL HAIL THE GOVERNMENT
ALL HAIL THE GOVERNEMNT

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-17-06
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE DAD!?!?!?
I didn't
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Phew! It was just a dream

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-24-06
It took me all night, but I finally willed myself to become an Animorph. Watch me turn into a cochraoch
I don't believe you
PROVED YOU WRONG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
********************SQUISH*******************

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-24-06
Hello and welcome to ET!
Today we show you what is in and what is out for fashion
But first, exclusive footage of Jennifer Anniston buying a book

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-24-06
Hello and welcome to ET!
Our top story: Angelina jolie has broken up with Brad Pitt. OH, wait, we have an update Angelina jolie and Brad Pitt are back together
In other news Jennifer Anniston is now dating Brad Pitt

 

Why is everyone running away from here?
Someone droped a whopper
by HotRodDeathToll, 3-24-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
3-31-06
Excuse me can i use your W.C.?
YEH SURE, IT'S JUST DOWN THE HALL AND ON YOUR LEFT
Here I am
Oh dear

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-01-06
Authorised by the Canadian Governement, Toronto.
Don't drink alcohol, it's really bad for you!
Smoke marijuana instead

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-05-06
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
Oh, It's just clark guy from that smallville show
How disapointing

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-08-06
Mum!
Yes sebra?
What does dyslexic mean?
A dyslexic person is someone who can't read or write, sebra.
Well I guess I'm dyslexic then
Oh--your case is differant, sebra. You can read and write, but you do it like a retard.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-08-06
Hello Timmy!
Hey--What music do listen to?
Rock n' roll, mostly 90's
I only listen to quality new stuff, not crappy old music.
Define old
Anything after two weeks ago

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
The Amazing Race
We have to walk over to that tree
This is so hard *sniff*
Maybe we should set up camp
How about we just cry until a miracle happens?
This is the best show ever

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
Survivor: Bathroom
Welcome to restroom #2, survivors.
This is where you complete the biggest challenge in life: Taking a dump after after excesive consumption of mints mixed with curry
Good work, survivors. You have completed the challenge. Now both teams will merge.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
Survivor: Bathroom -2
Welcome to the third tribal council
Now, survivors, you must vote. You go first, Jimmy.
I'm going to vote off Larisa, because she smelt like pickles today, and I don't like pickles

 

Big Brother
I'm pissed off at Lisa for using my eyeliner without asking me
What type of deoderant do you use?
by HotRodDeathToll, 4-11-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
The Bigget Loser
I can't help being fat.
I mean, how can I still be fat even if I exercise for 10 minutes every sunday?
It's not my fault I'm fat, it's my genes.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-11-06
American Idol
Hello, my name is Lenny and I would like to know what you think about my singing voice: ----- ♫ Every little step I take, you will be there, Every little step I make, we'll be together♫
I don't think your style of singing fits into the criteria of that particular song
What he really means to say is that your voice is crap.
I DIDN'T ASK YOU JUDGE! YOU CAN GO TO HELL! MY VOICE IS GOOD! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, DICKWAD? YOU ARN'T A SINGER, WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-12-06
Hi, I'm Sebra!
Piss off you dumb 10 year old
HEY! I'M NOT TEN!
I'm nine

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-13-06
Oh dear! The computer shows images of a comet the size of Mt. Everest.
I must warn the president down this windy road on this windy night.
Oh dear, I'm dead! Well what do I expect? This is a B-grade movie and I wear glasses

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-13-06
I have an inmportant announcement to make.
As president i feel it is my duty to inform you that you are all going to die from a giant meteor that will have a huge impact on Earth
The chance of of comet that size hitting earth is likeley, but a black president? Thats impossible!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-14-06
Mum, why do I have to go to church?
To destroy all those sins that you have committed over the week.
But I haven't committed any sins ever in my life
What about those times you lied about meeting all those famous people? And that time you said that dinosaurs exist and had been to the moon?
Those were just little white lies, they don't count

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-14-06
OMG IT'S MICHAEL JORDAN!!!
But I'm not Micha...
Can I have your autograph?
I'm sorry, Kid, but i'm not Michael Jordan.
Don't lie to me, you mut be Michael Jordan, Your black and you play basktball!
uhh

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-14-06
MUM I JUST MET MICHAEL JORDAN AND I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH.
Now, Zebra, didn't I talk to you about lying before?
NO MUM I HAVE HIS AUTOGRAPH!
But that says "fuck you, kid"
Isn't it great, mum?
*sigh*

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-15-06
Since the real Easter bunny has contracted bird flu I am going to have to give you the duty of handing out chocolate eggs to the children
It is a privelage, Jesus.
Make sure you only give out the eggs to Christian kids and kids without braces because they're not alowed to have sugar.
Sure!
Also remember to look both ways when crossing a road and to pick up your coat the way out.
Yeah whatever, "Mum"

 

Could I please have a bitchsandwich ?
Would you like fries with that?
by HotRodDeathToll, 4-16-06

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-17-06
Testing by scientists have shown that the secret ingridient of KFC chicken is actually MSG, salt and pepper
I have been lied to by KFC all my life! This is why I am fat! I am going to sue KFC for this! This is the only chance for me to enough money to join the gym and lose weight.
Ah fuck it

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-23-06
Hello! Who are you?
I am a gay cowboy, and you're father.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Here is a present, it is a 'pokemon'
WOW! IT'S A PIGACHU!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-23-06
Hello, I am Ass. I am a Poke Trainer.
I bet I am better than you a Poking Trains.
LET US BATTLE THEN!!! PIGACHU I CHOSE YOU!!!
*Parking ticket attack*
?
Haha! My cock doesn't drive, loser!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-23-06
HI MY NAME IS ASS! CAN I HAVE YOUR BIKE SO I CAN GO TO THE POKE HOSPITAL? IT'S FOR MY PIGACHU!
NO!
HAHA YOU HAVE RED HAIR!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-23-06
SUCK ON MY PENIS PIGACHU!
*SELF DESTRUCT*
MORAL: Don't use anything that you get from a gay cowboy

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-26-06
Hey Red, remember that guy who reckoned you spat in his burger before serving it to him.
Yeah, he said he was nver gonna come back to Burger Mate® ever again.
Well, I think he's changed his mind.
Hello again

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-27-06
Marge! The neighbors are hosing again. Don't they know about the NSW water restrictions?
Their not hosing, their house is on fire and thats a fireman puting out the fire.
Oh!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-27-06
RARRRRR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
Okay go ahead!
TOBOR CONFUSED!!!! WHY DO YOU WANT CORNHOLING?
Don't you know, everyone on stripcreator.com are actually closet homosexuals.
TOBOR GO HOME NOW TOBOR ONLY ENJOY SEX WHEN THE OTHER PERSON ISN'T ENJOYING IT!!!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-27-06
iPod
I am a duck
I have a poking stick
I am a duck
I have a poking stick
I AM A DUCK!
I HAVE A POKING STICK!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-28-06
*WHIP*
Sir, is this training really neccesary?
YES IT IS JIMMY NOW DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM???? GREENLAND????
No sir
Then kick the dummy as hard as you can, got it?
okay

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-29-06
Please god could you please make everyone stop fighting and make everyone love each other? Amen.
Repent
Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my house.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-30-06
MUMMY I'M HOME!
Hi Rabbit--hey how did you afford that shirt?
I'll only tell you if you tell me how you could afford this house
This is housing comission it's free. Yer know for trailor trash people.
oh

 

by HotRodDeathToll
4-30-06
Hello
Hey
My name is Queen Marshall James Mathers Juinor II but people just call me rabbit for short
Why are you called rabbit?
You know the Chinese candy called 'white rabbits? well i'm called rabbit because of my small eyes.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-05-06
Sean Connery
AHHH! IM IN 'ELL!
You're an eel?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You are right, you are not an eel
I FOND AN OL' LADY!
I prefer younger ladies myself

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-08-06
Are you going to watch the 'Da Vinci code' movie?
GAH! How dare you bring up such a ghastly thought of me actually viewing a picture full of mind blowing crap.
But it's just a fiction movie made from a fiction book.
But people still believe it as though it were true, even though it is a fiction book.
Yeah, just like the bible.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
5-12-06
Ms. Crocker, I need your help!
What is it, young one?
I've been having these bad dreams, about *sniff*...
Carry on, boy.
...about there being another series of Australian Idol!!!
My gosh!

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