All comics by JESUSSANDWICH

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by JESUSSANDWICH
11-25-07
Hey
Hi
This is quite an unlikely meeting dont you think?
I concur and I would also like to say this comic idea is quite contrived

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
11-25-07
I AM CAPTAIN BURRITO HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!
Go home Mark

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
11-25-07
Dear Jesus, Where do all the aborted babies go?
Thats a good question Sally I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE
Later
Sweet more aborted babies to play with!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
11-25-07
Hey ninja whats up
angryamerican once sniffed his sisters butthole

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
11-26-07
What does that have to do with anything?
He also stuck his dick in the mouth of a raccoon

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
11-26-07
No srsly
Fuck angryamerican

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
11-29-07
Knock knock
who's there?
Cre8tive13 is comepletely retarded
that actually is a terrible knock knock joke that should be even be completed this is really stupid, seriously FUCK YOU I am going home
Meanwhile in Kathy Bates vagina
I dont think themushroom knows what he getting into with this shit

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-07-09
I hope I can make it to the funeral berore the service ends.
I hope I left enough food for little bobby.
HEY! I WILL SUCK YOU OFF FOR FIVE DOLLARS!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-08-09
I got the last hot dog
AWW SHUCKS I WANTED IT
Here you go son you can have it, say you should come over and meet my daughter and grandaughter
Sounds like loads of FUN!!
GREAT! You can fuck my daughter then. 17 is way to old for me.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-09-09
balls
ac was one of the most influential philosophers of the past three hundred years.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-14-09
Whats that?
My test results.
I have AIDS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-15-09
Hey, you'll get through this. You're not a faggot.
Really?
You're a nigger lover

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-22-09
How the fuck do you fix this printer?!
Oh.......... the semen drive is empty
I guess I will have to refill it. Bring me the films of Will Ferell!!

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-22-09
ill suck yo dick?

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
1-23-09
1
Too bad I'm all squirted-out from pumping my hot jism into the office coffee-maker.
2
Too bad I am a eunuch sent here from a bleak dickless future to collect as much male genitalia as possible.
3
Good thing I always keep an extra pack stored under Johnson's desk.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-10-09
Valentines day is coming up!
Yeah I know.

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-10-09
This floor is really dirty.
They really need to hire a maid or something.
FUCK THIS COMIC MY FRIENDS JUST CALLED AND SAID THEY HAD EIGHTY BEERS

 

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-20-09
So yeah what did you do for valentines day?
I masturbated myself raw and cryed until I went to sleep
That sounds very depressing.
It was.
Well I hope you masturbated to something that was sexy at least. Did you?
Well if you think a video of your dad doing his taxes sexy then yes, yes I did.

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